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StanleySpadowski
11-03-2007, 01:07 PM
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no matter where I go.




I don't particularly care for firearms but I really hate to dig.

cowboyfan4life_mark
11-03-2007, 02:13 PM
Hmmmmm...OK...

03EBZ06
11-03-2007, 02:20 PM
Alrighty then.

DMOB
11-03-2007, 02:26 PM
Yeah, what he said.:confused:

Nors
11-03-2007, 02:28 PM
I see nothing wrong with that or "packing" prescribed vicadens and opiates.

Signed,
Mrs Reid.

GTaylor
11-03-2007, 03:20 PM
This is my rifle this is my gun
This is for fighting this is for fun

Blake
11-03-2007, 03:40 PM
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no matter where I go.




I don't particularly care for firearms but I really hate to dig.

Que es esto?

StanleySpadowski
11-03-2007, 05:28 PM
Maybe Hostile, Brainpaint or even ArchStanton will come along and explain it to you guys.

Rack Bauer
11-03-2007, 06:41 PM
I see nothing wrong with that or "packing" prescribed vicadens and opiates.

Signed,
Mrs Reid.

You're starting to take that crap too far, Nors.

Hostile
11-03-2007, 08:44 PM
The Director's name was Sergio Leone, the name of the movie was "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."

Clint Eastwood was a bounty hunter called Blondie, a.k.a. The Good. Lee Van Cleef (very under-rated western actor) was bounty hunter called Angel Eyes, a.k.a. The Bad. And Eli Wallach was bounty hunter called Tuco, a.k.a. The Ugly.

The reason Stanley remarked that Arch Stanton might know is because that was the name on the grave marker next to the unknown grave where the story has its climax.

Clint Eastwood had a line about 2 kinds of people, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. He told Tuco to dig.

CowboyFan74
11-03-2007, 09:13 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?" whoops wrong movie:D

Mavs Man
11-03-2007, 09:30 PM
"Un kah kah ... un kah kah... there's no name on it!!"

Love that movie.

Eli Wallach makes it work, imho. Ugly is my favorite - great character.

ROMOSAPIEN9
11-03-2007, 11:07 PM
I carried a loaded, full auto, assault rifle with me everywhere I went from about the age 13 til 36.

Thanks to the GREATNESS that is Viagra....I'm still locked and loaded!!

Semi-auto these days, but the ammo still packs the same punch.

The "re-coil" is getting more exhausting...especially after an extended fire-fight.

That's enough.

peplaw06
11-03-2007, 11:18 PM
I carried a loaded, full auto, assault rifle with me everywhere I went from about the age 13 til 36.

Thanks to the GREATNESS that is Viagra....I'm still locked and loaded!!

Semi-auto these days, but the ammo still packs the same punch.

The "re-coil" is getting more exhausting...especially after an extended fire-fight.

That's enough.w...o...w

T.M.I.

:laugh2:

silverbear
11-03-2007, 11:41 PM
You're starting to take that crap too far, Nors.

You'd think he'd at least learn to spell Vicodin, if he's gonna use the word in every other post... :D

ROMOSAPIEN9
11-04-2007, 12:20 AM
w...o...w

T.M.I.

:laugh2:

Sorry about that.

At least I didn't use the squirt gun/supersoaker analogy. Gotta give me props for that.

Then there's Paintball.....I should probably stop now.

BrAinPaiNt
11-04-2007, 07:23 AM
The Director's name was Sergio Leone, the name of the movie was "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."

Clint Eastwood was a bounty hunter called Blondie, a.k.a. The Good. Lee Van Cleef (very under-rated western actor) was bounty hunter called Angel Eyes, a.k.a. The Bad. And Eli Wallach was bounty hunter called Tuco, a.k.a. The Ugly.

The reason Stanley remarked that Arch Stanton might know is because that was the name on the grave marker next to the unknown grave where the story has its climax.

Clint Eastwood had a line about 2 kinds of people, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. He told Tuco to dig.

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXldafIl5DQ)

Rack Bauer
11-04-2007, 08:27 AM
And Eli Wallach was bounty hunter called Tuco, a.k.a. The Ugly.

Tuco wasn't a bounty hunter. He was a criminal. He was Blondie's "Partner" till Blondie basically told him to "F off". He then went after Blondie for revenge.


:D

StanleySpadowski
11-04-2007, 11:49 AM
Every night when I come home I throw my hat on the weather vane. Throws gotta be at least 30 feet and I almost never miss.

BrAinPaiNt
11-04-2007, 06:47 PM
Every night when I come home I throw my hat on the weather vane. Throws gotta be at least 30 feet and I almost never miss.

http://www.spankingblog.com/spanking-pictures/john-wayne-spanking-maureen-ohara-02.jpg

Hostile
11-04-2007, 07:59 PM
Every night when I come home I throw my hat on the weather vane. Throws gotta be at least 30 feet and I almost never miss.Gotta be a record.

StanleySpadowski
11-04-2007, 08:58 PM
You guys are too darn good. I might be able to stump you "in three or four years".


I'd apologize but that would be a sign of weakness.

Hostile
11-04-2007, 09:47 PM
You guys are too darn good. I might be able to stump you "in three or four years".


I'd apologize but that would be a sign of weakness.She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.

StanleySpadowski
11-04-2007, 10:04 PM
I thought that one was safe.

But who knows what safe is.....my grandma fought Indians for sixty years then choked on a lemon pie.

Hostile
11-04-2007, 10:07 PM
I thought that one was safe.

But who knows what safe is.....my grandma fought Indians for sixty years then choked on a lemon pie.The original 3:10 to Yuma.

StanleySpadowski
11-04-2007, 10:18 PM
The original 3:10 to Yuma.

You mean they made another one? How could anyone think they could improve on Glenn Ford and Van Heflin??????


Of course that would be the final supreme idiocy, a deserter hiding out in a battlefield.

Hostile
11-04-2007, 10:25 PM
You mean they made another one? How could anyone think they could improve on Glenn Ford and Van Heflin??????


Of course that would be the final supreme idiocy, a deserter hiding out in a battlefield.I haven't seen the new one yet, but I agree on the first sentence.

The Magnificent Seven, one of the greatest Westerns ever.

burmafrd
11-05-2007, 06:35 AM
The Searchers.
Best Western Ever.

ologan
11-05-2007, 06:38 AM
The Searchers.
Best Western Ever.

Morning,Burma....Your up early?

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 08:59 AM
Some people seem to have no concept of how this works, but I guess that's why I don't tell anyone my real name is Bluebonnet.

Hostile
11-05-2007, 09:00 AM
Some people seem to have no concept of how this works, but I guess that's why I don't tell anyone my real name is Bluebonnet.Mr. Spearman? How are things out there on the Open Range?

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 09:16 AM
Mr. Spearman? How are things out there on the Open Range?


Evidently Hostile's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Mavs Man
11-05-2007, 09:33 AM
Some people seem to have no concept of how this works, but I guess that's why I don't tell anyone my real name is Bluebonnet.

Robert Duvall - Open Range.

Edit: Rats. I clicked on the link and it opened on page two, not three. Just a tad late on that one.

Mavs Man
11-05-2007, 09:36 AM
Evidently Hostile's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

I'm your Huckleberry (just watched this movie again Saturday).

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 10:23 AM
You guys are too darn good.



Whomever gets this one can have the mayor's horse, barbequed or fried.

Mavs Man
11-05-2007, 10:45 AM
You guys are too darn good.



Whomever gets this one can have the mayor's horse, barbequed or fried.

I'm the sheriff. And I'm the mayor. No more, Mavs Man, get the water, Mavs Man, clean up this mess. Hot dog, I'm going to declare this a holiday!

I saw this movie hundreds of times, while growing up.

Hostile
11-05-2007, 10:57 AM
You guys are too darn good.



Whomever gets this one can have the mayor's horse, barbequed or fried.In case anyone did not catch the fact Mav's Man was sharing lines by Mordecai.

High Plains Drifter.

My turn.

Awful lot of law for a little cowtown.
This is the kind of cowtown that needs a lot of law.

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 12:14 PM
In case anyone did not catch the fact Mav's Man was sharing lines by Mordecai.

High Plains Drifter.

My turn.

Awful lot of law for a little cowtown.
This is the kind of cowtown that needs a lot of law.


I thought it was because I'm pretty.





That movie was running last month on Encore Western, 529 on DTV, speaking of which, the classic Duck, You Sucker is on tonight so set the DVR

Hostile
11-05-2007, 12:34 PM
I thought it was because I'm pretty.





That movie was running last month on Encore Western, 529 on DTV, speaking of which, the classic Duck, You Sucker is on tonight so set the DVRCorrect, Winchester 73 for those who don't know. Jimmy Stewart classic.

I wish I had that channel.

Fistful of Dynamite or Fistful of Dollars, I forget which that line is from. Not going to look up the channel to cheat. That just wouldn't be me. I'm more like I beg of you; I, I'm your conscience, the small voice crying out in the wilderness, I, I'm your father confessor! I. I'm; what else am I?

Town drunk?

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 01:06 PM
Correct, Winchester 73 for those who don't know. Jimmy Stewart classic.

I wish I had that channel.

Fistful of Dynamite or Fistful of Dollars, I forget which that line is from. Not going to look up the channel to cheat. That just wouldn't be me. I'm more like I beg of you; I, I'm your conscience, the small voice crying out in the wilderness, I, I'm your father confessor! I. I'm; what else am I?

Town drunk?

I'd be a bad newspaper man if I didn't know what everybody else in town already knows.


Being shot in black and white in the age of technicolor really set that movie apart. Supposedly that was Spielberg's inspiration for Schindler's List's cinematography.

I actually got college credit for watching it in a Lit and Film class and reading the short story it was based on.



And Duck, You Sucker is the original title of Fistful of Dynamite. Probably the best of all the spaghetti westerns. I prefer the Morricone score in it much more than the better know G, B, and Ugly.

Gotta order the Western channel. Sunday ticket and it are the only reasons to have Directv, well them and NFLN and BTN so get DTV and Encore Westerns.

Mavs Man
11-05-2007, 01:29 PM
I'd be a bad newspaper man if I didn't know what everybody else in town already knows.


Being shot in black and white in the age of technicolor really set that movie apart. Supposedly that was Spielberg's inspiration for Schindler's List's cinematography.

I actually got college credit for watching it in a Lit and Film class and reading the short story it was based on.



And Duck, You Sucker is the original title of Fistful of Dynamite. Probably the best of all the spaghetti westerns. I prefer the Morricone score in it much more than the better know G, B, and Ugly.

Gotta order the Western channel. Sunday ticket and it are the only reasons to have Directv, well them and NFLN and BTN so get DTV and Encore Westerns.

Another little factoid regarding Winchester 73. It is considered the primary movie responsible for the escalation of actor's salaries. Stewart was the first to ask for a substantial share of the gross ticket revenue - and after the success of Winchester 73, made a killing from it.

From then on, that became a staple in contract negotiations for bigtime actors.

Btw, Duck You Sucker sounds like an exploitation movie from the 70s. :laugh2:

Hostile
11-05-2007, 01:45 PM
I'd be a bad newspaper man if I didn't know what everybody else in town already knows.


Being shot in black and white in the age of technicolor really set that movie apart. Supposedly that was Spielberg's inspiration for Schindler's List's cinematography.

I actually got college credit for watching it in a Lit and Film class and reading the short story it was based on.



And Duck, You Sucker is the original title of Fistful of Dynamite. Probably the best of all the spaghetti westerns. I prefer the Morricone score in it much more than the better know G, B, and Ugly.

Gotta order the Western channel. Sunday ticket and it are the only reasons to have Directv, well them and NFLN and BTN so get DTV and Encore Westerns.My area doesn't get it right now, though we might soon.

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 02:35 PM
My area doesn't get it right now, though we might soon.


Pressure someone to get it.

Right now Duel in the Sun with Gregory Peck is on.

Hostile
11-05-2007, 02:42 PM
Okay, if anyone gets this one I will be impressed.

Nice horse. What's his name?
You don't put a name on something you might have to eat.

...and...

Don't turn your back on me, mister!
Don't let your mouth overload your hardware, cowboy.

StanleySpadowski
11-05-2007, 02:56 PM
Okay, if anyone gets this one I will be impressed.

Nice horse. What's his name?
You don't put a name on something you might have to eat.

...and...

Don't turn your back on me, mister!
Don't let your mouth overload your hardware, cowboy.


AAAAGGGGHHHH

It's a movie about a young guy getting on a cattle drive, the only thing that's popping into my head is Cowboy with Jack Lemmon and Glenn Ford but that's not it. It's newer than that.

Give me a little bit to think about it.

Hostile
11-05-2007, 03:45 PM
AAAAGGGGHHHH

It's a movie about a young guy getting on a cattle drive, the only thing that's popping into my head is Cowboy with Jack Lemmon and Glenn Ford but that's not it. It's newer than that.

Give me a little bit to think about it.You are on the right track.

My favorite from the movie you metion is this one.

How's the arm, Charlie?
All right, boss. It's my drinking arm, not my loving arm.

Hostile
11-06-2007, 11:49 AM
Did this one stump everyone? I thought Stanley was right on the verge of getting it. His clues are correct. Just not a movie with Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon.

BrAinPaiNt
11-06-2007, 11:53 AM
Did this one stump everyone? I thought Stanley was right on the verge of getting it. His clues are correct. Just not a movie with Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon.

The Culpepper cattle Co.

Don't be impressed...be disappointed.

I had to cheat to figure it out.
:D

Hostile
11-06-2007, 12:12 PM
The Culpepper cattle Co.

Don't be impressed...be disappointed.

I had to cheat to figure it out.
:DThat's the one. How would you cheat?

Have you seen it? Very under rated movie.

BrAinPaiNt
11-06-2007, 01:36 PM
That's the one. How would you cheat?

Have you seen it? Very under rated movie.

No. Believe it or not I am not a huge western fan so there are probably hundreds I have not seen.

I just looked up one of those quotes on IMDB.

Hostile
11-06-2007, 02:05 PM
No. Believe it or not I am not a huge western fan so there are probably hundreds I have not seen.

I just looked up one of those quotes on IMDB.Well, crap. I never would have thought about quotes being searchable, but I've used that database dozens of times.

Duh.

:bang2:

StanleySpadowski
11-06-2007, 02:11 PM
Well, crap. I never would have thought about quotes being searchable, but I've used that database dozens of times.

Duh.

:bang2:

When we did this with prison movies, we'd either describe something that happened or use quotes with a few words out of place to stop googling the exact quote.

And Culpepper Cattle Co. really "P"d me off. The first thing I thought of this morning was "darn, what was that film". If BP wouldn't have looked it up, I would have.

burmafrd
11-07-2007, 08:48 AM
Duel at Diablo. An interesting film. Sidney Poitier, James Garner, Dennis Weaver.