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joseephuss
04-08-2008, 09:59 AM
http://www.star-telegram.com/228/story/530369.html

Hundreds of bottles of booze with a bite seized in Palo Pinto
By BILL HANNA
Star-Telegram staff writer

Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents seized 411 bottles of illegal hooch Thursday at Bayou Bob's Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch in Palo Pinto County.

But it wasn't your typical variety of moonshine: the bottles of vodka also contained 10-inch rattlesnakes.

"In my 20 years with the TABC, I've never seen anything like it," Sgt. Charlie Cloud said Friday.

Bob Popplewell, the owner of Bayou Bob's, did not return messages left on his voicemail at his snake farm near Santo in Palo Pinto County.

TABC officials said they plan to file charges next week for the sale of alcohol without a permit and possession of alcohol with the intent to sell. Penalties for those charges include up to a year in the county jail and fines up to $1,000 upon conviction.

Popplewell received widespread attention last year when Texas wildlife officials decided to tighten regulations for the collection of turtles. He is believed to be largest buyer of turtles in the state.

He testified before Texas Parks and Wildlife commissioners that he shipped 12,000 turtles out of state in 2006 and another 30,000 in 2005. Popplewell said that most of the turtles are shipped to Asia where they are considered a delicacy.

There was no evidence that Popplewell was shipping the snake-infused alcohol from his business but Cloud said the investigation is ongoing.

"I found it hard to believe he has 411 bottles going out of his store at any given time," Cloud said.

TABC officials said alcohol containing snakes or scorpions is popular in Asian cultures. An Internet search found operations selling Thai scorpion vodka, cobra whiskey, giant centipede whiskey, herbal gecko lizard wine and Mekong River eel wine.

"It's very bizarre," Cloud said. "We learned that these are believed to contain aphrodisiac properties. We heard that some people believe having a venomous animal creates hallucinations."

TABC agents received a tip several weeks ago and sent an undercover agent to the rattlesnake ranch to purchase the vodka. It wasn't on display.

"We had to go in and ask for it," Cloud said.

trickblue
04-08-2008, 10:04 AM
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/snake_vodka_txfor101.jpg

BrAinPaiNt
04-08-2008, 10:06 AM
I could just see someone being drunk and seeing that and thinking to themselves...man that is one big tequila worm.:laugh1:

big dog cowboy
04-08-2008, 10:15 AM
Just wondering, but how do you put a rattlesnake inside a Vodka bottle?

Yeagermeister
04-08-2008, 10:22 AM
Just wondering, but how do you put a rattlesnake inside a Vodka bottle?

Very carefully *rim shot*

REDVOLUTION
04-08-2008, 10:29 AM
Just wondering, but how do you put a rattlesnake inside a Vodka bottle?


Loosen him up by getting him drunk first? :eek:


:laugh1:

joseephuss
04-08-2008, 10:34 AM
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/mutts/blog/snake_vodka_txfor101.jpg

I just knew that once I posted this story that TB would come through with a picture for me. Always reliable.

DallasCowpoke
04-08-2008, 11:43 AM
Just wondering, but how do you put a rattlesnake inside a Vodka bottle?

Tell him it's the bottle or the plane, his choice.

That, or hire this guy........

http://www.liketelevision.net/liketelevision/images/lowrez/andymedcin.gif

Hostile
04-08-2008, 12:54 PM
Tell him it's the bottle or the plane, his choice.

That, or hire this guy........

http://www.liketelevision.net/liketelevision/images/lowrez/andymedcin.gifOne of my favorite episodes of Andy Griffith. Seeing Aunt Bea drunk was hysterical to me.

Mavs Man
04-08-2008, 12:57 PM
One of my favorite episodes of Andy Griffith. Seeing Aunt Bea drunk was hysterical to me.

The episodes where Barney gets unintentionally sloshed are pretty funny, as well.

DallasCowpoke
04-08-2008, 02:07 PM
One of my favorite episodes of Andy Griffith. Seeing Aunt Bea drunk was hysterical to me.

"Chinatown, my Chinatown. Where the lights are loooow."

"Oh look ladies.... It's Marshall Dillon!"

;)

Hostile
04-08-2008, 02:10 PM
"Chinatown, my Chinatown. Where the lights are loooow."

"Oh look ladies.... It's Marshall Dillon!"

;):lmao2:

"Andy, she's gassed."

DallasCowpoke
04-08-2008, 02:12 PM
:lmao2:

"Andy, she's gassed."

"They're SAVAGES.... All of 'em!!"

:p: