How The Fight Started [Archive] - Dallas Cowboys Forum

the kid 05

06-30-2008, 08:09 AM

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

jterrell

06-30-2008, 08:19 AM

omg my side is hurting form laughing.

i hope you "won" this fight. a youtube of you getting beat up by a dorf would be funny but depressing all at once:)

silverbear

06-30-2008, 08:23 AM

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

That would be funny enough if it's just a joke, but if it's a true story, it's fargin' HILARIOUS...

Hostile

06-30-2008, 08:23 AM

:laugh2:

You tell the story so well.

big dog cowboy

06-30-2008, 10:40 AM

So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started
Priceless moments like this need to be on video for all to enjoy. Funny stuff.

Vintage

06-30-2008, 10:53 AM

God, how I hope this is a true story...

Hostile

06-30-2008, 11:05 AM

God, how I hope this is a true story...I do too. Every time I read it I start laughing again.

Rackat

06-30-2008, 11:26 AM

That is hilarious.

Signals

06-30-2008, 02:54 PM

Thats too good not to be true. Thanx for the side splitting laughter.

:D

Danny White

06-30-2008, 03:35 PM

I caught it on tape... it was over with pretty quick.

All I know is that the kid needs a haircut!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LKlvBcNuYM&feature=related

DallasFanSince86

06-30-2008, 10:59 PM

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed out and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . the other driver . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well,... which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

junk

07-01-2008, 06:38 AM

I think it was Pat Dailey that had that same bit on the Bob and Tom Show a while back. Pretty good stuff.

I told the same story a few times. The reactions were pretty good.

Bob Sacamano

07-02-2008, 08:02 PM

you should have made him say, "watch out for the light"

yeah, I ripped off South Park