Body proves Bigfoot no myth

[Doomsday101]

(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures.

Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday.

"That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."

Whitton and Dyer plan to unveil what they say is DNA and photo evidence of the discovery in Palo Alto, California, in conjunction with a group called Searching for Bigfoot Inc.

A photograph on that group's Web site shows what appears to be the body of a large, hairy creature with an ape-like face, stuffed into a large freezer.

According to a written release, the two announced the discovery on an Internet radio show, "Squatch Detective," several weeks ago.

"The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the Real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi," Dyer said, referring to Searching for Bigfoot's CEO, who has been looking for the elusive, legendary creature in the United States and Canada since 1971.

Whitton is a Georgia police officer who is on administrative leave after being shot in the wrist during a pursuit. Dyer is a former prison guard.

DNA tests on the body have begun, said the statement, and "extensive scientific studies" will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist.

Nelson, the university professor, acknowledged that new species of animals have been discovered in recent decades and that, in science, "we always acknowledge the possibility of something new."

But he said that even in north Georgia, home to the Blue Ridge Mountains and the foot of the Appalachian Trail, it stretches the imagination to think a family of 7-foot-tall creatures could have eluded hunters, hikers and creeping development until now.

"To the average person, these places just seem like extreme wilderness where you'll find lions and tigers and bears," he said. "The reality is that you're never more than a mile from a road."

The group says the animal is male, has reddish hair and "blackish-gray" eyes and human-like feet, hands and teeth.

[BrAinPaiNt]

This was posted a few days ago.

Someone also posted a link that it was a hoax.

I knew it was a hoax as soon as I seen it, because my wife is still at home in WV. :eek: :laugh2:

[Doomsday101]

This was posted a few days ago.

Someone also posted a link that it was a hoax.

I knew it was a hoax as soon as I seen it, because my wife is still at home in WV. :eek: :laugh2:

CNN reported on it this morning and evidently there is a scheduled press conference that will be held. I don't know if I really believe in Bigfoot or men from outer space picking up rednecks and California flakes for experimentation then again nothing surprises me anymore.

[joseephuss]

CNN reported on it this morning and evidently there is a scheduled press conference that will be held. I don't know if I really believe in Bigfoot or men from outer space picking up rednecks and California flakes for experimentation then again nothing surprises me anymore.

Are you insinuating that Bigfoot is nothing more than the love child of space aliens and the humans they probe?

[Doomsday101]

Are you insinuating that Bigfoot is nothing more than the love child of space aliens and the humans they probe?

:laugh2: Not until you just mentioned it.

Just saying I'm a seeing is believing kind of guy when it comes to these types of things.

[zrinkill]

This was posted a few days ago.

Someone also posted a link that it was a hoax.

I knew it was a hoax as soon as I seen it, because my wife is still at home in WV. :eek: :laugh2:

The link that was posted that "proved it was a hoax" was to another bigfoot board.

So you have some bigfoot crazies calling other bigfoot crazies phonies.

The proof was that it looked like a bigfoot suit that was being sold.


Obviously this is all bullcrap .... .but I do not see how some bigfoot crazies are any more believable than others.....

[REDVOLUTION]

Didnt Big Foot do some acting in the 70's on The Six Million Dollar Man?

:laugh2:

[Doomsday101]

Didnt Big Foot do some acting in the 70's on The Six Million Dollar Man?

:laugh2:

Yes he did and that is how he was able to buy that tricked out monster truck he owns. :laugh2:

[Signals]

WASHINGTON POST- In other news, janitor and baggage handler deny allegations of dirt build up behind the toilet in the mens room at LAX. However, gay politician will provide proof in court on Thursday by sticking out his tongue to reveal pubic hair stuck on it with old wax build up.

Mean while, thirteen year old punk rocker with a purple Mohawk snaps his neck back and forth while lip sinking the lyrics to "Lick It Up."

[Doomsday101]

The 2 guys that caught him were they in a beef jerky commercial?
Those guys are just down right mean to Bigfoot. :laugh2:

[zrinkill]

The 2 guys that caught him were they in a beef jerky commercial?
Those guys are just down right mean to Bigfoot. :laugh2:


http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/MessinWithSasquatch.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/zrinkill/jacklinks.jpg

[Yeagermeister]

They killed BP? :eek:

[Kangaroo]

Why would anyone wait this long to call a press conference ? Lets see they have pushed there T shirts (cough cough) selling them on there site.

Selling near encounter tours (cough cough)

Yet they wait months after finding Big Foot to now reveal it when the day you found a real body and you had the national media out there that day you have scientist; museum and university banging down your door trying to buy it from you for millions.

Instead you market your tshirts :abuseme:

If that does not say hoax nothing does

[Yeagermeister]

Why would anyone wait this long to call a press conference ? Lets see they have pushed there T shirts (cough cough) selling them on there site.

Selling near encounter tours (cough cough)

Yet they wait months after finding Big Foot to now reveal it when the day you found a real body and you had the national media out there that day you have scientist; museum and university banging down your door trying to buy it from you for millions.

Instead you market your tshirts :abuseme:

If that does not say hoax nothing does

They were waiting on the DNA tests :laugh2:

[Kangaroo]

They were waiting on the DNA tests :laugh2:


Sure they are ;) and Redskin Fans know football

[vta]

Are we intentionally trying to regress as a culture?
A month or so ago, some fraud comes up with an alien outside his window, and now this.

I'll bet if the ******* involved had to pay fine for such fraud they'd be less likely to do it.

[ScipioCowboy]

Of course he's real. He posts on this site.;)

[vta]

Of course he's real. He posts on this site.;)

Haven't seen him in a while.
My first thought was that that was him in the locker, then came to my senses.
Sasquatch isn't real; he's generated bot!

[Chief]

Foxnews.com has the news conference on live.

[zrinkill]

McCain has chosen bigfoot as his running mate.

[adbutcher]

McCain has chosen bigfoot as his running mate.

Ouch.

[Sarge]

The 2 guys that caught him were they in a beef jerky commercial?
Those guys are just down right mean to Bigfoot. :laugh2:

:laugh1: :laugh1:

[Cajuncowboy]

McCain has chosen bigfoot as his running mate.

He's just pandering to the big foot crazies, but it will be no use. They are voting for the other guy. :D

[REDVOLUTION]

The 2 guys that caught him were they in a beef jerky commercial?
Those guys are just down right mean to Bigfoot. :laugh2:



What does it say about us when some of the best commercials involve Cavemen and Bigfoot? :laugh2:

[silverbear]

CNN reported on it this morning and evidently there is a scheduled press conference that will be held. I don't know if I really believe in Bigfoot or men from outer space picking up rednecks and California flakes for experimentation then again nothing surprises me anymore.

Color me highly skeptical... I mean, this is the first time one of those suckers has died, and been found??

Yeah, riiiiiiiiggggghhhttttttt...

[Hostile]

I met a guy from Oregon one time. I forget his first name, but his last name was Shepherd. Not altogether there if you know what I mean. He swore to me that he once wrestled with a Bigfoot in the Oregon wilderness.

I read a book in elementary school about the world's best mysteries. There was stuff about Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness, Jack the Ripper, etc. It was all fascinating. Since then I have always tried to read anything I could find on some of the mysteries. When the Patterson film was proven to be a hoax I figured this stuff would go away.

Guess not. I don't know whether I'm pleased about that or not.

[joseephuss]

I met a guy from Oregon one time. I forget his first name, but his last name was Shepherd. Not altogether there if you know what I mean. He swore to me that he once wrestled with a Bigfoot in the Oregon wilderness.

I read a book in elementary school about the world's best mysteries. There was stuff about Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness, Jack the Ripper, etc. It was all fascinating. Since then I have always tried to read anything I could find on some of the mysteries. When the Patterson film was proven to be a hoax I figured this stuff would go away.

Guess not. I don't know whether I'm pleased about that or not.

I think I read that same book in elementary school. It is funny that Jack the Ripper is put in that group. It is a mystery as to who he was, but not really a mystery about him actually existing. The movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" speculated that Jack the Ripper was none other than Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. Seems reasonable to me.

[Hostile]

I think I read that same book in elementary school. It is funny that Jack the Ripper is put in that group. It is a mystery as to who he was, but not really a mystery about him actually existing. The movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" speculated that Jack the Ripper was none other than Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. Seems reasonable to me.
Sir Edmund Hilary believed Yeti was nothing more than a Tibetan blue bear.

[bbgun]

I read a book in elementary school about the world's best mysteries. There was stuff about Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness, Jack the Ripper, etc. It was all fascinating.

"In Search Of" was made just for you.

[DallasCowpoke]

If I were an NBA team owner, and I found out Bigfoot was real, I'd draft him.

Not only would you get the most dominating big man since Shaq, you'd draw great crowds whenever you played in the Pacific Northwest.

[REDVOLUTION]

Color me highly skeptical... I mean, this is the first time one of those suckers has died, and been found??

Yeah, riiiiiiiiggggghhhttttttt...


This guy claimed to have seen more of them and says there is 3,500 - 7,000 of them DEEP into the rural areas where MAN DON'T GO!

:laugh2:

[Kangaroo]

Did anyone watch any the press conference it was a joke funny stuff

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think I read that same book in elementary school. It is funny that Jack the Ripper is put in that group. It is a mystery as to who he was, but not really a mystery about him actually existing. The movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" speculated that Jack the Ripper was none other than Nessie the Loch Ness Monster. Seems reasonable to me.

Speaking of Jack the Ripper.

Don't know if you have heard of Patricia Cornwell. But she is a writer and does the Kay Scarpetta novels. Some are not bad, like the body farm and others.

Anyways she went and did research and pretty much came up with who jack the ripper really was. A good deal of interesting data in the book.

http://www.amazon.com/Portrait-Killer-Ripper-Closed-Berkley/dp/0425192733/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218849799&sr=1-9

[bbgun]

Speaking of Jack the Ripper.

Don't know if you have heard of Patricia Cornwell. But she is a writer and does the Kay Scarpetta novels. Some are not bad, like the body farm and others.

Anyways she went and did research and pretty much came up with who jack the ripper really was. A good deal of interesting data in the book.

http://www.amazon.com/Portrait-Killer-Ripper-Closed-Berkley/dp/0425192733/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218849799&sr=1-9

I killed those Victorian whores. They made fun of my wee wee.

[yeahyeah]

WASHINGTON POST- In other news, janitor and baggage handler deny allegations of dirt build up behind the toilet in the mens room at LAX. However, gay politician will provide proof in court on Thursday by sticking out his tongue to reveal pubic hair stuck on it with old wax build up.

Mean while, thirteen year old punk rocker with a purple Mohawk snaps his neck back and forth while lip sinking the lyrics to "Lick It Up."

random and hilarious:laugh2:

[Nors]

There are no Big Foot bones, there is no bigfoot. Period unless they are alien and dispose of their dead and leave no trail...... Not likely

That said my younger son swears he saw a bigfoot in the woods yesterday - the media and myth live on....

[silverbear]

FWIW, of the two DNA samples submitted for analysis, that these hucksters claimed would "prove" that Bigfoot existed, one was found to be human, the other was found to be a possum...

Consider that one of the "finders" (Whitton) posted a bogus video on Youtube, in which his brother played a "scientist"... this, the boys admitted to...

And when confronted with the results of the DNA test, Biscardi (who has attempted to pass off Bigfoot hoaxes before) lamely claimed that the samples may have been taken incorrectly, and may have been contaminated...

The longer I read about this, the more certain I become that this is bovine fecal matter...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bigfoot_1

Then there's the matter of the changing stories these boys keep feeding us:

The Associated Press compiled three different accounts given by Whitton and Dyer about how they found the body.

In one, the animal was shot by a former felon, and the men followed it into the woods. In a second version, they found a "family of Bigfoot" in North Georgia mountains. In the third, the two were hiking and stumbled upon the corpse with open wounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404321,00.html

[Nors]

FWIW, of the two DNA samples submitted for analysis, that these hucksters claimed would "prove" that Bigfoot existed, one was found to be human, the other was found to be a possum...

Consider that one of the "finders" (Whitton) posted a bogus video on Youtube, in which his brother played a "scientist"... this, the boys admitted to...

And when confronted with the results of the DNA test, Biscardi (who has attempted to pass off Bigfoot hoaxes before) lamely claimed that the samples may have been taken incorrectly, and may have been contaminated...

The longer I read about this, the more certain I become that this is bovine fecal matter...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_bigfoot_1

Then there's the matter of the changing stories these boys keep feeding us:



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,404321,00.html

Follow the bones -

There are none as there is no bigfoot. If there was bones it would be there.......is not

[Rack Bauer]

The longer I read about this, the more certain I become that this is bovine fecal matter...


You should have known that the second you read the subject title.


THere is no sasquatch, and there never has been a sasquatch.

[Sarge]

You should have known that the second you read the subject title.


THere is no sasquatch, and there never has been a sasquatch.

There most certainly is a Sasquatch. I shot footage and I have it stored somewhere but I forgot. I have footage of a sasquatch getting eaten alive by the Lochness Monster. I shot the footage from a UFO. If I can find the tape, I'll let you guys know.

[DemonBlood]

There most certainly is a Sasquatch. I shot footage and I have it stored somewhere but I forgot. I have footage off a sasquatch getting eaten alive by the Lochness Monster. I shot the footage from a UFO. If I can find the tape, I'll let you guys know.

If found, that very well might be the greatest tape ever.

[silverbear]

There most certainly is a Sasquatch. I shot footage and I have it stored somewhere but I forgot. I have footage off a sasquatch getting eaten alive by the Lochness Monster. I shot the footage from a UFO. If I can find the tape, I'll let you guys know.

I call BS... everybody knows that Sassy would kick Nessie's butt around the block...

I mean, Nessie can't even throw a freakin' JAB... all Sassy would have to do is stick and move, stick and move...

It'd be over in three... and then, you'd have the biggest sushi bar the world has ever seen!!!

Please don't ban me for showing you the error of your ways... :D

[REDVOLUTION]

I call BS... everybody knows that Sassy would kick Nessie's butt around the block...

I mean, Nessie can't even throw a freakin' JAB... all Sassy would have to do is stick and move, stick and move...

It'd be over in three... and then, you'd have the biggest sushi bar the world has ever seen!!!

Please don't ban me for showing you the error of your ways... :D


Gonna disagree... one jab from Nessie's snooty-snoot-snoot and thats all she wrote for Sassy!

:D

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

http://www.thehorrordome.com/SasquatchMed.jpg
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