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irvin88
09-02-2008, 12:05 AM
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitists need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 8% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican , now doesn't it?

bbgun
09-02-2008, 12:13 AM
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irvin88
09-02-2008, 12:14 AM
.ereht did uoy tahw ees I

Dyslexia for cure.

VietCowboy
09-02-2008, 12:17 AM
Why I'm voting Republican:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

punchnjudy
09-02-2008, 12:24 AM
<I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.>

Much more saber rattling from Moscow and both sides will want to accelerate our departure from Iraq, if for, no other reason, than to let them know we're ready should they expand any further.

McCain's affection for Georgia also makes me wonder how he'll handle Russia's refusal to leave Georgia. I think it will take a lot of persuading (economic or otherwise) to get them out. That's the biggest issue facing this country imo.

masomenos
09-02-2008, 12:24 AM
Why I'm voting Republican:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

aww you stole my post!

yeahyeah
09-02-2008, 02:42 AM
Why I'm voting Republican:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

:laugh2:

BrAinPaiNt
09-02-2008, 04:41 AM
brewster's millions...none of the above.

zrinkill
09-02-2008, 08:17 AM
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitists need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 8% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican , now doesn't it?

:muttley:

iceberg
09-02-2008, 08:25 AM
you do that.