Favorite Line from a Movie

[FloridaRob]

Movie-Man on Fire
Actor Denzell Washington

Denzells character is about to blow up a car from some old peoples apartment. The old people ask Denzell before he fires his weapon if he believes in forgiveness. Denzell answers them with this line.

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's up to me to arrange the meeting."

[Yeagermeister]

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

[Hostile]

I forget which Cheech & Chong movie it is in, but there's a scene where they see a dog cleaning his private parts.

Cheech says, "man, I wish I could do that."

Chong replies, "you better pet him first. He might be mean."

[Yeagermeister]

I forget which Cheech & Chong movie it is in, but there's a scene where they see a dog cleaning his private parts.

Cheech says, "man, I wish I could do that."

Chong replies, "you better pet him first. He might be mean."

Reminds me of an old joke:

Two good ole boys are watching Univ of Georgia play on a hot afternoon. One of them sees UGA licking himself and says "Man I wish I could do that". The other one looks at him and says "Man that dog'll bite you".
:banjo:

[ethiostar]

I can't decide between three of them but they are from one film, perhaps my favorite of all time, "Lonesome Dove".

I guess if i have to choose one then i will go with this one. It a lot more dramatic and poignant when you watch the movie. It might not translate into text very well, but i will try.

-Captain Woodrow F. Call (Tommy Lee Jones) & Gus (Robert Duvall) chase down a band of thiefs and murderers, and after the brief showdown and they had the thiefs under control, Captian Call leaves the group, at which time one of the thiefs asks Gus,

"Where is he going?"

Gus replies, "To pick out a tree to hang you from, son".

[bbgun]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[ethiostar]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Classic!

[DallasCowpoke]

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!!" -Rooster Cogburn, True Grit

[Chief]

I can't decide between three of them but they are from one film, perhaps my favorite of all time, "Lonesome Dove".

I guess if i have to choose one then i will go with this one. It a lot more dramatic and poignant when you watch the movie. It might not translate into text very well, but i will try.

-Captain Woodrow F. Call (Tommy Lee Jones) & Gus (Robert Duvall) chase down a band of thiefs and murderers, and after the brief showdown and they had the thiefs under control, Captian Call leaves the group, at which time one of the thiefs asks Gus,

"Where is he going?"

Gus replies, "To pick out a tree to hang you from, son".

I get it.

Good choice.

There are so many memorable lines from that miniseries. I was going to post some, but there are just too many.

[ethiostar]

I get it.

Good choice.

There are so many memorable lines from that miniseries. I was going to post some, but there are just too many.

Yeah, i could've easily picked half a dozen or so, there are just way too many.

The other one i was going to post was the one where Captain Coll beats a guy half to death because he was hitting Newt in an attempt to confiscate his horse for the army, and right before Captain Coll rides off he says, "I hate to see rude behavior in a man, I just won't tolerate it."

[silverbear]

We're willing to trade looks for a certain, morally casual attitude...

Animal House...

:D

[Chief]

Yeah, i could've easily picked half a dozen or so, there are just way too many.

The other one i was going to post was the one where Captain Coll beats a guy half to death because he was hitting Newt in an attempt to confiscate his horse for the army, and right before Captain Coll rides off he says, "I hate to see rude behavior in a man, I just won't tolerate it."

My favorites are Gus' philosphical lines.

Jake: "A plank wall won't stop no 50 caliber bullet."
Gus: "But a dentist will."
Jake: "Dropped him dead."
Gus: "Well, nobody likes a dentist anyway."

Woodrow: "If you ever get tired of loafing, I guess you could get a job waitin' tables."
Gus: "I had a job waitin' tables once. I wasn't no older than Newt there. But I had to give it up."
Newt: "What happened?"
Gus: "Well, I was too young and pretty ... and the whores wouldn't let me alone."

Gus: "Wanz, put that rag down. Hell, the people that come in here wouldn't notice a dead skunk on the table, much less a few crumbs."

Woodrow (to Newt): "You best go on to bed."
Gus: "Let the boy stay up awhile. His best chance at an education is listening to me talk."
Woodrow: "What kind of education is that?"
Gus: "You reckon he'll learn more shoveling horse poop for you?"

[ethiostar]

My favorites are Gus' philosphical lines.

Jake: "A plank wall won't stop no 50 caliber bullet."
Gus: "But a dentist will."
Jake: "Dropped him dead."
Gus: "Well, nobody likes a dentist anyway."

Woodrow: "If you ever get tired of loafing, I guess you could get a job waitin' tables."
Gus: "I had a job waitin' tables once. I wasn't no older than Newt there. But I had to give it up."
Newt: "What happened?"
Gus: "Well, I was too young and pretty ... and the whores wouldn't let me alone."

Gus: "Wanz, put that rag down. Hell, the people that come in here wouldn't notice a dead skunk on the table, much less a few crumbs."

Woodrow (to Newt): "You best go on to bed."
Gus: "Let the boy stay up awhile. His best chance at an education is listening to me talk."
Woodrow: "What kind of education is that?"
Gus: "You reckon he'll learn more shoveling horse poop for you?"

Those are all good ones. Gus has most of the best lines.

[5Stars]

Arnold Swetchnerreehger(sp)! He always has three line in every movie of his.


"Here, grab my hand...."!

"I'll be back..."!

"Errrrgggggg"!


;)

[Hostile]

Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Mexican Waiter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0721416/): Lo siento mucho, senor.
[Under his breath]
Mexican Waiter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0721416/): Pinche gringo.
Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): [as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.


Nina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570604/): Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...
Nina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570604/): Just pass.
Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): The ratio of people to cake is too big.
[while the cake passes Milton mutters - eventually everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): [muttering] I could set the building on fire.

Milton Waddams (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/): Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

[ScipioCowboy]

Aliens
Private William Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens: "Maybe you haven't been paying attention pal, but we just got our ***** kicked."

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy): "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or the few."

Lieutenant Saavik to Captain Kirk: "Sir, may I ask you how you dealt with the Kobyashi Maru scenario?"
Dr. McCoy: "Lieutenant, you're looking at the only cadet to have ever beaten the no-win scenario."
Captain Kirk: "I changed the conditions of the test so it was possible to rescue the ship. I reprogrammed the simulator."
Lieutenant Saavik: "What?!"
Dr. Marcus: "He cheated."
Captain Kirk: "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

[tomson75]

Aliens
Private William Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens: "Maybe you haven't been paying attention pal, but we just got our ***** kicked."

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy): "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or the few."

Lieutenant Saavik to Captain Kirk: "Sir, may I ask you how you dealt with the Kobyashi Maru scenario?"
Dr. McCoy: "Lieutenant, you're looking at the only cadet to have ever beaten the no-win scenario."
Captain Kirk: "I changed the conditions of the test so it was possible to rescue the ship. I reprogrammed the simulator."
Lieutenant Saavik: "What?!"
Dr. Marcus: "He cheated."
Captain Kirk: "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and guess that you're a "Trekie".

[ScipioCowboy]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and guess that you're a "Trekie".

Trekker, actually.;)

[Danny White]

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Many great quotes from Braveheart... one of my favorites is:

"All men die, not all men really live."

[tomson75]

Trekker, actually.;)

Ahhh....gotcha. :D

Many great quotes from Braveheart... one of my favorites is:

"All men die, not all men really live."

That's a great one.

I love movies like Braveheart, but a little part of me always gets pissed that my life isn't like that. The one decision that could've changed that is now out of reach, and all you're stuck with is "what if's".

Great choice though.

[EveryoneElse]

Scar Face.

Tony Montana talking to Sosa after he hung that guy from the helicopter.

Al Pacino: "All I got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for nobody".

I'm pretty sure that is what he says.

[DallasEast]

ScipioCowboys stole some of mine. And no, I am also NOT a "trekkie". I don't do the costume/makeup crazy crap. :rolleyes: ;) :)

Some of my all-time favorites:

Star Wars | Episode IV | A New Hope
May The Force Be With You

Star Wars | Episode V | The Empire Strikes Back
No. I am your father.

Star Wars | Episode V | The Empire Strikes Back
Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Blind Fury
Driver: What's the matter with you, *******? You blind?
Nick Parker: Yeah. What's your excuse?

Blind Fury
McCready: Nick, there is someone I would like you to meet.
Nick Parker: Nice guy I hope. Lately, everyone has been trying to kill me.

The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

Network
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Die Hard
Yippie-ki-yay, ************!

The Exorcist
What an excellent day for an exorcism.

To Kill A Mockingbird
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.

Gandhi
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.

Jaws
You’re going to need a bigger boat.

White Heat
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Unforgiven
It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Malcolm X
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock --Plymouth Rock landed on us!

Patton
Now, I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?

The Silence of the Lambs
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Cool Hand Luke
What we've got here is failure to communicate.

The Dark Knight
See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

The Dark Knight
Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[REDVOLUTION]

Oh man... there are too many....


"What do you mean you... dont.... eat... meat?!?!"
"Its ok, I make lamb!!"

[CowboyWay]

Greek Wedding !!!!!!!



"How do you like yours Clark"?

"Medium rare....a little pink in the middle".....

"No your bun.....light or dark".

"You're the gourmet around here Eddie"...........

[FloridaRob]

One of my favorites....

Melvin Udall played by Jack Nicolson in As Good as it Gets

"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.



and

Receptionist (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004748/): How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability

[the kid 05]

The Joker: And... here… we... go!

The Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

The Joker: I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty-year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends.
[Joker, pretending amazement, mouths "six?"]

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match crap's gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
[they execute Yakavetta]

[EveryoneElse]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone:

Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can watch that movie, then start it over and watch it again. I swear I've watched it probably 100 times, never gets old.

[silverbear]

Many great quotes from Braveheart... one of my favorites is:

"All men die, not all men really live."

"The good Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f***ed"...

[Sasquatch]

"It's a hell of thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and everything he'll ever be."

[CliffnMesquite]

"If you were any other man. I would kill you where you stand".

Worf

[tomson75]

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[tomson75]

One of my favorite characters ever:

Stephen: [starts laughing] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm *prettier* than this man!
[to the sky]
Stephen: Alright, Father, I'll ask him.
[to William]
Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
[to the sky]
Stephen: Yes, Father!
[to Hamish]
Stephen: The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the ****in' question."
Hamish: Mind your tongue.
Campbell: Insane Irish.
Stephen: [draws a dagger on Campbell; everyone draws weapons] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.
William Wallace: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is "yes". You fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: [grins] Excellent!
[removes his dagger]
Stephen: Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?
Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well] I've come to the right place, then.

[BrAinPaiNt]

This from ghostbusters cracks me up every time.

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by ****less here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no ****.

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Aragorn: [to Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry] My friends. You bow to no-one.


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Not really a great quote, more of a great scene, a scene that makes me tear up every time I see it...

Old James Ryan: [addressing Capt. Miller’s grave] My family is with me today. They wanted to come with me. To be honest with you, I wasn't sure how I'd feel coming back here. Every day I think about what you said to me that day on the bridge. I tried to live my life the best that I could. I hope that was enough. I hope that, at least in your eyes, I've earned what all of you have done for me.
Ryan's Wife: James?...
[looking at headstone]
Ryan's Wife: Captain John H Miller.
Old James Ryan: Tell me I have led a good life.
Ryan's Wife: What?
Old James Ryan: Tell me I'm a good man.
Ryan's Wife: You are.
[walks away]
Old James Ryan: [stands back and salutes]

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Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Moriarty: Crap!

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Thulsa Doom: Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

[Yeagermeister]

One of my favorite characters ever:

Stephen: [starts laughing] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm *prettier* than this man!
[to the sky]
Stephen: Alright, Father, I'll ask him.
[to William]
Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
[to the sky]
Stephen: Yes, Father!
[to Hamish]
Stephen: The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the ****in' question."
Hamish: Mind your tongue.
Campbell: Insane Irish.
Stephen: [draws a dagger on Campbell; everyone draws weapons] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.
William Wallace: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is "yes". You fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: [grins] Excellent!
[removes his dagger]
Stephen: Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.
Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland?
Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.
Hamish: You're a madman.
Stephen: [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well] I've come to the right place, then.

:laugh2: I love that movie

[REDVOLUTION]

Michael searches for the words in Italian.... 1:15 mark
"ma vu giuca... come si dice"



Finally the rage overflows.....

"WHAT I WANT....

whats most important to me...

is that I have a guarantee"


"I have to go to the bathroom"


ymoGJsaSS6c

[Yeagermeister]

Michael searches for the words in Italian.... 1:15 mark
"ma vu giuca... come si dice"



Finally the rage overflows.....

"WHAT I WANT....

whats most important to me...

is that I have a guarantee"


"I have to go to the bathroom"


ymoGJsaSS6c

Leave the gun, grab the canoles :laugh2:

[Yeagermeister]

A magic trick

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[big dog cowboy]

Scarface and A Few Good Men are loaded with them.

[DallasEast]

"If you were any other man. I would kill you where you stand".

Worf
Data: "She [the Borg Queen] brought me closer to humanity than I ever thought possible. And for a time, I was tempted by her offer."
Picard: "How long a time?"
Data: "0.68 seconds, sir... For an android, that is nearly an eternity."

"Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millenia ago. They were...more trouble than they were worth". - Worf

"Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question… What does God need with a starship?" - McCoy

[DallasEast]

Aliens

Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So, now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in; Administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call...
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/):(Ripley grabs Burke's shirt-collar and slams him against a wall) THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE!!! Do you have any idea what you've done here??? Well I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this--you're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!!!
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Ripley? I... You know I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): Well, I'm happy to disappoint you.



Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): ****in' A...
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): They can *bill* me.



Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001343/): It won't make any difference.

[Yeagermeister]

Aliens

Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Okay, look. What if that ship didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that, I didn't know! So, now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in; Administration steps in, and there's no exclusive rights for anybody, nobody wins! So I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call...
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/):(Ripley grabs Burke's shirt-collar and slams him against a wall) THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE!!! Do you have any idea what you've done here??? Well I'm gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this--you're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!!!
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Ripley? I... You know I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): Well, I'm happy to disappoint you.



Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000200/): ****in' A...
Burke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001663/): Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): They can *bill* me.



Ripley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/): These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001343/): It won't make any difference.

Bill Paxton's character is one of my favorite parts of that movie. :laugh2:

[Chief]

Harry Calahan: "We're not gonna just let you walk outta here."

Crook: "Who's 'we' sucka?"

Harry Calahan: "Smith, Wesson and me."

[Faerluna]

Real Genius:

Chris Knight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dip**** Knight" has a nice ring to it.


Chris Knight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!


Shakespeare in Love:

William Shakespeare (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001212/): I have a new play.
Christopher Marlowe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000391/): What's it called?
William Shakespeare (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001212/): Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.

[Yeagermeister]

Real Genius:

Chris Knight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dip**** Knight" has a nice ring to it.


Chris Knight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!


Shakespeare in Love:

William Shakespeare (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001212/): I have a new play.
Christopher Marlowe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000391/): What's it called?
William Shakespeare (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001212/): Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.

Real Genius is another of my all time favs.

Chris: Have you ever seen a body on a girl like this in your life?
Girls father: She's my daughter
Chris: Well I guess you have then.

Mitch as God: Kent, have you been touching yourself?
Kent: No....uh yes
:laugh2:

[Danny White]

Strictly Ballroom:

"A life lived in fear is a life half-lived."

[Yeagermeister]

This one from Real Genius was to good to pass up :lmao:

Chris Knight: Hey Kent... That's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

:lmao:

[MetalHead]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator

[REDVOLUTION]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator


Ah yes... MANY from that movie.....


"The time for honoring yourself will soon come to an end"


"You will see your wife and child again... but not yet"

[bbgun]

Darth Vader: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" :D

[Bob Sacamano]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone:

Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can watch that movie, then start it over and watch it again. I swear I've watched it probably 100 times, never gets old.

it only took 2 pages :D

but I've seen Tombstone a bunch of times too, it never gets old

[FloridaRob]

Whenever I run across "My Cousin Vinny", I always make sure I stay tuned until Morissa Tormei does her testimony on the witness stand. There were so many great lines from that movie that can't be repeated here but some were just so funny...

D.A. Jim Trotter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809031/): Now, uh, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): It's a ******** question.
D.A. Jim Trotter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809031/): Does that mean that you can't answer it?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): It's a ******** question, it's impossible to answer.
D.A. Jim Trotter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809031/): Impossible because you don't know the answer!
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): Nobody could answer that question!
D.A. Jim Trotter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809031/): Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as a "expert witness"!
Judge Chamberlain Haller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001304/): Can you answer the question?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): No, it is a trick question!
Judge Chamberlain Haller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001304/): Why is it a trick question?
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): [to Bill] Watch this.
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
D.A. Jim Trotter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809031/): Well... um... she's acceptable, Your Honor.

[ethiostar]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone:

Doc: "I'm your Huckleberry"

I can watch that movie, then start it over and watch it again. I swear I've watched it probably 100 times, never gets old.

Great movie,

My favorite line is when Doc confronts one of the bad guys right outside a saloon and the bad guy tells Doc something like

Bad guy: "you (Doc) are so drunk that you're probably seeing doubles"

Doc: "Well i've got two guns, one for the both of you"

Love that line!

[CliffnMesquite]

" This is One of the oldest trees in Potterville. You mean Bedford Falls? No! I mean Potterville. Don't you think I know where I live?"

:D

[ABQCOWBOY]

Leave the gun, grab the canoles :laugh2:

That's my line Yeags.

:laugh2:

[ABQCOWBOY]

"Are you not entertained??!!!"...or something like that.
Gladiator

Now that's a great movie Artie.

"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next - Maximus

-- Gladiator "

[xWraithx]

"I'd **** me."

[ABQCOWBOY]

This is right there with one of my all time favorites.

"Does your Dog bite?"

SXn2QVipK2o

[ethiostar]

This is right there with one of my all time favorites.

"Does your Dog bite?"

SXn2QVipK2o


Awesome choice. I was just about to post this one.

[Temo]

Princess Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

(Empire Strikes Back)

The star wars movies didn't really have great dialogue, even the "good ones" (before Lucas butchered them). But this one was great.

[Joe Rod]

This one from Real Genius was to good to pass up :lmao:

Chris Knight: Hey Kent... That's your car.
Mitch: Kent, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.
Kent: You've gone too far this time, Knight.
Chris Knight: [whiny, scared voice] I had help!
[points to Mitch]
Kent: You, huh? Well you won't get away with this. Doctor Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
Chris Knight: "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

:lmao:

Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates.
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
Kent: You did not.
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?

[Danny White]

"I'd **** me."

Silence of the Lambs?

[Joe Rod]

Silence of the Lambs:

Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


Ace Ventura, Pet Detective:

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet det. How would you like me to make your life a living ****?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.


Old School:

Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight.

Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi: Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?


Frank: (after getting shot with the tranq dart) You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.

Beanie: Legally speaking there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.

[ABQCOWBOY]

Two of the very best, "One Liner" movies were CaddyShack and Arther.

Carl Spackler - CaddyShack:

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"



Al - CaddyShack:

"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.
Oh, It looks good on you, though."

Carl - CaddyShack:

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
Man, free to kill gophers at will.
To kill, you must know your enemy.
In this case, my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit.
Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!"


Al - CaddyShack:

"He called me a baboon. Thinks I'm his wife."

Al and the Bar Tender - CaddyShack:

Al: "Hey! Can you make a bullshot?"

Bar Tender: "Can you make a shoe smell?"

Al: "You're a funny kid. What time you due back in Boystown?"


Arthur - Arthur

Susan:A real woman could stop you from drinking

Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman


Hobson: Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

Arthur: Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson: [wearily] Yes.
Arthur: That girl just stole a tie!
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur: Girls don't wear ties! It's the perfect crime! All right, some girls wear ties, it's not the perfect crime - but it's a pretty good crime!
Hobson: Yes; if she murdered the tie, it would be the perfect crime.

Arthur: He's taking the knife out of the cheese! Do you think he wants some cheese?!




Very funny movies, both. Watch them every chance I get.

[AmarilloCowboyFan]

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. Me!


Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Monty Python:

ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

[Bizwah]

This is right there with one of my all time favorites.

"Does your Dog bite?"

SXn2QVipK2o

Peter Sellers was a genius. Too bad.......well....

Nothing is funnier than Clouseau's fights with Kato.

[Sasquatch]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning ... smells like .... victory."

[REDVOLUTION]

"Here...

...IT....

...Comes"

[AmarilloCowboyFan]

Peter Sellers was a genius. Too bad.......well....

Nothing is funnier than Clouseau's fights with Kato.

Too bad what Steve Martin is doing to that character...

I'm a Martin fan but his Clouseau sucks.

[DallasCowpoke]

Brian's Song:

Assistant coach: Piccolo, you bone-headed spaghetti eater, that was Fake Draw Screen Right. What the hell do you do on Fake Draw Screen Right?

Brian Piccolo: Well, on uh, Fake Draw Screen Right I uh, pick up the linebacker if he's comin, 'less of course it's Butkus, then I simply notify the quarterback to send for a preacher.



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Steel Magnolias:

Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.

[DFWJC]

Most the great ones are taken but how about Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

after totaling Jefferson's car........

Spiccoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools.
I can fix it!

[DallasCowpoke]

Hobson: Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.


:laugh2:


That one line, especially the droll way it's delivered, is possibly the best line, in a movie chalked full of 'em!


There couldn't of been a better job of casting an actor for a part, than John Gielgud for "Hobson".

[CowboyPrincess]

I've got a whole bunch of favorites but here are a few


Gone With The Wind:
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Scarlett: I only know that I love you.
Rhett Butler: That's your misfortune.

Rhett Butler: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
Scarlett: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.

Duck Soup
"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"

Jaws
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat

Forest Gump
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.

Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby , who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

[Yeagermeister]

Forest Gump
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as Jerry does.

Fixed it for Bach :laugh1:

[bbgun]

Too bad what Steve Martin is doing to that character...

I'm a Martin fan but his Clouseau sucks.

"Do-burger!"

[jem88]

Pretty much any line from this clip.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeLDEBhgzU&feature=PlayList&p=D33C36BCD720C8E1&playnext=1&index=46

[MetalHead]

Anything Samuel Jackson said in Pulp Fiction.

[Rampage]

"GET TO THE CHOPPER!" - the gov. of Cali

[MetalHead]

"Where all the white women at?"

[REDVOLUTION]

"I am tired of these mother flippin snakes on this mother flippin plane"

[bbgun]

George Bailey: "You - you said - what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be."

[Faerluna]

Steel Magnolias -

Ouiser Boudreaux (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000511/): He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.



Clairee Belcher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001156/): Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

[Joe Rod]

Conan The Barbarian:

General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

[tomson75]

Conan The Barbarian:

General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

See sig. ;)

[Joe Rod]

See sig. ;)

You know, I always get fixated on your avatar and have never once noticed that!

[ChldsPlay]

"Thirty-Seven!"

That is all.

[REDVOLUTION]

"I no gonna choot you"

"Manolo, choot that piece a chit"

[ZeroClub]

I got a hole in me pocket.

[MrMom]

Pay him... Pay that man his money.

[MrMom]

"I'd **** me."

Silence of the Lambs?


:laugh2:

Either that or Clerks II. When Jay does his Buffalo Bill dance.

[Hostile]

Reverend Captain Samuel Johnston Clayton: Mose, how far is it to the river?

Mose Harper: I've been baptized Reverend.

*****

The Indians get ready to charge.

Mose Harper: For that which we are about to receive we thank thee oh Lord.

[ZeroClub]

Father Merrin: Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

[bbgun]

Father Merrin: Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that - do not listen.

Not to mention ugly.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/430/121mr5.jpg

[FloridaRob]

Pay him... Pay that man his money.

Is that from Rounders? Malcovich to Matt Damon?

[ZeroClub]

Not to mention ugly.

Well, give the devil his due.

He tried to stay above the fray.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QE910yWwzGI/Rv5dU4LyUuI/AAAAAAAAA5c/eFT9koDSuZM/s320/exorcistDM0503_468x351.jpg






(The other memorable quote, of course, involves what Karras's mother is supposedly doing these days down under, but we won't go there).

[Rampage]

anything jennifer love hewitt said in heartbreakers.

[MrMom]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***...and I'm all out of bubblegum

[MrMom]

Is that from Rounders? Malcovich to Matt Damon?


Yes, sir.

[ScipioCowboy]

Predator
Billy: I'm scared, Poncho.
Poncho: Bull****! You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Poncho: She says.. The jungle came alive and took him
Dillon: That isn't what she said!.. She said.. What she said doesn't make sense.

Poncho: Major, you better come take a look at this.
Dutch: Did you find Hawkins?
Poncho: I... I can't tell.

Poncho: You're bleeding.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh, okay. [firing a few round from his parabolic grenade launcher] You got time to duck?

[Vintage]

In Taken....

The Sheik has the daughter by knife point... and is going to try and say "Put the gun down or...."

This is how the line actually played out.

"P...." Bam. He was shot in the head.

I lol'ed.

[REDVOLUTION]

"Slow down.... slown down.... what? Do you have to catch a stagecoach or something?"


:lmao:

[FanSince61]

One of my favorite scenes from The Pink Panther Strikes Again

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[DallasEast]

Predator
Billy: I'm scared, Poncho.
Poncho: Bull****! You ain't afraid of no man.
Billy: There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Poncho: She says.. The jungle came alive and took him
Dillon: That isn't what she said!.. She said.. What she said doesn't make sense.

Poncho: Major, you better come take a look at this.
Dutch: Did you find Hawkins?
Poncho: I... I can't tell.

Poncho: You're bleeding.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh, okay. [firing a few round from his parabolic grenade launcher] You got time to duck?



:laugh2: I caught it again last night on HBO. Here's another favorite of mine:

Dutch: You're one... UGLY ************...

You gotta love the governor of California! :p:

[javera]

Dazed and Confused:

Wooderson: "Thats what I like about these High School girls. I get older, they stay the same age!"

[Biggems]

here are a few that come to mind

Judgement Night - Jeremy Piven
Unf---ingbelievable

The Ringer
When the f--- did we get Ice Cream

Animal House - Bluto
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

A Few Good Men
You can't handle the truth.......

Star Wars Saga - Yoda
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the suffering, suffering leads to the dark side.

size matters not....look at me, just me by size, do you?

train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose

Good Burger
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order

Beetlejuice
I'm the ghost with the most, Babe

Ghostbusters - Peter Venkman
human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

Batman
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pail moon light, have you

Batman - Riddler
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat

[MetalHead]

Anything Tom Cruise said in Tropic Thunder.

[Bizwah]

One of my favorite scenes from The Pink Panther Strikes Again

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Mine too!

I love the scene where Clouseau "treats" Dreyfuss for his sore tooth. And, the storming the castle scene is hilarious.

[Heisenberg]

Fight Club:

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

----

Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.

----

Narrator: He was *the* guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[the Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]
Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden: [snickers] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: ...you get the idea.

----

[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snooty cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big ****...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.