I got my stimulus check! Woohoo!

[WoodysGirl]

A whole whopping $23 bucks was included in my pay check. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all this extra cash.

[k19]

You can almost buy a tank of gas but that would defeat the purpose of spreading the wealth.

[CowboyFan74]

Movie with popcorn, soda, and candy for one:D

[Jon88]

Donate it to the Zone. I can only do so much.

[WoodysGirl]

I was thinking about getting a pedicure. That might cover a regular pedicure, but I might have to go to the ATM for a spa pedicure.

[Bob Sacamano]

I was thinking about getting a pedicure. That might cover a regular pedicure, but I might have to go to the ATM for a spa pedicure.

diva.

[WoodysGirl]

diva.
Diva is a female version of a hustla..


*Shout out to Beyonce*

[Cajuncowboy]

You'll probably be spending it on the increased costs of goods and services soon.

Obama is going to make 23.00 significant again.

I'd hang on top it. You may need it.

[DIAF]

I plan to stimulate the bar across the street from either my office or house.

[ABQCOWBOY]

I plan to stimulate the bar across the street from either my office or house.


You see, this is the kind of planning we need in Washington. DIAF has put a plan together in which he has used strategery to land a job across from a Bar and at the same time, managed to secure a domicile, also located across from a Bar, in order to streamline things more effectively.

My hat is off to you DIAF.

:laugh2:

[TheCount]

You see, this is the kind of planning we need in Washington. DIAF has put a plan together in which he has used strategery to land a job across from a Bar and at the same time, managed to secure a domicile, also located across from a Bar, in order to streamline things more effectively.

My hat is off to you DIAF.

:laugh2:

Wait till you see the tunnel he's constructed to further streamline the process.

[ABQCOWBOY]

Wait till you see the tunnel he's constructed to further streamline the process.


I just want to know if the house and the job are located in the same place?

:laugh2:

Either way, he's got my vote in 2012.

[WarC]

A whole whopping $23 bucks was included in my pay check. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all this extra cash.

Great, now we can buy some more milk and bread and perhaps a little crack rock, because we are peasants who are easily bought off by $23. Atleast, thats what the politicians seem to think of us working class citizens.

[JBond]

A whole whopping $23 bucks was included in my pay check. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all this extra cash.

That is less than my new increase in my utility bill is. Got my notice on the rate hikes a couple of days ago.

[DIAF]

I just want to know if the house and the job are located in the same place?

:laugh2:

Either way, he's got my vote in 2012.

Nope, 2 different places! Office in Newt's old district, house in Cynthia McKinney's old district! But bars in both!

[Dallas]

I plan to stimulate the bar across the street from either my office or house.


3-4 Beers


3 Drinks + tip?



You are excited. We can tell. :laugh2:

[DIAF]

3-4 Beers


3 Drinks + tip?



You are excited. We can tell. :laugh2:

These are hard economic times. I go for value! That'll get me 23 PBRs on a Monday Night special!

[Angus]

You'll probably be spending it on the increased costs of goods and services soon.

Obama is going to make 23.00 significant again.

I'd hang on top it. You may need it.

Or, maybe you should spend it quick before inflation makes it worthless.

:)

[ninja]

$23! That's nothing to sneeze at. You could buy 10 shares of GM with that, or 104 shares of AIG, or 20 shares of Citi. And after one year you will have accumulated either 120 shares of GM, a 1248 shares of AIG, or 240 shares of Citi. And after one year, those shares would be worth...?

Or you could apply that $23 every month toward your principal on your mortgage. And instead of paying off that mortgage in 30 years, you'd have it paid off in 29 years 300 days.

Or you could just put it in the bank to pay for next year's tax increases.

[trickblue]

A whole whopping $23 bucks was included in my pay check. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all this extra cash.

Donna Brazile said you could buy some extra meat or a loaf of bread... ;)

[SkinsFan28]

I thought the change didn't occur till April 1st?

[ABQCOWBOY]

I thought the change didn't occur till April 1st?


I thought it was change you can trust.

:laugh2:

[WoodysGirl]

I thought the change didn't occur till April 1st?
Eh, I don't know. I just know I had $23 extra in my direct deposit and I'm not an hourly employee.

My company headquarters is in Cali, so maybe they job a jump on things. You know they really need the stimulus there.

[Jarv]

I got an extra $33.89, but I'm paid bi-monthly.

[BrAinPaiNt]

I got an extra $33.89, but I'm paid bi-monthly.

Well why don't you brag about it Mister Big Stuff...Mister Money Bags...Old Daddy Warbucks.

:p: ;) :D

[Dallas]

Alaska isn't getting a stimulus. The dems are still pissed at Sarah and Bristol.

:(

You guys/girls are lucky.

[Cowboys2008]

Save it, you don't really have it, it's not really yours. If anything, take a loss, buy a tissue and weep for the person and/or business they took it from to give it to you.

Trickle-down-poverty. Get ready to pay through increased prices on products and services to pay for the handout you just got from Big Daddy Barack Hussain O. who stole it from the American Peoples' supposed, once upon a time, "Free Economy".

I just hope you're not foolish enough to actually think you just got something. You didn't. Someone else, somewhere, just got jacked though. And who knows what kind of ma & pop business you just helped shut down

[Jarv]

Well why don't you brag about it Mister Big Stuff...Mister Money Bags...Old Daddy Warbucks.

:p: ;) :D

Brag that I get paid bi-monthly or that I have a job or that I got $33.89 extra in my check (if my math is correct).

As for my side work, people at Fox are getting laid off, yes even them.

[BrAinPaiNt]

Brag that I get paid bi-monthly or that I have a job or that I got $33.89 extra in my check (if my math is correct).

As for my side work, people at Fox are getting laid off, yes even them.

I was just teasing...but yeah work stuff (people laid off and such) is pretty bad.

[Jarv]

I was just teasing...but yeah work stuff (people laid off and such) is pretty bad.

I know you were your brother !

[hairic]

$23: Buy vegetable seeds, potting soil, and start growing some of your own food. You could also just buy plants these days. A few tomatoes, for instance, can get you 100 pounds of fruit.

[MetalHead]

$23 bucks...if that amount of cash makes a difference,so be it...you'll lose more on your energy bill after Barry's cap and trade.
Only idiots can't see the difference.
I see a lot of idiots in this thread.