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WoodysGirl
04-07-2009, 07:49 AM
Apr 7 2009 8:29 AM EDT
Eminem's 'We Made You' Video Takes Aim At Celebs

Slim Shady mercilessly lampoons celebrities from Lindsay Lohan to Sarah Palin in the new clip.

By Gil Kaufman

Video: http://www.mtv.com/videos/eminem/368090/we-made-you.jhtml

Where do we start? Slim Shady promised (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1608549/20090403/eminem.jhtml) he was up to his old tricks in the video for "We Made You," (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?vid=368090) his first solo clip since 2005 and the official opening shot from his forthcoming album, Relapse, (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1606348/20090305/eminem.jhtml) due May 19.

And man, does he spray some serious lead. The video, which debuted exclusively on MTV's "AMTV" on Tuesday morning (April 7), was directed by Joseph Kahn (Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Britney Spears), and it is merciless in its lampooning of celebrity culture.



Right off the bat, you have Em seated on a throne, wearing a long blond wig and a cowboy hat (he's Bret Michaels, in case you couldn't tell), asking for the chorus, which is then crooned by a voluptuous Jessica Simpson-like dancer in tight denim shorts and a ruffled red top. Moments later, as if there was any doubt before, Em comes out in a Dallas Cowboys uniform, looking like Tony Romo and doing a nasty dance behind the faux Jessica.

All the while, in a kind of rogues gallery green room, Em does his best preening Michaels, dangling a rose with a backstage pass on it in front of a line of rock star wannabes that includes impersonators of Sarah Palin, Samantha Ronson Lindsay Lohan and a dentally challenged Amy Winehouse.
Like so many of Em's previous singles — "My Name Is," "Without Me," "The Real Slim Shady" and "Just Lose It" — the comical clip takes aim at some of our most famous (or is it infamous?) celebrities with the help of the MC's legendarily nimble, witty wordplay.

"There's some celebrity bashing in it," Em warned in a clip from the video set obtained by MTV News. "I wanna say it's not necessarily intentional bashing in it; it's not necessarily taking deliberate shots at people. ... Yes, it is. What the f--- am I talking about?"

Standing on a set that resembles "Guitar Hero," he finally gets to spitting, tossing out the verbal volley: "Back by popular demand/ Now pop a little Zantac/ Or antacid if you can/ You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand/ How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?"

Soon enough, Dr. Dre appear as as the captain of the Starship Enterprise (which looks way more, ahem, streamlined, shall we say). Then Eminem shows up as a rock star going out to dinner with a way bootylicious Kim Kardashian, whose assets threaten to blow him out of the chair.
We also see him as a truck driver who has picked up Lindsay and Sam, who are all over each other in his cab. Eminem 2.0 says he's not trying to offend lesbians as he begs, "Lindsay, please come back to seein' men/ Samantha's a 2; you're practically a 10." And for no reason we can discern, when he touches Sam, shakes his hand as if getting burned and turns into a Transformer with a Mohawk, breasts and a coffee cup.
The multiple disses in the video seem to be inspired by the track's sing-songy chorus: "When you walked through the door, it was clear to me/ You're the one they adore, who they came to see/ You're a rock star, everybody wants you."
Before the video's premiere, Eminem said that he was using the song as a kind of Jedi mind trick. "Hot chicks who don't want me, I'm telling them they do," he explained. "It's kind of like a reverse-psychology thing, and I'm gonna see if the record comes out and it works."
Who else is a target in this video? Let's see, there's Eminem as Spock, giving the Vulcan neck pinch to Uhura; paying a visit to Ellen DeGeneres' show; pretending to be Kevin Federline as a slim Britney dances nearby; showing off his buff physique as he poses shirtless with an ax in the office of a pouty Palin, who is, of course, wearing a very low-cut bustier to show off her ample experience in office. He also plays John Mayer in a straw porkpie hat, crooning to Jennifer Aniston.
Finally, a master of the build-up, Eminem gets to the video scene (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607587/20090323/eminem.jhtml) that set tongues wagging recently, when a still image from the shoot at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas drew some comparisons to the movie "Rain Man." Em, dressed in a gray suit similar to the one worn by Dustin Hoffman's savant character in the movie, is led through a casino by Dre, wearing a similar suit (à la Tom Cruise) and 50 Cent.
When he's done counting cards and making it rain, farting in bed dressed as Michaels snuggling with Palin, playing Elvis, getting punched out by Jessica Alba, making out with Winehouse while dressed as Blake Civil-Fielder, engaging Ronson in a Vulcan sword fight and feeding Kardashian into a "Fargo"-like wood chipper that spits out cash, Em does a little dance to take us out. Another Eminem classic.
The song was reportedly produced by Dre, and though Fif makes a brief cameo in the video at the Vegas card table, he's not on the track. Eminem has said he is planning a follow-up LP to Relapse later this year.


(http://newsroom.mtv.com/2009/03/16/eminem-u2-coldplay-promise-two-albums-in-one-year-will-it-happen/)
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1608698/20090407/eminem.jhtml

CATCH17
04-07-2009, 08:59 AM
hahahahah


Jessica Simpson snaps Romo a cheese burger? lol what the heck.

Hoofbite
04-07-2009, 09:26 AM
his new album is going to suck.

First "Crack a bottle" and now this one.

Vintage
04-07-2009, 09:42 AM
+1 for the Romo reference. That was pretty cool.


-10 for the sucky beat, sucky lyrics, and overall suckiness of that song.


Wow. Eminem has fallen off.

dougonthebench
04-07-2009, 10:01 AM
+1 for the Romo reference. That was pretty cool.


-10 for the sucky beat, sucky lyrics, and overall suckiness of that song.


Wow. Eminem has fallen off.

wow you're not kidding. He cant even get Romo's # correct. He's wearing #8,not #9.what an idiot..

Bonecrusher#31
04-07-2009, 10:57 AM
wow you're not kidding. He cant even get Romo's # correct. He's wearing #8,not #9.what an idiot..


Beat me to it....

Or is he mocking Troy ?!?!?!

CowboyWay
04-07-2009, 11:23 AM
his new album is going to suck.

First "Crack a bottle" and now this one.

Yeah, I really like Eminem, but that was a terrible song.

dcfanatic
04-07-2009, 01:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DptkI0EY6ZY
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The end is pretty funny. He goes back to the Romo thing.

The song. Eh, not the greatest IMO.

Rampage
04-07-2009, 01:04 PM
Embedding disabled

rysko
04-07-2009, 01:05 PM
normal eminem single wanted to post this but was too lazy lol

vid dont work

the kid 05
04-07-2009, 01:55 PM
his new album is going to suck.

First "Crack a bottle" and now this one.

i thought it was pretty good, maybe i was just laughing at the video though?

Rampage
04-07-2009, 02:11 PM
Eminem is finished. he's still funny but as a Rapper he's just gotten worse and worse after the Eminem show Album. that was his last good album.

kmp77
04-07-2009, 02:36 PM
I like the beats but the lyrics are atrocious on these 2 songs I've heard. His "Lose Yourself" was his last good song.

Danny White
04-07-2009, 02:47 PM
Many of his hits in the past have been very catchy... songs that I could listen to over and over again. But this did not seem to be in that category at all. I'd be surprised if it does well.

The video was, for the most part, pretty funny. I thought the whole Spock part was a head-scratcher... but I liked the send-ups of the various media whores (including our own Tony and Jess)... those were all pretty good.

I thought the Elvis, Jailhouse Rock part was very good too.

And the guy from MadTV (who played Sulu and the Eskimo) is always very funny.

nyyanksfan20
04-07-2009, 03:44 PM
Very funny video, not so great song.

Gemini Dolly
04-07-2009, 05:47 PM
Why a # 8 when Romo is 9? I dont get it.

mldardy
04-07-2009, 06:45 PM
The song was kind of catchy and may grow on me. I like Em always have so I will chalk this up as a ok video but wait and see what the album sounds like.

juck
04-07-2009, 06:59 PM
kinda funny actually,but the song blows.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/eminem/368090/we-made-you.jhtml

MetalHead
04-07-2009, 07:26 PM
Eminem is the poster child for "I need a father,love me daddy,don't go away".
The ******* son of Michigan does it again.

juck
04-07-2009, 08:12 PM
Eminem got his ghetto pass taken,he sucks now.

TonyRomo#9
04-07-2009, 11:06 PM
check it out here, he appears with jessica simpson!

http://www.mtv.com/videos/eminem/368090/we-made-you.jhtml#

seriously funny stuff, i wonder if we will here romo say anything about seeing this.. im still laughing.

the kid 05
04-07-2009, 11:09 PM
repost

thisisepic
04-07-2009, 11:09 PM
haha yeah I just caught this video a bit ago.

TonyRomo#9
04-07-2009, 11:13 PM
repost


i couldnt find it anywhere on here.. sorry if its a repost, but i still cant find it.

the kid 05
04-07-2009, 11:13 PM
i couldnt find it anywhere on here.. sorry if its a repost, but i still cant find it.

semi joke its in the off topic forum

superonyx
04-07-2009, 11:26 PM
I tried watching it. But i just could not understand a thing he was saying. It sounded like he was wasnt even trying to make sense.

How does that idiot make so much money?

the kid 05
04-07-2009, 11:32 PM
Eminem got his ghetto pass taken,he sucks now.

when did he ever act "ghetto"?

Rampage
04-08-2009, 12:27 AM
when did he ever act "ghetto"?
:lmao2:

AMERICAS_FAN
04-08-2009, 12:51 AM
check it out here, he appears with jessica simpson!

http://www.mtv.com/videos/eminem/368090/we-made-you.jhtml#

seriously funny stuff, i wonder if we will here romo say anything about seeing this.. im still laughing.

WOW, that song sucks and the video swallows! :lmao2:

rysko
04-08-2009, 01:17 AM
haters, video is laffs eminem is a genious, hes saying that because of female pop stars he has a job without them to rip on he never would have became what he is... its its usual catchy single that everyone falls in love with, you can't hate he works hard and will sell millions and go platinum

StarMan
04-08-2009, 01:22 AM
I tried watching it. But i just could not understand a thing he was saying. It sounded like he was wasnt even trying to make sense.

How does that idiot make so much money?

Boggles the mind doesn't it? All of the crap these no-talent punks are dishing out and people are just lapping it up. :bang2:

the kid 05
04-08-2009, 01:30 AM
haters, video is laffs eminem is a genious, hes saying that because of female pop stars he has a job without them to rip on he never would have became what he is... its its usual catchy single that everyone falls in love with, you can't hate he works hard and will sell millions and go platinum

what is laffs?

NextGenBoys
04-08-2009, 01:37 AM
He's wearing number 8...when did Aikman start dating Simpson?

And for all the haters on Eminem, his music isnt very good now, but EARLY Eminem, was all around incredible hip hop. What he had to say, and the way he said it had never been done before.

the kid 05
04-08-2009, 01:39 AM
:lmao2:

elaborate funny man.

Nav22
04-08-2009, 03:35 AM
Eminem is a mega-talented lyricist. Problem is, he's a sellout who makes bubblegum kiddie pop music like this nowadays rather than music with real substance.

His first album (Infinite) from 1996 is the only one he's ever made in which the music came before the money. And it's a very good album.hes saying that because of female pop stars he has a job without them to rip on he never would have became what he is.There is no difference between what Eminem does and the audience he targets, than that of the "female pop stars" he pokes fun at. None.

Beast_from_East
04-08-2009, 03:55 AM
And for all the haters on Eminem, his music isnt very good now, but EARLY Eminem, was all around incredible hip hop. What he had to say, and the way he said it had never been done before.

Exactly, his music starting out was fantastic. We are talking late 90s here.


After he got paid his music went to crap.

Jon88
04-08-2009, 12:39 PM
This is probably the most annoying song I have ever heard. His other single comes in at a close second.

MetalHead
04-08-2009, 07:24 PM
haters, video is laffs eminem is a genious, hes saying that because of female pop stars he has a job without them to rip on he never would have became what he is... its its usual catchy single that everyone falls in love with, you can't hate he works hard and will sell millions and go platinum

First,revise your standard for Genius and then learn to spell it.
Your grammar makes it painfully clear why you think Eminem is a genius.
He has a target audience,you know....nevermind...carry on.

REDVOLUTION
04-09-2009, 09:32 AM
I am not even a big Eminem fan and I think that was pure genius.


Also. I think that Palin impersonator is the adult film star who made the Palin adult movies.

Rampage
04-09-2009, 12:45 PM
elaborate funny man.
look at the way he talks and acts. remember when he acted like he was a gun toting gangster until his boy Proof got murdered?

Bob Sacamano
04-09-2009, 01:07 PM
look at the way he talks and acts. remember when he acted like he was a gun toting gangster until his boy Proof got murdered?

he actually pistol-whipped one of the boys from ICP

back to this new song, the circusy beat sucks, the lyrics are ok, it's Em's usual fast-paced manner, a better beat and it would be an alright song

Gemini Dolly
04-09-2009, 02:40 PM
Can anyone answer? Why an 8 jersey instead of a 9?

Bob Sacamano
04-09-2009, 02:51 PM
Can anyone answer? Why an 8 jersey instead of a 9?

could be a copyright thing

theebs
04-09-2009, 03:35 PM
My first question is, who shows new videos?

My second question is Who would watch this one?

Yeagermeister
04-09-2009, 04:42 PM
The lyrics seemed to be funny but I couldn't get past the terrible background music.

Bleu Star
04-11-2009, 09:36 AM
:lmao2: :lmao: 25 seconds in Romo's gettin it... :D They're all over the video. "Hollywood" strikes again.

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/attportal/Groups/326/326704/folders/292435/2403977lollers.jpg


See the video below.

lfWHBHNP-ys

At 4:19 Romo tosses a perfect spiral to Jessica. You can tell he has been practicing up for the new season.

Boyzmamacita
04-11-2009, 09:51 AM
No star on the helmet. No silver blue pants. No #9 on the jersey. And Jessica aint that fat. But we know who it is.

DallasEast
04-11-2009, 10:13 AM
:lmao2: :lmao: 25 seconds in Romo's gettin it... :D They're all over the video. "Hollywood" strikes again.

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/attportal/Groups/326/326704/folders/292435/2403977lollers.jpg


I can see them not using a #9 jersey in the video, but why the **** did they use a #8 one??????

mldardy
04-11-2009, 04:56 PM
I can see them not using a #9 jersey in the video, but why the **** did they use a #8 one??????
Look like one of those Cowboy uniforms you get at KMart for Christmas when you were 6 years old.

xBarberx24
04-11-2009, 08:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkzQYns61Q

The Panch
04-11-2009, 09:29 PM
he actually pistol-whipped one of the boys from ICP
Let him to do that to Benzino and then I'll be impressed.