One thing I want to say...

[Dallas]

Megan Fox! I want to have your babies. I am dedicated and I am a very hard worker. Please remember me when you are ready to settle down.

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_7429_images/0615091034_M_TransformGerm3.jpg

Thank you,
Dallas......er Optimus Prime

[bbgun]

I see there's a chill in the air. ;)

[Rampage]

http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/megan_fox4.jpg

[Hoofbite]

I see there's a chill in the air. ;)

I'm glad you say a lot of things I think so I don't have to be the one looking like a huge pervert.

[BrAinPaiNt]

I'm glad you say a lot of things I think so I don't have to be the one looking like a huge pervert.

You two Shut up, you are ruining my concentration. :p:

[Phrozen Phil]

This is the young lady who indciates that she has the libido of a teenage boy. Cold showers for everyone!:bounce:

[SultanOfSix]

A beautiful woman with beautifully colored eyes. Although not that smart, tactful, and not that good of an actress.

[DCgirl13]

She's got really scary stumpy thumbs.

Other than that, she's pretty.

http://alfparelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/thumbkj4.png

[Maikeru-sama]

Overrated.

Nah, she's fine but like somebody says, she can't act much like Jessica Alba.

[Bob Sacamano]

she's hot

in a white-trash sort of way

I think the fact that you could probably bang her if she wasn't famous has that strong appeal for guys

[ABQCOWBOY]

A beautiful woman with beautifully colored eyes. Although not that smart, tactful, and not that good of an actress.


So, in other words, she's perfect!

:D

[Dallas]

She's got really scary stumpy thumbs.

Other than that, she's pretty.



The thumb you speak of is far from scary. The tabloids are just joking about it because they say that is the only flaw on her body. The rest of her the 99.73% is all meowness.

It's also just 1 thumb.

[kapolani]

I went on a date with a hottie that all the guys were trying to land a while ago.

Until I noticed her thumbs.

She has the exact same ET looking things on her hands.

I know people shouldn't worry about little things like that, but those thumbs started taking on a life of their own.

I couldn't stop thinking about those damn thumbs!

[Hoofbite]

She's got really scary stumpy thumbs.

Other than that, she's pretty.

http://alfparelli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/thumbkj4.png

I met a girl a while back who had thumbs that looked just like that.

She told me one time that when she was born she had to have a big toe attached in place of a deformed thumb.

I didn't believe her until I started seeing a bunch of lint buildup between her thumb and pointer.

[Dallas]

I met a girl a while back who had thumbs that looked just like that.

She told me one time that when she was born she had to have a big toe attached in place of a deformed thumb.

I didn't believe her until I started seeing a bunch of lint buildup between her thumb and pointer.

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/facepalm.jpg

[ABQCOWBOY]

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/facepalm.jpg


:lmao2:

[Sam I Am]

I like hear, but I'm just not hip to women with tattoos. Especial big (and dumb) tattoos.

[Dallas]

I like hear, but I'm just not hip to women with tattoos. Especial big (and dumb) tattoos.


What would be funny is to hear what she had to say about you if she saw you irl. :)


You are the one w/ the Transformer avatar. :p:

[Rampage]

wow so are you guys all dating supermodels or what? her flaw is her thumbs....seriously? is that what it comes to these days?

[BrAinPaiNt]

wow so are you guys all dating supermodels or what? her flaw is her thumbs....seriously? is that what it comes to these days?

Reminds me of...

Vt7B5KdTSK4

[Rampage]

Reminds me of...

Vt7B5KdTSK4
yeah that's it. these guys talking about her thumbs:rolleyes: must be dating some real hot chicks with hot thumbs.....

[Bob Sacamano]

yeah that's it. these guys talking about her thumbs:rolleyes: must be dating some real hot chicks with hot thumbs.....

you're cool

[CATCH17]

I like hear, but I'm just not hip to women with tattoos. Especial big (and dumb) tattoos.

Women should never get tats. They aren't attractive at all.

But at the same time they are so easy to look past.

[Rampage]

you're cool
So this guy has an IQ of 200. Highest IQ ever recorded. The dude is so intelligent that he has a hard time communicating with other people. His relationships have always falterd and he has been a social outcast for most of his life.

One day while perusing the newspaper, he came across an advertisment for an "IQ Enhancer/Reducer Machine" created by a Dr. Fletcher- he could not believe it. He immediately called the phone number. Dr. Fletcher told him to come to the office immediately...

So the good Dr. hooks the guy up to the IQ machine and they both agree to take his IQ down to about 160. He will still be a genius, but not so smart that he can't function.

As soon as the Dr. pushed the "go" button on his IQ machine, the phone rang. He answered and on the other line was his wife yapping on and on and on and on. What are we going to do for dinner? What's on TV? Did you fix the bathroom sink? For 10 minuets the woman went on (as most do) until the Dr. realized he had a patient hooked up to the IQ machine. The Dr. threw the phone down, ran to the machine and unhooked the guy...

At first glance, the guy looked dead. He has a far away look in his eyes, and he was drooling. He didn't move. The IQ readout on the machine read, "63". This guy went from having the highest IQ in the world, to the lowest IQ in the world. The Dr. gave him smelling salts and threw water on him and begged for any semblence of consciousness. "Please, please, please say anything,,,", the Dr. pleaded.

A few seconds they guy slowly looked up at the doctor and said... "Uh, Go Buckeyes."

[Bob Sacamano]

lol WAAAAmpage

[Rampage]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

[5Stars]

Megan Fox! I want to have your babies. I am dedicated and I am a very hard worker. Please remember me when you are ready to settle down.

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_7429_images/0615091034_M_TransformGerm3.jpg

Thank you,
Dallas......er Optimus Prime

Yeah...she would work in an emergency.


Other than that...she pays me.

[BrAinPaiNt]

Other than that...she pays me...to stay away from her

Fixed that for you.:p: