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Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 04:27 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying

DFWJC
07-06-2009, 04:29 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying
I kind of favor a women with an extremely beautiful face, that has perfect skin, a bright smile, sultry eyes, a very nice tush and other curves, etc, etc. The fat ugly, hairy, extremly pale types don't really do it for me. :)

so, uhhh....YES..:rolleyes:

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I guess maybe for some she may be too petite...not me though.

Jon88
07-06-2009, 04:31 PM
Yeah, she's really hot.

ScipioCowboy
07-06-2009, 04:34 PM
Whew!

The way things have been going this summer, I thought for certain you were reporting her death.

CATCH17
07-06-2009, 04:43 PM
I kind of favor a women with an extremely beautiful face, that has perfect skin, a bright smile, sultry eyes, a very nice tush and other curves, etc, etc. The fat ugly, hairy, extremly pale types don't really do it for me. :)

so, uhhh....YES..:rolleyes:

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I guess maybe for some she may be too petite...not me though.

Im with this guy.

Im 6'4 240 and love me some petite women.

ethiostar
07-06-2009, 04:54 PM
I kind of favor a women with an extremely beautiful face, that has perfect skin, a bright smile, sultry eyes, a very nice tush and other curves, etc, etc. The fat ugly, hairy, extremly pale types don't really do it for me. :)

so, uhhh....YES..:rolleyes:

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I guess maybe for some she may be too petite...not me though.

I like women with curves in the right places and she does have that, even though she is in the small side. And yeah great smile and sexy eyes as well.

So, yes, i'm with you.

Viper
07-06-2009, 05:00 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying

Now I understand why you want to join the Navy...:eek:

Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 05:07 PM
Now I understand why you want to join the Navy...:eek:

remind me to pimp-slap you

kmp77
07-06-2009, 05:46 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/e/eva_longoria/eva-longoria-parafr.jpg

Uh...what's NOT to like...jeebus!!!! :rake: :rake:

Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 05:50 PM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/e/eva_longoria/eva-longoria-parafr.jpg

Uh...what's NOT to like...jeebus!!!! :rake: :rake:
receding hairline

Rampage
07-06-2009, 05:53 PM
as long as she's wearing makeup


http://gregorymoine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/eva-longoria.jpg

AbeBeta
07-06-2009, 06:01 PM
Now I understand why you want to join the Navy...:eek:

They want you .. they want you .. they want you as a new recruit!

Hostile
07-06-2009, 06:05 PM
They want you .. they want you .. they want you as a new recruit!Oh you jerk. I now have that song in my melon.

AbeBeta
07-06-2009, 06:07 PM
Oh you jerk. I now have that song in my melon.

Blame Bob for joining the navy and not liking hot chicks.

Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 06:14 PM
Blame Bob for joining the navy and not liking hot chicks.

meh, "hot" is relative

I guess I just don't find bronze tans attractive

MetalHead
07-06-2009, 06:20 PM
I kind of favor a women with an extremely beautiful face, that has perfect skin, a bright smile, sultry eyes, a very nice tush and other curves, etc, etc. The fat ugly, hairy, extremly pale types don't really do it for me. :)

so, uhhh....YES..:rolleyes:

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I guess maybe for some she may be too petite...not me though.

Negative...I have seen her in person...far from perfect skin.

ethiostar
07-06-2009, 06:21 PM
meh, "hot" is relative

I guess I just don't find bronze tans attractive

Here you go Bob, this chick doesn't have a bronze tan

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/tampacalling/files/2009/06/michael-jackson.jpg

MetalHead
07-06-2009, 06:22 PM
Im with this guy.

Im 6'4 240 and love me some petite women.

Pfft....everybody is at least 6'4'' 240lbs online.

Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 06:27 PM
Here you go Bob, this chick doesn't have a bronze tan

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/tampacalling/files/2009/06/michael-jackson.jpg

I didn't say fair skin either, Jesse

Yeagermeister
07-06-2009, 06:28 PM
They want you .. they want you .. they want you as a new recruit!

Oh you jerk. I now have that song in my melon.

MTwq1_9VH68

As for Eva........very hot

ethiostar
07-06-2009, 06:28 PM
I didn't say fair skin either, Jesse

My bad peewee

Yeagermeister
07-06-2009, 06:29 PM
Pfft....everybody is at least 6'4'' 240lbs online.

And can bench press 8 billion pounds :laugh2:

Bob Sacamano
07-06-2009, 06:29 PM
My bad peewee

PeeWee wishes he was this cut

big dog cowboy
07-06-2009, 06:40 PM
Very hot.

big dog cowboy
07-06-2009, 06:41 PM
MTwq1_9VH68

Why???

Yeagermeister
07-06-2009, 06:42 PM
Why???

Because they can and for Swabbie :laugh2:

big dog cowboy
07-06-2009, 07:01 PM
Because they can and for Swabbie :laugh2:
OK.

For Swabbie's sake I'll let it go this time.





:lmao:

Joe Rod
07-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Blame Bob for joining the navy and not liking chicks.

Fixed it for you!

tomson75
07-06-2009, 08:42 PM
This thread brings the lulz.

DallasEast
07-06-2009, 10:47 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying
Just who is your ideal celebrity woman, Bob? Inquiring minds would like to know. :)

CowboyFan74
07-06-2009, 11:04 PM
does anyone find her sexy?

anyone?

she's tiny

her voice is annoying

Her voice? She speaks?:confused:

DemonBlood
07-06-2009, 11:04 PM
Just who is your ideal celebrity woman, Bob? Inquiring minds would like to know. :)

Just saw the first TV spot for D9 while watching Adult Swim. Great spot.

DIAF
07-07-2009, 12:28 AM
I like short girls, and I think that voice is hot

DallasEast
07-07-2009, 06:37 AM
Just saw the first TV spot for D9 while watching Adult Swim. Great spot.
:wink2: I figure that interest in the movie will start reveling up a lot as more previews are seen this month.

Bob Sacamano
07-07-2009, 08:09 AM
Just who is your ideal celebrity woman, Bob? Inquiring minds would like to know. :)

Elizabeth Hurley, Leih Remini, Carmen Electra, Amanda Bynes, Elisha Cuthbert to name a few

Danny White
07-07-2009, 08:53 AM
There are certainly hotter women out there, but there's just something about her that I find irresistible. Not sure if I can quite put my finger on it. ;)

http://img.sports.tom.com/img/assets/200503/050326102147Eva-Longoria.jpg


This doesn't hurt either:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/gallery/jeans_poll/eva_longoria200x400.jpg

zrinkill
07-07-2009, 08:59 AM
Just who is your ideal celebrity woman, Bob? Inquiring minds would like to know. :)


Bob likes Rupaul


:D

DFWJC
07-07-2009, 09:11 AM
Elizabeth Hurley, Leih Remini, Carmen Electra, Amanda Bynes, Elisha Cuthbert to name a few

Not bad at all.

But just fyi...while Eva is only 5'2, Electra and Cuthbert are only 5'4 and Remini is only 5'3.

They all have their plusses for sure.

Bob Sacamano
07-07-2009, 09:14 AM
Not bad at all.

But just fyi...while Eva is only 5'2, Electra and Cuthbert are only 5'4 and Remini is only 5'3.

They all have their plusses for sure.

true, but I wouldn't describe any of them as being skinny as hell

Yeagermeister
07-07-2009, 09:14 AM
Bob is Rupaul


:D

FIFY :D

DFWJC
07-07-2009, 09:16 AM
true, but I wouldn't describe any of them as being skinny as hell

Including Eva:D

Spinner!

ABQCOWBOY
07-07-2009, 09:32 AM
There are certainly hotter women out there, but there's just something about her that I find irresistible. Not sure if I can quite put my finger on it. ;)

http://img.sports.tom.com/img/assets/200503/050326102147Eva-Longoria.jpg


This doesn't hurt either:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/gallery/jeans_poll/eva_longoria200x400.jpg


Bob squeals like a pig in 5...... 4....... 3........ 2........

:)

tomson75
07-07-2009, 09:49 AM
Not sure if I can quite put my finger on it. ;)


I don't think I would have any problems whatsoever "putting my finger on it". :D

Joe Rod
07-07-2009, 10:02 AM
I don't think I would have any problems whatsoever "putting my finger on it". :D

On Danny or Eva?

Chief
07-07-2009, 10:13 AM
as long as she's wearing makeup


http://gregorymoine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/eva-longoria.jpg

Exactly.

She's not bad, but she needs makeup.

She would just blend in down here where I live. Not a standout.

BraveHeartFan
07-07-2009, 10:40 AM
I find her to be one of the more over-rated women out there right now. I'm not saying she isn't pretty, she obviously is, but she's no where near as pretty as the media and many people seem to make her out to be.

Yeagermeister
07-07-2009, 10:51 AM
On Danny or Eva?

:muttley:

WoodysGirl
07-07-2009, 10:55 AM
Exactly.

She's not bad, but she needs makeup.

She would just blend in down here where I live. Not a standout.
I'd hazard a guess that you won't find many hollywood women who'd look the same without makeup. Even their "natural look" is not natural. They're just wearing a different type of makeup.

My opinion is simply based on the fact that they have to wear makeup all the time. I've seen people who wear full war paint everyday and some who just put a little on everyday (like myself).

It's very noticeable of those who wear heavy makeup everyday and those who don't. I think a woman's look changes over time when she constantly does that.

Bob Sacamano
07-07-2009, 10:59 AM
I'd hazard a guess that you won't find many hollywood women who'd look the same without makeup. Even their "natural look" is not natural. They're just wearing a different type of makeup.

My opinion is simply based on the fact that they have to wear makeup all the time. I've seen people who wear full war paint everyday and some who just put a little on everyday (like myself).

It's very noticeable of those who wear heavy makeup everyday and those who don't. I think a woman's look changes over time when she constantly does that.

are you saying makeup can strip someone's face away everytime you take it off?

WoodysGirl
07-07-2009, 11:24 AM
are you saying makeup can strip someone's face away everytime you take it off?I wouldn't go that far. But just look at the difference in the pics of Eva Longoria in this thread. My opinion is that her look "with" and "without" makeup was never that drastic. Granted, I think in her "without" pic, she looks a little more down than normal.

There are some women who have a natural beauty and when they're caught without makeup, you will still think she's beautiful.

Makeup should only be used to enhance a woman's look, not to define it. After awhile, heavy makeup just takes away a woman's natural beauty. The woman then has to work overtime to maintain her "made up" look, because her natural look is not so pretty.

ABQCOWBOY
07-07-2009, 11:53 AM
She kinda reminds me of Phoebe Kates.

http://cfs15.tistory.com/image/1/tistory/2008/11/05/02/35/491087c482f4a

CATCH17
07-07-2009, 12:18 PM
Sharapova is hot too.

http://sliderulesports.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/maria_sharapova1.jpg

CATCH17
07-07-2009, 12:20 PM
Jeff Garcia married this girl....




If Garcia can land that than it just proves that you can buy the hottest chicks out there.

DFWJC
07-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Jeff Garcia married this girl....




If Garcia can land that than it just proves that you can buy the hottest chicks out there.

She's amazing, imo.
But guys that like 'em plumper may not agree.

CATCH17
07-07-2009, 12:34 PM
No bikini pics? really?

how?

Joe Rod
07-07-2009, 12:42 PM
No bikini pics? really?

how?

Ah don't worry bout it, I've been busted on that one before as well. :)

Bob Sacamano
07-07-2009, 12:43 PM
No bikini pics? really?

how?

because WG is such a feminist

j/k WG

Yeagermeister
07-07-2009, 12:45 PM
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ABQCOWBOY
07-07-2009, 12:53 PM
Ah don't worry bout it, I've been busted on that one before as well. :)

Joe Rod's the poster boy.

:laugh2:

Joe Rod
07-07-2009, 12:59 PM
Joe Rod's the poster boy.

:laugh2:


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I drifted after "Questionable". :D

DallasEast
07-07-2009, 02:46 PM
She kinda reminds me of Phoebe Kates.

http://cfs15.tistory.com/image/1/tistory/2008/11/05/02/35/491087c482f4a
Just now, my mind drifted back about 25 years and I sinned a little.

Thanks a lot! :mad: :D

tomson75
07-07-2009, 02:46 PM
On Danny or Eva?


Danny has already lectured me on our boundaries...our relationship is purely "non-finger". Eva hasn't been returning my phone calls, so I can't give you a definitive answer... But she's a ho from what I hear, so I'm hopeful.

Yeagermeister
07-07-2009, 02:51 PM
Danny has already lectured me on our boundaries...our relationship is purely "non-finger". Eva hasn't been returning my phone calls, so I can't give you a definitive answer... But she's a ho from what I hear, so I'm hopeful.

You don't have enough :jackpot: for her :laugh1:

DallasEast
07-07-2009, 02:54 PM
Elizabeth Hurley, Leih Remini, Carmen Electra, Amanda Bynes, Elisha Cuthbert to name a few
Hurley's alright, in that one stage above anonexic kind of way.

I thought that you didn't like women with curves? Remini's gotten a few of those during the past few years. I love her personality and think that it adds to her sex appeal.

No comment on Electra. ;)

Have you ever seen the film Hairspray ? Bynes wears the hell out of a dress at nearly the end of that movie. Beyond that I don't see the appeal.

tomson75
07-07-2009, 02:54 PM
You don't have enough :jackpot: for her :laugh1:


Then she'll be REAL disappointed when she sees my junk. :D






















Just kidding! It's huge?

Yeagermeister
07-07-2009, 02:59 PM
Then she'll be REAL disappointed when she sees my junk. :D






















Just kidding! It's huge?

I'm surprised the city hasn't made you clean up all those old cars.