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Chief
07-31-2009, 02:26 PM
A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

Yeagermeister
07-31-2009, 02:32 PM
A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

The first time I watched it the scene with Chevy going down the hill on the polished shield killed me.

jksmith269
07-31-2009, 02:35 PM
A few that make me laugh every time:

-- Animal House -- John Belushi's character (Bluto Blutarski) going through the cafeteria line. Stuffing his mouth full of food, stuffing his pockets, wiggling the jello, then sucking it down. Bad manners make me laugh.

-- Dumb & Dumber -- Harry Dunn hanging on to the toilet for dear life after the turbo lax kicks in, then the look on his face when Mary Swanson tells him the toilet is broken and won't flush.

-- Forgetting Sarah Marshall -- Stephen Baldwin's character pulling the sheet back from a corpse. "She won't be entering anymore beauty pageants ... without a face."

-- The Hangover -- When the guys are in Mike Tyson's living room reviewing the security video. It shows them peeing in his pool and humping his tiger. Tyson just looks at them with this incredulous look. "Who does that?"

-- Caddyshack -- Pretty much any scene where Rodney Dangerfied is antagonizing Ted Knight.

-- Christmas Vacation -- Pretty much any scene with Cousin Eddie.

Planes Trains and Automobiles when they are driving down the wrong side of the road... I fall our of the floor every time I see that...

Two and Half Men the episode "Squab" the whole episode is rofl funny, but from the point Jake is at the grandmothers door with the icecream cone, LMAO Charlie and Alan sneak away and Jake truns around to yell "hey" at them while his back is turned the grandmother opens the door and bends over and says "boo" as Jake turns around he screams and sticks the cone right in her face.. I fell out of the recliner laughing from that part to the end... LMAO

Hostile
07-31-2009, 02:54 PM
I can never remember the name of this movie. Its a Cheech and Chong movie. I think it was Nice Dreams. They are walking down the street together and they see a dog licking himself.

Cheech: Man I wish I could do that.

Chong: You better pet him first, he might be mean.


The gay guy Hollywood played by Meshach Taylor in Mannequin absolutely kills me. The movie sucks but I laughed at him every scene he was in.


Steve Buschemi's character in Armageddon is a riot.

ArmyCowboy
07-31-2009, 03:09 PM
The "Bring out your dead" scene in Mony Python and the Holy grail.:laugh2:

Yeagermeister
07-31-2009, 03:12 PM
The "Bring out your dead" scene in Mony Python and the Holy grail.:laugh2:

But I'm not dead yet

Duane
07-31-2009, 03:15 PM
The scene in Step Brothers where they make bunk beds out of their two stand alone beds always kills me. As does the drum scene.

bbgun
07-31-2009, 03:40 PM
The conclusion of "It's a mad mad mad mad world," when the men are thrown off the fire ladder one-by-one, and then Ethel Merman slips on the banana peel.

xWraithx
07-31-2009, 03:40 PM
since you mentioned Animal House (which I finally got around to seeing recently), I must say that my favorite scene is the one where Bluto is walking down the stairs at the toga party, sees that lame guy playing that lame song on guitar, pauses for a second, then grabs the guitar from the guy and smashes it about 5 times on both walls... lol

Faerluna
07-31-2009, 03:42 PM
Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

Chief
07-31-2009, 03:46 PM
Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

Kkkkkken.

:laugh2:

My favorite from that film is when Jamie Lee Curtis and John Clees are about to go at it in the apartment and Kevin Cline pops up out of nowhere spying on them.

bbgun
07-31-2009, 03:46 PM
Just about everything in A Fish Called Wanda.

"Even if you were my brother ..." :eek:

Chief
07-31-2009, 03:47 PM
"Even if you were my brother ..." :eek:

I remember that line. Wow.

Chief
07-31-2009, 03:48 PM
since you mentioned Animal House (which I finally got around to seeing recently), I must say that my favorite scene is the one where Bluto is walking down the stairs at the toga party, sees that lame guy playing that lame song on guitar, pauses for a second, then grabs the guitar from the guy and smashes it about 5 times on both walls... lol

That was a funny scene.

bbgun
07-31-2009, 03:51 PM
Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
Archie: Winners?
Otto: Yeah, winners.
Archie: Winners, like North Vietnam?
Otto: Shut up! We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie!
Archie: [Cowboy-like drawl] I'm tellin' you, baby, they kicked your little *** there! Boy, they whooped yer hide reeeeeal gooooood!
Otto: No they didn't!!
Archie: Oh Yes they did!
Otto: Oh no they... SHUT UP! Goodbye Archie.
Archie: Gonna shoot me Otto?
Otto: Er Yes. Yes 'fraid so old chap, sorry.

Doomsday
07-31-2009, 03:56 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the Ja-Ja-Ja-Jurrrreeeeeee!

Pretty much all of My Cousin Vinny

ArmyCowboy
07-31-2009, 04:06 PM
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Want some bacon?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Are you Jewish?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Why not?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): I don't eat dog either.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming ************* pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Chief
07-31-2009, 04:08 PM
-- Meet the Parents -- When Greg Focker pops the cork on the wine and it rockets across the room, knocking grandmother's ashes all over the floor. Then Mister Jingles the cat starts pawing around in the ashes.

Wimbo
07-31-2009, 04:50 PM
I need a mod to review my idea for a post here... funny, but I want to respect the board rules. Who can help?

vta
07-31-2009, 05:13 PM
The Big Lebowski - Quinatana, two segments of his character, all unprintable here. Never ceases to make me laugh.

http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/john-turturro-as- -quintana1.jpg

Kangaroo
07-31-2009, 05:17 PM
Animal House is loaded with them !

Guess what I am ! A zit you get it

The Horse scene where they show the Handyman measuring the Horse and the door and all you hear after that is the chainsaw.

Bleushi falling with the ladder when he is spying


Planes Trains and automobiles

Those aren't pillows

Then them driving in the burnt up car and no roof getting pulled over ?

Kangaroo
07-31-2009, 05:19 PM
How about the original Vacation Movie when they have the dead grandma tied to the top of the car and they leave her body on the porch in the rain all wrapped in plastic bags :lmao:

How long did that little guy hold on for ?

Hostile
07-31-2009, 05:35 PM
Weekend at Bernie's when they staple his toupe back on his head.


There's a glow in the dark condom scene in one movie but I can't remember the name of it. The woman is going to have sex with 2 men and she gives them both glow in the dark condoms and they are running all over the hotel room, bouncing on the beds, etc. Then they end up face to face. All you see are these two glowing condoms inches from each other. One turns 180 degrees and then the other and they go the other way. I think it's Steve Martin and John Ritter but I haven't seen it in forever and can't remember.



Anything from the movie Airplane involving Johnny.



The scene in Dumb and Dumber where they are on the scooter and Harry has to pee.

MetalHead
07-31-2009, 05:49 PM
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Want some bacon?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Are you Jewish?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Why not?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy ************. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): I don't eat dog either.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming ************* pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?


Classic.

MetalHead
07-31-2009, 05:51 PM
Weekend at Bernie's when they staple his toupe back on his head.


There's a glow in the dark condom scene in one movie but I can't remember the name of it. The woman is going to have sex with 2 men and she gives them both glow in the dark condoms and they are running all over the hotel room, bouncing on the beds, etc. Then they end up face to face. All you see are these two glowing condoms inches from each other. One turns 180 degrees and then the other and they go the other way. I think it's Steve Martin and John Ritter but I haven't seen it in forever and can't remember.



Anything from the movie Airplane involving Johnny.



The scene in Dumb and Dumber where they are on the scooter and Harry has to pee.

The John Ritter movie was "Skin Deep"

MetalHead
07-31-2009, 05:52 PM
Another movie filled with funny visuals is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer.

MetalHead
07-31-2009, 05:54 PM
How can we forget Tom Cruise in "Tropic Thunder"?

lewpac
07-31-2009, 06:08 PM
Beverly Hills Cop: When Axel Foley enters the art shop looking for the girl, and he's met by Serge, and asked if he wants an expresso with lemon. The next couple minutes are classic...........

Stripes: "The names Francis Sawyer...........but everbody calls me psyco. Any of you call ME FRANCIS............and I'll kill ya."

Caddyshack: Bill Murray swinging at the flowers with the "Cinderella story, came out of nowhere, now about to become the Masters Champion" bit.

The Jerk: "He hates these CANS!! STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS". Also from The Jerk, when Navin finds his rythem in his bed snapping his fingers.

A Fish Called Wanda: "Hi K-K-K-K-Ken" K-K-K-Ken is C-C-C-Coming to K-K-K-Kills us!!!

the kid 05
07-31-2009, 06:52 PM
but why is the rum gone..?
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from fight club
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Crap, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?

Hangover:
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the real ceasers palace
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ajk23az
07-31-2009, 07:08 PM
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Faerluna
07-31-2009, 08:23 PM
The John Ritter movie was "Skin Deep"

What are they in jail for?

**** fighting.

CATCH17
07-31-2009, 11:35 PM
I can never remember the name of this movie. Its a Cheech and Chong movie. I think it was Nice Dreams. They are walking down the street together and they see a dog licking himself.

Cheech: Man I wish I could do that.

Chong: You better pet him first, he might be mean.


The gay guy Hollywood played by Meshach Taylor in Mannequin absolutely kills me. The movie sucks but I laughed at him every scene he was in.


Steve Buschemi's character in Armageddon is a riot.


Cheech: Hey maaan the car wont start.

Chong: Did you check the air in the tires?






Anyone seen the great outdoors?

I love it when Candy is water skiing yelling YOU ******* and Akroyd is like I think he is saying Faster.

ChldsPlay
07-31-2009, 11:43 PM
Clerks 2 - Pillowpants/PM4Life/The donkey show etc.

FloridaRob
07-31-2009, 11:45 PM
Planes Trains and Automobiles was classic. The scene at the car rental counter, "you're going the wrong way" scene, and a host of others.

Sideways, when they had to stage the car being damaged and then tried to smash it into a tree and missed.

One Flew over the Cuckoos nest, This is dr so and so, this is dr so and so, and this is dr so and so.

The first Home Alone, Joe Pesci was priceless and all the gags worked. .

Blazing Saddles, My kids don't get this movie, the campfire scene.

Steve Martin in The Jerk when he found his special purpose.

Fun with Dick and Jane-When Dick tries to sneak back into the US after being deported.

Wedding Crashers-The dinner scene with Vince Vaughn and Isla Fisher....

I know i laughed till I cried in all those scenes.

REDVOLUTION
08-01-2009, 01:00 AM
Planes Trains and Automobiles when they are driving down the wrong side of the road... I fall our of the floor every time I see that...



"Thos AREN'T Pillows".... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww





Weekend at Bernie's cracked me up... even the sequel. The fact that they squeezed a sequel out of it... LOL

Yeagermeister
08-01-2009, 07:40 AM
Cheech: Hey maaan the car wont start.

Chong: Did you check the air in the tires?






Anyone seen the great outdoors?

I love it when Candy is water skiing yelling YOU ******* and Akroyd is like I think he is saying Faster.

Big bear......big bear chase me

Yeagermeister
08-01-2009, 07:41 AM
Stripes

Mud wrestling scene
The drill performance at the end of boot camp - ARRRRRRRRMY training sir

and many others

DallasEast
08-01-2009, 09:13 AM
The bedroom scene from I’m Gonna Git You Sucka! If you would like to watch it, go to YouTube and search for “I'm gonna git you sucka - Cherry scene 1 & 2”.

The ‘Grit Ball’ scene at almost the end of Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion.
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Moose scene from Arthur.
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vta
08-01-2009, 09:26 AM
xMoose scene from Arthur.
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:laugh2:

A lot from Arthur - the 'Perry's Wife' scene. Very funny.

Perry's Wife: [screams] MY HUSBAND HAS A GUN!
Arthur: Yes. And for all I know, he shot it while you screamed.

Arthur: Don't you HATE Perry's wife?

Chief
08-01-2009, 09:41 AM
In "There's Something About Mary" when Ted (Ben Stiller) is talked into "cleaning his pipes" before his big date with Mary. He can't find his stuff, it's hanging off his ear lobe and Mary thinks it's hair gel.

And when Warren spots Ted years later and shouts out "Franks and Beans!"

And the part when Matt Dillon's character tries to revive the little dog.

Temo
08-01-2009, 10:16 AM
the real ceasers palace
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"I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust"

Warick
08-01-2009, 07:36 PM
Gotta love Army of Darkness...


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Gemini Dolly
08-01-2009, 07:42 PM
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Joe Rod
08-01-2009, 10:11 PM
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Joe Rod
08-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Most of "Old School", but I can't really post any of it here due to the content.

- The part where they "kidnap" the pledges with "Master of Puppets blaring in the background.

- The part where Frank gets shot with the dart.

- The part where Frank's wife and friends catch up to him "streaking".

- The scene where they are talking with the marriage counseler about dinner at the Olive Garden.

Too much to list! I can never turn away from that movie when it's on TV.

CliffnMesquite
08-01-2009, 11:04 PM
Near the end of Titanic when jack dies. Just watching him sink brings me to gafaws.

Hostile
08-01-2009, 11:08 PM
Blazing Saddles, My kids don't get this movie, the campfire scene.That whole movie had me rolling.

Any scene from Office Space involving Milton Waddams.

Yeagermeister
08-01-2009, 11:11 PM
Near the end of Titanic when jack dies. Just watching him sink brings me to gafaws.

You sound like me. Even though Sling Blade is supposed to be a drama there are parts of it that kill me.

bbgun
08-01-2009, 11:36 PM
Funny game show moment.

http://ebaumnation.com/2009/07/30/little-girl-on-game-show-completely-wrong

jimmy40
08-01-2009, 11:37 PM
Raising Arizona when Nicolas Cage scrapes his knuckles on the ceiling.

ethiostar
08-01-2009, 11:41 PM
Funny game show moment.

http://ebaumnation.com/2009/07/30/little-girl-on-game-show-completely-wrong


:laugh2:

vta
08-02-2009, 01:04 AM
You sound like me. Even though Sling Blade is supposed to be a drama there are parts of it that kill me.

:muttley:

That is a good movie, but I was the only person in theater laughing. Laughing very hard.

Faerluna
08-02-2009, 09:30 AM
Harlem Nights, too. That's another of my all-time favorites. Hard to pick just one scene from it, as there were so many.

Yeagermeister
08-02-2009, 10:05 AM
Harlem Nights, too. That's another of my all-time favorites. Hard to pick just one scene from it, as there were so many.

Any scene with Redd Foxx and Della Reese :laugh2:

Or Sunshine :cunning:

Chief
08-02-2009, 02:56 PM
In Napoleon Dynamite when the uncle, who is obsessed with throwing, takes the steak off of Kip's plate and hurls it at Napoleon, hitting him in the head and knocking him off his bike.

Faerluna
08-02-2009, 03:11 PM
In Napoleon Dynamite when the uncle, who is obsessed with throwing, takes the steak off of Kip's plate and hurls it at Napoleon, hitting him in the head and knocking him off his bike.

I loved that scene.:laugh2:

jimmy40
08-02-2009, 06:12 PM
The one armed violin player in Hollywood Knights.

FloridaRob
08-03-2009, 09:10 AM
Airplane was a classic back in the late 70s early 80s. Beavers Mom slapping a hysterical passenger and talking jive. People committing suicide every time TEd STriker starts talking about his past, Julie Haggarty and the Auto Pilot Scene, Jimmy Walker checking the oil of the airplane before it took off and Leslie Nielsen and his deadpan humor....

Sam I Am
08-03-2009, 11:07 AM
Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny after he walked into the jail cell and he is talking to Stan (who doesn't know who he is) while Billy is still sleeping.

It's either me or them, you're getting @#$^#S one way or another!
Hey, I didn't come down here just to get &$%@ed off!

lewpac
08-03-2009, 05:56 PM
Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny after he walked into the jail cell and he is talking to Stan (who doesn't know who he is) while Billy is still sleeping.

Yeah, anytime that Joe Pesci and Fred Gwynn were on the screen together was totally classic.

Sam I Am
08-04-2009, 07:22 AM
Yeah, anytime that Joe Pesci and Fred Gwynn were on the screen together was totally classic.

The two yoots. :laugh2:

jadelee
08-06-2009, 04:33 AM
I don't know why but the first funny movie scene that came on my mind is that of Smth's Gotta Give when Erica finds a strange man in pants near her fridge looking for some food. :D

FloridaRob
08-06-2009, 06:52 AM
I don't know why but the first funny movie scene that came on my mind is that of Smth's Gotta Give when Erica finds a strange man in pants near her fridge looking for some food. :D


do you mean Somethings Gotta Give with Jack Nicolson. There was a scene like that in the movie. Never heard of Smiths gotta give..

BrAinPaiNt
08-06-2009, 07:43 AM
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StanleySpadowski
08-06-2009, 10:41 AM
The correct answer is:








You get to drink from the fire hose.........

Joe Realist
08-06-2009, 10:44 AM
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FloridaRob
08-06-2009, 04:00 PM
yea, the Porkys Dallywacker or was it Tallywacker scene was classic. I don;t know how the principal and coach kept a straight face in that scene. That and the prim and proper PE coach howling in the boys dressing room. Laugh till you cry funny.

Aikmaniac
08-06-2009, 10:04 PM
Ace Ventura - the "instant replay" scene