What Is The Creepiest Thing About You?

[Hostile]

This question is spurred by a conversation I overheard my daughter having with a friend of hers. She told her friend this, and the reply was, "that's creepy." I don't think so, but it prompted this thread. So maybe it is.

I have always been fascinated with Serial Killers or Sociopaths. I cannot explain why, I just am. It started for me in elementary school when I read a book about unsolved mysteries. One of the stories was Lizzie Borden and another was Jack the Ripper.

That led me into studying stuff like Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Al Capone, the Zodiac killer, the Night Stalker, the Black Dahlia murder, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Green River killer, BTK, Ted Bundy and countless others.

I'm especially fascinated when the killers leave clues as if they want you to try and catch them. The Zodiac, BTK, and Jack the Ripper in particular. I read one time where the Ripper left a poem inside the heart cavity of one of his victims. It said.

I'm not a ghoul
I'm not a stripper
Just your friendly neighborhood
Jack the Ripper

I can't say I'm obsessed with them, but they do fascinate me and I often can't wait to read about them. My wife and kids shudder when they see a book on my desk sometimes.

No one fascinates me more than Manson. I would never write to any of these monsters the way some idiots do, but if someone told me I could talk to Charlie, I probably would. I think because I've seen so many interviews with the guy where he talks in circles and refuses to be pinned down. Part of me thinks I could make him very nervous and I would like to see that in his eyes for some reason.

[DMOB]

Your creepy

[CowboyWay]

Weird. I'm exactly the same as you hos. All those guys fascinate me, especially manson.

[bbgun]

Eavesdropping on teen girls.

[Hostile]

Your creepy
I own it huh? Not sure where I bought it.

[Faerluna]

I own it huh? Not sure where I bought it.

Thread deja vu

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[ScipioCowboy]

Thread deja vu

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That I'm watching Faerluna right now -- from outside her bedroom window.
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[Faerluna]

That I'm watching Faerluna right now -- from outside her bedroom window.
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[Rampage]

this should turn out to be an interesting thread:laugh2:




/waits for Bob's response/

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Manson thinks hes mind humping people when all he does is answer questions w/ a question.

Something like

"Do you feel bad about killing innocent people?"

- "Does the Government feel bad for corrupting our souls w/ greed and envy?"

...something like that


And idiots here his charismatic ramblings and buy into that

[masomenos]

I once spent a day walking through a graveyard, looking for people who were born on the same day as me or who died on that day.

[bbgun]

I once spent a day walking through a graveyard, looking for people who were born on the same day as me or who died on that day.

I did that with the names on the Vietnam War Memorial.

[hairic]

Apparently, I sometimes sleep with my eyes partially open.

[masomenos]

Apparently, I sometimes sleep with my eyes partially open.

I dated a girl who did that, that IS creepy.

[Hostile]

I dated a girl who did that, that IS creepy.You could never sneak out.

[masomenos]

You could never sneak out.

Thankfully, one of my redeeming qualities is that I'm not much of a sneaker. I'm just too tall to be fumbling around dark rooms, I'd be bound to knock something over.

[Chief]

This question is spurred by a conversation I overheard my daughter having with a friend of hers. She told her friend this, and the reply was, "that's creepy." I don't think so, but it prompted this thread. So maybe it is.

I have always been fascinated with Serial Killers or Sociopaths. I cannot explain why, I just am. It started for me in elementary school when I read a book about unsolved mysteries. One of the stories was Lizzie Borden and another was Jack the Ripper.

That led me into studying stuff like Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Al Capone, the Zodiac killer, the Night Stalker, the Black Dahlia murder, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Green River killer, BTK, Ted Bundy and countless others.

I'm especially fascinated when the killers leave clues as if they want you to try and catch them. The Zodiac, BTK, and Jack the Ripper in particular. I read one time where the Ripper left a poem inside the heart cavity of one of his victims. It said.

I'm not a ghoul
I'm not a stripper
Just your friendly neighborhood
Jack the Ripper

I can't say I'm obsessed with them, but they do fascinate me and I often can't wait to read about them. My wife and kids shudder when they see a book on my desk sometimes.

No one fascinates me more than Manson. I would never write to any of these monsters the way some idiots do, but if someone told me I could talk to Charlie, I probably would. I think because I've seen so many interviews with the guy where he talks in circles and refuses to be pinned down. Part of me thinks I could make him very nervous and I would like to see that in his eyes for some reason.


The psychology of serial killers interests me as well.

Hos, do you watch Criminal Minds? It's a pretty good show (Wednesday nights on CBS).

[Chief]

I actually enjoy cemeteries.

I grew up in the country (middle of nowhere) and there was a cemetery about a mile from our house. Every once in a while, my cousin and I would ride our bikes down there and hang around when we were bored.

I enjoy history and cemeteries are historical sites in the most-personal and truest form.

[Aikbach]

Your Ripper poem is an urban legend.

it is believed that the letters sent to Scotland yard, one which was signed "Jack the Ripper", were hoaxes conceived by yellow journalists looking to incite sensation.

IF the Whitechapel Murderer that became publicly known as the "Ripper' did write a letter it was the "From Hell" heading he sent to a neighborhood watch leader, unsigned and with a piece of human liver that had bright's disease, whether or not it was from a victim is open to speculation as this too could've been a cruel hoax although it is known that one of his prostitute victims had bright's disease and was missing her liver; but the fact that this was public knowledge lends to the idea of a hoax.

Ultimately the "Ripper" is a romanticized figure, largely fictional, he was just a butcher that got away with it because there were no forensics and he was killing in a destitute part of town where the public and police were more inclined to contain crime as opposed to stopping it.

Murder was not unusual in Whitechapel, and frankly its speculative to know who he killed, it is beleived that 4 to 5 murders have enough similarities to be contributed to a single killer but after that it is conjecture and theory; the press glorified "Jack the Ripper' and probably created most of his mythology.

But the imagery of a Victorian stalker prowling the gothic city of London at night is an enduring one in popular imagination and the who dunnit game makes people want it to be something conspiratorial as opposed to just a crazed butcher.

[BrAinPaiNt]

If anyone is interested in Jack the Ripper.

http://www.amazon.com/Portrait-Killer-Jack-Ripper-Closed/dp/0399149325

That book is pretty good and basically lays out it's evidence or theories of who jack the ripper was.

Oh...add me to the list of people interested in serial killers.

Like Ed Gein being the inspiration for the movie physco character norman bates and also partially used in developing leatherface.

I also believe that Ed Gein was one of the very few, if only, of the popular killers that was deemed medically insane.

[ScipioCowboy]

If anyone is interested in Jack the Ripper.

http://www.amazon.com/Portrait-Killer-Jack-Ripper-Closed/dp/0399149325

That book is pretty good and basically lays out it's evidence or theories of who jack the ripper was.

Oh...add me to the list of people interested in serial killers.

Like Ed Gein being the inspiration for the movie physco character norman bates and also partially used in developing leatherface.

I also believe that Ed Gein was one of the very few, if only, of the popular killers that was deemed medically insane.

Hey. Wait a second. That happened 30 miles from my house. Right?:D

FYI: Many Texans believe that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is, in fact, based on true events, and most believe those events occurred just 30 miles from their house -- regardless of where they live.

[Jon88]

I like watching videos of terrorists getting blown up.

[BrAinPaiNt]

Hey. Wait a second. That happened 30 miles from my house. Right?:D

FYI: Many Texans believe that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is, in fact, based on true events, and most believe those events occurred just 30 miles from their house -- regardless of where they live.

Yes I have heard people make claims like that.

The true first inspiration of Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from Tobe Hooper being in a hardware store, or some kind of store, and seeing a chain saw and the light bulb went off for him. Then he used some aspects of Ed Gein to shape the character...like weaing faces and having furniture and items made from human parts.

[KD]

I'm fascinated by death and the after life.

Some of the stuff I see, read and listen to would probably be looked upon as creepy/sick.

[Doomsday101]

The psychology of serial killers interests me as well.

Hos, do you watch Criminal Minds? It's a pretty good show (Wednesday nights on CBS).

I perfer the show Most Evil and rank them on a scale of 1 to 22

[Doomsday101]

Sucking out the inside of a twinki and putting back in it's wrapper? I don't know is that creepy or not? :laugh2:

[Temo]

So what, no one is going to cop to watching copious amounts of porn?

Not that I do that, understand... but someone else might. Yea, that's it.

[Bob Sacamano]

I actually enjoy cemeteries.

I grew up in the country (middle of nowhere) and there was a cemetery about a mile from our house. Every once in a while, my cousin and I would ride our bikes down there and hang around when we were bored.

I enjoy history and cemeteries are historical sites in the most-personal and truest form.

I don't hang out in cemetaries, but long forgotten ones give me great interest

makes you think that in time your grave could be forgotten and in great disrepair too, because of how much urban areas are expanding, kind of sad

[Jon88]

I perfer the show Most Evil and rank them on a scale of 1 to 22

I like that show too. Lot of sick people out there.

[vta]

The habit I have of crouching in corners, shifty-eyed, mumbling incoherencies... sometimes exacerbated by the axe I normally carry with me.

[vta]

Sucking out the inside of a twinki and putting back in it's wrapper? I don't know is that creepy or not? :laugh2:

:lmao2:

That's awesome.

[vta]

This question is spurred by a conversation I overheard my daughter having with a friend of hers. She told her friend this, and the reply was, "that's creepy." I don't think so, but it prompted this thread. So maybe it is.

I have always been fascinated with Serial Killers or Sociopaths. I cannot explain why, I just am. It started for me in elementary school when I read a book about unsolved mysteries. One of the stories was Lizzie Borden and another was Jack the Ripper.

That led me into studying stuff like Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Al Capone, the Zodiac killer, the Night Stalker, the Black Dahlia murder, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Green River killer, BTK, Ted Bundy and countless others.

I'm especially fascinated when the killers leave clues as if they want you to try and catch them. The Zodiac, BTK, and Jack the Ripper in particular. I read one time where the Ripper left a poem inside the heart cavity of one of his victims. It said.

I'm not a ghoul
I'm not a stripper
Just your friendly neighborhood
Jack the Ripper

I can't say I'm obsessed with them, but they do fascinate me and I often can't wait to read about them. My wife and kids shudder when they see a book on my desk sometimes.

No one fascinates me more than Manson. I would never write to any of these monsters the way some idiots do, but if someone told me I could talk to Charlie, I probably would. I think because I've seen so many interviews with the guy where he talks in circles and refuses to be pinned down. Part of me thinks I could make him very nervous and I would like to see that in his eyes for some reason.

I did a term paper on mental illness and criminal psyche in high school, because I had the same interests. I'd read Helter Skelter when I was 12 and as much as I disliked the people, I was always fascinated to read about these creeps.

[zrinkill]

I like to beat up retards.





























Otherwise known as Redskin fans. :D

[Bob Sacamano]

I like to beat up retards




Otherwise known as Redskin fans. :D

that's perfectly normal behaviour, and one that should be applauded

not hidden

[DallasEast]

I always laugh at roadkill regardless of whether I'm driving alone or in a car full of people.

An armadillo with his legs still kicking at the sky? :laugh2:

A raccoon with his guts hanging out? :laugh1:

A squirrel flatten to a quarter of an inch? :lmao:

The only animal which I do not automatically laugh at as roadkill are cats or kittens. Those scenes piss me off royally. After all, who would kill a cat? :mad:

Shut up Bob! :mad:

[Bob Sacamano]

I always laugh at roadkill regardless of whether I'm driving alone or with a car full of people.

An armadillo with his legs still kicking at the sky? :laugh2:

A raccoon with his guts hanging out? :laugh1:

A squirrel flatten to a quarter of an inch? :lmao:

The only animal which I do not automatically laugh at as roadkill are cats or kittens. Those scenes piss me off royally. After all, who would kill a cat? :mad:

Shut up Bob! :mad:

lol, wut did I do?

[Hoofbite]

Creepiest thing about me is probably the fact that Weird Al wrote this song about my life.

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[BrAinPaiNt]

Sucking out the inside of a twinki and putting back in it's wrapper? I don't know is that creepy or not? :laugh2:

What are you doing this weekend?!?!:laugh2:

[BrAinPaiNt]

I always laugh at roadkill regardless of whether I'm driving alone or in a car full of people.

An armadillo with his legs still kicking at the sky? :laugh2:

A raccoon with his guts hanging out? :laugh1:

A squirrel flatten to a quarter of an inch? :lmao:

The only animal which I do not automatically laugh at as roadkill are cats or kittens. Those scenes piss me off royally. After all, who would kill a cat? :mad:

Shut up Bob! :mad:

Around the lousiana texas border I used to get a laugh at seeing those armadillo's and someone would stop and put a beer can between their legs...looked like they passed out drinking.:laugh2:

[Doomsday101]

What are you doing this weekend?!?!:laugh2:

Put down the banjo, I'm not going on a canoe trip with you. :laugh2:

[Bob Sacamano]

What are you doing this weekend?!?!:laugh2:

that's freaking disgusting dude

I'm permanently scarred

[BrAinPaiNt]

Put down the banjo, I'm not going on a canoe trip with you. :laugh2:

But we can make some killer money up here. I can call you Twinkie Tom.

[Doomsday101]

But we can make some killer money up here. I can call you Twinkie Tom.

OK then but the 1st time you ask me to squeal like a pig I'm leaving. :lmao2:

[BrAinPaiNt]

OK then but the 1st time you ask me to squeal like a pig I'm leaving. :lmao2:

I don't mess with the pigs...I am too afraid one might wind up being the bacon on my plate one day.:p:

[DallasEast]

lol, wut did I do?
Sorry. Reflex. :o: :p: ;) :D

[DallasEast]

Around the lousiana texas border I used to get a laugh at seeing those armadillo's and someone would stop and put a beer can between their legs...looked like they passed out drinking.:laugh2:
:laugh1:

Armadillos commit highway suicide. I'm being serious for those who do not know how they react under stress.

When threatened, an armadillo's first response is to stand still and/or roll up into a defensive ball, thus taking advantage of their armored hide. However, if they feel an even worse threat approaching, they involuntarily jump straight up in the air. So, for those who have had the good fortune to never run over one, this is what usually happens when vehicles and armadillos meet on the highway:

Mr. 'I have poor eyesight' Armadillo begins his trek across the road.

Suddenly, he senses something approaching him!

He stops dead in his tracks!

He may even try curling up, but he keeps his feet underneath him.

Nothing he does eases his growing apprehension because it (e.g. your vehicle) is still coming for him! So, either JUST BEFORE he's right in front of your automobile OR when he's directly underneath your ride...

...HE JUMPS STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!

What Mr. Armadillo didn't expect was throwing his body either directly into the path of your vehicle or into your vehicle's undercarriage.

Ergo, highway suicide or armadillo roadkill. I will give Mr. Armadillo credit for at least reacting. Dr. Deer, on the other hand, is just stupid roadkill. "Hey! I'm a deer! I'm in the middle of the road! I can't move! Do you see my eyes???"

:banghead: :laugh2:

[Joe Rod]

My natural non-emotional look makes me seem like I'm really a mean person (normally referenced in a term that rhymes with "bass pole"). I guess that goes with the territory of being bald with a goatee, bt it is not the case at all for those that know me.

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Manson thinks hes mind humping people when all he does is answer questions w/ a question.

Something like

"Do you feel bad about killing innocent people?"

- "Does the Government feel bad for corrupting our souls w/ greed and envy?"

...something like that


And idiots here his charismatic ramblings and buy into that

I didn't kill nobody, I think it and it happens

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I didn't kill nobody, I think it and it happens


Its ironic I used the wrong hear w/ the grammar thread going

[vta]

Manson thinks hes mind humping people when all he does is answer questions w/ a question.

Something like

"Do you feel bad about killing innocent people?"

- "Does the Government feel bad for corrupting our souls w/ greed and envy?"

...something like that


And idiots here his charismatic ramblings and buy into that

Yeah, it's amazing how the acts of that scumbag are romanticized with such compelling language in the recounting of his and his losers' acts; as if it weren't just a case misanthropic losers, feeding off each others idiocy.

The guy's a midget, facing down life in prison. He knew he was probably going to be torn apart by real criminals so he concocted a larger than life, crazy persona.

[WarC]

I was the kind of kid that cheered for the Empire in Star Wars. The bad guys are always cooler, and better dressed.

[CowboyFan74]

This question is spurred by a conversation I overheard my daughter having with a friend of hers. She told her friend this, and the reply was, "that's creepy." I don't think so, but it prompted this thread. So maybe it is.

I have always been fascinated with Serial Killers or Sociopaths. I cannot explain why, I just am. It started for me in elementary school when I read a book about unsolved mysteries. One of the stories was Lizzie Borden and another was Jack the Ripper.

That led me into studying stuff like Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Al Capone, the Zodiac killer, the Night Stalker, the Black Dahlia murder, Jeffrey Dahmer, the Green River killer, BTK, Ted Bundy and countless others.

I'm especially fascinated when the killers leave clues as if they want you to try and catch them. The Zodiac, BTK, and Jack the Ripper in particular. I read one time where the Ripper left a poem inside the heart cavity of one of his victims. It said.

I'm not a ghoul
I'm not a stripper
Just your friendly neighborhood
Jack the Ripper

I can't say I'm obsessed with them, but they do fascinate me and I often can't wait to read about them. My wife and kids shudder when they see a book on my desk sometimes.

No one fascinates me more than Manson. I would never write to any of these monsters the way some idiots do, but if someone told me I could talk to Charlie, I probably would. I think because I've seen so many interviews with the guy where he talks in circles and refuses to be pinned down. Part of me thinks I could make him very nervous and I would like to see that in his eyes for some reason.

Could it be because deep down in your conscience you realize it could easily be you? Not that you admire them but life has made you realize we are all frail in some form or fashion, and if not for certain fortunate events in our lives, we aren't so different?

[Faerluna]

When one of my cats dies, I have them cremated and keep their ashes in urns.

[vta]

When one of my cats dies, I have them cremated and keep their ashes in urns.

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.

[Faerluna]

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.

Ewww. Way too creepy! lol

[Biggems]

my stare.....i can glare and glare and glare, with little or no blinking....burning a hole right through you....and penetrating the very fiber of your soul.

i get this feeling that my refraining from the consumption of alcoholic beverages is seen as creepy by women. i dont know why, but it seems to weird them out and even makes them standoffish, just cause i wont drink.

im nowhere near as creepy as Hos....I mean, I dont wear the skin of my human victims.....jk Hos:laugh1:

[ScipioCowboy]

Ewww. Way too creepy! lol

Yes.

I can see your urns. They're very nice.

[Biggems]

Aww, I thought you were going to say you have them stuffed...
That would be damned weird.


Imagine moving into a new neighborhood. You already spent a buttload on your new house. Well about a week after you move in you are invited over by your new neighbor. You bring over a token of appreciation, a pie or something. When you walk inside, you see that your neighbor's home is filled with several generations of his taxodermied relatives....including his parents and grandparents.....

now that would be creepy.

[DemonBlood]

For fun, I like to walk around the city carrying a big sign on a stick. I tell everyone that will listen to me that I think the end is nigh.

Also, my name is Walter Kovacs. Though, if I hear you call me that, I might break your face.

Creepy right?

[Biggems]

creepy is all the Santas who sit there in their drunken stupors with hard-ons, while kid after kid sits on their lap and asks for presents.

creepy is when the kids sit on the easter bunny's lap to take a pic and get stabbed by his carrot.

creepy is that one house on the street that never turns the light on for Halloween. not only creepy, but cheap.

creepy is 20 something guys who cruise high schools for dates...and even creepier are the girls and parents who allow this nonsense. stupid chicks falling for pedos and making excuses for it.

creepy is being a black person or a hot naked co-ed in a horror movie.....not just creepy, but scary. you know your butt is about to end up 6 ft deep.

creepy is calling someone private and just breathing into the phone.....or even making The Grudge noise.

[dback]

For the parents out there: have you had a toddler who has had a night terror (not nightmare)? I have a 2.5 year old who has not had one yet, but other parents at her day care will say that their kid will have them every now and then. I have not been around other kids having night terrors, but I have heard they are quite freaky. I would bet the creepiest part is the unresponsiveness of the child.

Night Terror (Wikipedia) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_terror)

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[Bob Sacamano]

My natural non-emotional look makes me seem like I'm really a mean person (normally referenced in a term that rhymes with "bass pole"). I guess that goes with the territory of being bald with a goatee, bt it is not the case at all for those that know me.

heh, I get pity with mine

apparently I have a really "sad face"

[REDVOLUTION]

So what, no one is going to cop to watching copious amounts of porn?

Not that I do that, understand... but someone else might. Yea, that's it.


Would it be deemed "creepy"?

If so, then what percentage of the world is creepy then?

[Aikbach]

Yes I have heard people make claims like that.

The true first inspiration of Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from Tobe Hooper being in a hardware store, or some kind of store, and seeing a chain saw and the light bulb went off for him. Then he used some aspects of Ed Gein to shape the character...like weaing faces and having furniture and items made from human parts.My grandfather used to be a licensed Homelite Chainsaw dealer at his small town Texas machine shop, always did a double take at those creepy machines hanging from the rafters.

[Hostile]

Could it be because deep down in your conscience you realize it could easily be you? Not that you admire them but life has made you realize we are all frail in some form or fashion, and if not for certain fortunate events in our lives, we aren't so different?No, it isn't that. I could kill someone if they were a threat to my family, but not in cold blood. It is beyond my imagination really. I nearly killed a man one time. I couldn't do it. I rarely talk about that. It wasn't me. It isn't me.

Sorry if that sounds cryptic.

[CowboyFan74]

No, it isn't that. I could kill someone if they were a threat to my family, but not in cold blood. It is beyond my imagination really. I nearly killed a man one time. I couldn't do it. I rarely talk about that. It wasn't me. It isn't me.

Sorry if that sounds cryptic.

So you almost did but something you can't explain held you back which is what I was eluding to before.

[Hostile]

So you almost did but something you can't explain held you back which is what I was eluding to before.I can explain it. I can't do it without dredging up some very bad memories that I work hard to keep buried. I would prefer not to go through those memories.

[Temo]

Would it be deemed "creepy"?

If so, then what percentage of the world is creepy then?

Good point.

[Yeagermeister]

Creepiest thing about me?

I am a moderator on a message board :D

[Joe Rod]

heh, I get pity with mine

apparently I have a really "sad face"

Your "look" would probably work better at the singles bar, so you have that going for you! :D

[Yeagermeister]

Your "look" would probably work better at the singles bar, so you have that going for you! :D

More like the blue oyster bar :laugh2:

[Joe Rod]

More like the blue oyster bar :laugh2:

Great, I guess I'll be humming that song all day now. :bang2: :p:

[bbgun]

I like to feather dust in the nude. I also like to mow the lawn dressed as Robert E. Lee.

[FloridaRob]

For the parents out there: have you had a toddler who has had a night terror (not nightmare)? I have a 2.5 year old who has not had one yet, but other parents at her day care will say that their kid will have them every now and then. I have not been around other kids having night terrors, but I have heard they are quite freaky. I would bet the creepiest part is the unresponsiveness of the child.

Night Terror (Wikipedia) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_terror)

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my kids never had them but my wife has had them for about 10 yrs. It is really freaky. In fact she had one last night. No kidding. She wakes up screaming in pure terror. The first time it happened, I came out of the bed swinging at air in the dark because I was sure someone was in the house. I have learned just to calm her down and tell her she is having a night terror and go back to sleep. Sometimes she does and other times she gets out of bed, turns the light on and inspects the house. She can have a conversation and have no recollection of it the next day. I have found her getting otu of bed and go sleep on the hardwood floors in the living room in the middle of the ngiht and next day she does not remember. It really is scary soemtimes. I hide the keys to the car and make sure the alarm is set every night before I go to bed. I may finally be able to convince her to handcuff herself to the bed. Not for the original reasons tho.....

[BrAinPaiNt]

I like to feather dust in the nude. I also like to mow the lawn dressed as Robert E. Lee.

You are probably so old and gray that nobody can really tell the difference.

[bbgun]

You are probably so old and gray that nobody can really tell the difference.

"The bbgun shall rise again!"

[BrAinPaiNt]

"The bbgun shall rise again!"

Not without a RX. :p:

[Bob Sacamano]

Not without a RX. :p:

and even then, no woman on Earth would care anyways

it'll be like a tree falling in the forest

[bbgun]

and even then, no woman on Earth would care anyways

it'll be like a tree falling in the forest

I think you're mixing your metaphors.

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think you're mixing your metaphors.

I think he is coming on to you.

[DallasEast]

I like to feather dust in the nude. I also like to mow the lawn dressed as Robert E. Lee Colonel Sanders.
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