Tony Romo hexed

[Gemini Dolly]

Oh knoes!!!! If Tony stumbles in December, we know why!!

http://www.popcrunch.com/jessica-simpson-hires-witch-to-curse-tony-romo/

Live From Today’s *** Files?!, Globe’s resident celebrity snitch Shelby Loosch is reporting that ditzy Jessica Simpson is so distraught over her most recent high-profile romantic casuality, the actress/singer recently hired a “witch,” who she believes will put a curse on Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

A witch? Well…we are talking about a girl who gets confused doing the laundry.

“Jessica is normally a really sweet girl, but she still can’t believe Tony callously dumped her right before her 29th birthday last month,” a friend of the jilted beauty reveals in the August 24 issue of Globe. “Now she’s sworn revenge on him.”

After some extensive web-surfing, the star found a woman who she paid an undisclosed sum to put a “hex” on Romo.

“Jessica found a woman in California,” a second insider explains, “The two met at the star’s Beverly Hills home where they lit a candle, burned some incense and performed a couple of incantations.”

Said “spell” will ensure that Jess’ ex not only has a disastrous year on the football field, but an even worse time scoring touchdowns with bustdowns (otherwise known as groupies).

“Some obnoxious fans called me Yoko Romo when we were together, so let’s see how they react when he starts playing poorly and throws a zillions interceptions,” a hurt Jessica pouted to a friend last week. “And if I get my way, Tony’s not going to have any gorgeous girls throwing themselves at him, either!”

With the Cowboys’ first game scheduled for Sept. 13 against the Tampa Bay Buccaneersm Jess is eagerly waiting to see whether or not her most bizarre scheme will make Tony’s life as miserable as their breakup is making hers.

[Big Dakota]

Ya, nothing wrong with that chic:eek:

[ologan]

Hell,he broke the spell/curse when he dumped her.

[Joe Realist]

B-I-M-B-O...B-I-M-B-O...B-I-M-B-O and Bimbo was her name - ho'

[thanh123]

Washington (ANI): If sources are to be believed, singer Jessica Simpson has cursed ex-boyfriend Tony Romo with the help of a witch she met on the internet. She apparently has put a spell on the American footballer to stop him from falling in love again.

Buzz up!
"Jessica is normally a really sweet girl, but she still can’t believe Tony callously dumped her,” Contactmusic quoted a source as telling National Enquirer magazine. The insider added: "She found a woman in California. The two met at the star’s Beverly Hills home where they lit a candle, burned some incense and performed a couple of incantations."


And in a more bitter taste, the singer seemingly hopes that it will ruin her former flame’s career too. Simpson was dumped by Romo the night before her 29th birthday last month.

[The Quest for Six]

Jessica Simpson has put a curse on ex-boyfriend Tony Romo with the help of a witch she met on the internet.




(BANG) - Jessica Simpson paid a witch to put a curse on her ex-boyfriend.
The unlucky-in-love starlet - who was dumped by American football star Tony Romo the night before her 29th birthday last month - has visited a woman she met on the internet to help her put a spell on Tony and ruin his chances of falling in love again.
A source told National Enquirer magazine: "Jessica is normally a really sweet girl, but she still can't believe Tony callously dumped her.
"She found a woman in California. The two met at the star's Beverly Hills home where they lit a candle, burned some incense and performed a couple of incantations."
The scorned singer-and-actress hopes the meeting will also taint the sportsman's career, and is waiting in readiness for his next match on September 13, against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Meanwhile, Jessica has reportedly been cozying up to football star Colt Brennan - a Washington Redskins quarterback and sporting rival of Tony's.
The hunky sportsman has even sent her one of his team's shirts to wear.

(C) BANG Media International

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[Alexander]

She must really be an attention-starved insecure twit.

[Rampage]

being hot only works for so long

[Sam I Am]

being hot only works for so long

There is a saying, "Show me a super hot woman, and I will show you a guy tired of ****ing her!" :laugh2:

The point was, for a relationship to work, it takes more than looks along.

[kristie]

jessica simpson is nothing but a crackpot. :mad:

paid a witch?? puh-leaze.:rolleyes:

[saphire1]

hey, maybe it's working...roy williams got injured all of a sudden, and he just happened to be romo's #1.

scary....:eek:

[Roxxy]

I can't believe some fans are paying attention to crappy tabloids like National Enquirer! :eek:

[LeonDixson]

:lmao2::lmao: This is hitting too close to home. Early in my management career in state service I fired a woman for non-performance. At her appeals hearing she told me she was into black magic and was going to put a hex on me and make a voodoo doll of me and do horrible things to it.

[fortdick]

http://celebedge.ca/Bang/ContentPostingBang3column?newsitemid=BSBS75267&feedname=BANG&show=False&number=0&showbyline=True&subtitle=&detect=&abc=abc&date=False

:lmao:

Usually a regiment of antibiotics will clear it up.

[Arch Stanton]

I don't doubt it....

Tony Romo: Playa Playa from the Himalayas
August 28, 2009 – 2:40 pm by King Ing

The National Enquirer tells us a story that has Tony Romo looking like one horny dog. Apparently the Dallas QB, tried putting the moves on not one, not two, but three of Jessica Simpson’s girlfriends.

“One friend told her: “We were at a party when you were out of town and I ran into Tony. We were friendly, just talking. But the more he drank, the more friendly he got. Finally, he said, ‘You know, you and I should get together - Jessica doesn’t need to find out!’”

Others said Tony would get “all grabby and kissy-face,” but they’d push him away.

The girls never told Jessica, knowing she’d “kill the messenger…or confront Tony, who’d swear the girls were hitting on him, and a stupid war would start,” said the friend.”

It ain’t right if your game ain’t tight. At least it looks like Simpson has some loyal girlfriends. I wonder if one of those girls is Cacee Cobb? If so, pretty sure Donal Faison want to have a couple words with Mr. Romo.

http://sportscracklepop.com/

[fortdick]

I don't doubt it....

Tony Romo: Playa Playa from the Himalayas
August 28, 2009 – 2:40 pm by King Ing

The National Enquirer tells us a story that has Tony Romo looking like one horny dog. Apparently the Dallas QB, tried putting the moves on not one, not two, but three of Jessica Simpson’s girlfriends.

“One friend told her: “We were at a party when you were out of town and I ran into Tony. We were friendly, just talking. But the more he drank, the more friendly he got. Finally, he said, ‘You know, you and I should get together - Jessica doesn’t need to find out!’”

Others said Tony would get “all grabby and kissy-face,” but they’d push him away.

The girls never told Jessica, knowing she’d “kill the messenger…or confront Tony, who’d swear the girls were hitting on him, and a stupid war would start,” said the friend.”

It ain’t right if your game ain’t tight. At least it looks like Simpson has some loyal girlfriends. I wonder if one of those girls is Cacee Cobb? If so, pretty sure Donal Faison want to have a couple words with Mr. Romo.

http://sportscracklepop.com/

Sounds like they never matured past high school.

"Gee, I was out drinking with your rich, pro athlete boyfriend and he got drunk and hit on me!" What did she expect? The same response they get from their gay Hollywood friends?

And Dr. Turk would be dismembered by Buehler if he ever said a word to Tony.

[ologan]

I don't doubt it....

Tony Romo: Playa Playa from the Himalayas
August 28, 2009 – 2:40 pm by King Ing

The National Enquirer tells us a story that has Tony Romo looking like one horny dog. Apparently the Dallas QB, tried putting the moves on not one, not two, but three of Jessica Simpson’s girlfriends.

“One friend told her: “We were at a party when you were out of town and I ran into Tony. We were friendly, just talking. But the more he drank, the more friendly he got. Finally, he said, ‘You know, you and I should get together - Jessica doesn’t need to find out!’”

Others said Tony would get “all grabby and kissy-face,” but they’d push him away.

The girls never told Jessica, knowing she’d “kill the messenger…or confront Tony, who’d swear the girls were hitting on him, and a stupid war would start,” said the friend.”

It ain’t right if your game ain’t tight. At least it looks like Simpson has some loyal girlfriends. I wonder if one of those girls is Cacee Cobb? If so, pretty sure Donal Faison want to have a couple words with Mr. Romo.

http://sportscracklepop.com/

Or it could be a big load of crap,with the 'hittees' actually being the 'hittors'. I don't trust a damn thing that comes out of Chinafornia.

[Cajuncowboy]

I seriously hope no one is believing any of this nonsense.

[Sam I Am]

I seriously hope no one is believing any of this nonsense.

I seriously can't believe this thread is still alive. :cool:

[Cajuncowboy]

I seriously can't believe this thread is still alive. :cool:

I just realized it was started 6 days ago. I just now noticed it. Well, Tony did throw a pick the other night. :eek:

[Sam I Am]

I just realized it was started 6 days ago. I just now noticed it. Well, Tony did throw a pick the other night. :eek:

I seriously can't believe this thread is still alive. :cool:

[Big Dakota]

I don't doubt it....

Tony Romo: Playa Playa from the Himalayas
August 28, 2009 – 2:40 pm by King Ing

The National Enquirer tells us a story that has Tony Romo looking like one horny dog. Apparently the Dallas QB, tried putting the moves on not one, not two, but three of Jessica Simpson’s girlfriends.

“One friend told her: “We were at a party when you were out of town and I ran into Tony. We were friendly, just talking. But the more he drank, the more friendly he got. Finally, he said, ‘You know, you and I should get together - Jessica doesn’t need to find out!’”

Others said Tony would get “all grabby and kissy-face,” but they’d push him away.

The girls never told Jessica, knowing she’d “kill the messenger…or confront Tony, who’d swear the girls were hitting on him, and a stupid war would start,” said the friend.”

It ain’t right if your game ain’t tight. At least it looks like Simpson has some loyal girlfriends. I wonder if one of those girls is Cacee Cobb? If so, pretty sure Donal Faison want to have a couple words with Mr. Romo.

http://sportscracklepop.com/



Tony the playa.