Wolverine
01-03-2005, 05:55 PM
Q - When are ya gonna play Drew Henson or Tony Romo.
Parcells - Ya know Im gettin tired of that question. Your always askin this and the answer is still the same as it was in 2004. Maybe I will try and get Drew in for 1 play this year if the time is right but I dunno.
Q - When is the right time. Hes been sittin on the sideline since the Bears game in 2004. Dontcha think that by actually playin him he could actually get better that way.
Parcells - Ok listen. Ya guys are just askin me the same questions in a different way. Drew hasnt played in 8 years. and if ya wanna be real about it he really hasnt played in 11 years. He needs more time and I dont wanna rush him.
Q - Eli Manning Ben Rothlisberger Michael Vick and Kyle Boller all come into the NFL about the same time as Henson and their coaches actually TRUSTED them. They are now some of the best QBs playin right now. Ya screwed up coach.
Parcells - Ya guys can talk about those QBs all ya want. What do they have that Vinny doesnt have.
Answer to Parcells Question - ......uhhhmmmmm.......talent!!
Parcells - I dont need that kinda crap from yall. What do all these other great QBs have that Vinny doesnt.
Answer to Parcells - ok whatever. What is the answer coachie.
Parcells - Ok Ill tell ya guys and Ill tell ya right now....like all these other great QBs you think are so great......Vinny just like them has 2 arms 2 legs 2 feet 2 hands and head a neck a mouth a nose and 2 eyes just like all those other QBs. He puts on the pads so do they. He throws the ball so do they. So see they aint got nothin over Vinny.
Q - Ok Im about to give up here but Ill try to go on a little longer......so Im gonna.....
Parcells - Listen smarty Vinny is the best QB to ever play for the Cowboys you just dont see it.
Q - what about Aikman Staubach Meridith and White. Aikman won 3 SBs and Staubach won 2......and......
Parcells - I dont care about them. They were just lucky to be in the right place at the right time. None of them have the talent Vinny does.
Q - Talent at what. Thrown INTs. Did ya know this is Vinnys 3rd straight year of 40+ INTs.
Parcells - [i] Vinny doesnt throw INTs. Those were someone elses INTs
Q - Uhhhhh.......what. Well who threw them then.
Parcells - It was a man with one arm
Q - ...... uhhhhhmmm.....
Parcells - he had a mechanical arm. I fought with this man. He kidnapped Vinny.
Q - yeah uhhh ok. This man with the mechanical arm. Was it his left arm or right arm.
Parcells - It was his right arm. He had a fake hand on it. It was obvious this guys arm is nothin like Vinnys
Q- Yeah whatever coach.....whatever.....Ok next question......
Parcells - Are you sayin IM lyin!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! When I got to the clubhouse there was a man in this clubhouse and he kidnapped Vinny. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. YOU FIND THIS MAN.....YOU FIND THIS MAN!!!
Bill pounds the table and leaves
Parcells - Ya know Im gettin tired of that question. Your always askin this and the answer is still the same as it was in 2004. Maybe I will try and get Drew in for 1 play this year if the time is right but I dunno.
Q - When is the right time. Hes been sittin on the sideline since the Bears game in 2004. Dontcha think that by actually playin him he could actually get better that way.
Parcells - Ok listen. Ya guys are just askin me the same questions in a different way. Drew hasnt played in 8 years. and if ya wanna be real about it he really hasnt played in 11 years. He needs more time and I dont wanna rush him.
Q - Eli Manning Ben Rothlisberger Michael Vick and Kyle Boller all come into the NFL about the same time as Henson and their coaches actually TRUSTED them. They are now some of the best QBs playin right now. Ya screwed up coach.
Parcells - Ya guys can talk about those QBs all ya want. What do they have that Vinny doesnt have.
Answer to Parcells Question - ......uhhhmmmmm.......talent!!
Parcells - I dont need that kinda crap from yall. What do all these other great QBs have that Vinny doesnt.
Answer to Parcells - ok whatever. What is the answer coachie.
Parcells - Ok Ill tell ya guys and Ill tell ya right now....like all these other great QBs you think are so great......Vinny just like them has 2 arms 2 legs 2 feet 2 hands and head a neck a mouth a nose and 2 eyes just like all those other QBs. He puts on the pads so do they. He throws the ball so do they. So see they aint got nothin over Vinny.
Q - Ok Im about to give up here but Ill try to go on a little longer......so Im gonna.....
Parcells - Listen smarty Vinny is the best QB to ever play for the Cowboys you just dont see it.
Q - what about Aikman Staubach Meridith and White. Aikman won 3 SBs and Staubach won 2......and......
Parcells - I dont care about them. They were just lucky to be in the right place at the right time. None of them have the talent Vinny does.
Q - Talent at what. Thrown INTs. Did ya know this is Vinnys 3rd straight year of 40+ INTs.
Parcells - [i] Vinny doesnt throw INTs. Those were someone elses INTs
Q - Uhhhhh.......what. Well who threw them then.
Parcells - It was a man with one arm
Q - ...... uhhhhhmmm.....
Parcells - he had a mechanical arm. I fought with this man. He kidnapped Vinny.
Q - yeah uhhh ok. This man with the mechanical arm. Was it his left arm or right arm.
Parcells - It was his right arm. He had a fake hand on it. It was obvious this guys arm is nothin like Vinnys
Q- Yeah whatever coach.....whatever.....Ok next question......
Parcells - Are you sayin IM lyin!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! When I got to the clubhouse there was a man in this clubhouse and he kidnapped Vinny. I fought with this man. He had a mechanical arm. YOU FIND THIS MAN.....YOU FIND THIS MAN!!!
Bill pounds the table and leaves