Tiger woods in car accident due to argument with wife? *Update Post #52*

[cowboyjoe]

its on ap wire

[Chief]

(CNN) -- Golfer Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident near his home, Florida officials say. The one-car accident occurred about 2:25 a.m. in Windermere, police say.

[Jimz31]

I just saw ths as well...

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.

[Jimz31]

I think Jack Nicklaus moved the fire hydrant and planted the tree there....he was also boozing him up. :)

[ThreeSportStar80]

Oh dang, sorry to hear that. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family.

[RCowboyFan]

I think Jack Nicklaus moved the fire hydrant and planted the tree there....he was also boozing him up. :)

Seriously dude...

[gmb85]

Is he okay? ***?

[Kaika]

2:30 in the AM :rolleyes: Somethings up.

Hope he's OK .

[Cajuncowboy]

I just read that he is in "very serious" condition and another story said he had some face lacerations.

Here is one story:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,577325,00.html

Golf great Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident in Florida early Friday morning, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

Woods, 33, is in the hospital in very serious condition after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, according to the FHP.

The crash is under investigation and charges are pending, but the crash was not alcohol-related, the highway patrol said in its accident report. It wasn't known if he was wearing a seatbelt.

Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant. He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.

Woods was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP said.

The golf champion was gearing up for his fifth Chevron World Challenge title. The $5.75 million tournament is scheduled for Dec. 1-6.

"It should be an exciting week for the fans, and I'm looking forward to competing," Woods said in a Nov. 25 article about the event on his Web site.

[ThreeSportStar80]

I think Jack Nicklaus moved the fire hydrant and planted the tree there....he was also boozing him up. :)

I think that's inappropriate honestly...

[Gemini Dolly]

He drove into a tree? Hope alcohol wasnt involved and that hes alright.

[Rampage]

Seriously dude...

I think that's inappropriate honestly...
lighten up, guys:rolleyes:

[Kaika]

He drove into a tree? Hope alcohol wasnt involved and that hes alright.

Said Alcohol wasn't involved but charges may be pending.

[cowboyjoe]

I hope none of our players do that this weekend, i know its a good win, but dont get carried away.

[Kaika]

Hope it was something as innocent as a problem with his vehicle.

[Kaika]

The paper said the Florida Highway Patrol reported the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

[theebs]

he has had a rough week.

The national enquirer caught him with his on the side girlfriend, maybe he was on a bender.

[Chief]

WINDERMERE, Fla. -- WESH 2 News has learned that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at about 2:30 a.m., and was taken to Health Central Hospital. The Orange County Fire Department confirmed that a patient was taken to Health Central, but would not confirm that the patient was Woods.

A source told WESH 2 News that Woods has been treated for facial lacerations.

Woods was driving a 2009 black Cadillac Escalade when he lost control and hit a fire hydrant outside his home and a tree outside his neighbor's home, FHP said.

FHP said the crash is still under investigation. It said alcohol did not play a role in the crash, but that charges are pending.

Woods lives with his wife, supermodel Elin Nordegren, and two children.

[SLATEmosphere]

Sounds like he was blitzed.

[RCowboyFan]

lighten up, guys:rolleyes:

Someone getting injured serioulsy is moment to joke about? Figures coming from you I guess.... Its not like Tiger is a bad guy to even joke about. Especially if the news is true about the accident being life threatening.

[theebs]

Someone getting injured serioulsy is moment to joke about? Figures coming from you I guess.... Its not like Tiger is a bad guy to even joke about. Especially if the news is true about the accident being life threatening.


wow, Its life threatening?

geez, I need to turn on the tv or radio..

[RCowboyFan]

wow, Its life threatening?

geez, I need to turn on the tv or radio..

It sure made it sound like it. They said Serious condition right now. Which I think would mean, life threatening. I could be wrong. But either way, it doesn't to be minor one by any means.

[theebs]

It sure made it sound like it. They said Serious condition right now. Which I think would mean, life threatening. I could be wrong. But either way, it doesn't to be minor one by any means.

Well, I hope they are not obviously. I thought I read though that he just had some facial lacerations..

[jchap]

His airbags didn't deploy so the authorities believe he was going less than 30 MPH. I've heard facial lacerations. Scarface Tiger will be extra intimidating on Sundays.

[RCowboyFan]

Well, I hope they are not obviously. I thought I read though that he just had some facial lacerations..

Well, just saw the update myself. I guess it was more hype than substance. I was wrong there then. Seems like he is already been released. Boy, the Media hypes it up easily.. Call me suckered, but I am glad it wasn't serious, and still don't think you should joke about. But I guess I don;t have macabre sense of humor.

[Jimz31]

You guys DO need to lighten up....it's obvious you have no idea what "serious" means in medical parlance....he's NOT in critical condition and wouldn't be surprised if he's already out of the hosital or will be released shortly if he hasn't been.

The Jack comment is funny and if I think of some more, I'll post them as well. :lmao2:

[Avaj]

Wonder why charges may be pending?

[Chief]

Busting out of the house at 2:25 a.m. and colliding twice with objects ... I can't help but think this has something to do with the recent news of his so-called mistress.

[Phrozen Phil]

Well, just saw the update myself. I guess it was more hype than substance. I was wrong there then. Seems like he is already been released. Boy, the Media hypes it up easily.. Call me suckered, but I am glad it wasn't serious, and still don't think you should joke about. But I guess I don;t have macabre sense of humor.

I don't think your reaction was much different from mine. Tiger is an athlete who is viewed not just good, but transcendent in his sport. He's had a squeaky-clean reputation and still has a lot of potential great years ahead. When someone of his stature is impacted by this, we tend to sit up and pay attention. As for our senses of humor, I struggled to find it funny, but I'm not calling anybody out over it. I really hope he's OK.

[dbair1967]

Not sure how one is in a one car accident right outside their residence and strikes a fire hydrant and tree.

I'm a Tiger fan and obviously hope he's ok, but this really sounds fishy.

[The Panch]

The mayor said he was released from the hospital.





Joke cracking time.....

[jchap]

The mayor said he was released from the hospital.





Joke cracking time.....

He's always had problems keeping his drives out of the trees.

[iceberg]

It sure made it sound like it. They said Serious condition right now. Which I think would mean, life threatening. I could be wrong. But either way, it doesn't to be minor one by any means.

how many life threatening situations can you be in involving a fire hydrant and a tree all going less than 33 mph?

[iceberg]

He's always had problems keeping his drives out of the trees.

ok, that was funny.

[Danny White]

FHP said the crash is still under investigation. It said alcohol did not play a role in the crash, but that charges are pending.



Must've been the tryptophan in the turkey.


Hopefully he's ok and can make a full recovery. Thankfullly he didn't hurt anyone else.

[Big Dakota]

Must've been the tryptophan in the turkey.


Hopefully he's ok and can make a full recovery. Thankfullly he didn't hurt anyone else.
I know every time i leave the house at 2:30 am and get in a crash i blame the turkey:p:




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[PullMyFinger]

I dont think this is the correct forum for this post.

[cowboyjoe]

It sure made it sound like it. They said Serious condition right now. Which I think would mean, life threatening. I could be wrong. But either way, it doesn't to be minor one by any means.

yep zoners says serious condition, we need to pray for him, everyone can use prayers;

[casmith07]

ESPN is saying he was released from the hospital already.

[Cajuncowboy]

UPDATE: Looks like tiger is OK...



Golf great Tiger Woods was injured in a car crash in Florida early Friday morning, authorities said.

Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla. after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

The patrol initially reported that Woods sustained serious injuries, but the hospital said that the golfer was treated and released Friday in good condition.

The wreck is under investigation and charges are pending, but it was not alcohol-related, the highway patrol said in its accident report. It was "unknown" if he was wearing a seatbelt.

According to the report, Woods pulled out of his driveway in his Cadillac SUV in the posh Isleworth community near Orlando when he struck the hydrant. He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.


Woods was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP said.

The golf champion was gearing up for his fifth Chevron World Challenge title. The $5.75 million tournament is scheduled for Dec. 1-6.

"It should be an exciting week for the fans, and I'm looking forward to competing," Woods said in a Nov. 25 article about the event on his Web site.

Orange County property records show his home is valued at $2.4 million.

[Jon88]

I dont think this is the correct forum for this post.

Ok thanks.

[RCowboyFan]

how many life threatening situations can you be in involving a fire hydrant and a tree all going less than 33 mph?

LIke one that have a tree branch maybe protruding into windshield on Driver side? People die of some realy silly and minor things. LIke I said, I am into Macabre sense of humor. Normally not into jokes made on injury situation. I guess I am a softy... :rolleyes:

[bbgun]

How many more athletes is Jessica going to curse?

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[Biggems]

of course the Cyborg isnt hurt. It takes more than a fire hydrant and a tree to defeat golf's version of the Terminator.

they just showed a video of Tiger in the hospital.....he had but one thing to say to the media......."I'll be back"

[DTK]

Yet ANOTHER example of the media overblowing a non-story. They made it sound life-threatening when he simply suffered a few scratches. The media is in such a hurry to be the first to report something yet they forget to get the facts before they release the information.

[Zman5]

He's always had problems keeping his drives out of the trees.

This FTW. :laugh2:

[tomson75]

How many more athletes is Jessica going to curse?

http://www.prettyboring.com/files/images/jessica-simpson-719-4.jpg

Was that during her fat stage? Those baby bumpers look a lot bigger than I remember.

[kristie]

i'm just glad to hear that he's ok.

[2much2soon]

Was that during her fat stage? Those baby bumpers look a lot bigger than I remember.

Dude, thats what I was wondering. She looks as stacked as the '94 Dallas offensive line.

[WoodysGirl]

Report: Wife helped rescue Woods at crash scene
By DOUG FERGUSON
Associated Press
Nov. 27, 2009, 7:47PM

Tiger Woods was injured early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said Woods’ wife used a golf club to smash out the back window to help get him out.

The world’s No. 1 golfer was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods’ vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor’s yard after he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and “came out and broke the back window with a golf club,” he said. “She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground. He was in and out of consciousness when my guys got there.”

He said Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and blood in his mouth; officers treated Woods for 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was alone in his 2009 Cadillac when he pulled out of his driveway from his mansion at Isleworth, a gated waterfront community just outside Orlando.

The patrol reported Woods’ injuries as serious, although Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan issued a statement that Woods was treated and released.

The patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.

Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour. Greenspan and agent Mark Steinberg said there would be no comment beyond the short statement of the accident posted on Woods’ Web site.

Saylor said his responding officers did not hear anything about an alleged argument between Woods and his wife.

Woods, coming off a two-week trip to China and Australia earlier this month, is host of the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which starts Thursday. He is scheduled to have his press conference Tuesday afternoon at Sherwood Country Club. Steinberg said he did not know if Woods planned to play next week.

The Florida Highway Patrol said tapes of the 911 call won’t be released until they can be reviewed, probably Monday at the earliest.

The accident report was not released until nearly 12 hours after Woods was injured. Patrol spokesman Kim Montes said the accident did not meet the criteria of a serious crash, and the FHP only put out a press release because of inquiries from local media.

Montes said the patrol reports injuries as serious if they require more than minor medical attention.

Air bags in the SUV did not deploy.

Investigators still have not had a chance to speak to Woods, but when they do, “we will ask him everything,” Montes said. “We just haven’t had a chance to do so because he was being medically treated.”

Montes said charges could be filed if there was a clear traffic violation, although troopers still do not know what caused Woods’ SUV to hit the hydrant and the tree.

Woods rarely faces such private scrutiny, even as perhaps the most famous active athlete in the world.

He usually made news only because of what he can do with a golf club. Few other athletes have managed to keep their private lives so guarded, or have a circle of friends so airtight when it comes to life off the course.

His wife was awarded a $183,250 settlement and an apology from an Irish magazine that published a fake nude photo of her, and Woods received a $1.6 million settlement in a lawsuit against the builder of his yacht — named Privacy — for using his name and photos of the boat as promotional material.

Woods is approaching $100 million in career earnings on the PGA Tour, and Forbes magazine reported that combined with endorsements, appearance fees and golf course design, he has become the first athlete to top $1 billion.

Woods’ $2.4 million home is part of an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, a community set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes. The neighborhood, which is fortified with high brick walls and has its own security force, is home to CEOs and other sports stars such as the NBA’s Shaquille O’Neal.

Woods, who has won 82 times around the world and 14 majors, attended the Stanford-Cal football game last Saturday, where he tossed the coin at the start of the game and was inducted into Stanford’s sports Hall of Fame at halftime.

He won six times this year after missing eight months recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Even though he failed to win a major, Woods said he considered this a successful year because he did not know how his knee would respond.

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Doug Ferguson reported from Jacksonville, Fla. Associated Press writers Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami contributed to this report.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/glf/6741792.html

[WoodysGirl]

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Tiger Woods, seen here with his wife, Elin Nordegren, was taken to the hospital after the accident. His spokesman later said he had been released.

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This image taken from video provided by WESH-TV in Orlando, Fla. shows Tiger Woods' home in the Isleworth subdivision near Orlando, Fla. Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree after pulling out of his driveway.

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This image taken from video provided by WESH-TV in Orlando, Fla. shows a damaged area in front of Tiger Woods' home in the Isleworth subdivision near Orlando, Fla. Tiger Woods struck a tree with his SUV near his mansion.

[WoodysGirl]

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We figured there was more to this story. Tiger Woods got into a car wreck around 2:20am Friday morning. He wasn’t ruled as “under the influence,” so what caused him to ram into a fire hydrant less than 30 feet from his driveway?

Sources are reporting that his wife, Elin, got uber pissy with him after that story of the him cheating with some chick hit the net. She scratched his face up after a verbal argument (despite reports originally concluding the scratches came from the accident), he tried to speed away from the house, Elin chased and banged his car down with a golf club, and then the wreck occured. TMZ reports:

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

Wow.

[silverbear]

It sure made it sound like it. They said Serious condition right now. Which I think would mean, life threatening. I could be wrong. But either way, it doesn't to be minor one by any means.

Treated at the hospital, and released... was home sleeping when the cops stopped by for a chat about what happened (they said they'd come back tomorrow)...

Basically, it looks like he ate the steering wheel, and has some lacerations on or around his mouth...

[silverbear]

He's always had problems keeping his drives out of the trees.

That's almost too true to be funny...

Almost... :D

[silverbear]

Report: Wife helped rescue Woods at crash scene
By DOUG FERGUSON
Associated Press
Nov. 27, 2009, 7:47PM

Tiger Woods was injured early Friday when he lost control of his SUV outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said Woods’ wife used a golf club to smash out the back window to help get him out.

OK, now I've got all the facts, I think I've figured this whole scenario out:

Elin finds about the National Enquirer report that Tiger's having an affair, and chases him out of the house, brandishing his new thousand dollar Sasquatch driver... Tiger jumps into his Escalade and roars out of the driveway, trying to get to safety, and runs over the fire hydrant and hits the tree...

Elin runs up to the Escalade, and still pissed, smashes in the back window with the Sasquatch... she then pulls a semi-conscious Tiger from the wreck, and whacks him a few more times with the Sasquatch, until she realizes he's not feeling it any more...

The cops arrive on the scene just after she finishes clubbing Tiger senseless, and sweetly tells them that she just pulled him out, using the club to break in the window... Tiger is still too out of it to tell them the truth (which is why she kept the cops from talking to him when they got back home later that day)...

Yeah, that had to be how it happened... it's just a good thing for Tiger that she couldn't figure out how to start the chainsaw...

:chainsaw: :eekmouse: :whip: :splat:

And the moral to the story-- NEVER piss off a Swedish nanny...

[silverbear]

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We figured there was more to this story. Tiger Woods got into a car wreck around 2:20am Friday morning. He wasn’t ruled as “under the influence,” so what caused him to ram into a fire hydrant less than 30 feet from his driveway?

Sources are reporting that his wife, Elin, got uber pissy with him after that story of the him cheating with some chick hit the net. She scratched his face up after a verbal argument (despite reports originally concluding the scratches came from the accident), he tried to speed away from the house, Elin chased and banged his car down with a golf club, and then the wreck occured. TMZ reports:

We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

Wow.


Damn, I just made up a scenario almost EXACTLY like this, before reading this post...

Am I cynical, or a realist?? LOL...

[Big Dakota]

This shouldn’t come as a shock since I have been hinted about it the whole evening on twitter but I knew as early as about 5pm that the story circulating about the accident was totally false and while only the police can confirm this (and that may or may not happen) here is what happened.
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren was upset about a National Enquirer report that Tiger has been breaking lamps with this young lady Rachel Uchitel.
Because he is Tiger Woods besides some gossip sites it wasn’t much of a story.
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This escalated into a fight last night where according to TMZ as well as my sources Mrs. Nordegren physically assaulted Tiger and that is what caused the original lacerations to his face.
As Tiger tried to leave the premises Mrs. Nordegren followed him out with a golf club and repeatedly struck his vehicle, denting it in several places and breaking out the rear window.
Tiger distracted by his crazed wife hit the fire hydrant and tree at a very slow rate of speed. Since the tree was in a neighbor’s yard and realizing the image hit he would take about the “domestic incident” the story of an accident was put in motion.
It would have been impossible for the following things to happen:

1- Mrs. Nordegren to hear the accident from inside the house
Tiger lives in a fortress and at the low rate of speed he was going it would have been impossible for her to hear him hit anything.
2- No one breaks out the back window to save someone.
He wasn’t going fast enough for the air bags to deploy, but he was in such serious danger Mrs. Nordegren who wasn’t the biggest young lady in the world broke the back window and drugged Tiger out of the back.
Also if you am trying to save someone wouldn’t you break the passenger window?
Lastly Tiger was conscious couldn’t have he just opened the door?
Anyone with an IQ of more than 60 knew from the beginning what was being reported just logically couldn’t be true.
3- If Tiger wasn’t passed out drunk or high what made him swerve?
Driving alone at low rate of speed Tiger just randomly hits a fire hydrant and tree? Really?
As I have stated I don’t care who Tiger Woods is sleeping with or that his wife was trying to go Phil Mickelson on his head.
What I do care about is a cover up of criminal activity. My advice to Tiger just tell the truth. He isn’t going to press charges so no need to lie because believe me if he lies the story will become a lot bigger than it is right now.
Every man in America has had a fight like this with his wife or significant other. It isn’t a big deal. I know he is Tiger Woods and has this pristine image, but like Allen Iverson (before he retired of course) said:
“Everyone has dirt under their fingernails.”
If Tiger lies, people are going to find out and it will hurt his image much more than telling the truth. Trust me on that.

[burmafrd]

some talk about Tiger having a temper- his wife sounds like a crack ho!

[Chief]

Damn, I just made up a scenario almost EXACTLY like this, before reading this post...

Am I cynical, or a realist?? LOL...

:bow:

That initial story was such a joke. Now the truth is starting to surface. The mistress story broke a couple of days ago and his wife went ******* on him.

[Rogah]

We figured there was more to this story. Tiger Woods got into a car wreck around 2:20am Friday morning. He wasn’t ruled as “under the influence,” so what caused him to ram into a fire hydrant less than 30 feet from his driveway?

Sources are reporting that his wife, Elin, got uber pissy with him after that story of the him cheating with some chick hit the net. She scratched his face up after a verbal argument (despite reports originally concluding the scratches came from the accident), he tried to speed away from the house, Elin chased and banged his car down with a golf club, and then the wreck occured.Now obviously the most important question is what club was she using? I mean, when you are bashing in the car window of your cheatin' husband, do you go with the 7-wood or the 9-iron? :D

[rynochop]

Now obviously the most important question is what club was she using? I mean, when you are bashing in the car window of your cheatin' husband, do you go with the 7-wood or the 9-iron? :D

Would there be anything more ironic than Tiger Woods beaten to death with a golf club? :D

[WoodysGirl]

some talk about Tiger having a temper- his wife sounds like a crack ho!
Being pissed off at your husband for cheating doesn't make you a crack ho.

We know she's not leaving him, but you can best believe she's gonna make him miserable for awhile.

[MetalHead]

Looks like O'l Elin went Wildcat Formation on Eldrick.

[goshan]

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

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Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_woods_mini_photo_launch_template.jpg (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tiger_woods)We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.


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[The30YardSlant]

Looking more and more like he was cheating on his wife, which is dissapointing because I consider adulterers some of some lowest scum on the planet.

[Rampage]

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

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Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_woods_mini_photo_launch_template.jpg (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tiger_woods)We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YBPDLpPu (http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YBPDLpPu)

when I 1st heard she smashed the back window to rescue him I called bs. I knew something was up. but anyways this crap belongs in the other sports section.

[dadymat]

in more breaking news it is reported that Tiger doesnt play for the Dallas Cowboys so this thread should be moved...:D

[Gemini Dolly]

That so crazy, if true. But you had to be wondering why Tiger was driving away at 2AM, and I doubt it was to line up for Black Friday Sales.

[Gemini Dolly]

in more breaking news it is reported that Tiger doesnt play for the Dallas Cowboys so this thread should be moved...:D

...but hes friends with Tony, who is a Cowboy, so it can stay. ;)

[dadymat]

...but hes friends with Tony, who is a Cowboy, so it can stay. ;)
:nana:

[Hypnotoad]

Hell yeah! Tony has a wingman!

[jchap]

If my wife beat me up, I might run into a tree and try to blame it on a car crash too!

[sbark]

Tiger has always had trouble hitting the driver. However, it seems that his wife has no problem hitting the driver. Especially when the driver is her husband!:rolleyes: ....hope she didnt change the loft/lie:p:

[Eldorado]

If it's true Tiger was cheating on his wife, oh my.

[Dawgs0916]

If it's true Tiger was cheating on his wife, oh my.

It sucks seeing stuff like this. If your not able to stay committed to what marriage is, don't get into it, Steve McNair, Tiger Woods, most other proffesional athletes.

[Gemini Dolly]

This is the alleged other woman, the brunette.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/tiger_woods_cheating_rachel_uchitel_exposed_source/celebrity/67747

HOWEVER, the woman is saying she never had an affair with Tiger and they only met twice.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/tiger-alleged-mistress-tells-us-i-have-not-had-an-affair-with-him-20092811

[Phoenix]

Well, if all true, this whole bizarre incident is starting to make more sense...

[Phoenix]

Hell yeah! Tony has a wingman!:lmao2::lmao:

[Phoenix]

That so crazy, if true. But you had to be wondering why Tiger was driving away at 2AM, and I doubt it was to line up for Black Friday Sales.

Well...wasn't it Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco now) who was photographed in what, a Wal*Mart at Oh-Dark-Thirty by someone after he waited in line for hours to buy something? What was that, a Playstation...?

[burmafrd]

She believes the National Enquirer- strike ONE
Claws his face- Strike TWO
Beats on his car with a golf club and forces him into an accident-Strike THREE

yeah that is normal behavior....

I say she is a crack ho!

[Rogah]

when I 1st heard she smashed the back window to rescue him I called bs. I knew something was up. but anyways this crap belongs in the other sports section.Well the whole story stunk from the get-go. When I first heard he hit a hydrant in his own neighborhood at 3 in the morning my first reaction was that he was probably drunk. But the police vehemently denied alcohol was involved. Then when I heard his wife was up at the same hour and was there at the scene immediately after it happened, I figured they probably had a fight. But their version of the story stunk because she wouldn't knock out the rear window to try and help him get out of the car when he was driving - plus what the heck was she doing with a club in her hand. I figured maybe the accident was worse then they were letting on or maybe he hit the hydrant while backing out of the driveway or something like that but I couldn't figure out the club.

I hate to say it, but the TMZ version of the story is far and away the most plausible. It easily makes way more sense than anything we've heard from the Woods camp.

[Rogah]

She believes the National Enquirer- strike ONEWell she may have had her suspicions before the story broke or confronted Tiger or caught him in some sort of lie we don't know about. Because I gotta tell ya, I think the Enquirer has some pretty damning evidence against Woods. I am not saying every single detail in the Enquirer is true, but it sure looks like the crux of the matter, he had an affair, could very well be accurate.

[Bob Sacamano]

damn, go Tiger, I always thought you were a *****, but damn

that brunette is smokin'

[Sam I Am]

He was boinking Oprah trying to get his hands are her bank. The wife found out and was pissed that she got cheated on my someone even Tiger can't bench press! :laugh2:

[silverbear]

Now obviously the most important question is what club was she using? I mean, when you are bashing in the car window of your cheatin' husband, do you go with the 7-wood or the 9-iron? :D

You can bet that Nike damn sure wants to know that she was using one of their clubs... Tiger's bajillion dollar endorsement deal could depend on it...

[silverbear]

Looking more and more like he was cheating on his wife, which is dissapointing because I consider adulterers some of some lowest scum on the planet.

Are they on the same low evolutionary scale as Aggies fans??

:D

[silverbear]

She believes the National Enquirer- strike ONE
Claws his face- Strike TWO
Beats on his car with a golf club and forces him into an accident-Strike THREE

yeah that is normal behavior....

I say she is a crack ho!

What you say rarely makes any sense... this does not appear to be an exception to that rule...

[Gemini Dolly]

If your woman was coming after you with your own golf clubs what would you do?

Do you defend yourself and hit back? Run to your car and try to get away?

This story is crazy.

Usually, when its the woman beating up a man, we find it funny. Had it been the other way around, wed want Tiger hung by his balls.

[Danny White]

When I was in high school, I had a girlfriend who later (a couple years after we were no longer dating) became a stripper.

Through this line of work, she ended up meeting Tiger and he took a liking to her and started flying her out to various tournaments he was playing at for some quality time together.

This was years ago, of course, long before he was married, but I think it kinda speaks to the fact that despite his squeaky clean image, he does have a bit of a wild side when it comes to the ladies.

Mostly I just like telling this story because I think it's cool that I dated the same girl as Tiger Woods! :D

[CliffnMesquite]

There will be whores and rumors of whores...

[kristie]

There will be whores and rumors of whores...

yes indeed.

[KJJ]

Can't say I'm surprised Tiger drove into a tree he's been doing that on the course too. :p:

[Jon88]

When you do bad things, bad things happen.

[chuffly]

There will be whores and rumors of whores...

Nice ticket reference. :clap2:

[Hoofbite]

Being pissed off at your husband for cheating doesn't make you a crack ho.

We know she's not leaving him, but you can best believe she's gonna make him miserable for awhile.

He cheated on her? Really?

Sometimes I wonder what celebrities/athletes are thinking.

Seriously, what's good enough? She's supermodel-esque and he has to piddle around elsewhere? What a joke.

[gmoney112]

Friday, november 27th 2009


The day I outdrove Tiger Woods.

[Rogah]

If your woman was coming after you with your own golf clubs what would you do?

Do you defend yourself and hit back? Run to your car and try to get away? That's what you gotta do. My STBX went ballistic on me one day and then stood in the doorway and refused to let me leave the room. She was trying to goad me into a physical confrontation (or, I should say, get me to physically respond to her physical confrontation) but I just refused because I know she can do whatever the heck she wants but the second I lay a finger on her then I am the one who goes to jail. Oh, don't get me wrong... I could have easily removed her from the doorway in about 2 seconds... but like I said, then I am the one who goes to jail if that happened.

Tiger may be a cheatin' hubby, but I think he was doing 100% the right thing Friday morning by simply trying to get the heck out of Dodge. Personally, I think she should be the one to spend an evening in jail because if the genders were reversed, that's exactly what would have happened.

[rynochop]

He cheated on her? Really?

Sometimes I wonder what celebrities/athletes are thinking.

Seriously, what's good enough? She's supermodel-esque and he has to piddle around elsewhere? What a joke.

C'mon, i know you've heard, no matter how good looking a woman is, theres a guy out there thats sick of her bull ****.

[Rogah]

He cheated on her? Really?

Sometimes I wonder what celebrities/athletes are thinking.

Seriously, what's good enough? She's supermodel-esque and he has to piddle around elsewhere? What a joke.Well, look at it this way. I love lobster. Lobster is my favorite food. But that don't mean I don't like steak every once in a while too :D

I refuse to judge these athletes too harshly because I will never ever know the level of temptation they face on a regular basis. I'm just a regular guy and girls don't give me a second glance so there is really no temptation. But I don't think any of us can truly, honestly say we know how we would behave if we had ultra-hot women throwing themselves at us by the truckload 24/7 everywhere we went.

[burmafrd]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?

In this day when anyone can make a photograph and put anyone in it?

Love how everyone just naturally believes the worst of Tiger.

[ajk23az]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?

In this day when anyone can make a photograph and put anyone in it?

Love how everyone just naturally believes the worst of Tiger.

:hammer: Pretty ridiculous & extremely pathetic.

[WoodysGirl]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?

In this day when anyone can make a photograph and put anyone in it?

Love how everyone just naturally believes the worst of Tiger.

:hammer: Pretty ridiculous & extremely pathetic.Maybe it's just me, but when you're a celebrity like Tiger Woods, I'm sure he and Elin are used to rumors and false stories being written about them.

I can't imagine the wife going ape**** over the article unless there was some measure of truth to it. Italso doesn't make her a crack ho for being pissed about it. Any normal person would have have the same reaction.

Until this accident, I never even knew about this "affair" but I don't put anything past any celebrity. Male or female. Tiger Woods is one step away from being a billionaire. He's young and attractive. He could sneeze and some woman would drop her panties for him.

[Rogah]

Maybe it's just me, but when you're a celebrity like Tiger Woods, I'm sure he and Elin are used to rumors and false stories being written about them.

I can't imagine the wife going ape**** over the article unless there was some measure of truth to it. Italso doesn't make her a crack ho for being pissed about it. Any normal person would have have the same reaction.That's how I feel too. If this story appeared in the Enquirer, and Tiger and the Missus went on with life as normal, then I would think it was probably a load of crap. But the fact that she (allegedly) went nutty over the whole thing makes me think there could very likely be some truth behind it. She has, in a certain sense, legitimatized the story by her conduct. Now I ain't saying every single detail is true, but the basic "did he or didn't he cheat on her?" question doesn't look so good.

If it turns out that the Enquirer story is completely false, then she really has some serious issues. But my impression is that she probably has reason to believe it isn't false. For all we know, she has caught him with his hand in the cookie jar already but without it going public.

Of course the longer Tiger sits there hiding in his house, the worse things look.

[peplaw06]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?

In this day when anyone can make a photograph and put anyone in it?

Love how everyone just naturally believes the worst of Tiger.Wait, aren't you the person who's labeling Elin a "crack ho?" Does your hypocrisy know no bounds?

[Gemini Dolly]

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/

[Big Dakota]

Hey Tiger, does she respond to the Bat Signal?

[WoodysGirl]

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/Nov%2009/5c161f8a.jpg
Pics from the scene of the accident via TMZ
(http://theybf.com/#)

[Bob Sacamano]

When I was in high school, I had a girlfriend who later (a couple years after we were no longer dating) became a stripper.

Through this line of work, she ended up meeting Tiger and he took a liking to her and started flying her out to various tournaments he was playing at for some quality time together.

This was years ago, of course, long before he was married, but I think it kinda speaks to the fact that despite his squeaky clean image, he does have a bit of a wild side when it comes to the ladies.

Mostly I just like telling this story because I think it's cool that I dated the same girl as Tiger Woods! :D


































we don't believe you

[kristie]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?

In this day when anyone can make a photograph and put anyone in it?

Love how everyone just naturally believes the worst of Tiger.

i'm not because i think the enquirer is nothing but trash anyway.

[Danny White]

we don't believe you

Just because you've never been with a real girl doesn't mean that others haven't.

[Trouble]

"evidence" + National Enquirer........ is anyone really stupid enough to believe anything in that rag?


Burmafrd, I agree with you.

NE & TMZ are created & produced by mindless, half-wit, twits, for the entertainment of mindless, half-wit, twits with no lives of their own, that get their education & wisdom by sitting in their double-wide, on their worthless fat behinds, eating cheetos, and watching the likes of Jerry Springer, Big Brother, and TMZ.



:starspin

[mldardy]

Burmafrd, I agree with you.

NE & TMZ are created & produced by mindless, half-wit, twits, for the entertainment of mindless, half-wit, twits with no lives of their own, that get their education & wisdom by sitting in their double-wide, on their worthless fat behinds, eating cheetos, and watching the likes of Jerry Springer, Big Brother, and TMZ.



:starspin
NE is a rag. TMZ usually gets it right most of the time.

[Dallas]

Just because you've never been with a real girl doesn't mean that others haven't.


Hey !!!

Plastic girl has feelings to you know!!!! :mad: It's ok Bob - he didn't mean no harm. He just doesn't get you.

And yes...I think she's pretty Bob.

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/15605/133864/f/936487-Mannequin-1.jpg

[ConcordCowboy]

When I was in high school, I had a girlfriend who later (a couple years after we were no longer dating) became a stripper.

Through this line of work, she ended up meeting Tiger and he took a liking to her and started flying her out to various tournaments he was playing at for some quality time together.

This was years ago, of course, long before he was married, but I think it kinda speaks to the fact that despite his squeaky clean image, he does have a bit of a wild side when it comes to the ladies.

Mostly I just like telling this story because I think it's cool that I dated the same girl as Tiger Woods! :D

She mentioned something about you not measuring up to Tiger.

I think it had something to do with the Driver.

[Yeagermeister]

Just because you've never been with a real girl doesn't mean that others haven't.

Hey !!!

Plastic girl has feelings to you know!!!! :mad: It's ok Bob - he didn't mean no harm. He just doesn't get you.

And yes...I think she's pretty Bob.

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/15605/133864/f/936487-Mannequin-1.jpg

:muttley:

[Faerluna]

Not to defend the NE, because it has a history of being full of crap overall, but they did break the story about the affair/love child John Edwards had.

Just saying.

[jackrussell]

She mentioned something about you not measuring up to Tiger.

I think it had something to do with the Driver.

Tiger had the driver and all he had was a putter.

[Rogah]

Tiger is gutless for ducking out of his own charity tournament. He won't even do so much as give a press conference. And if you believe his excuse that doctors have told him not to travel, then I have some swampland in Windermere you may be interested in.

[joseephuss]

Tiger is gutless for ducking out of his own charity tournament. He won't even do so much as give a press conference. And if you believe his excuse that doctors have told him not to travel, then I have some swampland in Windermere you may be interested in.

Where is his tournament played? Does he have to get there by plane? I have heard that guys with concussions or some types of head trauma are better off not traveling by air for some time after they suffer their injury. His excuse is plausible if there is air travel involved even if you don't believe it is probable.

[Dallas]

Tiger is gutless for ducking out of his own charity tournament. He won't even do so much as give a press conference. And if you believe his excuse that doctors have told him not to travel, then I have some swampland in Windermere you may be interested in.


FHP is seeking a warrant.

Just another example of celebs thinking they are above the law. Sad really.


Hello, Im Tiger Woods

The law doesn't apply to me, so stay out of my business.....peasants. :p:



Honey pass me some more of my oxycontin, I feel another headache coming on.

[Dallas]

Where is his tournament played? Does he have to get there by plane? I have heard that guys with concussions or some types of head trauma are better off not traveling by air for some time after they suffer their injury. His excuse is plausible if there is air travel involved even if you don't believe it is probable.


I read he was unconscious when the ambulance arrived and they did some pressure point stuff on him to wake him up and he opened an eye and then fell back unconscious again.


Poor Tiger


All of this because some flippin fire hydrant got in the way.

[joseephuss]

I read he was unconscious when the ambulance arrived and they did some pressure point stuff on him to wake him up and he opened an eye and then fell back unconscious again.


Poor Tiger


All of this because some flippin fire hydrant got in the way.

I think the whole thing is a cover up because Tiger doesn't want to admit to the whole world that he doesn't know how to drive. We all knew the Tiger driving a Buick commercials were fake. We just didn't know how fake they were.

[Dallas]

I think the whole thing is a cover up because Tiger doesn't want to admit to the whole world that he doesn't know how to drive. We all knew the Tiger driving a Buick commercials were fake. We just didn't know how fake they were.

:lmao2: :lmao2:


Whoaaaa Fire Hydrant Cop !!!

http://www.thesecretdiaryofadriancat.com/funny-cats/silly-cat-driving-car-cartoon-drawing.jpg

[burmafrd]

State law says Tiger has no obligation to say anything to anyone as long as he pays for damage to the hydrant and makes no insurance claim. I would laugh so hard if he gave all the media the middle finger. Stick this BS "right to know" Garbage. I listened today as the NE's garbage picker tried to defend his story (a lot tougher now that the so called woman in question has publicly denied everything). THeir so called evidence was nothing but hearsay and so called text messages. NOTHING else.

[joseephuss]

:lmao2: :lmao2:


Whoaaaa Fire Hydrant Cop !!!

http://www.thesecretdiaryofadriancat.com/funny-cats/silly-cat-driving-car-cartoon-drawing.jpg

Toonces!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQkL9LpvKl0

[Dallas]

State law says Tiger has no obligation to say anything to anyone as long as he pays for damage to the hydrant and makes no insurance claim. I would laugh so hard if he gave all the media the middle finger. Stick this BS "right to know" Garbage. I listened today as the NE's garbage picker tried to defend his story (a lot tougher now that the so called woman in question has publicly denied everything). THeir so called evidence was nothing but hearsay and so called text messages. NOTHING else.


This doesn't apply when there is an injury in an auto accident. Why do you think FHP is seeking a warrant to speak to him and his wife? There has to be a police report if there is injury.

[Rogah]

Where is his tournament played? Does he have to get there by plane? I have heard that guys with concussions or some types of head trauma are better off not traveling by air for some time after they suffer their injury. His excuse is plausible if there is air travel involved even if you don't believe it is probable.And it looks like we have someone interested in some prime Florida swampland! I can start you at $10,000 an acre. Just let me know how much you want. I accept cash only, please.

[Rogah]

State law says Tiger has no obligation to say anything to anyone as long as he pays for damage to the hydrant and makes no insurance claim. I would laugh so hard if he gave all the media the middle finger. Stick this BS "right to know" Garbage. I listened today as the NE's garbage picker tried to defend his story (a lot tougher now that the so called woman in question has publicly denied everything). THeir so called evidence was nothing but hearsay and so called text messages. NOTHING else.As soon as he breaks off the affair, she'll come clean. And there is nothing BS about the "right to know" when it comes to domestic violence, which there well could be here. I think it will all come down to what the hospital report says to determine if we have probable cause to investigate further.

[kristie]

:lmao2: :lmao2:


Whoaaaa Fire Hydrant Cop !!!

http://www.thesecretdiaryofadriancat.com/funny-cats/silly-cat-driving-car-cartoon-drawing.jpg

:lmao:

[hairic]

This doesn't apply when there is an injury in an auto accident. Why do you think FHP is seeking a warrant to speak to him and his wife? There has to be a police report if there is injury.

Actually, it always applies (at least by law, it should, being the Constitution/supreme law).

5th amendment trumps all police, and spanks their bums as a display of dominance. Also protects the spouse.

The police can do all the investigating that they want, but they can't compel Tiger or his wife to speak a single word, beyond simple identifying info (whatever Florida state law is, like name).

Random talk ("Don't Talk to the Police"): http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865#

[ConcordCowboy]

Tiger had the driver and all he had was a putter.

:laugh2:

[burmafrd]

Just about every "legal" expert talking head has said the same thing: the cops have no cause for doing anything unless someone signs a complaint. There is not going to be any search warrant or anything like that. There is not going to be a grand jury since the local DA wants to run for office (just like most of them do) and he knows that Tiger is VERY popular and he would lose a lot of votes if he tried anything.

[Rogah]

Actually, it always applies (at least by law, it should, being the Constitution/supreme law).

5th amendment trumps all police, and spanks their bums as a display of dominance. Also protects the spouse.

The police can do all the investigating that they want, but they can't compel Tiger or his wife to speak a single word, beyond simple identifying info (whatever Florida state law is, like name).

Random talk ("Don't Talk to the Police"): http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865#I don't think the 5th amendment "trumps all police". Sure, someone accused of a crime can certainly plead the 5th, but in some states a spouse can be compelled to testify when domestic violence is involved. This is because of all the times a woman is a victim of domestic violence and then refuses to say anything. However, I don't know the laws in Florida so I don't know if this applies there.

[Rogah]

Just about every "legal" expert talking head has said the same thing: the cops have no cause for doing anything unless someone signs a complaint. There is not going to be any search warrant or anything like that. There is not going to be a grand jury since the local DA wants to run for office (just like most of them do) and he knows that Tiger is VERY popular and he would lose a lot of votes if he tried anything.That isn't what the legal experts I have heard have been saying. It all gets back to the fact that laws are different when it comes to domestic violence because it is often difficult to get an abused spouse to formally file a complaint. In many states, domestic violence has its own separate set of laws for precisely that reason.

[ABQCOWBOY]

It's true. Here in NM, if an officer is called in on a domestic violence deal, the offender automatically get arrested and goes to jail. The person who called it in doesn't have to want to press charges or even testify against the offender. The officer has the authority to investigate and arrest once they respond regardless.

[burmafrd]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/01/tiger.woods/index.html

Well the Legal experts I listened to were obviously better then yours. He pays the ticket and it is all over. score one for telling the media and everyone else to suck wind.

[CowboyWay]

Whats the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

[Duane]

Whats the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

:laugh2:

[joseephuss]

Whats the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

That is pretty funny.

You can also say something about Tiger usually keeps the golf balls out of the trees.

[Big Dakota]

Tiger Woods -- New Woman Surfaces


TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly (http://www.usmagazine.com/), claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1201_tiger_grubbs_reg_01.jpg
The woman -- Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."

[burmafrd]

more BS.

[Big Dakota]

more BS.
Sounds like your little tiger world has come crashing down.

[Dallas]

Sounds like your little tiger world has come crashing down.


Burm does appear to be taking this a bit to personal. I wonder if he and Tiger are buds or something. :D

[peplaw06]

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."Instant credibility.

[Bonecrusher#31]

more BS.

Your right nothing but excrement....

Why did she wait until now to come out with this BS ?

[Rogah]

Sounds like your little tiger world has come crashing down.:bow:

[Bob Sacamano]

Tiger Woods -- New Woman Surfaces


TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly (http://www.usmagazine.com/), claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1201_tiger_grubbs_reg_01.jpg
The woman -- Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."

an uglier Paula Abdul

if I'm Tiger, I run with the story that I banged that other brunette

she was smokin'

[hairic]

I don't think the 5th amendment "trumps all police".

It does. It's a right that by law (Constitution) the government can't infringe upon.

Sure, someone accused of a crime can certainly plead the 5thYou just admitted that it's a right.

but in some states a spouse can be compelled to testify when domestic violence is involvedIt's a subpoena to appear in court, it doesn't force you to testify against yourself. Any questions that could be used to make them a witness against themselves, they don't have to answer. BTW, that scenario is under the court's playground, which is basically the law, not the police, which are not. Police do not have anywhere near the power that a court does.

[kristie]

more BS.

i agree. us weekly has become nothing but trash.

[Hoofbite]

When I was in high school, I had a girlfriend who later (a couple years after we were no longer dating) became a stripper.

Through this line of work, she ended up meeting Tiger and he took a liking to her and started flying her out to various tournaments he was playing at for some quality time together.

This was years ago, of course, long before he was married, but I think it kinda speaks to the fact that despite his squeaky clean image, he does have a bit of a wild side when it comes to the ladies.

Mostly I just like telling this story because I think it's cool that I dated the same girl as Tiger Woods! :D

Do you know this woman?

Tiger Woods -- New Woman Surfaces


TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly (http://www.usmagazine.com/), claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1201_tiger_grubbs_reg_01.jpg
The woman -- Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."

[burmafrd]

interesting how you guys automatically believe the rags on something like this. I hate that garbage and that is why I am glad to see Tiger sticking it to them by giving them SQUAT. And by the way there is already a fair amount of doubt being shown about the US rags BS. Considering how some of you defend who you like its interesting I get called names because I am defending Tiger.

[Sam I Am]

Tiger should be tased. ;)

[Temo]

This Grubbs character does not look 24 at all. She looks like a surgically enhanced 30-year-old. At least.

The audio of the voicemail was uploaded by : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE3RBFKPjVg

[theebs]

wow, tiger is being taken apart.

If you want to be married get married.

If you dont. Don't.

now he has to have his legacy destroyed because he is bored with having sex with one woman. All the texts and phone calls are going to destroy him.

[Sam I Am]

wow, tiger is being taken apart.

If you want to be married get married.

If you dont. Don't.

now he has to have his legacy destroyed because he is bored with having sex with one woman. All the texts and phone calls are going to destroy him.

No it won't. Not even close. This guy is bigger than Kobe and Kobe was charged with rape.

The media is going to make a huge fuss. After a while their readers will stop caring so they will stop publishing garbage about it and Tiger will walk away and continue to make hundreds of millions of dollars.

Cheating is so freaking common these days that it practically means nothing to most people except those on the losing end of it. (which is a major shame)

This is nothing but reality tv and like all reality tv shows. The end up dying off. So will this one.

[theebs]

No it won't. Not even close. This guy is bigger than Kobe and Kobe was charged with rape.

The media is going to make a huge fuss. After a while their readers will stop caring so they will stop publishing garbage about it and Tiger will walk away and continue to make hundreds of millions of dollars.

Cheating is so freaking common these days that it practically means nothing to most people except those on the losing end of it. (which is a major shame)

This is nothing but reality tv and like all reality tv shows. The end up dying off. So will this one.


well of course it will die off and his golf play will keep him loved.

But because of the phone calls and texts people will make fun of him forever.

Unlike kobe, no one had phone messages or text messages to the girl he was with.

its a different ballgame when people have the calls and texts....pat obrien comes to mind....remember those crazy phone calls!!!!

[Rogah]

It does. It's a right that by law (Constitution) the government can't infringe upon.

You just admitted that it's a right.

It's a subpoena to appear in court, it doesn't force you to testify against yourself. Any questions that could be used to make them a witness against themselves, they don't have to answer. BTW, that scenario is under the court's playground, which is basically the law, not the police, which are not. Police do not have anywhere near the power that a court does.No no no... I am not talking about self-incrimination. I agree that no individual accused of a crime can be forced to speak, either to the police or in court. I am talking about some states where in cases of domestic violence, a spouse can be forced to testify against his/her abusive husband/wife even without wanting to file charges. These laws are in place because of the number of abused spouses who do not want to testify against their spouse.

I don't know if Florida is one such state and it is a moot point because the police have let the whole matter drop. But if there was probable cause to investigate domestic violence, then in some states the victim cannot legally plead the fifth or exercise the right to remain silent. So there is a chance that if the police had probable cause to believe Elin beat Tiger senseless over the head with a golf club, then they very well could have forced an interview with him as a victim of domestic violence - not as the one accused of the crime.

[Rogah]

interesting how you guys automatically believe the rags on something like this. I hate that garbage and that is why I am glad to see Tiger sticking it to them by giving them SQUAT. And by the way there is already a fair amount of doubt being shown about the US rags BS. Considering how some of you defend who you like its interesting I get called names because I am defending Tiger.I didn't "automatically believe the rags" when the story first broke. But as the events of the past week have unfolded, I sure as heck believe the rags much more than I believe Tiger.

I've said it before in this thread and I'll say it again: I am not saying that every single detailin "the rags" is true, but when it comes to the basic point of whether or not Tiger was cheatin', then AFAIC there is no longer any reasonable doubt.

[Rogah]

wow, tiger is being taken apart.

If you want to be married get married.

If you dont. Don't.

now he has to have his legacy destroyed because he is bored with having sex with one woman. All the texts and phone calls are going to destroy him.It won't destroy him, and I doubt he will lose any of his biggest endorsement deals. But what it will do is forever tarnish his legacy.

[Rogah]

He's pretty much issued a non-denial now on his website, but he's still pretty gutless for hiding out in the corner like a frightened puppy while his own charity tournament is going on.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.


Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

[Danny White]

She mentioned something about you not measuring up to Tiger.

I think it had something to do with the Driver.

I think everyone would call BS if I tried to claim I was longer than Tiger.












... off the tee, I mean. :p:

[Danny White]

The Chinese have it all figured out:

7i5FlC1MpkE

[bbgun]

Infidelity could potentially invalidate any pre-nup he signed with the Norwegian chick. If you're gonna pay through the nose, I guess it helps if you can afford it.

[Big Dakota]

Tiger Admits He Let His Family Down
Posted Dec 02, 2009 10:12 AM
By DOUG FERGUSON
(AP)




THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (Dec. 2) - Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets "with all of my heart," and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.


His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world's No. 1 golfer.
"I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," Woods said on his Web site . "I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."
The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters - two months before Woods' wife, Elin, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.
About three hours before Woods' statement, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail - provided by Grubbs - that Woods left her phone on Nov. 24, three days before his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home in Florida.
Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.
"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," Woods said. "For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
Woods has been subjected to more media scrutiny over the last week than when he first won the Masters in 1997 and set off the first wave of Tigermania. He has spoken only three times through his Web site, although this was his longest posting.
"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means," Woods said. "For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives.

And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were "utterly false and malicious."
"Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect," he wrote.
His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident - without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
The story soon shifted from a patrol investigation to sordid allegations into his personal life.
In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:
"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
The Associated Press could not confirm Woods was the caller.

[Faerluna]

State law says Tiger has no obligation to say anything to anyone as long as he pays for damage to the hydrant and makes no insurance claim. I would laugh so hard if he gave all the media the middle finger. Stick this BS "right to know" Garbage. I listened today as the NE's garbage picker tried to defend his story (a lot tougher now that the so called woman in question has publicly denied everything). THeir so called evidence was nothing but hearsay and so called text messages. NOTHING else.

Oh, well.....except for this...the whole admitting it part.

Tiger Admits He Let His Family Down
Posted Dec 02, 2009 10:12 AM
By DOUG FERGUSON
(AP)

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (Dec. 2) - Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets "with all of my heart," and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.

Bad Tiger! Bad!

:eek:

[Dallas]

Oh, well.....except for this...the whole admitting it part.



Bad Tiger! Bad!

:eek:


:laugh2: Really, how does burm come back now and save face when Tiger is admitting it?

Sorry just funny stuff.


http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3225/Eating_Crow.jpg

[Faerluna]

http://cdn.thesuperficial.com/2009/12/02/1202_tiger_woods_club_00.jpg

[bbgun]

He sure has a thing for garden variety skanks and hos. Oh, and asking that girl to take a picture of herself defecating? Classy.

[Chief]

Oh, and asking that girl to take a picture of herself defecating? Classy.

:eek:

Huh?

[Faerluna]

He sure has a thing for garden variety skanks and hos. Oh, and asking that girl to take a picture of herself defecating? Classy.

When he said "go to the bathroom and take a picture" I think it was more along the lines of go somewhere private, disrobe and take a picture.

That's how it read to me, anyway.

[Sam I Am]

When he said "go to the bathroom and take a picture" I think it was more along the lines of go somewhere private, disrobe and take a picture.

That's how it read to me, anyway.

You're not bbgun. :rolleyes: :laugh2:

[Faerluna]

You're not bbgun. :rolleyes: :laugh2:

Indeed.

[Danny White]

You're not bbgun. :rolleyes: :laugh2:

You forget, bbgun's favorite movie is "2 girls, 1 cup".

:shatfan:

[bbgun]

You forget, bbgun's favorite movie is "2 girls, 1 cup".

:shatfan:

This is an excellent thread ...












...for me to poop on!

http://timothyzhu.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/triumph01.jpg

[ajk23az]

It sure does sound like him.

k2piHCL4MuI&

[Chief]

This is an excellent thread ...












...for me to poop on!

http://timothyzhu.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/triumph01.jpg

:muttley:

[Hoofbite]

What a turd. I have no respect for people who crap all over their family by going out picking up some tramp.

Pretty disappointed to hear this. Guy had a lot of people looking up to him and he let them all down.

[DallasCowpoke]

Tiger changed his nickname. From hence forward, he'd like to be known as "Cheetah" Woods.

[Gemini Dolly]

Now that night is all making sense.

Man, all my favorite athletes are man hoes. Michael Jordan, Kobe, Tiger....

Jason Witten, dont let me down!

[Dallas]

Look - they made up! Yay, girl power. :D

http://home.gci.net/~t.johnson/images/tiger1.jpg

[kmp77]

The thing is.....is this the first celeb cheating where the guy goes out with chicks uglier than his wife?!? Those skanks must do stuff Tiger's wife wouldn't even think of doing. *shrugs*

[Bob Sacamano]

Infidelity could potentially invalidate any pre-nup he signed with the Norwegian chick. If you're gonna pay through the nose, I guess it helps if you can afford it.

no kidding, Tiger could afford like 10 high-priced divorce proceedings

[burmafrd]

Show me where he admitted to having a affair with those ho's?

[Dallas]

The thing is.....is this the first celeb cheating where the guy goes out with chicks uglier than his wife?!? Those skanks must do stuff Tiger's wife wouldn't even think of doing. *shrugs*




Highly improbable. The Norwegian's are notorious for being freeky deeky.

http://blogs.southflorida.com/citylink_dansweeney/Spock.jpg

[CowboyWay]

Show me where he admitted to having a affair with those ho's?

SHow me where OJ admitted he killed Nicole.

[Hoofbite]

Show me where he admitted to having a affair with those ho's?

:blind:

I see nothing about him having an affair.

[Faerluna]

What would you call a transgression against your marriage then? I mean, c'mon.

[Joe Realist]

This will be the ultimate test for him. He is so locked in on the golf course. Will he still have it? Will he actually get different treatment from his fans?

[Temo]

What would you call a transgression against your marriage then? I mean, c'mon.

He had impure thoughts. But he NEVER ACTED ON THEM. :cool:

[CanadianCowboysFan]

:blind:

I see nothing about him having an affair.

well saying he is sorry for his personal sins is as close as Eldrick will come to admitting he had one.

Not like it was a sin to have a car accident

[Hoofbite]

well saying he is sorry for his personal sins is as close as Eldrick will come to admitting he had one.

Not like it was a sin to have a car accident

I think the same thing, I was just getting a chuckle at burm needing a blatant, word by word admission.

[WoodysGirl]

Seriously, I was on the phone with a guy earlier and he refused to believe Tiger was guilty. That the women were just trying to do a money grab.

He hadn't heard any of the audio nor seen the press release. He kept saying, with all the technology out there, the audio could've been faked...that he would need DNA and video for him to believe it.

So while we're on the phone, he's watching some sports show and they play the audio, and read the statement.

So my guy friend then switches up and blames Elin. Said it was her fault for not taking care of her wifely duties.

[DallasCowpoke]

Highly improbable. The Norwegian's are notorious for being freeky deeky.


Except she's Swedish. Apparently détente is not in her nature though?

:muttley:

[Big Dakota]

Show me where he admitted to having a affair with those ho's?:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:


God how weak.

[Sam I Am]

What would you call a transgression against your marriage then? I mean, c'mon.

The wife does the cooking and you don't help clean the dishes afterwards? :laugh2:

[Sam I Am]

Seriously, I was on the phone with a guy earlier and he refused to believe Tiger was guilty. That the women were just trying to do a money grab.


Lets be honest here. I'm sure he is guilty, but she WAS attempting a money grab by releasing the audio and texts. (I haven't heard or seen any of it)

[kmp77]

Highly improbable. The Norwegian's are notorious for being freeky deeky.

http://blogs.southflorida.com/citylink_dansweeney/Spock.jpg

And this hand sign means a whole other thing to those freaky nor chicks...:eek:

http://pageslap.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/live_long_and_prosper.jpg

[Viper]

I think everyone would call BS if I tried to claim I was longer than Tiger.


... off the tee, I mean. :p:

Are you saying you are more of a putter?

[Rogah]

The guy is gutless. Mr. "I'm not afraid of anything" is too chicken-bleep to even slither out of his own house for his own charity golf tournament. Every golfer at that tourney is being asked about Tiger and he can't even man up by showing his face. He'll just sit back and let other golfers (golfers who were doing him a favor by going to the charity tournament) face the press on their own.

[kristie]

Highly improbable. The Norwegian's are notorious for being freeky deeky.

http://blogs.southflorida.com/citylink_dansweeney/Spock.jpg

:lmao2:

[silverbear]

There will be whores and rumors of whores...


Nicely played, Cliff... and don't you enjoy the fact that some readers won't get that reference?? :D

[Cas2800]

SHow me where OJ admitted he killed Nicole.

If the club does not fit YOU MUST AQUIT!

[dcfanatic]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/1/3/2/0/2/128698-120231/tiger_hedid.jpg

[CliffnMesquite]

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?


They both get clubed by Norwegian's.

:)

[CliffnMesquite]

Nicely played, Cliff... and don't you enjoy the fact that some readers won't get that reference?? :D

Indeed sir, indeed. ;)

[kristie]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/1/3/2/0/2/128698-120231/tiger_hedid.jpg

:laugh2:

[Hostile]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs072.snc3/13934_225003113447_556638447_4284029_7572555_n.jpg

[Aikmaniac]

Hos, I must've received 10 emails with that picture yesterday! :laugh1:

[Hostile]

Hos, I must've received 10 emails with that picture yesterday! :laugh1:It's hilarious. Love the golf ball in the ear.

[Hostile]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs072.snc3/13934_223746363447_556638447_4272846_6271273_n.jpg

[bbgun]

Lets be honest here. I'm sure he is guilty, but she WAS attempting a money grab by releasing the audio and texts. (I haven't heard or seen any of it)

Well, that's what happens when you date party planners, waitresses and trailer trash who have an economic incentive to sell their stories once the relationship is exposed or goes sour. He used them, and now they're using him.

[MichaelWinicki]

Well, that's what happens when you date party planners, waitresses and trailer trash who have an economic incentive to sell their stories once the relationship is exposed or goes sour. He used them, and now they're using him.


Bingo!

Exactly right.

[WoodysGirl]

Lets be honest here. I'm sure he is guilty, but she WAS attempting a money grab by releasing the audio and texts. (I haven't heard or seen any of it)
Well yeah. My point to him is that there are no innocent parties here... except maybe Elin.

All these broads were geeked about sexing it up with Tiger knowing he was a married man. But Tiger knew what he was doing when he approached them.

This guy I'm referring to is the kinda guy who will defend the scum of the earth saying, "there's no proof!" just because he didn't see it. He just kept saying, "They're trying to take my boy down." I'm like support the guy, but you gotta acknowledge his BS.

Well, that's what happens when you date party planners, waitresses and trailer trash who have an economic incentive to sell their stories once the relationship is exposed or goes sour. He used them, and now they're using him.
One of the rare times we agree.

[Sam I Am]

Well, that's what happens when you date party planners, waitresses and trailer trash who have an economic incentive to sell their stories once the relationship is exposed or goes sour. He used them, and now they're using him.

Umm.. They don't have to be party planners or waitresses. Gold diggers come in many forms and from ANY background.

My wife has a friend who makes well into six a figure salary on her own. She won't even give a guy a second look if his salary isn't 7 figures and carries a position of power.

[bbgun]

Umm.. They don't have to be party planners or waitresses. Gold diggers come in many forms and from ANY background.

My wife has a friend who makes well into six a figure salary on her own. She won't even give a guy a second look if his salary isn't 7 figures and carries a position of power.

The greater the disparity between his education/income/station in life and theirs, the greater the risk. Were he dating a Fortune 500 exec or a married woman with a family of her own, he would have been much less susceptible to blackmail or breaches of confidentiality. Believe it or not, skanks, hos and fame-chasers are not known for their discretion. They'll eagerly/greedily sell their stories to the tabs and talk shows because they have no reputations to preserve. Unlike Tiger, who could lose his family and a number of endorsement deals, they lose nothing. This is a boon to them, not a burden or career changer.

[joseephuss]

Well yeah. My point to him is that there are no innocent parties here... except maybe Elin.

All these broads were geeked about sexing it up with Tiger knowing he was a married man. But Tiger knew what he was doing when he approached them.

This guy I'm referring to is the kinda guy who will defend the scum of the earth saying, "there's no proof!" just because he didn't see it. He just kept saying, "They're trying to take my boy down." I'm like support the guy, but you gotta acknowledge his BS.


One of the rare times we agree.

Sounds as if your friend has a fantasy of being there to watch Tiger having sex. That is a dedicated fan.

It is possible that one or all of these women that have come forward are lying. That doesn't change the fact that Tiger has admitted to doing something in his statement. That essentially is Tiger's admission that there was some fire to the smoke that was circulating earlier in the week.

[Bob Sacamano]

apparently the golfer who hitched the 2 up is upset about it

A few days ago, we told you how in 2001, golfer Jesper Parnevik and his wife introduced their nanny, Elin Nordegren, to an up-and-coming young go-getter by the name of Tiger Woods. With all the revelations of late, seems Jesper isn't particularly happy with how Tiger has handled his marriage.

"I feel really sorry for Elin," he told The Golf Channel on Wednesday. "I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of ... I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

Parnevik noted the privacy issue at the heart of the story, but understands that the rules are different for Tiger ... and not always in his favor: "It's a private thing, of course. But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff. . . And maybe not just do it, like Nike says." (Click here for edited video.)

Parnevik clearly is personally wounded by Woods' "transgressions," so it's understandable that he'd tee off on Tiger. It's not likely we'll see other golfers criticize Woods openly; why would they? Most of Woods' fellow players, as noted here, have expressed support for Elin and her children, regret that Woods made poor choices, and hope that the Woods family will be able to get past this drama. Most have noted the microscope that all celebrities live under; left unsaid was the point that perhaps one ought to remember that microscope doesn't just focus on good behavior.

So far, Woods' sponsors have continued to express support, either explicitly or tacitly, and it's in that fashion that Woods will be able to continue to rehabilitate his image. No matter what happens next, it's likely that we won't be seeing ads that can be in any way mocked or misinterpreted, like Accenture's "The road to high performance isn't always paved" campaign.

strong words

[Big Dakota]

apparently the golfer who hitched the 2 up is upset about it



strong words
Wow, now his fellow golfers are throwing him under the escalade.

No matter what anyone here says, his image has taken a huge hit.

[joseephuss]

Wow, now his fellow golfers are throwing him under the escalade.

They dont' have to throw him under. Tiger is a bad enough driver that he could probably run over himself in the escalade.

[Faerluna]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?


They went clubbing.

**

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

**

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

[Hoofbite]

Gotta say, I have a ton of respect for Elin for kicking Tiger's *** over the deal.

[Dallas]

I saw yesterday that if she walked she would get 300+ million. I guess that's how the prenup was setup.

If I were her, I'd tell Tiger to hit the road.


300+ million ????


The only tigers I would want to see would be on Safari if I were her.



"Oh Cabana-Boy !!!!! Bring mommy another gin n tonic....chop chop."

"Oohhhh what a pretty Tiger that is." :D

[KJJ]

They dont' have to throw him under. Tiger is a bad enough driver that he could probably run over himself in the escalade.

Buick may be the next one to throw him under his Escalade seeing he endorsees Buick.

[bbgun]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?


They went clubbing.

**

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

**

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

My personal fave: Tiger is a Cheetah.

[BraveHeartFan]

It always makes me laugh when anyone is at all surprised by these type of things. I can't help but laugh anytime anyone is geniunely surprised when an athlete is found to be a cheater.

I even laugh that much more when people feel sorry for the women they cheat on and act like those women didn't know, right from the get go, that there was a great shot of that happening to them.

If you marry a celebrity, be it an athlete, actor, actress, rock star, whatever the case then you'd better be prepared to one day be in the news for being cheated on. Its a regular occurence for people in those positions because they've got so many oppurtunities to cheat.

I'm not saying it's right, or that he's not a real jerk for doing it, but I'm not at all shocked by it and i just find it funny that anyone, including his wife, is surprised by it.

[WoodysGirl]

From a gossip site

And Tiger Woods‘ mistress Rachel U. has cancelled the huge press conference she and her lawyer Gloria Allred called today. Word has it Rachel spoke with Tiger last night and may have come to a “keep quiet” monetary deal. Wow.

Meanwhile, Tiger and his wife Elin have reworked their pre-nup agreement this week. Originally, Elin had to stay with Tiger for 10 years to get $20 million. Now reports say that window of time has closed to 2 years (which she’s already done) and she stands to get up to $300 mill. Now THAT is the biggest come up of the damn decade. She’s outshining Juanita Jordan’s $150 mill…

[Sam I Am]

Meanwhile, Tiger and his wife Elin have reworked their pre-nup agreement this week. Originally, Elin had to stay with Tiger for 10 years to get $20 million. Now reports say that window of time has closed to 2 years (which she’s already done) and she stands to get up to $300 mill. Now THAT is the biggest come up of the damn decade. She’s outshining Juanita Jordan’s $150 mill…

Wrong! Dump her now and walk away! :laugh2:

[MichaelWinicki]

Buick may be the next one to throw him under his Escalade seeing he endorsees Buick.

Buick ceased its endorsement deal with Tiger a year ago due to the poor financial climate at GM.

[WoodysGirl]

Details of Elin Woods' newly-rewritten prenup emerge
By Jay Busbee

Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptual agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.

The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.

But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife. I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons to do just that.

New Details on Tiger's Prenup [The Daily Beast]

[Big Dakota]

Good to know she didn't marry him for money:rolleyes:

[joseephuss]

Good to know she didn't marry him for money:rolleyes:

She didn't. She is staying with him for money.

[Big Dakota]

She didn't. She is staying with him for money.
It's all about the money.

[jackrussell]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

[Hostile]

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?


They went clubbing.

**

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

**

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.Oh, that one is classic.

[Big Dakota]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."


SPAULDING...:mad:

[Faerluna]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."


:laugh2:

[MetalHead]

Difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

[Bob Sacamano]

she and her lawyer Gloria Allred

you gotta be ****ting me

[KJJ]

Apparently Tigers wife went clubbing the night of the accident.

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr16/KJJ100/tiger.jpg

[kristie]

Wow, now his fellow golfers are throwing him under the escalade.

No matter what anyone here says, his image has taken a huge hit.

i believe it.

[silverbear]

Wow, now his fellow golfers are throwing him under the escalade.

No matter what anyone here says, his image has taken a huge hit.

Elin was Parnevik's nanny when she met Tiger, it would appear that he still feels protective toward her...

Good for him...

[dcfanatic]

Seems both of their parents were at the house when all of this stuff went down.

That's sad.

[Thatkidbob]

Poor Tiger...

The media and a good deal of the people I hear talking about this act as though he's the first man to ever cheat. Forget the fact that there's websites devoted to people who have tired of their marriages to hook up on, and that tons of married men go to "massage" parlors or use the services of "professionals." Throw all that out of the window, Tiger is supposed to be different.

It's like piranhas when you throw chum in the water...

[Thatkidbob]

Gotta say, I have a ton of respect for Elin for kicking Tiger's *** over the deal.

Really???

Why?

[ConcordCowboy]

Apparently Tigers wife went clubbing the night of the accident.

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr16/KJJ100/tiger.jpg

:laugh2:

Tiger's new name is Cheetah.

[WV Cowboy]

I'm not saying it's right, or that he's not a real jerk for doing it, but I'm not at all shocked by it and i just find it funny that anyone, including his wife, is surprised by it.

Really?

When someone has indicated to you that, "you can trust me with your heart", by standing up in God's house, in front of family and friends, promising and vowing to be faithful to you and forsake all others, ... I can understand the surprise, .. and shock, disappointment, hurt, humiliation, embarassment, etc, etc.

I got no use at all for men who cheat on their wife. None.

In my eyes, and I'm sure I'm in the minority, but in my eyes, what Tiger did is worse than what Vick did.

[Hoofbite]

Really???

Why?

Because she didn't just sit back and take it. I hope she takes him for all she can and leaves his *** too.

I applaud all celebrity wives who don't just allow their famous husbands to walk all over them.

I thought the Kobe situation was despicable and was made worse by the fat *** rock he gave his wife over the deal.

Adultery is something I think is about as low as it gets. Lower than a salamander's belly.

[KJJ]

:laugh2:

Tiger's new name is Cheetah.


Tiger may be a cheetah but at least he's not lion. Sorry I couldn't resist! lol Here's Tigers new Music video titled "Take Your Name Of Your Phone."



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[Temo]

Poor Tiger...

The media and a good deal of the people I hear talking about this act as though he's the first man to ever cheat. Forget the fact that there's websites devoted to people who have tired of their marriages to hook up on, and that tons of married men go to "massage" parlors or use the services of "professionals." Throw all that out of the window, Tiger is supposed to be different.

It's like piranhas when you throw chum in the water...

I think both sides are being dumb.

People who want to defend Tiger need to realize that he needs no protecting, and people who want to throw a fit need to realize that in the end someone else's private life doesn't affect you in the least.

[Doomsday101]

I have been a fan of Tiger and really that has not changed. The man is a great golfer and I enjoy watching him play the game I love to play myself. As for his personal life that is his life. He made mistake and he and his wife will deal with it. I never thought of Woods as a saint he is a man who has flaws like anyone else but unlike most of us his mistakes will be dragged through the mud and the media.