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ROMOSAPIEN9
12-16-2009, 01:46 PM
Some of these (http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/12-05-2009/Bad-Santa-33-Examples-of-Creepy-Mall-Santas-251) are downright scary.
Doomsday101
12-16-2009, 01:59 PM
How about this santa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vOPPXkqm4
vta
12-16-2009, 02:18 PM
Get me that fifth, *****!

http://i.imgur.com/9nz39.jpg
kmp77
12-16-2009, 02:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/k9eP0.jpg

What...is...going...through...Santa's...head...... ......

http://i.imgur.com/h16H7.jpg

"Does this one come with dipping sauce?"
vta
12-16-2009, 02:30 PM
Order your inflatable santa today!

http://i.imgur.com/Ix4I2.jpg
ROMOSAPIEN9
12-16-2009, 02:30 PM
How about this santa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vOPPXkqm4

"Come and sit on Santa's lap. We can talk about whatever pop's up."
ROMOSAPIEN9
12-16-2009, 02:31 PM
Order your inflatable santa today!

http://i.imgur.com/Ix4I2.jpg

I know right!

What's the deal with his face?
vta
12-16-2009, 02:45 PM
I know right!

What's the deal with his face?

:laugh2:
He doesn't want them to recognize him from the post office wall...
Teren_Kanan
12-16-2009, 02:53 PM
The mall near me is charging 20$ to sit on Santa's lap.. 45$ for a Polaroid..

I will *never* spend that kind of money on a Santa lap session ever. What a ****ing rip off.
ROMOSAPIEN9
12-16-2009, 03:13 PM
:laugh2:
He doesn't want them to recognize him from the post office wall...

I guess dressing up like Santa would be a good disquise for ane of the FBI's 10 most wanted.
Doomsday101
12-16-2009, 03:21 PM
I guess dressing up like Santa would be a good disquise for ane of the FBI's 10 most wanted.

Or a pedophile
Bob Sacamano
12-16-2009, 03:22 PM
The mall near me is charging 20$ to sit on Santa's lap.. 45$ for a Polaroid..

I will *never* spend that kind of money on a Santa lap session ever. What a ****ing rip off.

****, you can get a lap dance at a strip club for a dollar
vta
12-16-2009, 03:41 PM
****, you can get a lap dance at a strip club for a dollar

:eek:

I'd really hate to see the chick that would settle for a dollar...
I might have to pay her to get lost.
BadWolf
12-16-2009, 04:04 PM
:eek:

I'd really hate to see the chick that would settle for a dollar...
I might have to pay her to get lost.

He said nothing about a chick.
vta
12-16-2009, 04:13 PM
He said nothing about a chick.

:lmao2:
Bob Sacamano
12-16-2009, 04:34 PM
He said nothing about a chick.

that's because it's inferred
vta
12-16-2009, 04:38 PM
that's because it's inferred

What does the price tag infer...?
:D

http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/woman-ugly1.jpg