View Full Version : Woman aims to be world's fattest
ajk23az
03-15-2010, 10:52 AM
Woman aims to become world's fattest (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest)
An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.
Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.
The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.
"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.
Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.
"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said.
Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.
Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.
"I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.
To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women.
In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.
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That is absolutely ludicrous. Stupid.
Hostile
03-15-2010, 10:56 AM
273 kilograms is 600.6 pounds. She needs just under 400 pounds to reach her "goal." That's 200 pounds per year. I think this all very ignorant.
ajk23az
03-15-2010, 10:58 AM
273 kilograms is 600.6 pounds. She needs just under 400 pounds to reach her "goal." That's 200 pounds per year. I think this all very ignorant.
Imo, she'll kill herself before ever getting there.
daschoo
03-15-2010, 11:01 AM
i guess we all need something to aim for. :rolleyes:
seriously though this is just retarded, she's got a young girl who depends on her but is actively pursuing rediculous weight gain and all the health implications that come with it.
(not to mention setting back stereotypes of americans :D )
VietCowboy
03-15-2010, 11:14 AM
wow, the sad thing is, with all the publicity she is getting, I'm sure there will be others out there who want to challenge her.
tomson75
03-15-2010, 11:18 AM
I hope she lives long enough for her daughter to become cognizant how stupid her mother is....perhaps her daughter can avoid the pitfalls that are surely laid before her genetically, and can overcome them mentally.
Somehow I doubt it. She'll be lucky to live long herself with her fat *** mother "running" after her....talk about a hazardous household.
tomson75
03-15-2010, 11:20 AM
wow, the sad thing is, with all the publicity she is getting, I'm sure there will be others out there who want to challenge her.
Hopefully they'll do so by taking her advise and not reproducing....god forbid they have to overcome all of the exercise from running after their children. :rolleyes:
Joe Rod
03-15-2010, 11:21 AM
:laugh2: I don't know what's worse, that she would make it a goal to eat herself to death or that people would pay to watch her do it!
bbgun
03-15-2010, 11:27 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html
She has kids? Who the hell would stoop so low as to **** her?
burmafrd
03-15-2010, 11:30 AM
I would like to think I could never get that drunk.
tomson75
03-15-2010, 11:31 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html
She has kids? Who the hell would stoop so low as to **** her?
...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?
Joe Rod
03-15-2010, 11:36 AM
Her little girl has a rough life ahead. When she hits grade school, having a mom that is a 1000 pound internet side-show is going to make her a favorite target for other kids to pick on. I feel very sad for her.
bbgun
03-15-2010, 11:43 AM
...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?
You'd need an Atlas to find your way around her.
Kristi
03-15-2010, 11:43 AM
OMG! What a stupid goal to reach for! 12,000 calories a day?
I feel bad for her daughter. She needs a mom who can take care of her. How is she going to do that at 1000 lbs? God forbid running after your daughter burns calories. This women needs her head examined!
And people pay to watch her eat? Wow. Well, with an $815 shopping bill someone has to pay for the food.
Yeagermeister
03-15-2010, 11:52 AM
Bob Roberts would hit it :laugh2:
Jon88
03-15-2010, 12:28 PM
Wow....
That is just so inspirational....
DallasCowpoke
03-15-2010, 12:40 PM
Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.
Save your money, and just go to any Golden Corral in Mesquite TX on "BBQ Bonanza Night", and you'll see the same thing en masse.
Chief
03-15-2010, 01:13 PM
Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
Eleanor Roosevelt
hairic
03-15-2010, 01:43 PM
Pretty sure she won't be able to do it. Your body doesn't absorb all the calories you consume, especially if you're not exercising or have been on a caloric deficit. She'll just sweat more and have messier poo for 2 years straight.
My guess is she'll need to go 14,000 to 16,000 to absorb 12,000.
Oh, and her heart will probably give out having to pump blood to so much more mass in such a short time.
CanadianCowboysFan
03-15-2010, 01:43 PM
Her little girl has a rough life ahead. When she hits grade school, having a mom that is a 1000 pound internet side-show is going to make her a favorite target for other kids to pick on. I feel very sad for her.
yeah that was an issue for Gilbert Grape wasn't it ;)
All kidding aside, I was at Chef Mickey's character breakfast at Walt Disney World Resort last year and saw a girl there for her first bday. She was a cute kid but I felt really badly for her. Her dad was at least 450 and her mom about 350. No chance that little girl doesn't become a unhealthy heffer.
In Florida I saw humans that were bigger than the Manatees I saw at Sea World. Ii was pretty sad.
Chief
03-15-2010, 01:46 PM
Save your money, and just go to any Golden Corral in Mesquite TX on "BBQ Bonanza Night", and you'll see the same thing en masse.
Golden Corral story from my town:
My daughter and I were laughing at the goings-on in the place -- the entertainment is better than the food. I heard this loud family set up camp behind me (my daughter was facing them). After a few minutes, my daughter started dying laughing and told me to turn around and look. The 260-pound mother of this brood was up walking around checking on her kids and she had a chicken leg sticking out of her mouth like a cigar. :laugh2:
bbgun
03-15-2010, 01:50 PM
Maybe the white chick is just trying to win an Oscar.
http://www.thatblackgirlsite.com/wp-content/uploadfiles/gabourey-gabby-sidibe-in-push.jpg
Dallas
03-15-2010, 01:54 PM
...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?
http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/settlers/flsack.gif
DallasCowpoke
03-15-2010, 02:39 PM
The 260-pound mother of this brood was up walking around checking on her kids and she had a chicken leg sticking out of her mouth like a cigar. :laugh2:
:lmao2: Dude, you SERIOUSLY needed to whip-out the cellphone and capture that!! Slacker! :p:
SultanOfSix
03-15-2010, 02:43 PM
She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.
Romo 2 Austin
03-15-2010, 02:44 PM
L0L0L0L0L0L
When I first saw it I said this is gonig to be a Woman aims to become skinniest in world.
but no a girl wants to weigh half a ton. great job, that man should be ****ing ashamed.
masomenos
03-15-2010, 02:49 PM
Bob Roberts would hit it :laugh2:
As would Bob Sacamano.
ScipioCowboy
03-15-2010, 03:12 PM
yeah that was an issue for Gilbert Grape wasn't it ;)
All kidding aside, I was at Chef Mickey's character breakfast at Walt Disney World Resort last year and saw a girl there for her first bday. She was a cute kid but I felt really badly for her. Her dad was at least 450 and her mom about 350. No chance that little girl doesn't become a unhealthy heffer.
In Florida I saw humans that were bigger than the Manatees I saw at Sea World. Ii was pretty sad.
Obesity is a major problem in America. I think everyone is familiar with my rant on portion control.;)
ZeroClub
03-15-2010, 03:12 PM
"I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.
1. A real belly man? That suggests that there are also false belly men. What would that be, exactly?
2. I'm sure he supports her emotionally and maybe financially, but it ends there.
Chief
03-15-2010, 03:24 PM
I'm sure he supports her emotionally and maybe financially, but it ends there.
:muttley:
Adds a whole new meaning to spousal support.
Bob Sacamano
03-15-2010, 07:08 PM
As would Bob Sacamano.
HAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFAKDHFALDHFDLSFAHLSDHFDLSJFH LDJFHLASJFHADJFHDAHFADSFHDSJHFDLSJHFDLS LOOK AT ME HAHFHAHFAHAHHAHAHA
ScipioCowboy
03-15-2010, 07:37 PM
HAHAHA OMG SO ORIGINAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFAKDHFALDHFDLSFAHLSDHFDLSJFH LDJFHLASJFHADJFHDAHFADSFHDSJHFDLSJHFDLS LOOK AT ME HAHFHAHFAHAHHAHAHA
:laugh2:
Are you still in love with his sister, Bob? You should woo her with your awesomeness.
justbob
03-15-2010, 07:52 PM
273 kilograms is 600.6 pounds. She needs just under 400 pounds to reach her "goal." That's 200 pounds per year. I think this all very ignorant.
Not sure that even comes close to describing the sheer stupidity of some people.. But I do agree, I also think it is very ignorant..Hopes she makes enough to pay her on hospital bills
Maikeru-sama
03-15-2010, 08:00 PM
Good, when she reaches her goal, she can be added to the "Most beautiful woman of all time" thread.
Who would pay to watch her eat :confused: Sick I tell you, sick.
Bob Sacamano
03-15-2010, 08:09 PM
:laugh2:
Are you still in love with his sister, Bob? You should woo her with your awesomeness.
I think I should give masonmenos a baby brother.
peplaw06
03-15-2010, 09:05 PM
She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.That's not a difficult feat.
CliffnMesquite
03-15-2010, 09:57 PM
...or has the patience to....how do you put this midly...."find the wet spot"?
http://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/the-blob-eats-a-jock.jpg
Audiman
03-15-2010, 10:57 PM
She's making a mockery of the disease of obesity.
obesity isn't a disease. stop eating so much! it's not hard!
on with the jokes I'd say to her kid:
your mom is so fat, Chuck Norris ouwld have trouble roundhouse kicking her in the face!
Sarge
03-16-2010, 04:40 AM
Depression is a serious illness. Sad.
SaltwaterServr
03-16-2010, 04:51 AM
This is so wrong on so many levels. For the amount of food she's going to stuff into her glutinous cavern of a mouth, 5-7 children could be kept from starving to death.
Disgusting. Truly disgusting.
daschoo
03-16-2010, 07:09 AM
1. A real belly man? That suggests that there are also false belly men. What would that be, exactly?
drunk men?
:beer2: :beer2: :beer1:
:drunk:
:omg:
:busty:
:hammock:
:eek:
:puke:
:shush:
:leave:
:cry2:
BrAinPaiNt
03-16-2010, 07:14 AM
Bunch of women haters in this thread.
She is helping the economy and you all are complaining like a bunch of old bitter busy bodies.
:p:
BrAinPaiNt
03-16-2010, 07:16 AM
drunk men?
:beer2: :beer2: :beer1:
:drunk:
:omg:
:busty:
:hammock:
:eek:
:puke:
:shush:
:leave:
:cry2:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/SarDee/BeerGoggles.png
Joe Rod
03-16-2010, 07:29 AM
In Florida I saw humans that were bigger than the Manatees I saw at Sea World. Ii was pretty sad.
Don't lie, you would "hit it" if they were wearing Banana Republic or J Crew! :D
BrAinPaiNt
03-16-2010, 07:31 AM
Don't lie, you would "hit it" if they were wearing Banana Republic or J Crew! :D
:lmao2: :lmao: :bow:
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