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Eddie
02-01-2005, 10:53 AM
Guys, I have HUGE super secret news. My friend has a friend who's brother has a friend who works as the night custodian in Valley Ranch.

The guy saw a few Chinese businessmen arrive the other day to meet with Jerry Jones.

The inside scoop is Jerry Jones has secretly put the team on the market. That's why we have the 2nd lowest payroll in the NFL. All this about saving and not spending is NOT because of fiscal responsibility and rebuilding the team, but rather, to sell it.

The Chinese investors have reportedly agreed to buy the Dallas Cowboys and all properties for $2 billion. They plan to relocate the team to Bei Jing, and rename the team the Bei Jing Cowboys.

They also plan to change the colors to Red and Yellow, with the Bue star replaced with a Yellow one.

They plan on outsourcing NFL players with cheap Chinese labor at $2 a day.

Minnesota has been in talks with financiers from India who plan to buy the Vikings and relocate them to New Delhi.
lcharles
02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
I hate you.
adbutcher
02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
you should stop smoking crack...that will kill ya.
hockix
02-01-2005, 10:57 AM
My goodness, you are really bored....
Eddie
02-01-2005, 10:58 AM
My goodness, you are really bored....

I really am ... ha ha.
SuspectCorner
02-01-2005, 11:00 AM
the chinese huh? the downside is midnight kickoffs. the upside is they're well-known dynasty builders.
WoodysGirl
02-01-2005, 11:01 AM
You know that stuff is not good for you... :drunk:
Q_the_man
02-01-2005, 11:03 AM
The good ole Bei Jing Cowboyz, look at the bright side they live longer in china, VT can play til he's 60 now....
k19
02-01-2005, 11:47 AM
woooooooooohoooooooo best non news I've heard all day
BrAinPaiNt
02-01-2005, 12:01 PM
Guys, I have HUGE super secret news. My friend has a friend who's brother has a friend who works as the night custodian in Valley Ranch.

The guy saw a few Chinese businessmen arrive the other day to meet with Jerry Jones.

The inside scoop is Jerry Jones has secretly put the team on the market. That's why we have the 2nd lowest payroll in the NFL. All this about saving and not spending is NOT because of fiscal responsibility and rebuilding the team, but rather, to sell it.

The Chinese investors have reportedly agreed to buy the Dallas Cowboys and all properties for $2 billion. They plan to relocate the team to Bei Jing, and rename the team the Bei Jing Cowboys.

They also plan to change the colors to Red and Yellow, with the Bue star replaced with a Yellow one.

They plan on outsourcing NFL players with cheap Chinese labor at $2 a day.

Minnesota has been in talks with financiers from India who plan to buy the Vikings and relocate them to New Delhi.


You really are bored....besides you should be shot for even thinking about them being known as....The B.J. Boys.

:banghead: :p
k19
02-01-2005, 12:03 PM
You really are bored....besides you should be shot for even thinking about them being known as....The B.J. Boys.

:banghead: :p


Ba doom ching

I was going to say that deserved a rim shot but in the context it may have sounded sick and wrong
trickblue
02-01-2005, 12:38 PM
Ba doom ching

I was going to say that deserved a rim shot but in the context it may have sounded sick and wrong

:eek:

http://img168.exs.cx/img168/9444/bjboys9qm.jpg
BrAinPaiNt
02-01-2005, 01:12 PM
:eek:

http://img168.exs.cx/img168/9444/bjboys9qm.jpg


Red China turns into Heinz/Frenches lol.....Hmm...the Condiment Cowboys :p
k19
02-01-2005, 01:13 PM
I was expecting a tinky winky triangle on top and a rainbow star :eek:
Avery
02-03-2005, 12:12 AM
Sweet. I can't wait for my counterfeit helmet to arrive.
Signals
02-03-2005, 04:00 AM
:eek:

http://img168.exs.cx/img168/9444/bjboys9qm.jpgAt best, our opponent will be blinded by the sun reflecting off out new colors.

The worst case scenario, we could go from being called America's team to the Bei Jing girlie men.:cry3:
trickblue
02-03-2005, 08:33 AM
At best, our opponent will be blinded by the sun reflecting off out new colors.

The worst case scenario, we could go from being called America's team to the Bei Jing girlie men.:cry3:

I'm still more frightened by the moniker of "BJ Boys"...