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bbgun
05-08-2010, 07:00 PM
Dwight Shrute lives.

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rkell87
05-08-2010, 07:07 PM
ha! thats my enemy.

wow. just, wow.

Bob Sacamano
05-08-2010, 07:07 PM
This guy would kick *** in the 40 yard dash. Look at how fast he gets out of his break.

Jon88
05-08-2010, 07:09 PM
He's gonna end up falling on one of those knives.

vta
05-08-2010, 07:14 PM
Remember that face. You'll probably see it splashed across CNN's front page with numbers underneath it.

vta
05-08-2010, 07:14 PM
He's gonna end up falling on one of those knives.

:laugh2:

Or this.

bbgun
05-08-2010, 07:17 PM
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

vta
05-08-2010, 07:23 PM
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

Hence the idea we'll be seeing his mugshot at some point in the future.
Someone needed a better dad.

Hoofbite
05-08-2010, 07:34 PM
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

Haha......

"Just hanging out"

:lmao2:

bbgun
05-08-2010, 07:36 PM
Oh dear God, he teaches courses.

http://www.pistolaydaga.com/

Hoofbite
05-08-2010, 07:37 PM
He says:

"Ha. That's my enemy"

Do people have enemies?

hairic
05-08-2010, 07:38 PM
One of his scenarios is "hiding behind a tree and attacking innocent people on hiking trails." Something tells me this is not a self-defense video.

I thought what he said was something like "I see somebody coming down the trail, and I go, "ha, that's my enemy", *run, slash, oomph, oomph, oomph*".

bbgun
05-08-2010, 07:48 PM
He says:

"Ha. That's my enemy"

Do people have enemies?

You lookin' to get knifed? ;)

hipfake08
05-10-2010, 07:04 AM
He's good. As long as the target does not move.:rolleyes:

Sam I Am
05-10-2010, 07:32 AM
Complete and utter lack of coordination. He must have just watched some training video like 5 minutes before this and thinks he has mastered it already.

Sam I Am
05-10-2010, 07:33 AM
He's good. As long as the target does not move.:rolleyes:

No, he sucks against stationary targets too.

Hoofbite
05-10-2010, 08:18 AM
Anyone else a little concerned that he has a swing set in the backyard?

zrinkill
05-10-2010, 08:27 AM
He's good. As long as the target does not move.:rolleyes:


And they are made of paper.

Jon88
05-10-2010, 09:24 AM
He's definitely one of the biggest wierdos I've seen.

BrAinPaiNt
05-10-2010, 09:36 AM
OMaHDtiTZEA

Sam I Am
05-10-2010, 09:40 AM
OMaHDtiTZEA

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

DallasCowpoke
05-10-2010, 02:33 PM
From the comments on YT:

My name is Corregated Cardboardoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Made me :laugh2:

Hoofbite
05-10-2010, 02:35 PM
Goofball or not, if I saw that guy creeping behind a tree with a 15-inch blade I'd likely steer away from him.

Jon88
05-10-2010, 02:36 PM
Goofball or not, if I saw that guy creeping behind a tree with a 15-inch blade I'd likely steer away from him.

You must be his enemy.

Hoofbite
05-10-2010, 02:38 PM
You must be his enemy.

What if I was. Guess I would have to stay 22 feet away so his cat-like reflexes and cheetah-speed couldn't get to me in time.

Then again, what if I am not his enemy and he decides to "just hang out" while I am walking down the street.

Maybe I should make him my enemy to eliminate all confusion.

bbgun
05-10-2010, 03:04 PM
i think i found his soul mate

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Hoofbite
05-10-2010, 03:10 PM
You team those two up with Diamond Dave and you might have the most lethal bunch this world has ever seen.

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And are that guys shorts soaked in piss or is it the shadow/pattern?

Idgit
05-10-2010, 03:48 PM
There's always the two-handed great-sword route:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

Hoofbite
05-10-2010, 04:04 PM
There's always the two-handed great-sword route:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

People buy that too.

Guess it comes in handy when you're going for 1st prize in the local LARP-Fest.

SultanOfSix
05-10-2010, 05:52 PM
Nobody can beat these guys though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NQCTbvRnM

DallasCowpoke
05-10-2010, 06:33 PM
There's always the two-handed great-sword route:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

I'm gonna get me 1 a them there swords and use it a my next BBQ.

"COOOOOME AND GET IT Y'ALL......Just make sure you don't take more than your share of ribs!!!"

SaltwaterServr
05-10-2010, 11:09 PM
I'm gonna get me 1 a them there swords and use it a my next BBQ.

"COOOOOME AND GET IT Y'ALL......Just make sure you don't take more than your share of ribs!!!"

This thread is full of win.

Jon88
05-10-2010, 11:19 PM
This thread is full of win.

And so is the guy on the video.

It seems like he's got a lot of enemies he wants to take out.

From my looks of it he's a serial killer in the making.

Bob Sacamano
05-10-2010, 11:26 PM
Have you guys ever considered that he's just a dorky, white dude?

Jon88
05-10-2010, 11:29 PM
Have you guys ever considered that he's just a dorky, white dude?

That he is.

He's gonna fall on one of those knives too with his uncoordinated, stupd ***.

All you need for this idiot is this

http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gunporn-twogrips.jpg

"That's my enemy rolling down the ground. Hanging out."

vta
05-11-2010, 05:39 AM
Have you guys ever considered that he's just a dorky, white dude?

So was Jeffery Dahmer...

WarC
05-11-2010, 11:27 AM
I posted this on facebook after seeing it here. It's been days and not one comment. No one gets it.

I've been cruisin' the wrong website man.

Rackat
05-11-2010, 11:35 AM
He's the reason Uncle Rico was not in the game to win the championship.

ABQCOWBOY
05-11-2010, 12:49 PM
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These guys probably hang out at the same Dojo

vta
05-11-2010, 01:02 PM
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These guys probably hang out at the same Dojo

Best video on the interwebs.
The off camera sound of him crashing into equipment is priceless.

:laugh2:

Bob Sacamano
05-11-2010, 01:31 PM
lol what was that look he gave the camera before jumping?

vta
05-11-2010, 01:38 PM
lol what was that look he gave the camera before jumping?

Without the sneer, that video is worthless.

Hoofbite
05-15-2010, 10:44 PM
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vta
05-15-2010, 10:52 PM
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:laugh1:


That guy would single-handedly finish this whole Afghanistan mess.
Why aren't our geniuses in Washington tapping into this kind of power?