BrAinPaiNt
11-13-2010, 06:24 AM
Jennifer Floyd Engel
Jerry Jones was back doing what Jerry Jones does best Friday, mucking up an already messy situation with words.
He took to his weekly radio show to announce that many Super Bowl coaches had called in the past and delivered verbal résumés for his Cowboys job, which (a) is now not technically open, (b) kind of has Jason Garrett in place, (c) Garrett has yet to coach a single game, and (d) the announcement sort of undercuts him.
Oh, that wacky Jerry and his unique take on being a "real" football guy. How is an NFL team to compete with his GM idiocy? Not at all, lately. So, of course, solutions have been flying fast and furious from my brethren.
Fire Jerry Jones as GM. Better yet, have him step down voluntarily, death by 1,000 unbought Miller Lights and party passes.
What genius ideas. Really. I cannot believe I did not think of this. And while we are deposing Jerry, why not also insist on pizza and beer being calorie free, and Santa coming four times a year, and college football crowning a real national champion.
Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/11/13/2627708/jason-garrett-will-have-to-learn.html#ixzz15AGsilVk
Jerry Jones was back doing what Jerry Jones does best Friday, mucking up an already messy situation with words.
He took to his weekly radio show to announce that many Super Bowl coaches had called in the past and delivered verbal résumés for his Cowboys job, which (a) is now not technically open, (b) kind of has Jason Garrett in place, (c) Garrett has yet to coach a single game, and (d) the announcement sort of undercuts him.
Oh, that wacky Jerry and his unique take on being a "real" football guy. How is an NFL team to compete with his GM idiocy? Not at all, lately. So, of course, solutions have been flying fast and furious from my brethren.
Fire Jerry Jones as GM. Better yet, have him step down voluntarily, death by 1,000 unbought Miller Lights and party passes.
What genius ideas. Really. I cannot believe I did not think of this. And while we are deposing Jerry, why not also insist on pizza and beer being calorie free, and Santa coming four times a year, and college football crowning a real national champion.
Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/11/13/2627708/jason-garrett-will-have-to-learn.html#ixzz15AGsilVk