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CowboyWay
04-07-2011, 04:03 PM
Discuss.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?iref=allsearch


Maryland man glued to Wal-Mart toilet seat

By Leigh Remizowski, CNN

April 7, 2011 10:37 a.m. EDT


(CNN) -- Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.
Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.

joseephuss
04-07-2011, 04:04 PM
And yet another reason to always wipe the seat before using it.

vta
04-07-2011, 04:08 PM
Discuss.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

And yet another reason to always wipe the seat before using it.

Wipe it?? God forbid I have to go in a place like that I lay down many layers of paper before I sit down.

zrinkill
04-07-2011, 04:17 PM
You could smell fresh superglue in a stall.

Guy is probably trying to sue walmart and did it to himself.

Dallas
04-07-2011, 04:29 PM
And yet another reason to always wipe the seat before using it.


Seriously.

I use a blow torch on the seat before sitting down. That little ring of rice paper ain't cutting it.

Who doesn't INSPECTOR 12 the seat in a public restroom before sitting down? :confused:

Maybe he is from McDonalds

kmp77
04-07-2011, 07:06 PM
Last time I went into a walmart bathroom I almost puked...turned around and walked out. Dirty low class people don't know how to use bathrooms properly.

peplaw06
04-07-2011, 07:36 PM
Which is why I always poo at home. :D

big dog cowboy
04-07-2011, 08:45 PM
(CNN) -- Police in Maryland.....


We have members from Maryland.

BrAinPaiNt
04-07-2011, 08:47 PM
You could smell fresh superglue in a stall.

Guy is probably trying to sue walmart and did it to himself.

Whether you could smell it or not...you would think it is pretty visible even if it is clear.

Heck people see a little drop of water on it and assume it is water, how could you not see a ring of superglue around the toilet.

So I have to agree with you, sounds like a ruse to get some money.

Kangaroo
04-08-2011, 07:41 AM
Whether you could smell it or not...you would think it is pretty visible even if it is clear.

Heck people see a little drop of water on it and assume it is water, how could you not see a ring of superglue around the toilet.

So I have to agree with you, sounds like a ruse to get some money.

Yea you think that then you see pics like these and you wonder if they have a brain cell

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

ninja
04-08-2011, 11:56 AM
Yea you think that then you see pics like these and you wonder if they have a brain cell

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

:lmao: That website was hilarious.

ajk23az
04-08-2011, 12:13 PM
I dont think I've ever gone in a public bathroom without putting down one of those paper seat covers or toilet paper on it.