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AmericasTeam2011
08-10-2011, 03:17 PM
Definitely off topic and I've never talked about this before (nor posted much in the OT forum), but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

trickblue
08-10-2011, 03:25 PM
Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...

vta
08-10-2011, 03:26 PM
:laugh2: :laugh2:

Faerluna
08-10-2011, 03:41 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Signals
08-10-2011, 04:01 PM
Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...This. :laugh2:

bbgun
08-10-2011, 04:07 PM
Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...

This was way funnier than the OP's post.

rynochop
08-10-2011, 04:19 PM
Dude... face reality...

You need to take it to the dealer...

Nah, dealers will break it off in you big time.

Cool story though. :)

Passepartout
08-10-2011, 09:34 PM
Oh man! Sorry to hear that. As hope you get things straightened out.

Hostile
08-10-2011, 10:47 PM
If you learn to fix it yourself, you don't have to trust dealers.

kmp77
08-10-2011, 10:49 PM
That got me!! :laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1:

Vtwin
08-10-2011, 10:52 PM
Yup. Bring it to the dealer. At least you'll get ****ed by someone.

Achilleslastand
08-10-2011, 11:37 PM
Yup. Bring it to the dealer. At least you'll get ****ed by someone.

+1:laugh2:

ConcordCowboy
08-11-2011, 06:35 AM
I could see why she would.

zrinkill
08-11-2011, 09:46 AM
After seeing this guys other posts ...... I now understand why his wife is leaving him ...... and why he cannot fix his own bike.

TheCount
08-11-2011, 11:39 AM
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

CowboyMcCoy
08-11-2011, 02:01 PM
Nah, dealers will break it off in you big time.

Cool story though. :)

Yes they will.

MarionBarberThe4th
08-11-2011, 03:13 PM
Why would anyone edit the thread title?

peplaw06
08-11-2011, 03:51 PM
Why would anyone edit the thread title?And delete the posts that took it seriously? That makes it actually humorous.

AmericasTeam2011
08-18-2011, 02:19 PM
Why would anyone edit the thread title?


That wasn't me that was the mods...it ruins the joke IMO

Sam I Am
08-18-2011, 02:22 PM
That wasn't me that was the mods...it ruins the joke IMO

wut? Your valve covers aren't really leaking oil?!?!

AmericasTeam2011
08-18-2011, 03:19 PM
wut? Your valve covers aren't really leaking oil?!?!


No :(






the bike was actually leaking coolant