View Full Version : Chris Berman has become a complete Joke, picks niners to beat Cowboys
CowboysFanSince88
09-16-2011, 06:30 PM
Why does this fat balding retard even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense
He predicted
cowboys 27
niners 28
Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????
The Emperor
09-16-2011, 07:21 PM
Chris Berman is 3 parts out-dated noises that make him sound like an 11 year-old, 3 parts gesticulation, 2 parts entertaining, and 2 parts anchoring.
The sooner you realize that, the sooner his quasi-analysis doesn't agonize you.
I would assume this ratio applies to all BSPN anchors, and maybe some of their "analysts."
masomenos
09-16-2011, 07:45 PM
Berman hasn't been relevant since Mike Alstott.
AmishGangsta
09-16-2011, 08:13 PM
I think this one's going to get ugly:
Cowboys 42
49ers 9
MC KAos
09-16-2011, 08:39 PM
What?!?!?!?!?he Didn't Pick Us!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!! Unbelievable
tomson75
09-16-2011, 08:58 PM
One of the ESPN analysts picked the Niners too.....but the only real shock was that Accuscore had the Niners winning.
Oh well.
Respect1
09-16-2011, 09:09 PM
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?
CowboysFanSince88
09-16-2011, 10:45 PM
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?
Alex Smith STINKS that's,why
The Emperor
09-16-2011, 11:37 PM
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?
It's easier to believe that you're a 49ers troll than it is that your team will win Sunday.
SaltwaterServr
09-17-2011, 02:35 AM
Why is it so hard to believe? look at the records. Niners 1-0. Cowboys 0-1. We don't know who will win. What if he's right?
Considering their starting WR's would be #3a and #3b here, the offensive factor favors Dallas strongly.
Considering Alex Smith completed one pass downfield to a WR, and they couldn't punch it in from the 4 yard line with 6 freaking tries, the defense favors Dallas.
Considering their safeties aren't as agile as the Jets, where Witten still had 120+ yards, then the offense favors Dallas.
That's three freebies. Enjoy.
kristie
09-17-2011, 02:49 AM
Berman hasn't been relevant since Mike Alstott.
oh yeah.
jimmy40
09-17-2011, 08:09 AM
Why does this fat balding retard even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense
He predicted
cowboys 27
niners 28
Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????Because people like you start threads on sports forums about him. Win for ESPN.
Hostile
09-17-2011, 08:16 AM
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.
The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.
http://daviddhovey.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the_catch.jpg
He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
TheCount
09-17-2011, 08:24 AM
What?!?!?!?!?he Didn't Pick Us!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!! Unbelievable
:laugh2: :laugh2:
w8lifter
09-17-2011, 09:51 AM
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.
The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.
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He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
Just seeing that pic is painful.
However, that was then and they dont have Josie Did Montana at the helm this week.
So, Crystal Vermin is just hopefully wishing. :nono2:
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.
The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.
http://daviddhovey.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the_catch.jpg (http://daviddhovey.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the_catch.jpg)
He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
The pinnacle, why cause he was there ??? What a turd.
Hostile
09-17-2011, 11:00 AM
The pinnacle, why cause he was there ??? What a turd.Yep and yep.
CowboysFanSince88
09-17-2011, 01:43 PM
You have to know your NFL History to know why he picked that score.
The date was January 10, 1982. The final score was 49ers 28, Cowboys 27.
http://daviddhovey.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/the_catch.jpg
He's obsessed with this game. Considers it the pinnacle of his professional career.
I know what was behind the score but I just was amazed he can predict a win when the franchise right now is HORRIBLE.
REDVOLUTION
09-17-2011, 01:46 PM
He's a Fred Flintstones looking mother flower but i enjoy his routine.
Entertainment! !
Maikeru-sama
09-17-2011, 09:15 PM
What?!?!?!?!?he Didn't Pick Us!!!! Noooooooooo!!!!! Unbelievable
:laugh2:
Cythim
09-18-2011, 06:50 AM
I know what was behind the score but I just was amazed he can predict a win when the franchise right now is HORRIBLE.
Both teams were 6-10 last year and he isn't the only one predicting a Cowboys loss.
big dog cowboy
09-18-2011, 09:32 AM
Chris Berman has become a complete Joke, picks niners to beat Cowboys
Who?
:muttley:
Dodger
09-18-2011, 12:09 PM
A long time ago, Berman used to be funny and a decent host. Now he's just a pathetic tool...
HubbaHubba
09-18-2011, 12:49 PM
hahahaha yea we will see about that one. boomers a tool always has been never was a fan of him the odd time he was funny but meh he just keeps getting worse and worse.
CowboysFanSince88
09-18-2011, 04:08 PM
Well it's still early but the start to this game was not what I expected so far. It's been a missed FG, followed by a pass interference penalty that set up a 1st and goal for the niners and now they are down 7-0 with the niners driving,
dargonking999
09-18-2011, 05:32 PM
21 points
CowboysFanSince88
09-18-2011, 05:37 PM
21 points
14,
7 points were given to them by the refs
CowboysFanSince88
09-18-2011, 06:37 PM
Chris berman was right, the cowboys did score 27 Pts LOL
jimmy40
09-18-2011, 07:10 PM
14,
7 points were given to them by the refshow's that?
CowboysFanSince88
09-18-2011, 07:16 PM
how's that?
That bull**** pass interference call
jimmy40
09-18-2011, 07:22 PM
That bull**** pass interference callit was an easy call, obvious pass interference.
CowboyMike
09-18-2011, 10:25 PM
it was an easy call, obvious pass interference.
Alex Smith was out of the pocket. When the QB is scrambling, there is no such thing as pass interference. It's fair game.
REDVOLUTION
09-18-2011, 11:13 PM
Chris berman was right, the cowboys did score 27 Pts LOL
It would have been 28-27 except 9ers kept FG
:laugh2:
CowboysFanSince88
09-18-2011, 11:18 PM
Chris Berman just got finished showing the cowboys highlights on the Blitz and looks like he wants to PUKE-lol
Sam I Am
09-19-2011, 02:30 PM
Why does this fat balding retard even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense
He predicted
cowboys 27
niners 28
Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????
Poo on your face. :laugh2: He was almost right. He even got the Cowboys score right. He was only four points off on the 9ers score. (TD instead of a FG would have made the difference)
jimnabby
09-19-2011, 02:46 PM
Alex Smith was out of the pocket. When the QB is scrambling, there is no such thing as pass interference. It's fair game.Not true. There's no such thing as illegal contact, but the pass interference rules are still in effect.
Doomsday101
09-19-2011, 03:08 PM
Not true. There's no such thing as illegal contact, but the pass interference rules are still in effect.
Yep. It was a busted play and the ball took a perfect hop for Smith. To me that is a hard situation for the defense especially in trying to maintain coverage.
As for prediction go I can't help but see too many fans thinking any of these game are easy and making these lopsided predictions. It is one thing to predict a win but so often people in here are predicting total blow outs in a league that has so many close games.
Stautner
09-19-2011, 03:40 PM
Why does this fat balding retard even have a prediction segment when it makes no sense
He predicted
cowboys 27
niners 28
Really? ALex smith and the niners offense is going to put up 28 points?????
I don't think the predicition was that unreasonable. The Cowboys new defense is a new thing, and Sanchez did have over 300 yards so its not as if the Jets passing game was shut down completely. I agree that 28 still seemed like a little much, but the Cowboys went into the game still needing to prove themselves. The 49ers still scored 24, so that's not much off.
Alex Smith was out of the pocket. When the QB is scrambling, there is no such thing as pass interference. It's fair game.
Where did you get this idea?
Sarge
09-19-2011, 05:19 PM
Alex Smith was out of the pocket. When the QB is scrambling, there is no such thing as pass interference. It's fair game.
That's not correct.
Dough Boy
09-19-2011, 08:21 PM
berman is a shill. His act is so 1990's
trickblue
09-19-2011, 10:38 PM
You're with me. leather...
Reference in order...
jimmy40
09-20-2011, 07:04 PM
Alex Smith was out of the pocket. When the QB is scrambling, there is no such thing as pass interference. It's fair game.bull****
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