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lkelly
03-21-2005, 09:50 PM
I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
Wraith584
03-21-2005, 09:52 PM
I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
lol!
ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...
Juke99
03-21-2005, 09:54 PM
lol!
ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...
:banghead:
:)
big dog cowboy
03-21-2005, 09:59 PM
The bottom line is we probably won't know any more in 24 hours than we do now.
Qwickdraw
03-21-2005, 10:02 PM
Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.
uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.
(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
Wraith584
03-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.
uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team.
lmao
genius.
Juke99
03-21-2005, 10:33 PM
Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.
uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.
(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
*LMAO*
Also, I just LOVE (NOT) when he does that scrunchy face, with the squinty eyes, when he's trying to fake sincerity.
AND he will pronounce "Cowboys" as "Cahboys"
Thanks for the summary...I don't uhhh....ummmm have to watch it now.
DWAREZ
03-21-2005, 11:58 PM
lol!
ahhhh, we didn't feel that, uhhhm, the value, ahh, was there for the, uhhmmmm, the right um ahh price ummm ahhh...
The technical term is um er see well um "verbal pauses" um eh OK ;)
You guys are forgetting the line:
Um see er umh we like um our um aah side of the ledger um ah with Drew ah um Bledsoe um a er real Valuuue...er and we uh um ewr always um urgh wanted him er um bS UM er a Great Ledger eh um ...LOL...hEE um ahg Hee
AsthmaField
03-22-2005, 12:04 AM
*LMAO*
Also, I just LOVE (NOT) when he does that scrunchy face, with the squinty eyes, when he's trying to fake sincerity.
Ain't that the truth. Bugs me every time.
I guess that worked in his Wildcatter days, huh?
Wraith584
03-22-2005, 12:18 AM
The technical term is um er see well um "verbal pauses" um eh OK ;)
You guys are forgetting the line:
Um see er umh we like um our um aah side of the ledger um ah with Drew ah um Bledsoe um a er real Valuuue...er and we uh um ewr always um urgh wanted him er um bS UM er a Great Ledger eh um ...LOL...hEE um ahg Hee
lol
that's hilarious
Avery
03-22-2005, 01:11 AM
I think you guys are forgetting the *smack* in his speeches.
Example: We uhhhh *smack*, with uh Drew *smack* we felt like we uhhh, we felt that *smack*' ...
Charlie Brown's teacher makes more sense.
Native Born Fan
03-22-2005, 02:14 AM
I'm sure Jerry will divulge all that info in between aaahs, uuums, and errrs. After tomorrow there may not even be a reason to watch the draft or next season's games. We'll know exactly what will happen.
You are absolutely right. Jerry is a leaker of note. I'm suprised Parcells hasn't tried to get him to stop talking to the press. He blabbed that Woodson would retire over a hamburger and french fries at a Whataburger long before the press conference. I hope her doesnt tip his hand and we get played in the draft by 31 other teams. SHUT UP JERRY!
BrAinPaiNt
03-22-2005, 07:33 AM
Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.
uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.
(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
LOL
Don't forget the lip smacking he does...never really noticed when he was on television but really noticed in during the PCs where I had to listen to them on the net radio...really is annoying as well.
Qwickdraw
03-22-2005, 07:46 AM
LOL
Don't forget the lip smacking he does...never really noticed when he was on television but really noticed in during the PCs where I had to listen to them on the net radio...really is annoying as well.
wow.
lol.
I just went to dc.com to listen to one of the press conferences real quick for a luagh and within the first minute of the announcement, Jerra smacked his lips more times than he spoke words.
Chief
03-22-2005, 08:04 AM
lol
You guys have him down.
But you have to add something else.
He was taught way back in 1989-90 by a PR coach to always try to mention the Cowboy fans.
So, at some point, he'll usually say something like, "Our fans will enjoy watching Matt Jones line up all over the field for us after I reach and take him in the second round." j/k
And when he does this, he'll usually look at the camera and give a quick wink and nod, mixed with that crap-eating grin.
The PR/interview coach was hired after Jerry made the "pick of the litter" and "Troy looks good in the shower" comments.
He's now ah em uh .... real ..... uh ammm ah ... polished.
adbutcher
03-22-2005, 08:35 AM
lol
You guys have him down.
But you have to add something else.
He was taught way back in 1989-90 by a PR coach to always try to mention the Cowboy fans.
So, at some point, he'll usually say something like, "Our fans will enjoy watching Matt Jones line up all over the field for us after I reach and take him in the second round." j/k
And when he does this, he'll usually look at the camera and give a quick wink and nod, mixed with that crap-eating grin.
The PR/interview coach was hired after Jerry made the "pick of the litter" and "Troy looks good in the shower" comments.
He's now ah em uh .... real ..... uh ammm ah ... polished.
Classic. :lmao:
ravidubey
03-22-2005, 08:52 AM
Let's just hope he's not going to draft guys because they are Libras. The snag on the Howard deal must be because he's a Scorpio.
KingTuna
03-22-2005, 06:44 PM
Did anyone see this tonight??
STREAK84
03-22-2005, 07:13 PM
Yeah, did anyone catch what was said on the show tonight?
Hostile
03-22-2005, 07:25 PM
Yeah, did anyone catch what was said on the show tonight?No, everyone was too busy doing impesonations it looks like. :D
I think it reruns at 10:00 I'll watch and post.
Owners meeting is a big boondoggle!
DWAREZ
03-22-2005, 08:04 PM
Your correct Nors be grateful for an update :) Um Well ahhh Updaette um ah :)
Your correct Nors be grateful for an update :) Um Well ahhh Updaette um ah :)
Uh hum, I'd like to well sorta um create value and report back um and ugh Let use well know, sorta what he ah um said.
I watched the majority of the show and didnt see him. Was fitting they went from a boating trip to find whales to an interview with Mike Holmgren though
Last nights show they said they would be talking to JJ on todays show?
Maybe Parcells got to him and told him to SHUT UP!
Fletch
03-22-2005, 09:11 PM
I watched the majority of the show and didnt see him. Was fitting they went from a boating trip to find whales to an interview with Mike Holmgren though
Well, there's your whale. Mike Holmgren. :p:
NFL Network
They are killing me with the "I am Spartacus" commercial! Stop playing it already!
BulletBob
03-22-2005, 09:29 PM
NFL Network
They are killing me with the "I am Spartacus" commercial! Stop playing it already!
It was frickin hilarious the first time though, no?
It was frickin hilarious the first time though, no?
I LOVE THE COMMERCIAL! I for weeks walk around my house declaring, "I am not Spartucus" MY 2 SONS ARE MORTIFIED. Love it, but they play it 6 times an hour.
Heck, I was singing Tomorrow Tomorrow and my 10 year old said - Dad, Why are you singing an Annie Song?
I have a NFL network problem!
jobberone
03-22-2005, 10:58 PM
Ill go ahead and summarize Jerry's appearance BEFORE he makes it.
uuuhhhh... umm... we are aahhh... looking forward.... umm... to a great... uhhh... ummm season for the... uhhh.... umm.... Dallas Cowboys. We uhhh... feel we have ummm.... made some ahhh.... good moves forward.... umm in free agency uhh.... and hope that uhhh... with these additions... ummm... uhhhh... we will have ahhhhh... a... good season here ahhh... with the uhhhh.... Dallas Cowboys. Uhhh... we feel good.... uum.. with our uhh.. 2 first round picks ummm.... and hope that uhhh.... we will... um... be able to ahhh.... use them to ummm... improve our uhhh.... team... uhh the um... Dallas Cowboys.
(this will take 30 minutes for Jerry to spit out)
LOL. But I'll Jerry this. He's immensely better than he was when he first came onboard.
jobberone
03-22-2005, 11:06 PM
lol
You guys have him down.
But you have to add something else.
He was taught way back in 1989-90 by a PR coach to always try to mention the Cowboy fans.
So, at some point, he'll usually say something like, "Our fans will enjoy watching Matt Jones line up all over the field for us after I reach and take him in the second round." j/k
And when he does this, he'll usually look at the camera and give a quick wink and nod, mixed with that crap-eating grin.
The PR/interview coach was hired after Jerry made the "pick of the litter" and "Troy looks good in the shower" comments.
He's now ah em uh .... real ..... uh ammm ah ... polished.
Nailed that one. Just started reading this thread and the shower remark was the first thing I thought of.
DWAREZ
03-23-2005, 12:02 AM
Last nights show they said they would be talking to JJ on todays show?
Maybe Parcells got to him and told him to SHUT UP!
Yep, I heard it too...they said JJ was gonna be on...freakin liars ;)
uh um well see ah they got um smack ...on the um ah er wrong side um arg eh of my ledger ...LOL
T.OwnsU
03-23-2005, 01:37 AM
Maybe he was to busy negotating with Mickey Loomis?
5mics
03-23-2005, 06:35 AM
Bring Darren Howard home to us Jerry..... :D
I LOVE THE COMMERCIAL! I for weeks walk around my house declaring, "I am not Spartucus" MY 2 SONS ARE MORTIFIED. Love it, but they play it 6 times an hour.
Heck, I was singing Tomorrow Tomorrow and my 10 year old said - Dad, Why are you singing an Annie Song?
I have a NFL network problem!
You and me both Nors. My 2 year old son will just start singing tomorrow randomly now. He ALWAYS sings it when the commercial comes on.
Little ticked that I stayed up late to watch the re-airing and all I saw was Adam S running into the ocean and making a fool of himself
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