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Ring Leader
11-15-2011, 12:10 PM
Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not. ;)

benson
11-15-2011, 12:36 PM
Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

realtick
11-15-2011, 12:37 PM
It couldn't happen to a better guy.

hipfake08
11-15-2011, 12:44 PM
...........GP REC YDS .AVG LNG TD FD.. FUM LST
Career 108 428 4,703 11.0 66 .33 249. 11... 4

Great career stats.....

UVAwahoos
11-15-2011, 12:45 PM
Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

You think so, zrinny?

dboy214
11-15-2011, 01:05 PM
i wish it were worse.

zrinkill
11-15-2011, 01:11 PM
You think so, zrinny?

:lmao:

DallasEast
11-15-2011, 01:13 PM
Is the Cooley Curse like the crabs?

There must be a lot of itchin' going around FedEx Field.

Cowboys&LakersFan
11-15-2011, 01:19 PM
Karma is a *****. Would never wish injury anyone, let's just say I wouldn't shed any tears if Cooley was never able to step on an NFL football field again.

cowboys2233
11-15-2011, 01:28 PM
Karma is a *****. Would never wish injury anyone, let's just say I wouldn't shed any tears if Cooley was never able to step on an NFL football field again.

There is just something really disturbing about this guy. The hot pants on the practice field, the pic of some guy supposedly looking at his junk at the urinal. He's got a real closet homosexual vibe about him.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :laugh2:

03EBZ06
11-15-2011, 01:29 PM
Ahhh, it wasn't too long ago when skins fans frothing over Cooley and stating Cooley was better than Witten, but you won't hear peep from then now. :laugh2:

jswalker1981
11-15-2011, 01:53 PM
Ahhh, it wasn't too long ago when skins fans frothing over Cooley and stating Cooley was better than Witten, but you won't hear peep from then now. :laugh2:

No remember, it's Fred Davis now.

REDVOLUTION
11-15-2011, 04:47 PM
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5




Two words: Visually Pleasing!

cowboys2233
11-15-2011, 04:50 PM
Two words: Visually Pleasing!

I only wish we had an open line to Cooley so we could rag on him endlessly, for the fact that this team is once again irrelevent, the Cowboys are very relevant (which is largely due to Romo's awesome play) and that Romo was able to play through a broken rib, while he was put on injured reserve because he has a boo boo on his finger.

JoeCorrado
11-15-2011, 04:50 PM
Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not. ;)

Anybody got an Eli Manning doll handy?

Cajuncowboy
11-15-2011, 04:53 PM
Cooley calls out Romo after week 4. Romo's wife sticks hot pants sporting Cooley doll with needle. Immediate unraveling begins.

Sequence of events:

* Skins record pre-curse: 3-1
* Curse implemented
* Cooley injures finger in the very next game, eventually placed on IR.
* Skins record post-curse: 0-5

Coincidence? .....I think not. ;)

Who did Romo marry? Marie Laveau?

kristie
11-15-2011, 05:28 PM
Romo probably drew up some secret plays with Mrs. Cooley to sabotage the team from within.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Venger
11-15-2011, 05:33 PM
Nothing new here - mouthy guy on bad team makes himself look bad. Film at 11!

5Stars
11-15-2011, 05:38 PM
Nothing new here - mouthy guy on bad team makes himself look bad. Film at 11!

Culo is a punk....!

IR for a broken finger? :confused:

I know he's a receiver (in more than one way)...but, a real man would at least try and help in the blocking assignments if he can't catch!

Witten plays with a friggen broken, wired shut jaw!