Proctology (MEN!!!)

[WoodysGirl]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there??"

[Hoov]

Funny, liked # 13 and #4 the best.

[BrAinPaiNt]

Funny, liked # 13 and #4 the best.


I like #6 and #13

[trickblue]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there??"



hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!! :D

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly

[The30YardSlant]

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

:lmao2:

[CowboyPrincess]

hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!! :D

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly


Humm.. it was posted in a different year and is archieved.. doesn't sound like a repost to me....

Besides... With a female posting it... It is much funnier this time around... has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

[trickblue]

has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

not a pretty picture cp...

[CowboyPrincess]

not a pretty picture cp...


No it's not... quite nightmarish if you ask me... I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want any of your butts in my face, however, you might want mine in yours... j/k

[Mike 1967]

has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

No Pun intended ?

[trickblue]

No Pun intended ?

You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

She can even make a sailor blush...

I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!

[WoodysGirl]

Humm.. it was posted in a different year and is archieved.. doesn't sound like a repost to me....

Besides... With a female posting it... It is much funnier this time around... has an air of "in your faces buttholes"...LMAO

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:p:

[The30YardSlant]

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:p:

I hate to tell you this, but with TB and BP posting in this thread, the amount of testosterone here is about equal to that of the Pope's BAC.... :D

[WoodysGirl]

hmmm... how do I put this to you Michelle... REPOST!!!! :D

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15538&highlight=boldly

Hey TB, I bet you do another repost before I do...HEHEHE.

I'll be watching you, tizzle:cool: :D

[trickblue]

Hey TB, I bet you do another repost before I do...HEHEHE.

I'll be watching you, tizzle:cool: :D

you are WAY ahead of me in that respect... just give me this ONE thing will ya?

[WoodysGirl]

you are WAY ahead of me in that respect... just give me this ONE thing will ya?

Uhmmm...(thinking)...:huh:



No... :nana: :shades:


:laugh2:

[trickblue]

Uhmmm...(thinking)...:huh:



No... :nana: :shades:


:laugh2:

I'll let ya rub my lucky belly... :D

[Mike 1967]

You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

She can even make a sailor blush...

I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!


On a side note. That picture in your Avatar is a good example of a perfect match.

That man and suspenders were made for each other.

[The30YardSlant]

TB, why dont you just change your name to Cowboys_Prince and get it over with :p:

[WoodysGirl]

I'll let ya rub my lucky belly... :D

EEEEWWWW!!!!!! :ralph:

What are you trying to do to me?!! Make me lose my lunch?!!:eek:

Side note: You sure that's a lucky belly and not a man pregnant with septuplets?...lol

[CowboyPrincess]

Thank you CP for having my back. We women have to stick together around here. All this testosterone can really stink up the joint...:p:


Michelle... We are sisters here.. I always watch the backs of my sisters.. And God help anyone that steps on them...

Right Chad???


Tammy

[CowboyPrincess]

You'll have to excuse princess, mike... she is bawdy like that...

She can even make a sailor blush...

I asked her once... "Princess... do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" She then cussed a blue streak aimed at me... and that was in church!

And they forgave me for it and the sister smacked YOU with the ruler for upsetting me

[CowboyPrincess]

TB, why dont you just change your name to Cowboys_Prince and get it over with :p:

How about just... HerLoyalSubject

[CowboyPrincess]

EEEEWWWW!!!!!! :ralph:

What are you trying to do to me?!! Make me lose my lunch?!!:eek:

Side note: You sure that's a lucky belly and not a man pregnant with septuplets?...lol


or a man that just won the bean eating contest..

[WoodysGirl]

or a man that just won the bean eating contest..
:lmao2:


Dude's gonna cause air pollution once he lets it all go...:laugh2:

[CowboyPrincess]

:lmao2:


Dude's gonna cause air pollution once he lets it all go...:laugh2:


I don't think the O-Zone can handle that much trauma... Especially from trickblue.. oh I mean that guy in the picture

[WoodysGirl]

I don't think the O-Zone can handle that much trauma... Especially from trickblue.. oh I mean that guy in the picture

I knew who you meant. Trick... uh I mean, the guy with the lucky belly... yeah that's it...;) will prolly need his own atmosphere...:D

[CowboyPrincess]

I knew who you meant. Trick... uh I mean, the guy with the lucky belly... yeah that's it...;) will prolly need his own atmosphere...:D

Trick.. umm I mean.. that guy could light up his own solar system with that gas... I've heard of lighting up the world with a smile, but this is just plain wrong!!!

[WoodysGirl]

He could light up his own solar system with that gas... I've heard of lighting up the world with a smile, but this is just plain wrong!!!

It's his version of spreading luv around the world. Unfortunately, with luv like that, I'd rather he had a little more hate in him.

[CowboyPrincess]

It's his version of spreading luv around the world. Unfortunately, with luv like that, I'd rather he had a little more hate in him.


I'll take a second helping of hate ... thank you


When Chad gets back from lunch and see's all this.. he's gonna flip out...LOL

[WoodysGirl]

I'll take a second helping of hate ... thank you


When Chad gets back from lunch and see's all this.. he's gonna flip out...LOL

lol, I know...hehehe

I can't wait...

[trickblue]

Sorry... I had a doctor's appointment with my proctologist...

Dr. D. Sanchez...

[CowboyPrincess]

Sorry... I had a doctor's appointment with my proctologist...

Dr. D. Sanchez...


LMAO

from the lack of response, I'd say that Michelle and I "own" you honey

[trickblue]

LMAO

from the lack of response, I'd say that Michelle and I "own" you honey

ummm... ok... :rolleyes:

[CowboyPrincess]

ummm... ok... :rolleyes:


ok, now put your "owned" avitar in place and keep it there for .. oh lets say... 2 weeks... 1 for me and 1 for Michelle..

Sound good to you Michelle?

[WoodysGirl]

ok, now put your "owned" avitar in place and keep it there for .. oh lets say... 2 weeks... 1 for me and 1 for Michelle..

Sound good to you Michelle?

Yeppers... Sounds good to me.

Let's make it happen, TB...:D

[CowboyPrincess]

Yeppers... Sounds good to me.

Let's make it happen, TB...:D

And we don't mean tomorrow, we mean NOW... Don't we?

[jacs]

trickblue -----------> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/dmxinsd/analprfobe.gif

[WoodysGirl]

And we don't mean tomorrow, we mean NOW... Don't we?

Well, we want it done right, so he's got til the end of business today, Texas-time...:D

[The30YardSlant]

Trickblue = http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/owned.jpg

[CowboyPrincess]

Well, we want it done right, so he's got til the end of business today, Texas-time...:D


You're right... end of business, Texas - time will do

[CowboyPrincess]

Trickblue = http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/owned.jpg


LMAO - gloves included...LOLOLOLOL

[trickblue]

ok, now put your "owned" avitar in place and keep it there for .. oh lets say... 2 weeks... 1 for me and 1 for Michelle..

Sound good to you Michelle?

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gif

blah blah blah blah...

[CowboyPrincess]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gif

blah blah blah blah...


OMG!!! That is too funny

It's hurting my broken ribs....LOLOLOL

[WoodysGirl]

Trickblue = http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/owned.jpg

LMAO

I believe that's #10 on the list...
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

[jterrell]

This would be alot funnier if I was still in my 20s.

I had to do this once and it made me sick to me stomache. I had to sit in my car in the parking lot for 30 minutes after the "exam". I was too shaky to drive home. The doc actually gave me some water afterward. Friggin colon cancer has to run in the family too:(

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gif

blah blah blah blah...


LOL that is good stuff.

You know you can now change her avatar at will don't you?

[trickblue]

LOL that is good stuff.

You know you can now change her avatar at will don't you?

I contemplated it... ;)

[CowboyPrincess]

This would be alot funnier if I was still in my 20s.

I had to do this once and it made me sick to me stomache. I had to sit in my car in the parking lot for 30 minutes after the "exam". I was too shaky to drive home. The doc actually gave me some water afterward. Friggin colon cancer has to run in the family too:(

I gave a Proctologist appointment to my husband for his 43rd birthday. Colon cancer ran in his family too. I should have gotten him an appointment with a cardiologist, cuz it was his heart that got him, not his colon.

And I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh when he came out from the exam walking funny and glaring at me.... still makes me laugh...LOL

[CowboyPrincess]

LOL that is good stuff.

You know you can now change her avatar at will don't you?


LEAVE ME ALONE BRAT!

[BrAinPaiNt]

LEAVE ME ALONE BRAT!



http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/brainpaint/ATB.gif
CBP can sing and Trick can do a little dance

:p:

[trickblue]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/brainpaint/ATB.gif
CBP can sing and Trick can do a little dance

:p:

That's funny stuff... :D

[BrAinPaiNt]

That's funny stuff... :D


It looks like she is looking at the belly, but the funniest part about the guy animation is his shoulders moving, like some sort of burlesque type music should be in the background.

[WoodysGirl]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/brainpaint/ATB.gif

CBP can sing and Trick can do a little dance




:p:

Sorry CP, I have to admit that's funny...:)

[jacs]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/brainpaint/ATB.gif
CBP can sing and Trick can do a little dance

:p:

if you can make her eyes it would be very freaky

[CowboyPrincess]

Sorry CP, I have to admit that's funny...:)


Turncoat...LOL

[trickblue]

if you can make her eyes it would be very freaky

working on that now... ;)

[CowboyPrincess]

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/5387/princessblah0ei.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/brainpaint/ATB.gif
CBP can sing and Trick can do a little dance

:p:


Funny thing is that Chad dances very similar to that....

[jacs]

working on that now... ;)

nice :D

[CowboyPrincess]

working on that now... ;)
:angryno:

[trickblue]

:angryno:

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3913/princessblah24er.gif

[CowboyPrincess]

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3913/princessblah24er.gif


I look like a dang Charlie McCarthy doll

[jacs]

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3913/princessblah24er.gif
:lmao2: :bravo:

[CowboyPrincess]

I'm removing you all from my Christmas card list...

that is except for Sir Juke and Michelle

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://img231.exs.cx/img231/3913/princessblah24er.gif


That is her yelling at you and I and frantically looking for Juke for help.

[jacs]

I'm removing you all from my Christmas card list...

that is except for Sir Juke and Michelle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/dmxinsd/_noogie_.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/dmxinsd/buddys.gif