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04-01-2005, 09:39 AM
Brady Agrees To Race Bledsoe
By Chris Goodhue Site Contributor
Date: Apr 1, 2005
Tom Brady, has had enough from his former mentor, Drew Bledsoe making comments to the press. Brady, after being told what Bledsoe said of his former backup, bristled at the insinuations Bledsoe had made regarding his footspeed. The normally calm Brady, amazingly broke from the party line in order to respond to Bledsoe's challenge to a footrace. You're not going to believe what Brady had to say. We've scoured the web to get the actual quotes just for you.
Brady Agrees to Race Bledsoe
By Chris Goodhue, Site Contributor
Wire services have reported Tom Brady’s answer to Drew Bledsoe’s race challenge: the two-time SuperBowl MVP wants to throw down. “I’ll hit him so hard that he’ll be begging for Mo Lewis,” Brady said in a Thursday interview. “He won’t have Dave Wohlabaugh’s skirt to hide behind this time around… in the words of my man Iron Mike, I will eat his children.” Bledsoe could not be reached for comment on the matter of his sons Stuart, John, and Henry being served as a delicacy at the Brady mansion.
Brady was visibly upset at Bledsoe’s claim that he would beat Brady in a footrace. “He wants to talk all this smack about me being slow-footed, well I’ll tell you something…Drew is so slow he thought the Wonderlic was something that would enhance his wife’s chest.” Brady supplanted Bledsoe as the Patriots’ starting QB in the 2001 season, and the two have maintained a hot and cold relationship since then.
Bledsoe’s new coach in Dallas, Bill Parcells was unable to take calls, as he was on another line with Jets owner Leon Hess, presumably in regards to Parcells leaving the Cowboys for Hess’ granddaughter’s U-12 soccer team.
There have also been unconfirmed reports that Bledsoe and Max Lane have challenged Brady and MO Lewis to a “Last Man Standing Stage Dive Death Match.” Regardless, we here at Patriotsinsider.com have prepared the weigh in, just in case these two warriors decide to rumble.
Tom Brady
Drew Bledsoe
Tom Brady Drew Bledsoe Advantage
Height
6’4" 6’5" Bledsoe
Weight 225 Lbs. 238 Lbs. Bledsoe
TV or Book Likeness The Brady Bunch Nancy Drew Brady
Romantically Linked To Tara Reid, Bridget Moynihan Maura Bledsoe Brady
Celebrity Lookalike Matt Damon Anthony Michael Hall Huge Adv. Brady
SuperBowl Rings 3 1 Brady
QB Comparison Joe Montana Dan Marino Brady
Unwinds At: The Playboy Mansion A remote ranch in Montana Huge Adv. Brady
Career Passer Rating 87.4 76.7 Brady
Alma Mater Michigan Washington St. Brady
Birthplace San Mateo, CA Ellensburg, WA Brady
Athletic Siblings Maureen Brady: All-American in Softball (Fresno St.) Adam Bledsoe: Career Backup QB (Colorado) Brady
PR Faux Pas Has yet to Run for Governor of Mass. Crowd surfing with Max Lane at an Everclear show Brady
Favorite Target(s) Deion Branch Ben Coates…and his 37 children Bledsoe…it’s tough to man up on all those kids
Also Played Baseball in College (Drafted by the Montreal Expos as a Catcher) Hoops in High School Brady
So there you have it… the distinct advantage in just about every category goes to Tom Brady. Whether this translates to a decisive victory on the track is anyone’s guess.
By Chris Goodhue Site Contributor
Date: Apr 1, 2005
Tom Brady, has had enough from his former mentor, Drew Bledsoe making comments to the press. Brady, after being told what Bledsoe said of his former backup, bristled at the insinuations Bledsoe had made regarding his footspeed. The normally calm Brady, amazingly broke from the party line in order to respond to Bledsoe's challenge to a footrace. You're not going to believe what Brady had to say. We've scoured the web to get the actual quotes just for you.
Brady Agrees to Race Bledsoe
By Chris Goodhue, Site Contributor
Wire services have reported Tom Brady’s answer to Drew Bledsoe’s race challenge: the two-time SuperBowl MVP wants to throw down. “I’ll hit him so hard that he’ll be begging for Mo Lewis,” Brady said in a Thursday interview. “He won’t have Dave Wohlabaugh’s skirt to hide behind this time around… in the words of my man Iron Mike, I will eat his children.” Bledsoe could not be reached for comment on the matter of his sons Stuart, John, and Henry being served as a delicacy at the Brady mansion.
Brady was visibly upset at Bledsoe’s claim that he would beat Brady in a footrace. “He wants to talk all this smack about me being slow-footed, well I’ll tell you something…Drew is so slow he thought the Wonderlic was something that would enhance his wife’s chest.” Brady supplanted Bledsoe as the Patriots’ starting QB in the 2001 season, and the two have maintained a hot and cold relationship since then.
Bledsoe’s new coach in Dallas, Bill Parcells was unable to take calls, as he was on another line with Jets owner Leon Hess, presumably in regards to Parcells leaving the Cowboys for Hess’ granddaughter’s U-12 soccer team.
There have also been unconfirmed reports that Bledsoe and Max Lane have challenged Brady and MO Lewis to a “Last Man Standing Stage Dive Death Match.” Regardless, we here at Patriotsinsider.com have prepared the weigh in, just in case these two warriors decide to rumble.
Tom Brady
Drew Bledsoe
Tom Brady Drew Bledsoe Advantage
Height
6’4" 6’5" Bledsoe
Weight 225 Lbs. 238 Lbs. Bledsoe
TV or Book Likeness The Brady Bunch Nancy Drew Brady
Romantically Linked To Tara Reid, Bridget Moynihan Maura Bledsoe Brady
Celebrity Lookalike Matt Damon Anthony Michael Hall Huge Adv. Brady
SuperBowl Rings 3 1 Brady
QB Comparison Joe Montana Dan Marino Brady
Unwinds At: The Playboy Mansion A remote ranch in Montana Huge Adv. Brady
Career Passer Rating 87.4 76.7 Brady
Alma Mater Michigan Washington St. Brady
Birthplace San Mateo, CA Ellensburg, WA Brady
Athletic Siblings Maureen Brady: All-American in Softball (Fresno St.) Adam Bledsoe: Career Backup QB (Colorado) Brady
PR Faux Pas Has yet to Run for Governor of Mass. Crowd surfing with Max Lane at an Everclear show Brady
Favorite Target(s) Deion Branch Ben Coates…and his 37 children Bledsoe…it’s tough to man up on all those kids
Also Played Baseball in College (Drafted by the Montreal Expos as a Catcher) Hoops in High School Brady
So there you have it… the distinct advantage in just about every category goes to Tom Brady. Whether this translates to a decisive victory on the track is anyone’s guess.