Free Newman Jersey to the first person to IM me

[mortboy]

I have a never before worn Newman Jersey size 52 (XL). It is the Thanksgiving style jersey. Just pay for shipping and it is yours. Please specify how you want it shipped and you can Paypal me the shipping costs.

I figure to get a few smarta@@ responses and actually looking forward to them.

[Wimbo]

I have a never before worn Newman Jersey size 52 (XL). It is the Thanksgiving style jersey. Just pay for shipping and it is yours. Please specify how you want it shipped and you can Paypal me the shipping costs.

I figure to get a few smarta@@ responses and actually looking forward to them.

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

[rkell87]

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovghbNyBW1r0ufido1_250.jpg

[mortboy]

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

Nice!

[cowboyblue31]

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

:laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1:

[Lodeus]

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovghbNyBW1r0ufido1_250.jpg (http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lovghbNyBW1r0ufido1_250.jpg)

:laugh2::laugh2:

[CATCH17]

Question: What does the front of a Newman jersey look like?

[IAMKING]

Question: What does the front of a Newman jersey look like?

http://torinelson.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burnt-toast.jpg

[mortboy]

http://torinelson.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burnt-toast.jpg

Usually you see that on the back.

Seriously, no one wants this jersey. Anyone out there with the last name Newman?

[Canadian BoyzFan]

I bet the OP's inbox is :crickets:

[pancakeman]

SO, it is size XL, I guess it still can't cover you?

:bravo:

[dallasfaniac]

It could be one he actually wore in a game and you might not get a PM, lol.

[ninja]

That jersey isn't even worth the cost of shipping.:lmao:

Why not just beg some desperate homeless person to take it off your hands or disguise yourself (so no one sees you with that pathetic jersey) and dump it off at the local Goodwill?:)

And, to think, the coaches thought highly enough to keep him on the team and Jerry wasted $8M on Newman.

[Reality]

I have a never before worn Newman Jersey

Are you sure it was never worn? I mean it could be a worn game day jersey and still look new :D

#reality

[ufcrules1]

Are you sure it was never worn? I mean it could be a worn game day jersey and still look new :D

#reality

oh man... that was freaking funny!

[ufcrules1]

How much would it cost for you to burn it?

[dwdj75]

The easiest way to tell if it's a gameday jersey is to look for cleat marks on the shoulders.

[Idgit]

I'll play.

"A newman jersey is cool and all, but what I really want is a Newman cape, like the one Brandon Marshall has."

[mortboy]

How much would it cost for you to burn it?

lol I like that one.

We actually have some takers. Thanks for playing guys.

[mortboy]

The easiest way to tell if it's a gameday jersey is to look for cleat marks on the shoulders.

No cleat marks or windburn marks from guys running by him. It seems to be a non-gameday jersey.

[dez_for_prez]

I'll play.

"A newman jersey is cool and all, but what I really want is a Newman cape, like the one Brandon Marshall has."


Winner!:lmao:

[popp1234]

Well, I guess Newman never did anything positive for the Cowboys, from reading these comments. I was never a big Newman fan, but I don't feel he deserves to be the butt of jokes like this. It's a free country, though. :)

[Idgit]

Well, I guess Newman never did anything positive for the Cowboys, from reading these comments. I was never a big Newman fan, but I don't feel he deserves to be the butt of jokes like this. It's a free country, though. :)

For the record, I really appreciated TNew. If the jokes are good-natured, I don't have a problem with them. It's the same thing I'd say to my own teammate if I were goofing on him.

[popp1234]

For the record, I really appreciated TNew. If the jokes are good-natured, I don't have a problem with them. It's the same thing I'd say to my own teammate if I were goofing on him.

I know you did. I guess it just comes down to intent vs impact.

[Apollo Creed]

Lol. Thread is full of win.

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

I'll play.

"A newman jersey is cool and all, but what I really want is a Newman cape, like the one Brandon Marshall has."

I just fell of my couch. :laugh2:

[mortboy]

For the record, I really appreciated TNew. If the jokes are good-natured, I don't have a problem with them. It's the same thing I'd say to my own teammate if I were goofing on him.

Like you I wouldn't say anything that wasn't good natured or say about myself or my teammates. I got burned plenty of times, part of the game.

[CATCH17]

lol I like that one.

We actually have some takers. Thanks for playing guys.

I didn't know Terence Newman was a zoner.

[Tricericon]

I bet the OP's inbox is :crickets:

It can't be that difficult to cook up a sticker that says WATERS on it, can it?

[Wimbo]

I didn't know Terence Newman was a zoner.

He's not. His mom is.