CDC denies existence of Zombies (Never trust the Government)

[ConcordCowboy]

CDC denies existence of zombies, despite recent bizarre acts of cannibalism


Although the week has been filled with disturbing, horrific acts of violence that include cannibalism and murder, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced that the Internet rumors suggesting a “Zombie Apocalypse” is underway is untrue...

http://www.examiner.com/article/cdc-denies-existence-of-zombies-despite-recent-bizarre-acts-of-cannibalism

[jnday]

That is good to know.

[Yeagermeister]

Dr. Jenner disagrees

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/jenner.jpg

[Cajuncowboy]

Oh good. I was worried for a minute there.

:D

[Yeagermeister]

Oh good. I was worried for a minute there.

:D

Don't do any bath salt and you should be fine

[Doomsday101]

Sure the CDC said that why wouldn't they since it is their experiments that have gone horrifically wrong that has produced these Zombies. :laugh2:

[Cajuncowboy]

Don't do any bath salt and you should be fine

That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard of, using bath salts to get high.

[BrAinPaiNt]

That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard of, using bath salts to get high.

I think that is just a street name for the drug. Had me confused at first as well.

[Doomsday101]

I think that is just a street name for the drug. Had me confused at first as well.

Maybe that explains why after doing some Epson salt I had nothing but a headache. Had no desire to eat flesh of any kind. :laugh2:

[rocboy22]

Maybe that explains why after doing some Epson salt I had nothing but a headache. Had no desire to eat flesh of any kind. :laugh2:
it just made me throw up!!

:lmao2:

[ConcordCowboy]

Sure the CDC said that why wouldn't they since it is their experiments that have gone horrifically wrong that has produced these Zombies. :laugh2:

Exactly

http://buzzbo.com/atl/files/2011/05/cdc_explosion.jpg

[BrAinPaiNt]

Maybe that explains why after doing some Epson salt I had nothing but a headache. Had no desire to eat flesh of any kind. :laugh2:

It can give you the runs.

[The30YardSlant]

That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard of, using bath salts to get high.

"Bath salts" is just a street name for various combinations of the stimulants mephedrone and methylone, among other things.

I like to think there are people out there snorting epsom salt and wondering what the hell they are doing wrong. :laugh2:

[rocboy22]

"Bath salts" is just a street name for various combinations of the stimulants mephedrone and methylone, among other things.

I like to think there are people out there snorting epsom salt and wondering what the hell they are doing wrong. :laugh2:
yea, duh. Everyone knows you can't snort that stuff, you need to shoot up!!
:laugh2:

[Yeagermeister]

Maybe that explains why after doing some Epson salt I had nothing but a headache. Had no desire to eat flesh of any kind. :laugh2:

This thread should help you with some non meat ideas :laugh1:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237174

[Yeagermeister]

yea, duh. Everyone knows you can't snort that stuff, you need to shoot up!!
:laugh2:

He sprinkled it on his food :laugh1:

[Doomsday101]

It can give you the runs.

I don't know, did not feel like any exercising, to busy sitting on the can. :laugh2:

[Doomsday101]

This thread should help you with some non meat ideas :laugh1:

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237174

I did feel like Mexican food but just could not catch the guy. :laugh2:

[zrinkill]

I did feel like Mexican food but just could not catch the guy. :laugh2:

Was that you chasing me?

[Doomsday101]

Was that you chasing me?

I don't know was that you hollering wha cha problem man. Leave me a lone. :laugh2:

[Cajuncowboy]

"Bath salts" is just a street name for various combinations of the stimulants mephedrone and methylone, among other things.

I like to think there are people out there snorting epsom salt and wondering what the hell they are doing wrong. :laugh2:

:laugh1:

Well that explains it then.

I was thinking wth are people doing snorting Epsom salts.

[The30YardSlant]

:laugh1:

Well that explains it then.

I was thinking wth are people doing snorting Epsom salts.

It will give you the runs and send your BP through the roof, though. Rest assured they will suffer for their stupidity. :laugh2:

[DallasEast]

Dr. Jenner disagrees

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/jenner.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/jenner.jpg)
:post:

[DallasEast]

Exactly

http://buzzbo.com/atl/files/2011/05/cdc_explosion.jpg (http://buzzbo.com/atl/files/2011/05/cdc_explosion.jpg)
kaboom! :laugh1:

Nice scene selection from the show. :thumbup: