"Tell a Lie About the Person Above You" Game

[JonJon]

Simple game:Tell a lie about the person above you. It can be as short or as long as you want, just stay within the guidelines.

;) :D

[wittenacious]

Simple game:Tell a lie about the person above you. It can be as short or as long as you want, just stay within the guidelines.

;) :D
I like the way you come up with offseason games like this one. ;)

[Dawgs0916]

I like the way I see you in almost every thread I read :D

[SilverStarCowboy]

I like the way I see you in almost every thread I read :D


I like the way you toss mah salit.

[JonJon]

Lol I meant for this to be in the Off Topic Forums.

[Idgit]

SilverStarCowboy doesn't like the way Dawgs0916 tosses his salad.

[superpunk]

He's totally straight.

[Hostile]

He was the humping stormtrooper.

[Yeagermeister]

He was the humping stormtrooper.

Can throw down more PBRs than Sarge

[silverbear]

Can throw down more PBRs than Sarge

Is a closet fan of the UTEP Miners...

[Yeagermeister]

Is a closet fan of the UTEP Miners...

Loves snowmen on his golf card

[dez_for_prez]

Is best friends with CCF. (for silverbear)

[JonJon]

dez for prez has a crush on Justin Bieber.

[vta]

jonJon has a crush on Superpunk.

[Gemini Dolly]

^ on bath salts.

[SilverStarCowboy]

jonJon has a crush on Superpunk.


vta is less homophobic than this thread

[vta]

vta is less homophobic than this thread

SSC told a funny joke. :eek:

[GloryDaysRBack]

SSC told a funny joke. :eek:

Vta is dumb

[SilverStarCowboy]

^ on bath salts.


^^
Zombie Apocalype

[CowboyMike]

^^
Zombie Apocalype

He's not the droids you're looking for.

[Dodger]

Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

[kristie]

he discovered gold

[CowboyMike]

he discovered gold

^The real creator of Napster.

[JonJon]

CowboyMike once got arrested for impersonating a Chip n Dales stripper in a church.

[Hostile]

CowboyMike once got arrested for impersonating a Chip n Dales stripper in a church.He hates America.

[Yeagermeister]

He hates America.

Is a closet Sun Devil fan

[wittenacious]

Is a closet Sun Devil fan
Yeag is far too serious, in general... won't even attempt to lighten up. :)

[TheCount]

Yeag is far too serious, in general... won't even attempt to lighten up. :)

Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Hostile]

Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
He can't count to ten.

[ScipioCowboy]

He can't count to ten.

Hates talking about himself.

[CowboyMcCoy]

Hates talking about himself.

I think you're a dumb guy with no sense.

[vta]

I think you're a dumb guy with no sense.

Has a stellar driving record. :D

[Cajuncowboy]

Thinks the Mayo clinic is where mayonnaise was invented.

[SilverStarCowboy]

Thinks the Mayo clinic is where mayonnaise was invented.


Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou.

[wittenacious]

Has a stellar driving record. :D
:laugh2:

Sorry to break the "tell a lie" chain, but that WAS actually hilarious. (Not doggin' on ya, CM)

Whoever follows, lie on SilverStarCowboy. He's the last in line, legitimately.

Or not. :)

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Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou.

[CowboyMcCoy]

Has a stellar driving record. :D

:laugh2:

[CowboyMike]

:laugh2:

^ President of the Jason Garrett Fan Club.

[Dawgs0916]

Wears "Sex Panther" as his cologne of choice.

[Hostile]

Wears "Sex Panther" as his cologne of choice.
A huge fan of the Texas Longhorns and burnt orange.

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

A huge fan of the Texas Longhorns and burnt orange.

Loves kickers. :laugh2:

[Hostile]

Loves kickers. :laugh2:Celtics #1 fan.

[wittenacious]

Celtics #1 fan.

Wouldn't know the first thing about the history of the Dallas Cowboys if he read it in a book. ;)

[5Stars]

Wouldn't know the first thing about the history of the Dallas Cowboys if he read it in a book. ;)

He likes trannys...

[TheCount]

He likes trannys...

IS a tranny. :laugh2:

[wittenacious]

IS a tranny. :laugh2:
TheCount is from Trannysylvania, so would know. :lmao:

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

TheCount is from Trannysylvania, so would know. :lmao:

This guy hates Jason Witten. Wants him traded.

[wittenacious]

This guy hates Jason Witten. Wants him traded.
Hey, now. Time out! Them there's fightin' words, game or not. Taken too far, man. Why I oughta... :laugh2:

[kristie]

^^the mad genius behind the iPad

[Yeagermeister]

^^the mad genius behind the iPad

Hates youtube :laugh1:

[ethiostar]

Hates youtube :laugh1:

After work, he likes to cross-dress in a bright red dress and matching stilettos.

Wait......I was supposed to tell a lie?

[kristie]

After work, he likes to cross-dress in a bright red dress and matching stilettos.

Wait......I was supposed to tell a lie?

^ likes reality TV:laugh2:

[Yeagermeister]

After work, he likes to cross-dress in a bright red dress and matching stilettos.

Wait......I was supposed to tell a lie?

Yeah but I look good :laugh2:

[vta]

Yeah but I look good :laugh2:

Is a raging alcoholic.

[Yeagermeister]

Is a raging alcoholic.

Leads a straight edge life style

[big dog cowboy]

Leads a straight edge life style
Favorite saying:

"ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!!"

[TheKey]

Used his mod powers to become a 'supporter.' Never ever actually donated.

[kristie]

Used his mod powers to become a 'supporter.' Never ever actually donated.

^ has secret superpowers

[ScipioCowboy]

^ has secret superpowers

Is indifferent about Romo.

[Hostile]

Is indifferent about Romo.Never graduated 6th grade but can cipher.

[Yeagermeister]

Never graduated 6th grade but can cipher.

Has to take off his shoes to cipher

[CowboyMike]

Has to take off his shoes to cipher

Loves raw fish and a bloody steak.

In fact, his steak is so rare, when it's put in front of him, it says, "Hello, I'm your steak for the evening."

[ScipioCowboy]

Loves raw fish and a bloody steak.

In fact, his steak is so rare, when it's put in front of him, it says, "Hello, I'm your steak for the evening."

Lacks self-confidence.

[silverbear]

Lacks self-confidence.

Was acquited on charges of gnostical turpitude...

[kristie]

Was acquited on charges of gnostical turpitude...

hates football. :laugh1:

[CowboyMike]

hates football. :laugh1:

Ignores celeb gossip.

[TheDallasDon]

Ignores celeb gossip.

Got rid of the little orphan annie secret decoder pin

[Sarge]

Got rid of the little orphan annie secret decoder pin

Can throw down more PBRs than Sarge

[TheDallasDon]

Can throw down more PBRs than Sarge

Drinks good beer

[Hostile]

Drinks good beerMade his way through college playing piano in a cat house.

[TheCount]

Made his way through college playing piano in a cat house.

Has the worlds most extensive collection of Beanie Babies and Furbies.

[Hostile]

Has the worlds most extensive collection of Beanie Babies and Furbies.Loves the smell of stinky feet and body odor.

[big dog cowboy]

Loves the smell of stinky feet and body odor.

Won't be missed as Admin.

[CrazyCowboy]

Won't be missed as Admin.

Applied to be Jerry Jones secretary :)

[wittenacious]

Applied to be Jerry Jones secretary :)
Never met Jerry Jones.

Had his friend photoshop Jerry in place of a City Park Supervisor who came over and asked him to step away from the kids. He was scaring them. :p:

[Hostile]

Never met Jerry Jones.

Had his friend photoshop Jerry in place of a City Park Supervisor who came over and asked him to step away from the kids. He was scaring them. :p:^^^Hates tacos.

[Yeagermeister]

^^^Hates tacos.

Replaced Steve Hoffman as kicking coach

[Faerluna]

Replaced Steve Hoffman as kicking coach

Spends every weekend being as active as possible.

[TheKey]

Replaced Steve Hoffman as kicking coach

Is actually Ryan Seacrest

[Hostile]

Is actually Ryan SeacrestHas serious hots for Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Snookie. If they fought over him, he hopes Snookie wins.

[wittenacious]

Has serious hots for Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Snookie. If they fought over him, he hopes Snookie wins.
Loves endlessly debating semantics... prefers it, actually.

[ethiostar]

Has serious hots for Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Snookie. If they fought over him, he hopes Snookie wins.

Has posters of Pele, Maradona, Messi, and Ronaldo on his living room wall.

[big dog cowboy]

Has posters of Pele, Maradona, Messi, and Ronaldo on his living room wall.

Has ugly kids.

[5Stars]

Has ugly kids.

Lifts his leg to pee.

[WoodysGirl]

Lifts his leg to pee.
Thinks all Cowboy fans are smart...

[vta]

Thinks all Cowboy fans are smart...

Thinks Darren Woodson is downright ugly.

[CowboyMike]

Thinks Darren Woodson is downright ugly.

Has a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on his butt.

[5Stars]

Has a tattoo of the Mona Lisa on his butt.

Smuggles drugs and Mexicans out of Juarez.

[CowboyMike]

Smuggles drugs and Mexicans out of Juarez.

^I once smuggled him out of Juarez.

[wittenacious]

^I once smuggled him out of Juarez.
^ Once ran a Marathon backward to see what second place looks like.

[ScipioCowboy]

^ Once ran a Marathon backward to see what second place looks like.

Goes by the name Bennettacious.

[5Stars]

Collects Scorpius(mean)to feed to Chuck Norris.

[vta]

Collects Scorpius(mean)to feed to Chuck Norris.

Harbors a secret dream of a Quincy Cater come back.

[SilverStarCowboy]

Harbors a secret dream of a Quincy Cater come back.



Likes to see homeboys nakid.

[kristie]

Likes to see homeboys nakid.

hates to see homeboys nakid. :laugh2:

[5Stars]

hates to see homeboys nakid. :laugh2:

she wants some 5 stars and will get it

[TheCount]

she wants some 5 stars and will get it

Always knows the right thing to say to a lady. :D

[vta]

Always knows the right thing to say to a lady. :D

Drives a Smart car

[Yeagermeister]

Drives a Smart car

Drives a dumb car

[big dog cowboy]

Drives a dumb car

Still believes John Calipari is the best college hoops coach ever bar none.

[Yeagermeister]

Still believes John Calipari is the best college hoops coach ever bar none.

Believes Chalmers was fouled by Rose so the three pointer shouldn't have counted.

[ethiostar]

Believes Chalmers was fouled by Rose so the three pointer shouldn't have counted.

Believes Elvis Presley was the lone gunman.

[Sam I Am]

Believes Elvis Presley was the lone gunman.

Actually does read books. :muttley:

[vta]

Actually does read books. :muttley:

Has Steve Jobs shrine in his home.

[Sam I Am]

Has Steve Jobs shrine in his home.

http://sedition.com/img/f/p/for-me-to-poop-on.jpg

[phillycard]

Has Steve Jobs shrine in his home.

Gets sloppy drunk off of 1 and a half wine coolers.

[wittenacious]

http://sedition.com/img/f/p/for-me-to-poop-on.jpg (http://sedition.com/img/f/p/for-me-to-poop-on.jpg)
The man behind the puppet who really is Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. ;)

[wittenacious]

Gets sloppy drunk off of 1 and a half wine coolers.
Laces the wine coolers he serves. :D

[Sam I Am]

Laces the wine coolers he serves. :D

Is an under cover Redskin fan, spying on CBZ.

[wittenacious]

Is an under cover Redskin fan, spying on CBZ.
:laugh2:... Damn! Found me out.

SIA would post more internet content, if he could only figure out how to surf the web. :)

[ethiostar]

Is an under cover Redskin fan, spying on CBZ.

He likes green eggs and ham.
He likes them in a house.
He likes them with a mouse.
He will eat them in a box.
He will eat them with a fox.
He likes them here or there.
He likes them anywhere.
He likes green eggs and ham.
He really likes them that Sam I Am.

[5Stars]

Finely learning how to read.

[TheCount]

Finely learning how to read.

Has no sense of humor.

[kristie]

Has no sense of humor.

can't tell a dirty joke.

[Sam I Am]

can't tell a dirty joke.

Caught a fart and painted it green.

[WoodysGirl]

Caught a fart and painted it green.
meek, mild-mannered individual who would never knowingly insult someone

[ethiostar]

meek, mild-mannered individual who would never knowingly insult someone

Has secretly lusted after bb for years.

[SilverStarCowboy]

Has secretly lusted after bb for years.


shallowly involved in deep throat

[vta]

shallowly involved in deep throat

Is the father of balloon boy.

[Yeagermeister]

Is the father of balloon boy.

Is balloon boy

[kristie]

Is balloon boy

lives in a plastic bubble

[cowboy_ron]

lives in a plastic bubble
Experienced "video gal"....oh it was supposed to be a lie..my bad:D

[Sam I Am]

Experienced "video gal"....oh it was supposed to be a lie..my bad:D

Plays Poker.

[wittenacious]

:eek: :D
Following Sam's lead... Wouldn't know his ace from a hole in the ground. ;)

[cowboy_ron]

Following Sam's lead... Wouldn't know his ace from a hole in the ground. ;)
:lmao: Awesome

[wittenacious]

:lmao: Awesome
So you're saying I'm NOT Awesome. Or the wisecrack was, or... :laugh2:

You're back and you're gettin' attacked. Ah, it's always good to have been missed.

[big dog cowboy]

Following Sam's lead... Wouldn't know his ace from a hole in the ground. ;)

Hates Jason Witten.

[cowboy_ron]

So you're saying I'm NOT Awesome. Or the wisecrack was, or... :laugh2:

You're back and you're gettin' attacked. Ah, it's always good to have been missed.
:D I'm well rested now....ready for TC

[hipfake08]

:D I'm well rested now....ready for TC

Bluffs with 2 - 7 off.:eek:

[5Stars]

Bluffs with 2 - 7 off.:eek:

Ordered a blow up doll from Penthouse Magazine.

[Sam I Am]

Ordered a blow up doll from Penthouse Magazine.

Didn't steal that *used* blow up doll that hipfake08 ordered. :D

[5Stars]

Didn't steal that *used* blow up doll that hipfake08 ordered. :D

Was kicked out of New York for smelling woman's bicycle seats.

[Dawgs0916]

Does one weird thing. He goes number two in the women's bathroom. Has been caught and paid dearly.

[cowboy_ron]

Bluffs with 2 - 7 off.:eek:
Sometimes..:D

Not sure why this post keeps getting deleted..this is the third time I've posted it
He is referring to 2-7 off suit is considered the worst starting hand in poker...I fail to see what is so bad about it.

[kristie]

Sometimes..:D

Not sure why this post keeps getting deleted..this is the third time I've posted it
He is referring to 2-7 off suit is considered the worst starting hand in poker...I fail to see what is so bad about it.

has never been to las vegas.:laugh2:

[Kristen82]

Admires Romo's buns on a purely intellectual level.

[silverbear]

Sometimes..:D

Not sure why this post keeps getting deleted..this is the third time I've posted it
He is referring to 2-7 off suit is considered the worst starting hand in poker...I fail to see what is so bad about it.

Kenny Rogers said it best-- every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser...

[Yeagermeister]

Kenny Rogers said it best-- every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser...

You got to know
When to fold 'em
Know when to hold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

I can remember that but can't remember my own phone number some times :laugh2:

[big dog cowboy]

You got to know
When to fold 'em
Know when to hold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

I can remember that but can't remember my own phone number some times :laugh2:

Is also known for being "the sharpest tool in the shed."

[Yeagermeister]

Is also known for being "the sharpest tool in the shed."

You are supposed to tell lies :D

[hipfake08]

You are supposed to tell lies :D

Some people on the forum always tell the truth.

[vta]

Some people on the forum always tell the truth.

Owns Barry Manilows entire collection on LP.

[wittenacious]

Owns Barry Manilows entire collection on LP.
Worries somebody will discover his cherished collection of Tiny Tim's hair strands. :p:
N_PLWqnfFgU

[Yeagermeister]

Worries somebody will discover his cherished collection Tiny Tim's hair strands.
N_PLWqnfFgU

Is Tiny Tims daughter

[wittenacious]

Is Tiny Tims daughter
Step daughter. Get it right. :laugh2:

Yeag has a thing for Tiny Tim's step daughter.

[Yeagermeister]

Step daughter. Get it right. :laugh2:

Yeag has a thing for Tiny Tim's step daughter.

Hey.....how yous doin'? ;)

[wittenacious]

Hey.....how yous doin'? ;)
Hey! Don't make me get a restraining order, ya perv. The PMs are bad enough as it is. :D

[Yeagermeister]

Don't make me get a restraining order, ya perv. The PMs are bad enough. :D

What pm's? :o:

[wittenacious]

What pm's? :o:
It's my accusation, let me frame it. What's truth got to do, I say, got to do with it? :)

[Yeagermeister]

It's my accusation, let me frame it. What's truth got to do, I say, got to do with it? :)

^ jumps to conclusions

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/Yeagermeister/jump-to-conclusions-mat.jpg

[wittenacious]

^ jumps to conclusions
^ Purposely deflecting blame by tryin' to make poor l'il ol' put-upon me the butt of his new 'siggy' joke.

Sinister bastid! :laugh2:

[vta]

^ Purposely deflecting blame by tryin' to make poor l'il ol' put-upon me the butt of his new 'siggy' joke.

Sinister bastid! :laugh2:

Looks good in his Batman outfit

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TUgvMGpqOwI/AAAAAAAACl8/70RJn8FJVL4/s1600/fat-batman.jpg

[wittenacious]

Looks good in his Batman outfit

[/URL][URL="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TUgvMGpqOwI/AAAAAAAACl8/70RJn8FJVL4/s1600/fat-batman.jpg"]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TUgvMGpqOwI/AAAAAAAACl8/70RJn8FJVL4/s1600/fat-batman.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TUgvMGpqOwI/AAAAAAAACl8/70RJn8FJVL4/s1600/fat-batman.jpg)
By comparison to my buddy in his Robin costume... well yeah! :D



VTA takes it as a sincere compliment whenever a guy walks up to him and says, "My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?" ;)

[cowboy_ron]

:lmao:

[vta]

VTA takes it as a sincere compliment whenever a guy walks up to him and says, "My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?" ;)

:lmao:

Hasn't tried that line while wearing his batman costume.

[wittenacious]

:lmao:

Hasn't tried that line while wearing his batman costume.
:laugh2:... got me.



Wants my Batman outfit, but only because he wants to "dominate" Penguins.

[Rynie]

He won't do **** if you take his cart. :D

[wittenacious]

He won't do **** if you take his cart. :D
LOL! You know me, I'm a pacifist. http://www.happyhippie.com/vb/images/smilies/hippie.gif (http://www.happyhippie.com/vb/images/smilies/hippie.gif)



Rynie would dearly love to live in DeSoto. Plans on moving there as soon as Dez's mom's home comes available. ;)

[ethiostar]

LOL! You know me, I'm a pacifist. [/URL][URL="http://www.happyhippie.com/vb/images/smilies/hippie.gif"]http://www.happyhippie.com/vb/images/smilies/hippie.gif (http://www.happyhippie.com/vb/images/smilies/hippie.gif)



Rynie would dearly love to live in DeSoto. Plans on moving there as soon as Dez's mom's home comes available. ;)

Looks forward to helping Rynie move to Desoto. He has already put a claim on a cart.

[wittenacious]

Looks forward to helping Rynie move to Desoto. He has already put a claim on a cart.
Why ya do me this way, ethio? Alright... because you helped make such beautiful kids, I'll get over it. :D



Ethiostar hates Blu-ray disc technology. Never liked it. He invested his family's life savings in Betamax stock. Convinced VHS will make a comeback, he's let it ride and still holds out hope it will rebound.

Diehard believer, that one. ;)

[TheCount]

Why ya do me this way, ethio? Alright... because you helped make such beautiful kids, I'll get over it. :D



Ethiostar hates Blu-ray disc technology. Never liked it. He invested his family's life savings in Betamax stock. Convinced VHS will make a comeback, he's let it ride and still holds out hope it will rebound.

Diehard believer, that one. ;)

Once spent an arduous 2 weeks scaling what he THOUGHT was Mt. Everest, but was in fact just a field of freshly plowed snow in Anchorage.

[vta]

Once spent an arduous 2 weeks scaling what he THOUGHT was Mt. Everest, but was in fact just a field of freshly plowed snow in Anchorage.

Cut his hair and doesn't wear this outfit anymore.

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/draw-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls-4.jpg

[kristie]

Cut his hair and doesn't wear this outfit anymore.

http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/draw-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls-4.jpg

is wearing that outfit right now!:lmao2:

[silverbear]

You got to know
When to fold 'em
Know when to hold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

I can remember that but can't remember my own phone number some times :laugh2:

LOL... I can play any song that's a D-G-A7-D chord progression... that's right in my wheelhouse...

Which may explain why my repertoire was always heavy on Jimmy Buffett...

[silverbear]

Looks good in his Batman outfit

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ucc3YgdjUvA/TUgvMGpqOwI/AAAAAAAACl8/70RJn8FJVL4/s1600/fat-batman.jpg

My eyes!!!

[silverbear]

is wearing that outfit right now!:lmao2:

Is afflicted with a severe lack of self-confidence...

[big dog cowboy]

Is afflicted with a severe lack of self-confidence...
Uses the "Multi-Quote" feature liberally.

[kristie]

Uses the "Multi-Quote" feature liberally.

candy addict

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

candy addict

Is a Tony Romo hater.

[Kristen82]

candy addict

Doesn't want to make babies with Romo.

[Cowboys&LakersFan]

Doesn't want to make babies with Romo.

Has an ugly chick in their avatar.

[wittenacious]

Doesn't want to make babies with Romo.
Is entirely too stuck up. Refuses to joke around even when some posts open themselves up to humorous attack. ;)

There, I exposed my jugular. Come on back. :)



Edit: Oh, sweet attack of the ugly mob. Double whammy! Two liars tellin' stories on ya, Kristen.

We must be dealt with harshly. LOL.

[CowboyMike]

Is entirely too stuck up. Refuses to joke around even when some posts open themselves up to humorous attack. ;)

There, I exposed my jugular. Come on back. :)



Edit: Oh, sweet attack of the ugly mob. Double whammy! Two liars tellin' stories on ya, Kristen.

We must be dealt with harshly. LOL.

Once thought Martellus Bennett was the future of the tight end position for the Cowboys.

[cowboy_ron]

Is entirely too stuck up. Refuses to joke around even when some posts open themselves up to humorous attack. ;)

There, I exposed my jugular. Come on back. :)



Edit: Oh, sweet attack of the ugly mob. Double whammy! Two liars tellin' stories on ya, Kristen.

We must be dealt with harshly. LOL.
^^^^..regularly DVR's RuPauls Drag Race:lmao2:

[kristie]

^^^^..regularly DVR's RuPauls Drag Race:lmao2:

regularly DVR's anything from VH1.:laugh1:

[Sam I Am]

regularly DVR's anything from VH1.:laugh1:

Regulary DVR's TV static looking for ghosts and demons. :p:

[Yeagermeister]

Regulary DVR's TV static looking for ghosts and demons. :p:

Was once sucked in to the static but spit back out

[Sam I Am]

Was once sucked in to the static but spit back out

Prefers to enter through the exit.

[M'Kevon]

Was once sucked in to the static but spit back out

Once sadly sat before the static hoping to be sucked in and spat out on a Saturday night.

[M'Kevon]

Prefers to enter through the exit.

Moonwalks through the exit to confuse people.

[Yeagermeister]

Moonwalks through the exit to confuse people.

Likes it when people mistake him for Don King

[Hostile]

^^^Wants bell bottom corduroy pants and poofy shirts with big collars to come back in style so he can bust out his disco moves for the babes.

[cowboy_ron]

Prefers to enter through the exit.
prefers to enter through the "backdoor":laugh1:

[Sam I Am]

prefers to enter through the "backdoor":laugh1:

Could drive a bus through his backdoor sideways.

[cowboy_ron]

Could drive a bus through his backdoor sideways.
:lmao: ouch

[Yeagermeister]

:lmao: ouch

Prefers gin cause scotch is for wimps

[big dog cowboy]

Prefers gin cause scotch is for wimps

Still wishes he was related to The Big Dog.

[5Stars]

A bigdog Cowboy fan who was lost
Came looking around for the boss.
his boss was hairy
And his name is jerry
Now all Cowboy fans are lost!

[Sarge]

A bigdog Cowboy fan who was lost
Came looking around for the boss.
his boss was hairy
And his name is jerry
Now all Cowboy fans are lost!

You're an outstanding poet!

[vta]

You're an outstanding poet!

Has great taste in beer.. :muttley:

[Yeagermeister]

A bigdog Cowboy fan who was lost
Came looking around for the boss.
his boss was hairy
And his name is jerry
Now all Cowboy fans are lost!

There was once a man from Nantucket...

[kristie]

There was once a man from Nantucket...

has no idea what beer is. :laugh1:

[JustDezIt]

has no idea what beer is. :laugh1:

once dated fred willard

[silverbear]

There was once a man from Nantucket...

There really was...

[silverbear]

once dated fred willard

Is currently dating Fred Willard...

[johnny utah]

Is currently dating Fred Willard...

He is just awful at our yahoo Cowboyszone pickem every year.

[kristie]

He is just awful at our yahoo Cowboyszone pickem every year.

is dating one of the real housewives of beverly hills. :laugh1:

[CowboyMike]

is dating one of the real housewives of beverly hills. :laugh1:

IS one of the real housewives of beverly hills! Ha!

[big dog cowboy]

IS one of the real housewives of beverly hills! Ha!
Hates beer.

[silverbear]

Hates beer.

Is really a chihuahua...

[wittenacious]

Is really a chihuahua...
Likes it when chihuahuas mount and get busy on his shins. Says any physical attention is good attention at his age.

[big dog cowboy]

Likes it when chihuahuas mount and get busy on his shins. Says any physical attention is good attention at his age.

Listens to "I'm Too Sexy" while admiring himself in a mirror while he wears his Batman's outfit.

[JustDezIt]

Listens to "I'm Too Sexy" while admiring himself in a mirror while he wears his Batman's outfit.

hates the dallas cowboys and tony romo

[5Stars]

hates the dallas cowboys and tony romo

Slapped Dez's mom for Dez. With his ball cap!

[JustDezIt]

Slapped Dez's mom for Dez. With his ball cap!

loves all cowboys fans

[5Stars]

loves all cowboys fans

Wonders how fast the Earth rotates.

[kristie]

Wonders how fast the Earth rotates.

wonders if an astroid is going to hit the earth any time soon. :laugh2:

[5Stars]

wonders if an astroid is going to hit the earth any time soon. :laugh2:

Wants five stars so bad...