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Doomsday101
09-13-2012, 11:53 AM
Better grab your bucket list: There's less than 100 days left for you to finish it off -- if you believe in the Mayan apocalypse.

December 21 is the end of days. Or, perhaps it's the 23rd ... Interpreting the Mayan calendar is not a precision science. But what we know is the "Long Count" and "Dresden Codex" calendars of the ages of the Earth do expire in December. Maybe.

And, according to a thriving industry of books, television documentaries and web blogs, that means it's time to kiss everything goodbye.

New Agers around the world have been busy preparing for the event in recent years. Blast shelter sales have soared in the United States, and some remote villages have been cashing-in on the hype by offering "refuge" packages.

Exactly how the world will end is a confused topic, however.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/09/13/mayan-calendar-to-expire-in-under-100-days/?intcmp=features#ixzz26MyUMISm

Doomsday101
09-13-2012, 11:55 AM
I guess I better hold off on buying Cowboys/Saints ticket for Dec 23rd. :laugh2:

MoClaiborne24
09-13-2012, 11:57 AM
I guess I better hold off on buying Cowboys/Saints ticket for Dec 23rd. :laugh2:

Go ahead and buy em'! It won't matter if the world ends anyways :laugh2:

CashMan
09-13-2012, 12:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJjQMwEjC1I

MonsterD
09-13-2012, 12:19 PM
I just like the stupid people that only heard of the year and were posting on 1/1/12 "well the world is still here". Not that the whole thing isn't stupid, but that was more so.

CashMan
09-13-2012, 12:22 PM
A couple years ago, on wife swap, they had one of those couples who were training for the end of the world. They were really out there, and they had a professor come and explain to them, it was not going to happen. The ending interview, they were like, I guess you can not believe everything you read on the internet.

MonsterD
09-13-2012, 12:29 PM
December 21 is the end of days. Or, perhaps it's the 23rd ... Interpreting the Mayan calendar is not a precision science. But what we know is the "Long Count" and "Dresden Codex" calendars of the ages of the Earth do expire in December. Maybe.

They forgot the I-Ching/King Wen hexograms.
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Denim Chicken
09-13-2012, 12:33 PM
Nostradamus predicted this date as well and there is an undeniable, rare planetary alignment that corresponds. Not saying I believe that the world will end, but it is interesting.

vta
09-13-2012, 12:34 PM
A couple years ago, on wife swap, they had one of those couples who were training for the end of the world. They were really out there, and they had a professor come and explain to them, it was not going to happen. The ending interview, they were like, I guess you can not believe everything you read on the internet.

How does one train for the end of the world?

CashMan
09-13-2012, 12:44 PM
I have no clue, I do not believe it is gonna happen. I think a lot of these crazies build bomb shelters, stock up on canned goods, guns, water, ect.

Phoenix
09-13-2012, 12:56 PM
Nostradamus predicted this date as well and there is an undeniable, rare planetary alignment that corresponds. Not saying I believe that the world will end, but it is interesting.


It is a galactic precession or alignment. This is the basis of the Long Count calendar. Every 26,000 years.

Cajuncowboy
09-13-2012, 01:00 PM
I have no clue, I do not believe it is gonna happen. I think a lot of these crazies build bomb shelters, stock up on canned goods, guns, water, ect.

I'm stocked up on guns and ammo but for a whole different reason. :D

Future
09-13-2012, 01:16 PM
Nostradamus predicted this date as well and there is an undeniable, rare planetary alignment that corresponds. Not saying I believe that the world will end, but it is interesting.
Me too.

Maybe I'm weird but I watch all this stuff...but I buy into most of it :laugh2: I don't think the world is just going to all of a sudden end, but I'd be shocked if something didn't happen around that time.
How does one train for the end of the world?
Do everything they do on this show - Doomsday Preppers

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Pretty sure there was a thread about it a while ago.

Questfor6
09-13-2012, 01:31 PM
I'm stocked up on guns and ammo but for a whole different reason. :D

Zombies?!!! People buy into the Mayan calendar way too much.

DallasCowpoke
09-13-2012, 01:45 PM
My question, why did Mayans need a calender in the first place? It's not like they were needing to catch a flight or remember some Doctors appt.

CashMan
09-13-2012, 01:51 PM
I've seen Doomsday Preppers, and they are all crazy. When you think end of the world, you think the world exploding. Most of these idiots are in fear of stupid things.

The funniest one, was the NY fireman, who was getting ready for the Yellowstone volcano.

gambit187
09-13-2012, 01:55 PM
Kat Williams said we can find all types of dinosour bones and stuff but we have not found 1 mayan remain except their stupid calendar.....I think thats kind of funny...

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 01:59 PM
I'm stocked up on guns and ammo but for a whole different reason. :D

We don't need to know what you do in your bedroom. :puke:

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 02:03 PM
My question, why did Mayans need a calender in the first place? It's not like they were needing to catch a flight or remember some Doctors appt.

Farming. It is always about farming.

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 02:04 PM
Kat Williams said we can find all types of dinosour bones and stuff but we have not found 1 mayan remain except their stupid calendar.....I think thats kind of funny...

That is funny. It's not true, but it is funny. There are lots of Mayan remains that have been discovered. They built pyramids that are big tourist attractions.

vta
09-13-2012, 02:15 PM
I've seen Doomsday Preppers, and they are all crazy. When you think end of the world, you think the world exploding. Most of these idiots are in fear of stupid things.

The funniest one, was the NY fireman, who was getting ready for the Yellowstone volcano.

Too many people watching 'The Road'.

vta
09-13-2012, 02:16 PM
Kat Williams said we can find all types of dinosour bones and stuff but we have not found 1 mayan remain except their stupid calendar.....I think thats kind of funny...

Kat Williams should take a trip to Mexico. He'll find they still exist.

Doomsday101
09-13-2012, 02:17 PM
Too many people watching 'The Road'.

In that movie if someone said they was eating Ben and Jerry they were not talking about ice cream. :laugh2:

Shunpike
09-13-2012, 02:25 PM
Well

If something happens, at least my beloved Giants will be the last Superbowl champs :)

SaltwaterServr
09-13-2012, 02:32 PM
Oh good lawd, this again???

vta
09-13-2012, 02:33 PM
In that movie if someone said they was eating Ben and Jerry they were not talking about ice cream. :laugh2:

:eek:

:laugh2:

Yeagermeister
09-13-2012, 02:34 PM
When I order computers for someone and they ask when they will receive them I always say 12/22/12 :laugh1:

rkell87
09-13-2012, 04:47 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18018343


for those who won't click the link they have found mayan calenders that go on for 2.5 million days, or about 7000 years.

anybody who believes that an ancient civilization could accurately predict the end of the world is a ****ing moron and they would do us all a favor offing themselves prior to the supposed end of the world so they don't procreate.

Doomsday101
09-13-2012, 04:50 PM
Strange the same time the Mayan calender came to an end was the same year they found a new use for the Coca leaf. :lmao:

SaltwaterServr
09-13-2012, 04:50 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18018343


for those who won't click the link they have found mayan calenders that go on for 2.5 million days, or about 7000 years.

anybody who believes that an ancient civilization could accurately predict the end of the world is a ****ing moron and they would do us all a favor offing themselves prior to the supposed end of the world so they don't procreate.

:bow:

Not to mention that they didn't account for leap year and sure didn't see the Spanish coming.

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 04:57 PM
:bow:

Not to mention that they didn't account for leap year and sure didn't see the Spanish coming.

The leap year part doesn't matter. You only need simple arithmetic to convert it to our current calender system and determine the so called last day of the world.

SaltwaterServr
09-13-2012, 05:04 PM
The leap year part doesn't matter. You only need simple arithmetic to convert it to our current calender system and determine the so called last day of the world.

Minus the fact that the Mayan calender without leap year is missing a day every four years because it wasn't accurate. Over the course of their civilization, from the point at which the calendar was produced at least, the extra day might not have been noticeable but those days add up significantly over time when extrapolating out a few hundred years. March eventually ends up being in the previous year's November.

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 05:16 PM
Minus the fact that the Mayan calender without leap year is missing a day every four years because it wasn't accurate. Over the course of their civilization, from the point at which the calendar was produced at least, the extra day might not have been noticeable but those days add up significantly over time when extrapolating out a few hundred years. March eventually ends up being in the previous year's November.

But all of that is inconsequential to this supposed prediction. If you say the world is going to end in 100,000 days it doesn't matter if your yearly calender accounts for leap year or not. A 100,000 days is 100,000 days. Their yearly calender could be comprised of 300 days, 400 days or whatever. It doesn't matter on the yearly scale as long as you count the days correctly.

Not that I care about the end of days prediction. The Mayans did have a good grasp of astronomy. They could see the patterns and understand when things would repeat such as comets or positions of planets. You only need to count days.

rkell87
09-13-2012, 05:26 PM
But all of that is inconsequential to this supposed prediction. If you say the world is going to end in 100,000 days it doesn't matter if your yearly calender accounts for leap year or not. A 100,000 days is 100,000 days. Their yearly calender could be comprised of 300 days, 400 days or whatever. It doesn't matter on the yearly scale as long as you count the days correctly.

Not that I care about the end of days prediction. The Mayans did have a good grasp of astronomy. They could see the patterns and understand when things would repeat such as comets or positions of planets. You only need to count days.

except that counting days is not how they got the end date date of the calender.

http://news.discovery.com/history/maya-long-count-calendar-end-date-120629.html

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 05:30 PM
except that counting days is not how they got the end date date of the calender.

http://news.discovery.com/history/maya-long-count-calendar-end-date-120629.html

Nowhere in that link says that.

rkell87
09-13-2012, 05:42 PM
Nowhere in that link says that.

meh I'm not interested enough to find anything else

joseephuss
09-13-2012, 05:50 PM
meh I'm not interested enough to find anything else

It doesn't matter. We could be talking about a Mayan prediction of a comet reappearing as opposed to the so called end of the world. They pick a date based on their way of tracking time. It is up to who is converting the dates to include leap year in the conversion calculations. If one doesn't to do that, then you could end up saying things are supposed to happen in December instead of March. That isn't the Mayans fault. That is whoever incorrectly made the conversion. And now we all missed seeing the comet. :D

The Mayans did know that a year was not precisely 365 days long. They just did not adjust their calender to reflect it. Or more accurately, their calenders. They had a few different calenders for tracking years.

StanleySpadowski
09-13-2012, 06:06 PM
Too many people watching 'The Road'.

Part of that movie was filmed at my brother's house.

SDogo
09-13-2012, 08:17 PM
My question, why did Mayans need a calender in the first place? It's not like they were needing to catch a flight or remember some Doctors appt.

Men were men back then as well. They needed to know what time of month to take that long hunting/fishing trip.

vta
09-13-2012, 09:55 PM
Part of that movie was filmed at my brother's house.

no kidding? Which part? Don't tell me it was the basement scene. I'd sell the house after that...

Risen Star
09-13-2012, 09:58 PM
Exactly how the world will end is a confused topic, however.

I'm guessing with a Phil Costa pancake block.

Tricked
09-13-2012, 10:02 PM
While I don't buy into the hype of the mayan calendar and the end of the world, I do think it's pretty awesome my first childs due date is 12/21/12

cajuncocoa
09-13-2012, 10:27 PM
But think about all the crazies who DO believe the world will come to an end on 12/21/12...how much mayhem are they going to cause in the days leading up to The Big Day? Sounds like a good week to stay in bed. Or under it.

DemonBlood
09-13-2012, 11:18 PM
http://www.troll.me/images/conspiracy-keanu/what-if-the-mayans-were-prediciting-the-end-of-the-world-wide-web.jpg (http://www.troll.me/images/conspiracy-keanu/what-if-the-mayans-were-prediciting-the-end-of-the-world-wide-web.jpg)

jobberone
09-14-2012, 03:46 PM
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speedkilz88
09-14-2012, 04:13 PM
Any chance there is a game on that day?