funniest movie scene

[lane]

The hardest i have ever laughed at a particular movie scene:

The scene from Goldmember where mike myers and minnie me were behind that screen.

[BrAinPaiNt]

The hardest i have ever laughed at a particular movie scene:

The scene from Goldmember where mike myers and minnie me were behind that screen.


For whatever reason the scene in scary movie 2 when the butler is serving dinner with his strong hand and then the part with the turkey just makes me roll.

[Crown Royal]

That scene in The Exorcist where Regan gets a hold of that Crucifix.

Guys? Anybody? Was it something I said?

[lane]

For whatever reason the scene in scary movie 2 when the butler is serving dinner with his strong hand and then the part with the turkey just makes me roll.

i have not seen that movie, but it sounds funny. wow, that is one bad *** sig. pic.

i like funny scenes from smokey and the bandit:

gleason: "this is sheriff buford t. justice, i'm in high pursuit of a black trans am.
he's all mine, sooo stay out of the way".

gleason: "put the evidence in the car".
jr. "but daddy"?
gleason: "puuuut the evidence in the car".

[jksmith269]

Planes Trains and Automobiles when John Candy is driving the car down the wrong side of the Highway and another car is trying to tell them they are going the wrong way. I laughed so hard I almost cried...

[lane]

Planes Trains and Automobiles when John Candy is driving the car down the wrong side of the Highway and another car is trying to tell them they are going the wrong way. I laughed so hard I almost cried...

oh yeah, now that was a funny movie!

the scene with steve martin at the rent a car place. you can start with wiping that f$%$ing smile off your f#$%ing face....................

man, i laughed.

great movie.

[BrAinPaiNt]

i have not seen that movie, but it sounds funny. wow, that is one bad *** sig. pic.

i like funny scenes from smokey and the bandit:

gleason: "this is sheriff buford t. justice, i'm in high pursuit of a black trans am.
he's all mine, sooo stay out of the way".

gleason: "put the evidence in the car".
jr. "but daddy"?
gleason: "puuuut the evidence in the car".


Gleason and the Boy made that movie....Heck even Jerry was better then Burt.

"When I get home I'm gonna slap your Mama"
"You'll always be my little tick turd"

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

"When I get home I'm gonna slap your Mama"



Lets do this correctly buddy.....

"Junior, there is no way..NO WAY..that you came from my loins! When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is PUNCH YO MAMMA straight in the mouth!" Buford T. Justice ____1976



The movie scene that had me literally falling out of my chair was from "Porky's." When Miss Balbricker was trying to convince Principal Carter to arrainge a lineup. I'm laughing now just thinking about it. :lmao2:

[jamez25]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - The scene where Michael Cane whips Steve Martin(who was faking paralysis) with a reed...

Stir Crazy- Richard Pryor crying when he is put in the same cell with Grossberger...

Coming To America - The Randy Watson scene....

The Producers - Zero Mostel pouring wine down the violinists trousers...the look on the violinists' face is priceless)

[Hostile]

One of the Cheech and Ching movies (can't remember which right now).

Cheech sees a dog licking himself and he says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

Chong in full stoner voice replies, "You better pet him first man, he might be mean."





The rhino scene in the 2nd Ace Ventura movie.

[Chief]

Three come to mind:

1) "Dumb and Dumber" -- The Jeff Daniels toilet scene after an overdose of Turbo Lax.

2) "There's Something About Mary" -- Cameron Diaz finds some styling mousse hanging off Ben Stiller's ear lobe.

3) "Animal House" -- John Belushi going through the cafeteria line, stuffing his face.

[Chief]

One of the Cheech and Ching movies (can't remember which right now).

Cheech sees a dog licking himself and he says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

Chong in full stoner voice replies, "You better pet him first man, he might be mean."



:laugh2:

That's too funny.

[diehard2294]

One of the Cheech and Ching movies (can't remember which right now).

Cheech sees a dog licking himself and he says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

Chong in full stoner voice replies, "You better pet him first man, he might be mean."





The rhino scene in the 2nd Ace Ventura movie. :lmao: forgot about that cheech and chong one.

bill murray in cadyshack- when he's doing his cinderella story, bit same movie
chevy chase and murray "cannonball" scene

animal house- belushi looking in the widow at the woman,and moving the ladder down the house.

[MichaelWinicki]

The recreation of the 'helping Blind man scene' in "Young Frankenstein".

Watching Gene Hackman try to pour soup in Peter Boyle's soup bowl caused the tears to roll down my cheeks like a river! And when he lit Boyle's finger instead of the cigar! OH MY GOD! I thought I was going to have a coronary!

A recent funny scene? The two guys thowing LP's at the zombies (trying to decapitate them) in "Shawn of the Dead."

[WoodysGirl]

Liar, Liar.

Jim Carrey in so many scenes, I can't really name them all. The one that comes to mind, right now, but after the sex scene w/that woman and I think she asks him "Was it good for you?" and he says I've had better.

So maybe it wasn't the funniest, but it's one I laughed pretty hard at.

I also liked "Don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood" That spoof of all the so called "gangsta" movies just killed that genre, thankfully.

There was a scene where they were spoofing Boys in the Hood, Do we have a problem scene and the guy pulled out a russian missle...

It was such a horrible movie and yet so funny... It appealed to my sick sense of humor... Very non-PC.

There were alot of scenes in that one that was just so wrong that they prolly violate forum guidelines...

[Yeagermeister]

There are way too many for me too list but no movie ever made me laugh harder than Beavis and Butthead Do America.

[MichaelWinicki]

There are way too many for me too list but no movie ever made me laugh harder than Beavis and Butthead Do America.


Great flick.

But you know I still laugh my *** off at many of the "Marx Brothers" movies along with the "Little Rascal" and "3-Stooges" shorts.

[lane]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - The scene where Michael Cane whips Steve Martin(who was faking paralysis) with a reed...

Stir Crazy- Richard Pryor crying when he is put in the same cell with Grossberger...

Coming To America - The Randy Watson scene....

The Producers - Zero Mostel pouring wine down the violinists trousers...the look on the violinists' face is priceless)

oh man, the richard pryor and randy watson scenes were 2 of my favorite too.

i love the way arsenio says his name............. mr. randy WATson!!!

[lane]

[QUOTE=Hostile]One of the Cheech and Ching movies (can't remember which right now).

Cheech sees a dog licking himself and he says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

Chong in full stoner voice replies, "You better pet him first man, he might be mean."

now that's funny!

[jksmith269]

There are way too many for me too list but no movie ever made me laugh harder than Beavis and Butthead Do America.
Wasn't that hank and Peggy hill that owned the camper? I keep saying it is but my wife says it isn't.

[jksmith269]

Liar, Liar.

Jim Carrey in so many scenes, I can't really name them all. The one that comes to mind, right now, but after the sex scene w/that woman and I think she asks him "Was it good for you?" and he says I've had better.

So maybe it wasn't the funniest, but it's one I laughed pretty hard at.

I also liked "Don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood" That spoof of all the so called "gangsta" movies just killed that genre, thankfully.

There was a scene where they were spoofing Boys in the Hood, Do we have a problem scene and the guy pulled out a russian missle...

It was such a horrible movie and yet so funny... It appealed to my sick sense of humor... Very non-PC.

There were alot of scenes in that one that was just so wrong that they prolly violate forum guidelines...
MaMa <sucking sound> in the elevator with Krista Allen who is now on Unscripted (HBO) and can't get her career back on track for those who don't know she played Emanuelle (SP) in many many movies most of the newer ones I say newer back in the mid 90's

[lane]

Three come to mind:

1) "Dumb and Dumber" -- The Jeff Daniels toilet scene after an overdose of Turbo Lax.

2) "There's Something About Mary" -- Cameron Diaz finds some styling mousse hanging off Ben Stiller's ear lobe.

3) "Animal House" -- John Belushi going through the cafeteria line, stuffing his face.

chief, that jeff daniels scene was definately one of the funniest ever.

[lane]

:lmao: forgot about that cheech and chong one.

bill murray in cadyshack- when he's doing his cinderella story, bit same movie
chevy chase and murray "cannonball" scene

animal house- belushi looking in the widow at the woman,and moving the ladder down the house.

lot of good ones in caddyshack!

the baby ruth scene
"great big gobs of greasy grimy golpher guts"..........bill murray
"the last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"............... rodney
the scene where bill murray is watching the old ladies play golf and he is standing behind the ball cleaner............ ha ha ha .

[Yeagermeister]

MaMa <sucking sound> in the elevator with Krista Allen who is now on Unscripted (HBO) and can't get her career back on track for those who don't know she played Emanuelle (SP) in many many movies most of the newer ones I say newer back in the mid 90's
No in Beavis and Butthead the old couple is The Anderson's not the Hills.

[AmarilloCowboyFan]

I love the Dumb and Dumber scene where they put the hot peppers on the hit man's hamburger, then when Lloyd is trying to give him CPR.

This is a lot easier if you just lay back.

[Reality]

In Dumb and Dumber, when Lloyd (Jim Carrey) makes a bet with Harry (Jeff Daniels) that he can get him betting before the day is out. The conversation goes like this:Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.

In Meet the Fockers, when Deniro turns to Hoffman and calls him "Mr. Mom" :)


Not a movie, but in a Friends episode where Joey and Ross are unknowingly dating the same girl and Chandler knows it. They are in the coffee house and Joey and Ross are sitting on opposite ends of the couch. As Chandler is leaving he turns around right over them in the middle of the couch and asks "What was the name of the girl you're dating?" and Joey and Ross answer simulatenously with the same name .. then Chandler says "thanks" and leaves. :D

In Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, when Jessica Rabbit says, "I'm not bad .. I'm just drawn that way."

In Lord of the Rings, when Gimli (who is a dwarf) says, "You're gonna have ta toss me" to Aragorn because he can't make the jump from the ledge over to the draw bridge. Then Gimli says, "uh .. don't tell the elf" and Aragorn replies, "Not a word"

[Juke99]

The recreation of the 'helping Blind man scene' in "Young Frankenstein".

Watching Gene Hackman try to pour soup in Peter Boyle's soup bowl caused the tears to roll down my cheeks like a river! And when he lit Boyle's finger instead of the cigar! OH MY GOD! I thought I was going to have a coronary!

A recent funny scene? The two guys thowing LP's at the zombies (trying to decapitate them) in "Shawn of the Dead."


Thank you Mr Winicki....well done.

Add to that, the disclosure scene..."abbey someone...I'm almost sure that was the name" and the 'sedagive!!" scene that ensued.

There are some great ones from "See No Evil, Hear No Evil"...there were also a few greats from "My Cousin Vinny"...and a few classics from "Analyze This"...As well as the original "The Inlaws" and "Midnight Run"

:)

[Chief]

"Midnight Run"

:)

What a funny movie.

I especially loved Jimmy Serrano's two hitmen. The dumb one was great.

When they were in Amarillo, he picked up a cowboy hat at the airport and asked the other guy to take a picture of him.

And when the older hitman was on the phone with Serrano and Serrano chews him out and tells him if they don't get their act together he's going to stab them in the heart with a pencil. The young, dumb one then says, "He's not mad at me, is he?"

[jksmith269]

See no Evil Hear no Evil!!! has to B in the top 10

[Chief]

I love the Dumb and Dumber scene where they put the hot peppers on the hit man's hamburger, then when Lloyd is trying to give him CPR.

This is a lot easier if you just lay back.

I loved that scene, too.

The guy is dying and he's trying to hold Jim Carrey back ... his hands pressed against his face. Too funny.

[Juke99]

What a funny movie.

I especially loved Jimmy Serrano's two hitmen. The dumb one was great.

When they were in Amarillo, he picked up a cowboy hat at the airport and asked the other guy to take a picture of him.

And when the older hitman was on the phone with Serrano and Serrano chews him out and tells him if they don't get their act together he's going to stab them in the heart with a pencil. The young, dumb one then says, "He's not mad at me, is he?"


:) :) :)

Hey Moron number one, put moron number two on the phone.

You guys couldn't deliver milk.

You lied to me first.

The scene in the box car where Charle Grodin is talking to himself..."Hey Jack.."

[Juke99]

See no Evil Hear no Evil!!! has to B in the top 10


For sure...there were a TON of funny scenes in that...Classic though is when the angry cop is questioning the two of them right after the murder..."fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

Also the woman photographer trying to take the mug shot...

And even though Stir Crazy wasn't as funny...there were a few in that one too...especially "mens rea!!!!"

[LeonDixson]

i have not seen that movie, but it sounds funny. wow, that is one bad *** sig. pic.

i like funny scenes from smokey and the bandit:

gleason: "this is sheriff buford t. justice, i'm in high pursuit of a black trans am.
he's all mine, sooo stay out of the way".

gleason: "put the evidence in the car".
jr. "but daddy"?
gleason: "puuuut the evidence in the car".
"When I get home I'm gonna slap your momma. There is NO WAY you could have come from my loins."

[zorg222]

That scene in Silence of the Lambs where- never mind

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

AIRPLANE


Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.


Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!

Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.

[TruBlueCowboy]

The movie Dirty Work when Norm McDonald opens the trunks of the car dealership and finds all the dead hookers. (Wow, that sounds terrible if you've never seen the movie. :D ) Most of his revenge acts, like the drug deal gone bad when they smell fish, are a riot! That movie maybe made ten cents at the box office but oh my lord in heaven was it hilarious!!

When I think of some of Steve Martin's characters I usually crack up. Like his ploy as the challenged brother in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, his King Tut dance, and a bunch of other classics.

[junk]

For sure...there were a TON of funny scenes in that...Classic though is when the angry cop is questioning the two of them right after the murder..."fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

Also the woman photographer trying to take the mug shot...

And even though Stir Crazy wasn't as funny...there were a few in that one too...especially "mens rea!!!!"

See No Evil, Hear No Evil is a classic. Loved that movie.

Another of my favorite 80s comedies is Spies Like Us.

I loved the scene when they were training and got dropped into the forest at night and surrounded by ninjas.

Milbarge: You're the diplomat, you do something.
Fitzhume: If you leave us alone, I'll bring back the sun.

then later, he takes a picture out of his wallet:
Here this is my sister, you can all have her, I hear she is good.

Caddyshack had tons of classics:
"Hey lady, you want to earn $14 the hard way?"

[silverbear]

"We're willing to trade looks for a certain, morally casual attitude"-- from Animal House, one of my favorite lines ever in a movie...

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid had any number of memorable scenes, but the most memorable would have to be where they're pursued by that posse until they're forced to jump off the cliff to get away... Sundance REALLY didn't want to jump, but is reluctant to explain why, until Butch finally gets him to admit that he can't swim... at which point Butch breaks out laughing and says:

"Why, you crazy... the FALL will probably kill us"... and then of course, Sundance hollers out a very vulgar word related to excremental functions all the way down...

[Irving Cowboy]

Some great ones there.... like the Jim Carrey scene in Dumb & Dumber where they are trying to give the guy CPR, also when they walk into that reception whacking each other with their canes, and when they open the briefcase full of IOU's... "It's all there!!!"

Smokey & the Bandit II:

Junior: "Hey Daddy look at that big, ugly alligator!"
Sherriff: "That reminds me, I gotta call your Momma"

Not a movie, but a classic nonetheless:
All in the Family, Gloria, Mike, and Edith are trying to convince Archie to quit smoking cigars...

Archie: "Look, I figure if God didn't want us to smoke tobacco he wouldn't have invented it..."
Gloria: "Oh yeah, Daddy, what about marijuana?"
Archie: "Don't be silly little girl, God didn't invent marijuana, the Mexicans did"

[blindzebra]

3 pages without:

They told me I was crazy to build a castle in this swamp, but I did it anyway and it sank.

So I built another one and that one sank.

I built a 3rd and that one caught fire than sank.

But the 4th one!


Or

Are you telling me coconuts migrate?

No I'm saying swallows migrate.

But there is no way a 4 ounce swallow can carry a 2 pound coconut, it's simple weight ratios.

Perhaps two of them carried it together, by the husk?

No, no.

An African swallow could do it!

African swallows are non-migrating.

[AmarilloCowboyFan]

3 pages without:

They told me I was crazy to build a castle in this swamp, but I did it anyway and it sank.

So I built another one and that one sank.

I built a 3rd and that one caught fire than sank.

But the 4th one!


Or

Are you telling me coconuts migrate?

No I'm saying swallows migrate.

But there is no way a 4 ounce swallow can carry a 2 pound coconut, it's simple weight ratios.

Perhaps two of them carried it together, by the husk?

No, no.

An African swallow could do it!

African swallows are non-migrating.

Agreed. One of the funniest movies ever.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[TruBlueCowboy]

Agreed. One of the funniest movies ever.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

:lmao2:

Some other great ones from that movie

(singing) Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split.......

......Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.

[AmarilloCowboyFan]

:lmao2:

Some other great ones from that movie

(singing) Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis split.......

......Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.

She turned me into a newt.
A newt?
........I got better.

[blindzebra]

And blow thy ememy into tiny bits.

[trickblue]

The "Lassie" scene from Porky's... :D

[Yeagermeister]

And blow thy ememy into tiny bits.
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch :lmao:

[BrAinPaiNt]

The "Lassie" scene from Porky's... :D


You know it wasn't the locker scene that was so funny to me....it was the coach in the gym laughing so hard and hiding behind that mat...that just slays me.

That movie just had some great stuff.

[trickblue]

You know it wasn't the locker scene that was so funny to me....it was the coach in the gym laughing so hard and hiding behind that mat...that just slays me.

That movie just had some great stuff.

That's what was funny to me too... the reaction of everyone on the gym floor... and the panic of Coach Roy...

That movie DID have some classic scenes...

"P-P-P-P Peni.... please... can't we just refer to it as a tallywhacker... p-p-p penis is so... personal"...

[BrAinPaiNt]

I don't know why but in animal house when Belushi is getting ready to go into his speech and stork says....what the heck we sposed to do you MOron always makes me laugh.


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Ghostbusters.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!

Mayor: Is that true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.


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Holy Grail

When they catapult the cows and also the french soldier...

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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The little boy doing the Hitler march in Eurotrip makes me roll because of the guys expression watching him.

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Harlem Nights

Red Fox in those thick Eye glasses while on the game table.

The whole fight with Dela Reese and Eddie Murphy

The scene where Arsenio Hall and gang is shooting all kind of stuff at Eddie and the one guy is standing there with the hand gun firing off single shots and also when Arsenio is crying in the car and shoots the guy in the front seat and starts crying more.

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The scene in Evolution where the alien bug gets into the suit and then inside the guys body and they have to pull it out his backside.
The guys asks for ice cream and they ask him what flavor and he said it didn't matter because he wanted to stick it on his arse

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The Replacements

When the coach tells the LB to get him the ball and the LB goes out and strips the ball.

They are screaming back and forth

I got you the ball
Yes you got me the ball
I got you the ball

and finally the coach, after going through that a few seconds...says go sit down lol

Also the Cheerleader scene

And the kicker in the locker room in his helmet and underwear when the reporter turns around.

[BrAinPaiNt]

That's what was funny to me too... the reaction of everyone on the gym floor... and the panic of Coach Roy...

That movie DID have some classic scenes...

"P-P-P-P Peni.... please... can't we just refer to it as a tallywhacker... p-p-p penis is so... personal"...


Yes that whole scene is hillarious and then when everyone is laughing they cut to that smiling picture of Ike.

[Aikmaniac]

Ace Ventura:

"Hey coach, I'm gonna do a but-n-hook pattern in super slo-mo!"

"Let's see that in instant replay!"

[BrAinPaiNt]

Forgot one.

When Wild Bill .....ooops I mean Billy the Kid puts that moonpie in his mouth and then spits it all over the guard and says How DOOOOO you Do in the movie The Green mile....makes me roll everytime I see it.

[Yeagermeister]

Also the Cheerleader scene

*stressed out coach* Did you see that? That one girl slapped the other on the arse.
Can you make her stop for 5 mins?


I love that movie.

[BrAinPaiNt]

*stressed out coach* Did you see that? That one girl slapped the other on the arse.
Can you make her stop for 5 mins?


I love that movie.


Yes that movie is greatness...too bad it is about the redskins :mad:

Also I wished they would have left off the lovie dovie crap from the movie.

[Yeagermeister]

Yes that movie is greatness...too bad it is about the redskins :mad:

Also I wished they would have left off the lovie dovie crap from the movie.
THUNDASKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[blindzebra]

Not really lines but more of a visual, from Kingpin:

The McCracken comb over.

The hustling of the farmers with Claudia getting nowhere so they bring in a sheep.

The cold fridge nippy scene.

Randy Quaid stripping, thus joining the holy trinity of ugliest males in drag with Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo and Gene Hackman in The Birdcage.

[BrAinPaiNt]

Not really lines but more of a visual, from Kingpin:

The McCracken comb over.

The hustling of the farmers with Claudia getting nowhere so they bring in a sheep.

The cold fridge nippy scene.

Randy Quaid stripping, thus joining the holy trinity of ugliest males in drag with Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo and Gene Hackman in The Birdcage.


The one part from kingpin with the old landlady.....bout made me barf ARRRGGGGHHHHH

[blindzebra]

The one part from kingpin with the old landlady.....bout made me barf ARRRGGGGHHHHH

I just finished milking your cow, took her awhile to warm up...takes a drink.

We don't have a cow.

Excuse me I need to brush my teeth.

[lane]

Not really lines but more of a visual, from Kingpin:

The McCracken comb over.

The hustling of the farmers with Claudia getting nowhere so they bring in a sheep.

The cold fridge nippy scene.

Randy Quaid stripping, thus joining the holy trinity of ugliest males in drag with Wesley Snipes in To Wong Foo and Gene Hackman in The Birdcage.

kingpin was funny as hell!

[Avery]

Lots of good moments here. I personally love 'Slapshot' which has some great comic moments as well.

[royhitshard]

Tommy Boy when they are in the restaurant and he is trying to get some wings, but the fryer is turned off. Treating his roll like his sale. Classic!

[BulletBob]

What a funny movie.

I especially loved Jimmy Serrano's two hitmen. The dumb one was great.

When they were in Amarillo, he picked up a cowboy hat at the airport and asked the other guy to take a picture of him.

And when the older hitman was on the phone with Serrano and Serrano chews him out and tells him if they don't get their act together he's going to stab them in the heart with a pencil. The young, dumb one then says, "He's not mad at me, is he?"

Jimmy Cerrano picks up the phone and dials ...

Cerrano: Hello, is this Moron #1? Let me speak to Moron #2.

Hitman 1: (turning to Hitman #2 and handing him the phone) I think he wants to talk to you.

My all time favorite line from that movie comes during the philosophical exchange on the bus ride. The discussion point is whether or not an individual has complete control over what he says. As the exchange continues, DeNiro's character gets more and more annoyed with Groden's character until finally ...

Groden: How can a grown adult man not have control over the words that come out of his mouth?

DeNiro: Oh, yeah? Well here comes two words for you: "Shut the f@$% up!"

[Chief]

Jimmy Cerrano picks up the phone and dials ...

Cerrano: Hello, is this Moron #1? Let me speak to Moron #2.

Hitman 1: (turning to Hitman #2 and handing him the phone) I think he wants to talk to you.

My all time favorite line from that movie comes during the philosophical exchange on the bus ride. The discussion point is whether or not an individual has complete control over what he says. As the exchange continues, DeNiro's character gets more and more annoyed with Groden's character until finally ...

Groden: How can a grown adult man not have control over the words that come out of his mouth?

DeNiro: Oh, yeah? Well here comes two words for you: "Shut the f@$% up!"


:laugh2:

Classic.

[BulletBob]

Of recent movies, the scene which most had me losing control of my bladder functions was in Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey's character is forcing the news anchor to talk jibberish. I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes straight. "Me like-a do-a Cha-Cha."

Also when he finds out that someone else has been hired for the anchor position while he is doing a live shot on a ferry boat out at Niagra falls. After 30 seconds of fuming silence, he goes off on a rant.

He then turns and looks directly into the camera, shakes his fist, and emphatically ends his news report with:

Back to you, F@#$%ers!

[BrAinPaiNt]

Of recent movies, the scene which most had me losing control of my bladder functions was in Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey's character is forcing the news anchor to talk jibberish. I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes straight. "Me like-a do-a Cha-Cha."

Also when he finds out that someone else has been hired for the anchor position while he is doing a live shot on a ferry boat out at Niagra falls. After 30 seconds of fuming silence, he goes off on a rant.

He then turns and looks directly into the camera, shakes his fist, and emphatically ends his news report with:

Back to you, F@#$%ers!


Those two areas and when he asks the guy if he likes jazz and does his trumpet impression.

But you are right, I forgot all about the gibberish scene, I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[Aikmaniac]

Of recent movies, the scene which most had me losing control of my bladder functions was in Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey's character is forcing the news anchor to talk jibberish. I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes straight. "Me like-a do-a Cha-Cha."

Also when he finds out that someone else has been hired for the anchor position while he is doing a live shot on a ferry boat out at Niagra falls. After 30 seconds of fuming silence, he goes off on a rant.

He then turns and looks directly into the camera, shakes his fist, and emphatically ends his news report with:

Back to you, F@#$%ers!


Yeah that was great.

After he finds out the bad news about losing the head anchor position, he turns back to the lil' old lady he's interviewing...

"We're back here with Katherine Hepburn's mom...what do you think of the Falls?"

[Seven]

i have not seen that movie, but it sounds funny. wow, that is one bad *** sig. pic.

i like funny scenes from smokey and the bandit:

gleason: "this is sheriff buford t. justice, i'm in high pursuit of a black trans am.
he's all mine, sooo stay out of the way".

gleason: "put the evidence in the car".
jr. "but daddy"?
gleason: "puuuut the evidence in the car".

Someone beat me to it................