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Danny White
06-29-2005, 03:07 PM
Now why didn't I think of that?

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet


ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.


Video Link here:
http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4662061/detail.html

k19
06-29-2005, 03:09 PM
thats the crappiest pickup attempt I've ever heard of

WoodysGirl
06-29-2005, 03:10 PM
U know he's full of sh**.

Cuz, that's absolutely gross!!!! :puke:

WV Cowboy
06-29-2005, 03:35 PM
What red-blodded American male wouldn't do the same thing ??



Just kidding, .. just kidding !

ROMOSAPIEN9
06-29-2005, 07:23 PM
What red-blodded American male wouldn't do the same thing ??



Just kidding, .. just kidding !

A wise man once said...."There's some truth in every joke."

And since you live in WV, the "Outhouse Capital of America"........

Just Kidding WV..... :laugh2:

Banned_n_austin
06-29-2005, 08:09 PM
:shatfan:

Banned_n_austin
06-29-2005, 08:11 PM
What red-blodded American male wouldn't do the same thing ??



Just kidding, .. just kidding !

You know you're wondering what this guy looks like ...

http://www.cosmo.com/russiadiary/seat.jpg

BrAinPaiNt
06-30-2005, 07:21 AM
What a piece of ....oooh nevermind.

Try the Veal. :D

WV Cowboy
06-30-2005, 07:50 AM
A wise man once said...."There's some truth in every joke."

And since you live in WV, the "Outhouse Capital of America"........


Shows how much you know, .. we can't afford outhouse's in WV.

We just sit over a log or a downed tree.

Yeagermeister
06-30-2005, 07:58 AM
Shows how much you know, .. we can't afford outhouse's in WV.

We just sit over a log or a downed tree.
And he did say SIT :D

WV Cowboy
06-30-2005, 09:28 AM
And he did say SIT :D
Yes, but not always, .. sometimes we just grab a low hanging branch.