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crazylegs
04-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Well being the forum pessimist has gotten me the Nostradamus award; I say that this draft is already over.
Now for the analogy that most won’t understand.
This is like being 4 hours late to your prom, and the only girl left not dancing is the prom queen (S. Jones).
So what do you do, trade her off for her ugly brother and buy the option to next years prom ticket.
Oh, the shame…..even the boneheads on ESPN where looking at this as a once in a life time pick and what does Jerry curl do? Well he twists his surgical tool around in his forehead from the last lobotomy until he feels a lucent draft position. Pass and do my fans up the bum while you’re at it.
Oh, my god, I can no longer publicly admit that I’m a Cowboy fan, this episode of dumb and dumber is closed in my book.
Please enjoy the rest of the year with the bumper sticker over the crack of your @ss stating “don’t be the last to insert here!”
jumanji
04-24-2004, 05:14 PM
don't the let door hit you on the way out
NoDak Cowboy
04-24-2004, 05:16 PM
don't the let door hit you on the way out
No !!
I hear the Skins are buying more fans......
GTaylor
04-24-2004, 05:19 PM
Oh, my god, I can no longer publicly admit that I’m a Cowboy fan
Bye - Hope you don't injure your ankles jumping on and off bandwagons...
crazylegs
04-24-2004, 05:21 PM
Now I know whom Larry, Curly, and Moe are on this forum.
Don't worry about me and a bandwaggon, you 3 need to worry more about crossing a street.
GTaylor
04-24-2004, 05:25 PM
Now I know whom Larry, Curly, and Moe are on this forum.
Don't worry about me and a bandwaggon, you 3 need to worry more about crossing a street.
Weren't you supposed to be leaving? Go already! Or are you one of those dudes that will come back after a win and proclaim you had faith in the management all this time :rolleyes:
windward
04-24-2004, 05:42 PM
we really don't need fans like you.
Keep on laughting
NumOneQB
04-24-2004, 05:45 PM
Well being the forum pessimist has gotten me the Nostradamus award; I say that this draft is already over.
Now for the analogy that most won’t understand.
This is like being 4 hours late to your prom, and the only girl left not dancing is the prom queen (S. Jones).
So what do you do, trade her off for her ugly brother and buy the option to next years prom ticket.
Oh, the shame…..even the boneheads on ESPN where looking at this as a once in a life time pick and what does Jerry curl do? Well he twists his surgical tool around in his forehead from the last lobotomy until he feels a lucent draft position. Pass and do my fans up the bum while you’re at it.
Oh, my god, I can no longer publicly admit that I’m a Cowboy fan, this episode of dumb and dumber is closed in my book.
Please enjoy the rest of the year with the bumper sticker over the crack of your @ss stating “don’t be the last to insert here!”
I completely agree with you. Dallas needed a RB. So they trade their chance to take the top back to trade down and take one of the three first day picks left from a pool of seven?????? Like I said before, if they made another selection other than RB in the 2nd, this would be justified, but they didn't because their hand was forced with all the RB's flying off the board.
tyke1doe
04-24-2004, 07:02 PM
Look Blair Thomas was a can't miss Back. Uh, he missed.
Ron Dayne was suppose to be the next Bettis. He was the next Craig Heyward.
Thomas Jones was the second back taken in the Jamal Lewis, Jones, Alexander and Dayne. He was sorry.
Don't get so enamored about missing Jones and Jackson. They may not be any better than Julius Jones.
Good backs are a dime a dozen.
kingwhicker
04-24-2004, 07:27 PM
I have to think there had to be a reason Jackson fell so far and we passed. I think the knee might be worse than people originally thought. Remember, the team that drafted him was Mike Martz and his bonehead Rams- maybe he would have fallen even farther. I would have preferred to have had him, but now we'll probably have two top tens next year :rolleyes:
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