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kidcrook
04-23-2004, 07:28 AM
I thought this was funny and decided to share. They are old jokes but I hadn't heard all of them. I hope this breaks up some of the pre-draft monotony... :D




Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Tio
04-23-2004, 07:29 AM
I poop on this thread!

What do you call and eagle with a ring? a thief...

Jimz31
04-23-2004, 08:08 AM
At least put it in the right section..... "Off-Topic" :mad:

TruBlueCowboy
04-23-2004, 08:10 AM
I hate the "Dallas Crimeboy" jokes. :mad:

TwentyOne
04-25-2004, 04:30 PM
....The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".....



I really like this one :)