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DC Cowboy
11-16-2005, 11:27 AM
Detroit Lions



Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super

Bowl?

A: The Detroit Lions.



Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell " ".



Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!



Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!



Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
RCowboyFan
11-16-2005, 11:42 AM
Ever notice everytime a team sucks, its the same jokes attributed to them as they have been to every team that sucks for years now?
TheHustler
11-16-2005, 11:44 AM
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
DC Cowboy
11-16-2005, 11:45 AM
Yeah but I thought they were still funny
1fisher
11-16-2005, 11:52 AM
Ever notice everytime a team sucks, its the same jokes attributed to them as they have been to every team that sucks for years now?


yep..... copy/paste and insert different team..... few years ago the Dallas Cowboys appeared on that list!
Dallas22
11-16-2005, 11:57 AM
Can't do the Cowboys for ALL of the jokes... I mean, we do have Super Bowl rings ;)

GO COWBOYS!!!

Dallas22
Dallas22
11-16-2005, 11:59 AM
I don't think we should be "jumping the gun" against the the Lions... at least I hope not. This is a game that we SHOULD win, which in turns means that we HAVE to WIN this game. No jokes towards our opponent, just beat them, then we can talk.

GO COWBOYS and GET THE JOB DONE!!!

Dallas22
Big Country
11-16-2005, 12:03 PM
another trap game... WR Roy Williams sounds like he wont be absent from this meeting... can't game plan for a QB either... Garcia iffy, Joey H had a good week last week... did I miss anything??
jbsg02
11-16-2005, 12:17 PM
haha funny
Rockytop6
11-16-2005, 12:31 PM
I wish we would hold the lions jokes until after the game this Sunday. They are 4-5, the same record as the Eagles and the Eagles slapped us around pretty good for 56 minutes.
DeWare94
11-16-2005, 12:32 PM
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

what about Damien Woody and Dre' Bly
The30YardSlant
11-16-2005, 03:44 PM
:laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1:
Ashwynn
11-16-2005, 03:48 PM
Always funny, good job.
Big Country
11-16-2005, 05:26 PM
was the cowardly lion from the haunted forest from Detriot??? no wait the house crashed in OZ from Kansas.

NEVER MIND... my bad!!

put em up, put em up!!
GTaylor
11-16-2005, 05:42 PM
I still think the best one is from the early 90s and it was Dallas-Maverick related:

Q: What does 4 twenty dollar bills and the Mavericks have in common?
A: Neither can break a hundred