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ninja
11-22-2005, 12:26 PM
How in the world did that idiot get the job as team ambassador? What next, a book by Jacob Rogers titled "Playing with Pain?" If memory serves me correct, when he left for Jax he said the only thing he misses from Philly is cheesesteak. I guess that qualifies for love in that city. But, he has done a marvelous job so far with the TO situation, unless you are a Philly fan. Firing Reid and making Douglas the GM/Coach shouldn't be far behind.
TruBlueCowboy
11-22-2005, 12:28 PM
"Tackling Like A Pro" by Deion Sanders
"What do Vocabulary Mean" by Troy Hambrick
"How to be the Team's #1 Receiver" by Alvin Harper
"Dummy's Guide to Pocket Presence" by Chad Hutchinson
"Rushing the Passer" by Ebenezer Ekuban (special introduction by Shante Carver)
Hiero
11-22-2005, 12:35 PM
"Tackling Like A Pro" by Deion Sanders
"What do Vocabulary Mean" by Troy Hambrick
"How to be the Team's #1 Receiver" by Alvin Harper
"Dummy's Guide to Pocket Presence" by Chad Hutchinson
"Rushing the Passer" by Ebenezer Ekuban (special introduction by Shante Carver)
:laugh2:
viman96
11-22-2005, 12:38 PM
"Tackling Like A Pro" by Deion Sanders
"What do Vocabulary Mean" by Troy Hambrick
"How to be the Team's #1 Receiver" by Alvin Harper
"Dummy's Guide to Pocket Presence" by Chad Hutchinson
"Rushing the Passer" by Ebenezer Ekuban (special introduction by Shante Carver)
LOVE IT :lmao2:
Yakuza Rich
11-22-2005, 12:38 PM
"Don't complain about the refs" by Joe Gibbs
"Why I hate Dungeons and Dragons" by Daniel Snyder
"Unbiased Journalism for Dummies" by Art at Extremeskins.com
"The New England Patriots: An Organization of Evil" by Nors
"Meaningful thoughts" by Yakuza Rich
"Field Goal Kicking and Getting on the Good Side of your O-Line" by Jose Cortez
"Long Snapping 101" by Jon Condo
"How to Develop the Best Hands Since Largent" by Randall Williams, ghost written by Alexander Wright
"Legalized Transportation of Stuff" by Nate Newton
"Behind the Mind of a Sane QB" by Quincy Carter
"The Smart Way to Ask for a Trade for NFL Players" by Pete Hunter
"Getting a Cheesesteak at McD's Your Way" by Pete Hunter
"How to Handle Instant Fame" by Clint Longley
Rich........
TruBlueCowboy
11-22-2005, 12:52 PM
"The New England Patriots: An Organization of Evil" by Nors
:laugh2:
"Relationship Management" by Jimmy Johnson and Jerry Jones
and of course the popular sequel.....
"Idiot's Guide to Trading 1st Round Draft Picks" by Jerry Jones
onetrickpony
11-22-2005, 01:53 PM
"An Insiders Guide to Faithful Marriage" by Michael Irvin, comes with free textbook "Barbering 101"
"There's No I in TEAM" by Terrell Owens
"Drug Screening for Dummies" by Onterrio Smith
And the ever popular:
"My Search for the Real Killer" by OJ Simpson, introduction by Robert Blake
Zimmy Lives
11-22-2005, 01:56 PM
"Tackling Like A Pro" by Deion Sanders
"What do Vocabulary Mean" by Troy Hambrick
"How to be the Team's #1 Receiver" by Alvin Harper
"Dummy's Guide to Pocket Presence" by Chad Hutchinson
"Rushing the Passer" by Ebenezer Ekuban (special introduction by Shante Carver)
Know Thyself -- Alonzo Spellman
BARRYRAY
11-22-2005, 01:56 PM
MeSUCK by the Q.....
Richmond Cowboy
11-22-2005, 02:12 PM
"Playing Within the System" by LaVar Arrington
"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right" by Sean Taylor
"Dressing for the Modest Man" by Michael Irvin, foreword by Merril Hoge
"How to Beat Vegas by Predicting the Superbowl" by Joe Theismann
"How to Get on the Boss' Good Side" by Drew Rosenhaus
"Motorcycle Riding for Dummies" by Kellen Winslow
"Safe Sex" by Michael Vick
ravidubey
11-22-2005, 02:27 PM
"Safe Sex" by Michael Vick
:laugh2:
You forgot his pen name, Ron Mexico!
Add to the hilarious lists above:
"Advanced Reading and Grammar" by Dexter Manley.
"A Yeoman's Guide to Slang and Trash Talking" by Tom Landry
AtlCB
11-22-2005, 03:49 PM
"How to Break a Tackle" by Troy Hambrick
"How to Avoid Accidents" by Brian Griese
"Staying Fit and Trim" by Andy Reid, Bill Parcells, and Romeo Crennel
"Proven Techniques for Anger Management" by Bill Romanowski
"How to Look Older" by Billy Cundiff
"Developing an Exciting Personality" by Bill Bellichick
MarionBarberThe4th
11-22-2005, 03:52 PM
All good
:)
MarionBarberThe4th
11-22-2005, 03:54 PM
"6 minute Abs" - Donovan F. Mcnabb
"Being able to handle not being in the spotlight" Mrs. Mcnabb
"Looking bad ***" -Eli
joseephuss
11-22-2005, 03:55 PM
"Getting Out Those Tough Stains"--Willie Blade
adbutcher
11-22-2005, 03:58 PM
"Getting Out Those Tough Stains"--Willie Blade
:laugh1:
jcollins28
11-22-2005, 04:01 PM
"How to Run a Racing Series" by Tony George.
silver
11-22-2005, 04:12 PM
How to bring somebody down without snapping their fibulas - Roy Williams
Richmond Cowboy
11-22-2005, 04:13 PM
"Looking your best while under the influence" - Eli Manning
"Dealing with a weak facial profile" - Bill Cowher
"Building a championship team" - Dan Snyder
"Principles of othodontics" - Michael Strahan
"How to come across masculine" - Jeff Garcia
silver
11-22-2005, 04:14 PM
A Man's guide to chasing cars- Derek Ross
silver
11-22-2005, 04:16 PM
How to Deal with Asmathic Players - Jimmy Johnson
silver
11-22-2005, 04:16 PM
How to beat Airport Metal Detectors - Barry "Gunsmoke" Switzer
Doomsday101
11-22-2005, 04:19 PM
"How to plan for a group Boat ride" By Fred Smoot
"How to Play well with others" By T.O.
MarionBarberThe4th
11-22-2005, 04:19 PM
"How to defend yourself" - todd Haley
"Being dominant and gettign noticed" Terrance Newman
Doomsday101
11-22-2005, 04:21 PM
"Getting in touch with your emotions" By Dick Vermile
silver
11-22-2005, 04:35 PM
Best pick up lines - Roger Staubach
Asklesko
11-22-2005, 05:15 PM
"Travel guide to the best ticket scalping locations in the NFL" -- Mike Tice
Qwickdraw
11-22-2005, 05:28 PM
"So You're Thinking of Buying A Fake P****..." - by Onterrio Smith
JBond
11-22-2005, 05:37 PM
What to do in an Emergency D. Goodrich
Richmond Cowboy
11-22-2005, 05:37 PM
"So You're Thinking of Buying A Fake P****..." - by Onterrio Smith
:laugh2:
Zman5
11-22-2005, 05:58 PM
"Mistake free QBing" by Brett Favre forwarded by Drew Bledsoe
"How to get along with your coach" by Antonio Bryant.
"Soft Hands" by Quincy Morgan.
mute_city
11-22-2005, 06:36 PM
"So You're Pregnant...Now What?" by Rae Carruth
"How to Host a Rave" by Mark Chmura
StanleySpadowski
11-22-2005, 06:52 PM
The Joy of Mature Women by Rafael Septien
Maximizing Your Potential by Thomas Henderson
How to Pick Up Women by Jerry Smith
Living Up to Your Own Legacy by Joe Gibbs - Forward by Vince Lombardi
silver
11-22-2005, 06:58 PM
How to do the Heimlich Maneuver: A choking victim saga. By Donovan McNabb. Foreword by Peyton Manning
silver
11-22-2005, 06:58 PM
How to lose a Team in ten games- Andy Reid
silver
11-22-2005, 07:03 PM
Confieso que he fallado - Jose Cortez
TruBlueCowboy
11-23-2005, 06:40 AM
"Getting Out Those Tough Stains"--Willie Blade
:lmao2:
TruBlueCowboy
11-23-2005, 06:48 AM
The Joy of Mature Women by Rafael Septien
Maximizing Your Potential by Thomas Henderson
How to Pick Up Women by Jerry Smith
Living Up to Your Own Legacy by Joe Gibbs - Forward by Vince Lombardi
:laugh1:
"Firearm Safety" by Barry Switzer
"How to Revive a Pro Football Franchise" by Bum Bright
"How to organise a cruise " -Fred Smoot
Richmond Cowboy
11-23-2005, 07:40 AM
"How to be a supportive wife without interfering" - Brenda Warner
"Impress your critics through polished interviewing" - Quincy Carter
"Live up to your billing" - Joey Harrington, guest editor David Carr
"How to develop ex-baseball players into NFL quarterbacks" - Jerry Jones
"Clean run blocking techniques" - Mike Shanahan
MinnesotaCowboy
11-23-2005, 07:54 AM
And I was beginning to believe you guys and gals had no sense of humor. This is the funniest thread that I have ever read!
"How to no quit on the season" - Nick Saben
"How to Stuff a Wild Trophy Case" ~ the Philadelphia Eagles
"How to Appear Sane and Rational even in Stressfull Situations"~ Mike Shannihan w/ forward by Anthony Perkins
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http://www.chieftain.com/archive/2005/jul/29/sptMShanahanvKC912.jpg
Yakuza Rich
11-23-2005, 08:28 AM
"Being aggressive and unpredictable when it counts" by Bill Cowher, forward by Marty Shottenheimer
"Facial Surgery Done Right" by Jerry Jones
"Not Having Your Head up Your Arse" by the NFL Hall of Fame Voting Committee
"Getting the respect of Bill Parcells" by Jean Jacque Taylor
"Fluid Writing 101" by Mickey Spagnola
"Being Supportive of Your Superiors" by Randy Moss
"What to Wear So You Don't Look Like a NASCAR driver" by Jeff Fisher
"Wetsuit Calendar" by Dave Campo
"Blitzing and Protecting Against the Blitz" by Dave Campo
"Effective Football Scouting" by Larry Lacewell
"Wind Sprints" by Larry Allen
Rich........
StanleySpadowski
11-23-2005, 08:43 AM
"So You're Pregnant...Now What?" by Rae Carruth
:bow:
And some selections from the Cowboyszone Author section
Loves Me By Brainpaint
How to Admit When You're Wrong By Nors
Brevity By SilverBear
Not Dwelling on the Past By Katr
One Life, One Team By LaTunaNostra
AMERICAS_FAN
11-23-2005, 09:03 AM
"Tackling Like A Pro" by Deion Sanders
"What do Vocabulary Mean" by Troy Hambrick
"How to be the Team's #1 Receiver" by Alvin Harper
"Dummy's Guide to Pocket Presence" by Chad Hutchinson
"Rushing the Passer" by Ebenezer Ekuban (special introduction by Shante Carver)
And last but not least...
"There's no 'I' in 'Team'", by TO
AF
lurkercowboy
11-23-2005, 09:25 AM
Funny stuff
Scotman
11-23-2005, 09:48 AM
For the older folks:
"Getting in Touch With Your Softer Side" co written by Charlie Waters and Cliff Harris
"How to Play Ball When You've Got No Speed" by Bob Hayes
"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful" by Harvery Martin
"How to Handle Historic Failure" by Tom Landry
"The Best Football Name Ever" by Glen Titensor
"I Can't Run a 100 Yards" by Tony Dorsett
"Dealing With Skinny Legs" by Robert Newhouse
And for the new kids: :D
"Avoiding Brain Cramps" by Leon Lett
"I'm Too Fast, Too Fragile and Too Big to Be Successful" by Emmitt Smith
"Investment Advice on the Downlow" by Nate Newton
"Best Barbers in Dallas" by Mark Stepnoski
"My Year with a Shruken Head Tribe of the Deep Congo" by Troy Hambrick
"The Atkins Miracle" by Bill Parcells
"Just Throw Someone Else the Damn Ball" by Keyshawn Johnson
And for the other NFL teams:
"Living Up to Your Draft Status" by Tony Mandarich
"We'd Do it All Over Again" by the Philidelphia Eagles
"Winning the Big One" co-written by The Vikings, The Bills and the Eagles
"I am Not Napoleon Reincarnated" by Danny...Oh do I really need to say? :D
"How to Dance Without Looking Gay" by Donovan McNabb
"Being a Role Model for the Children" by Sean Taylor
This could go on forever....
Scot
Chocolate Lab
11-23-2005, 09:55 AM
:lmao: Great job fellas!
AtlCB
11-23-2005, 11:33 AM
"Just Throw Someone Else the Damn Ball" by Keyshawn Johnson
:lmao2:
hipfake08
11-23-2005, 11:36 AM
"Stick by your friends" Ray Lewis.
"Which way home" New Orleans Saints
TobiasEagle77
11-23-2005, 11:47 AM
stop dissing our badarseador
royhitshard
11-23-2005, 01:07 PM
"Just Throw Someone Else the Damn Ball" by Keyshawn Johnson
:lmao2: :laugh2: :laugh1: :bow:
DC Cowboys Fan
11-23-2005, 01:47 PM
"How to Talk the Talk and Walk the Walk" by Freddie Mitchell
"Peek-A-Boo" by Todd Pinkston
M'Kevon
11-23-2005, 06:29 PM
How to Negotiate with Subtlety, Grace and Style by Drew Rosenhaus.
DC Cowboys Fan
11-23-2005, 09:12 PM
"Permanent Facial Expressions" by Dick Vermeil
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