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Cbz40
02-19-2006, 06:33 PM
MY Last Will & Testimony: (A Very Ruff Draft)

Now before all of you get your hopes up, this document will not be sent to the power of attorney for reading for quite sometime. It’s simply this, I was advised by my attorney that you are never too young to at least write one ( A Will). So here goes:

In memory of post number 10,000.

On my passing Cbz40 will bequeath (for you ding dings.. that means “I will give”) the following items, or whatever, to these my dear friends ( in most cases), enemies ( very few), and too those that are envious of my wit, charm, good looks, and intelligence(All):

Reality: My shredded copy of “my agenda” ( private joke) plus my mod permit (bronzed).

Juke: my good looks…..he needs all the help he can get….just look at his avatar. My collection of 4 & 8 track tapes…..many oldies but goodies. (WARNING: play slowly because if played at a rapid speed they may turn to dust).

Brainpaint: My collection of “78” records. Get past the scratches you got it made. I would have given you the 33’s but my 1st wife threw them at me….needless to say they are unplayable

Hos: autographed pictures of John Wayne and Nors….. And my promise to put in a good word for you.

WG: Woody…….

Duane: My Golf clubs……hope you don’t mind the wooden shafts. With practice you’ll do fine.

Jt: My copy of the book “A Pictorial History of the NFL”.

Dale: Nothing, but my little black book ( do some research and you will have some real good stories)……. Nevermind… you have all you need so……go get it.

Michael W: My autographed picture of Drew Bledsoe. A Map of Texas. And a thank you note: for all the laughs you have given me, esp. when I needed one. And a picture of me..lol

TB: My autographed copy of “Tales from the Dallas Cowboys”

Yeager: My gators

LaTunaNostra: The ability to summarize.

InmanRoshi: My secretary……to help w/the recaps.

Alexander: My book of “one liners”

AdamJT13: My crank & tape type calculator……You never know, the lights could go out at any time.


Yakuza Rich: an extra 300mgs of memory for your CP……you may need it for more of those great poat.

Rack: One used smiley face sticker

ABQCOWBOY: Same as LaTuna



Sarge: Years supply of “Hot Wings” and a bottle of Beer ( Sarge at your age 1’s enough)….brand of your choice.

Nors: my copy of “Drew Henson a Biography” and an autographed picture of Hos & BZ

Cowpoke: A copy of my deed. (squaters rights) in Yellow Stone. And Oh yes……I leave you the Buffalo Chip Stand.

Avery: All of my Mock Draft Files…….he he he!!!!!

Jobberone & Eskimo: My autographed copy of “1000 VooDoo Home Remedies” w/two chapters devoted to sports injuries, by Dr.Kikasick & Chief Kimmasickauna

TrublueCowboy: My hard drive……if you can wade your way through it (I never could), and with your talent for writing interesting post…..it may offer some ideas.

Joseephuss: A picture of me…….that’ll teach ya.

HH31: Copy of “Football for Dummies”

Wolverine: autographed picture of Coach Zimmer

Wayne Motley: a copy of “ Don’t be Afraid to Speak Your Mind”

Zaxor: My friend…..I leave you one, one mind you, one positive thought…..lol. With your writing skills I know you will make me proud.


To All Members over the age of 45: My thick skin….for all the Old Man jokes you will have thrown at ya when I’m gone you’ll need it…..actually I liked them it gave me a chance to spank the younguns

To all Members Under the age of 45: A permit to walk across my yard and A Thought….You’re never “Too Old” until you think you are.


To All Cowbyszone Members:

My Pea Salad recipe,
Copies of : a guide to “How to Win Friends & Influence Enemies”
“The Book of Debate……a lost art”
“Tollerance”
“Patience is a Virtue”
“History of Americas Team”
“History of the Draft”
A couple of laughs a smile maybe?

10 Things I always tried to remember:

The Past brought us the Present and both, hopefully, ensures a Future.
Never forget those that brought us here.
Everyone has the right to be wrong
Only a real man can admit……”I was wrong.”
Treat others as you would have them treat you.
All opinions are important and there will always be those that differ from me.
A “pompous attitude” is asinine
Look for the “Good” not the “Bad” in a person. Even I had 1 or 2 good attributes…What they were?????????
Tunnel Vision……a personal problem….I am the only person that can cure it.
The integrity of the board is my 1st priority



Last but not Least: A Copy of my new book…”The Haunting”. Along w/my promise, not a threat: Too haunt all of you for as long as this forum exists. Happy NightMares heheheheheheh……Lol



The Dallas Cowboys: A pledge for next season: Number Six in 2006




PS……….If you think this was bad……wait to you see Ruff draft Vol. 2….at 20,000. That Is, If I am still able to type .

Hiero
02-19-2006, 06:38 PM
funny stuff. so how old are you?

WoodysGirl
02-19-2006, 06:46 PM
That was great CBZ. Happy 10k.

And I luv my gift....Can never go wrong granting me Woody. LOL :D


~thinking~ now if only we can make that happen 4real.

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 06:49 PM
[QUOTE=WoodysGirl]That was great CBZ. Happy 10k.

And I luv my gift....Can never go wrong granting me Woody. LOL :D


~thinking~ now if only we can make that happen 4real.[/QUOTE

Cbz's Ghost.......will see that it happens.:D

bbgun
02-19-2006, 07:02 PM
Well, this wouldn't be the first will I've been shut out of.

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 07:05 PM
Well, this wouldn't be the first will I've been shut out of.


Nothing personal........You will be included in Vol. 2 believe me.:lmao2:

Rack Bauer
02-19-2006, 07:07 PM
That was great CBZ. Happy 10k.

And I luv my gift....Can never go wrong granting me Woody. LOL :D


~thinking~ now if only we can make that happen 4real.


[Austin Powers Voice]Oh behave![/Austin Powers Voice]



Rack: One used smiley face sticker


[Voice of dude from not-that-old Bud Light Commercial] I love you, Man! [/Voice of dude from not-that-old Bud Light Commercial]


And smartbutstill isn't a swear word. :D

Hostile
02-19-2006, 07:11 PM
That was classic.

Congrats Pops. You've always been a classy guy here. I'm proud to call you friend.

CowboysFan02
02-19-2006, 07:15 PM
Congrats CBz!!! And great post ta-boot.

Oh and Hiero, 10k isnt how many post he has. THAT is how old he is!! *rimshot

BigDFan5
02-19-2006, 07:22 PM
I may not have been on the list but I am taking all the Dr. pepper :)

SALADIN
02-19-2006, 07:25 PM
Your finest work to date pops ;)

Bob Sacamano
02-19-2006, 07:35 PM
where's me? I got an idea of what you could leave me...

a very, good lawyer ;)

Juke99
02-19-2006, 07:41 PM
:laugh1:

Santiago, a work of art. Just like you.

I gladly accept your good looks...in fact, I figured I'd try them out in advance...

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4827/untitled14copy9jw.jpg

Hot stufffffffff baby....

As far at the tape collection, I am assuming it's your original recordings of Civil War March Themes? :)

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 07:44 PM
:laugh1:

Santiago, a work of art. Just like you.

I gladly accept your good looks...in fact, I figured I'd try them out in advance...

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/483/igor2ig.jpg

Hot stufffffffff baby....

As far at the tape collection, I am assuming it's your original recordings of Civil War March Themes? :)


:lmao: The hat did it.

Juke99
02-19-2006, 07:47 PM
:lmao: The hat did it.


I'll be getting a PM from WG soon...she just goes crazy over my bedroom eyes...

:D

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 07:49 PM
I'll be getting a PM from WG soon...she just goes crazy over my bedroom eyes...

:D


I bet......................:rolleyes:

The30YardSlant
02-19-2006, 07:49 PM
HH31: Copy of “Football for Dummies”

:lmao:

What are you insinuating? ;)

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 07:50 PM
:lmao:

What are you insinuating? ;)

Why Nothing HH...nothing at all.....:D

Juke99
02-19-2006, 07:52 PM
:lmao:

What are you insinuating? ;)


Well, I guess I'll bequeath my "Insinuating for Dummies" book to ya. :D

The30YardSlant
02-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Well, I guess I'll bequeath my "Insinuating for Dummies" book to ya. :D

How's about I insinuate upside your head? :D

WoodysGirl
02-19-2006, 07:55 PM
I'll be getting a PM from WG soon...she just goes crazy over my bedroom eyes...

:DBefore I take my medication that is...

:p:

Juke99
02-19-2006, 07:55 PM
How's about I insinuate upside your head? :D


Only if you promise to knock Cbz's hat off me... :)

The30YardSlant
02-19-2006, 08:20 PM
Only if you promise to knock Cbz's hat off me... :)

Don't make me sick Fluffy on you:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c221/drizzo11/killer_dog.jpg

Yeagermeister
02-19-2006, 08:24 PM
Don't make me sick Fluffy on you:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c221/drizzo11/killer_dog.jpg
My gators will take fluffy out :D

Rockytop6
02-19-2006, 09:56 PM
I feel so alone, friendless and neglected.

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 10:03 PM
I feel so alone, friendless and neglected.

Don't feel alone.....You are among fellow Cowboy fans.

Tell ya what!!!! I'll leave you one of my pet o'possums if I can catch the sucka....after all what are friends for.:)

Juke99
02-19-2006, 10:03 PM
Don't make me sick Fluffy on you:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c221/drizzo11/killer_dog.jpg

Fluffy has a raised eyebrow like someone who used to hang out at the old forum! :eek:

Hostile
02-19-2006, 10:07 PM
Fluffy has a raised eyebrow like someone who used to hang out at the old forum! :eek:Not only that he was a lap dog.

Hmmm.

CowboysFan02
02-19-2006, 10:11 PM
Don't feel alone.....You are among fellow Cowboy fans.

Tell ya what!!!! I'll leave you one of my pet o'possums if I can catch the sucka....after all what are friends for.:)

That sucka is pretty quick too, he has gotten me many a-time in my adventures across your yard CBz. He seems to like hiding behind your nieghbors lawn gnomes. :laugh2:

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 10:15 PM
That sucka is pretty quick too, he has gotten me many a-time in my adventures across your yard CBz. He seems to like hiding behind your nieghbors lawn gnomes. :laugh2:



:laugh2:

By the way CF02.......i'm leaving you the keys. :) The fridge will be full.:)





















Possum meat & Pea Salad :lmao: .......and your favorite beverage.:)

CowboysFan02
02-19-2006, 10:27 PM
:laugh2:

By the way CF02.......i'm leaving you the keys. :) The fridge will be full.:)





















Possum meat & Pea Salad :lmao: .......and your favorite beverage.:)

Thanks pops, you know the tail is excellent for stirring the soup while you wait for it to cool down enough to eat. Of course a fine meal like that wouldnt be complete without watching Beverly Hillbillies repeats. :laugh2:

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 10:31 PM
Thanks pops, you know the tail is excellent for stirring the soup while you wait for it to cool down enough to eat. Of course a fine meal like that wouldnt be complete without watching Beverly Hillbillies repeats. :laugh2:


Isn't it a little limp for stirring the soup??????????????:rolleyes:

Crown Royal
02-19-2006, 10:40 PM
Dagnabbit - I leave for a few months and get written out of the friggin will.

...

I should take this as a warning and call my ailing aunt RIGHT NOW.

Nice to see you again, grats

Cbz40
02-19-2006, 10:41 PM
Dagnabbit - I leave for a few months and get written out of the friggin will.

...

I should take this as a warning and call my ailing aunt RIGHT NOW.

Nice to see you again, grats

Vol II my friend........Warehouse full of Dr Pepper ;)

Seven
02-19-2006, 10:52 PM
Don't make me sick Fluffy on you:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c221/drizzo11/killer_dog.jpg

What happens to Fluffy if ya feed him past midnight? Have ya ever accidently spilled water on him?

CowboysFan02
02-19-2006, 10:56 PM
Isn't it a little limp for stirring the soup??????????????:rolleyes:

That is the key my friend you must cook it right, as to get the tail to perfect stirring consistency, while not burning it. :p:

TheSkaven
02-19-2006, 10:56 PM
Hey Cbz, dibs on your stash of cuban cigars, particularly if you have any Montecristos or Romeo y Julietta's in that collection. :D

Seriously though, it's not your time yet, may you stick around for 5 more championships! :)

Zaxor
02-20-2006, 06:13 AM
My dear friend that was brilliant, poignant and insightful not to mention wickedly humorous...A better 10K post would not have been possible:laugh2:


but if it is all the same to you .... I rather have you around for the 100K post that ought to be a real hum dinger/knee slapper

TruBlueCowboy
02-20-2006, 06:31 AM
Woohoo!! CBZ is officially 10,000 years old!!

:bounce:

Oh wait.... that said 10,000 posts, didn't it?

My bad.

Congratulations. ;)

The classiest Eddie LeBaron fan alive.

(Darnit, there I go again, I promised myself I wouldn't make age and pea salad jokes. :mad: )

But seriously, if all Cowboys fans were as classy as you, then the rest of America would really hate us, because it wouldn't be difficult at all to pull in more fans with folks like you. Happy 10,000 and many 10,000 more.

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 06:52 AM
My dear friend that was brilliant, poignant and insightful not to mention wickedly humorous...A better 10K post would not have been possible:laugh2:


but if it is all the same to you .... I rather have you around for the 100K post that ought to be a real hum dinger/knee slapper


Thanks my friend. Who said you didn't have a sense of humor?

You have ben warned...I'll be around for 100K....It's a threat & a promise.

jterrell
02-20-2006, 06:53 AM
Gratz on 10k!

Here's to 10k more.

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 06:54 AM
Woohoo!! CBZ is officially 10,000 years old!!

:bounce:

Oh wait.... that said 10,000 posts, didn't it?

My bad.

Congratulations. ;)

The classiest Eddie LeBaron fan alive.

(Darnit, there I go again, I promised myself I wouldn't make age and pea salad jokes. :mad: )

But seriously, if all Cowboys fans were as classy as you, then the rest of America would really hate us, because it wouldn't be difficult at all to pull in more fans with folks like you. Happy 10,000 and many 10,000 more.

What can I say other than you are pretty dadgum classy yourself.....thank you Trublue

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 06:56 AM
Hey Cbz, dibs on your stash of cuban cigars, particularly if you have any Montecristos or Romeo y Julietta's in that collection. :D

Seriously though, it's not your time yet, may you stick around for 5 more championships! :)


They are yours.......and I will be. :) Thank you Sir

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:07 AM
Gratz on 10k!

Here's to 10k more.

Thanks jt........

I just want to see Number 6, 7, 8 :)

Yeagermeister
02-20-2006, 07:13 AM
What can I say other than you are pretty dadgum classy yourself.....thank you Trublue
Arse kisser :D

jackrussell
02-20-2006, 07:13 AM
Woohoo!! CBZ is officially 10,000 years old!!

I was born a hundred thousand years ago
And there's nothin' in this world I do not know
Why the flag started flying
When George Washington stopped lying
I can lick the man who says that isn't so

I saw Eve and Adam driven from the door
I'm the man who picked the fig leaf that they wore
When the apple they were eating
I was from the bushes peeping
I can prove that I'm the man that ate the core

Queen Elizabeth, she fell in love with me, poor girl
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
Then I snuck around and shook her
'Cause I went with General Hooker
Just to fight mosquitoes down in Tennessee

I saw Noah when he built his famous ark
I slipped into it one night when it was dark
I saw Jonah swallow the whale
And I pulled the lion's tale
Then I crossed the land of Canaan on a lark

I taught Solomon his little ABC's
And I helped Brigham Young invent limburger cheese
Well I sailed out on the bay
With Methuselah one day
And I saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze

THUMPER
02-20-2006, 07:14 AM
Congrats on #10,000 Cbz40, you are a true gentleman and it is always a pleasure to read your posts. Besides that, anyone who would have a Walter Brennan avatar is OK with me.

Great post!

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:17 AM
Arse kisser :D


Morning Yeag......:) Have a good day

k19
02-20-2006, 07:18 AM
Congrats on 10k pops :D

And goodmorning as well

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:20 AM
I was born a hundred thousand years ago
And there's nothin' in this world I do not know
Why the flag started flying
When George Washington stopped lying
I can lick the man who says that isn't so

I saw Eve and Adam driven from the door
I'm the man who picked the fig leaf that they wore
When the apple they were eating
I was from the bushes peeping
I can prove that I'm the man that ate the core

Queen Elizabeth, she fell in love with me, poor girl
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
Then I snuck around and shook her
'Cause I went with General Hooker
Just to fight mosquitoes down in Tennessee

I saw Noah when he built his famous ark
I slipped into it one night when it was dark
I saw Jonah swallow the whale
And I pulled the lion's tale
Then I crossed the land of Canaan on a lark

I taught Solomon his little ABC's
And I helped Brigham Young invent limburger cheese
Well I sailed out on the bay
With Methuselah one day
And I saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze

Thanks Jack that was beautiful.......:)

Yeagermeister
02-20-2006, 07:21 AM
Morning Yeag......:) Have a good day
You my friend :thumbup:

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:21 AM
Congrats on #10,000 Cbz40, you are a true gentleman and it is always a pleasure to read your posts. Besides that, anyone who would have a Walter Brennan avatar is OK with me.

Great post!

Thanks Thumper you are a credit to the board.

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:24 AM
Congrats on 10k pops :D

And goodmorning as well

Thanks k19.......there you are...good to see ya....I have been missing ya.

k19
02-20-2006, 07:25 AM
Alls well out here in NM. New job working copters out here keeps me away from the net. Stupid job

trickblue
02-20-2006, 07:28 AM
Thanks pops!

Can you go ahead and send me the book? You know... just in case? :D

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:28 AM
Alls well out here in NM. New job working copters out here keeps me away from the net. Stupid job

Well Let me talk to your Boss!!!!!! We have all missed your great personality my friend.

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:29 AM
Thanks pops!

Can you go ahead and send me the book? You know... just in case? :D


It's on the way......COD...:laugh2:

PullMyFinger
02-20-2006, 08:02 AM
<BOWS REPEATEDLY> I'M NOT WORTHY........:p:

BrAinPaiNt
02-20-2006, 08:10 AM
Congrats Pops and thanks for the mention.
You are a class act all the way and I have respected you long before you ever knew it.

RCowboyFan
02-20-2006, 10:50 AM
Congrats Pops and thanks for the mention.
You are a class act all the way and I have respected you long before you ever knew it.


Damn, thats another Kiss up :D

CBZ, if I was still working in the Bar I used to work at years ago, I probably had arranged a special Lap dance for you ...... :p:

Duane
02-20-2006, 10:59 AM
What a way to break 10,000 my friend. Here's hoping the next 10K will be as good as the last. :)

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:01 AM
Damn, thats another Kiss up :D

CBZ, if I was still working in the Bar I used to work at years ago, I probably had arranged a special Lap dance for you ...... :p:


Dadgum....RC that's the story of my life....dollar short and a day too late.:D

Jarv
02-20-2006, 11:02 AM
MY Last Will & Testimony: (A Very Ruff Draft)

Now before all of you get your hopes up, this document will not be sent to the power of attorney for reading for quite sometime. It’s simply this, I was advised by my attorney that you are never too young to at least write one ( A Will). So here goes:




To All Members over the age of 45: My thick skin….for all the Old Man jokes you will have thrown at ya when I’m gone you’ll need it…..actually I liked them it gave me a chance to spank the younguns

To all Members Under the age of 45: A permit to walk across my yard and A Thought….You’re never “Too Old” until you think you are.




Congrats Pops !

Only 1 thing, what about us folks that ARE 45 ?

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:03 AM
Congrats Pops and thanks for the mention.
You are a class act all the way and I have respected you long before you ever knew it.


Likewise BP.......Thanks

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:04 AM
Congrats Pops !

Only 1 thing, what about us folks that ARE 45 ?


Take your pick....:D

Jarv
02-20-2006, 11:05 AM
Take your pick....:D

Okay, like Dieon said in the commercial... both ! :)

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:07 AM
What a way to break 10,000 my friend. Here's hoping the next 10K will be as good as the last. :)


There's always room for improvement and in my case I'll probably need another 10k to get it right.;) .

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:08 AM
Okay, like Dieon said in the commercial... both ! :)


That's exactly what I would do....:D

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:11 AM
<BOWS REPEATEDLY> I'M NOT WORTHY........:p:


Wrong!!!!!!!!!! I would like to see you post more.....you usually have something very interesting to say.

Great sig pick.

1fisher
02-20-2006, 11:11 AM
MY Last Will & Testimony: (A Very Ruff Draft)

Now before all of you get your hopes up, this document will not be sent to the power of attorney for reading for quite sometime. It’s simply this, I was advised by my attorney that you are never too young to at least write one ( A Will). So here goes:

In memory of post number 10,000.

On my passing Cbz40 will bequeath (for you ding dings.. that means “I will give”) the following items, or whatever, to these my dear friends ( in most cases), enemies ( very few), and too those that are envious of my wit, charm, good looks, and intelligence(All):

Reality: My shredded copy of “my agenda” ( private joke) plus my mod permit (bronzed).

Juke: my good looks…..he needs all the help he can get….just look at his avatar. My collection of 4 & 8 track tapes…..many oldies but goodies. (WARNING: play slowly because if played at a rapid speed they may turn to dust).

Brainpaint: My collection of “78” records. Get past the scratches you got it made. I would have given you the 33’s but my 1st wife threw them at me….needless to say they are unplayable

Hos: autographed pictures of John Wayne and Nors….. And my promise to put in a good word for you.

WG: Woody…….

Duane: My Golf clubs……hope you don’t mind the wooden shafts. With practice you’ll do fine.

Jt: My copy of the book “A Pictorial History of the NFL”.

Dale: Nothing, but my little black book ( do some research and you will have some real good stories)……. Nevermind… you have all you need so……go get it.

Michael W: the cork from my last bottle of wine……I would tell you what to do with it but I think you know. Also A Map of Texas. And a thank you note for all the laughs along with a picture of me..

TB: My autographed copy of “Tales from the Dallas Cowboys”

Yeager: My gators

LaTunaNostra: The ability to summarize.

InmanRoshi: My secretary……to help w/the recaps.

Alexander: My book of “one liners”

AdamJT13: My crank & tape type calculator……You never know, the lights could go out at any time.


Yakuza Rich: an extra 300mgs of memory for your CP……you may need it for more of those great poat.

Rack: One used smiley face sticker

ABQCOWBOY: Same as LaTuna



Sarge: Years supply of “Hot Wings” and a bottle of Beer ( Sarge at your age 1’s enough)….brand of your choice.

Nors: my copy of “Drew Henson a Biography” and an autographed picture of Hos & BZ

Cowpoke: A copy of my deed. (squaters rights) in Yellow Stone. And Oh yes……I leave you the Buffalo Chip Stand.

Avery: All of my Mock Draft Files…….he he he!!!!!

Jobberone & Eskimo: My autographed copy of “1000 VooDoo Home Remedies” w/two chapters devoted to sports injuries, by Dr.Kikasick & Chief Kimmasickauna

TrublueCowboy: My hard drive……if you can wade your way through it (I never could), and with your talent for writing interesting post…..it may offer some ideas.

Joseephuss: A picture of me…….that’ll teach ya.

HH31: Copy of “Football for Dummies”

Wolverine: autographed picture of Coach Zimmer

Wayne Motley: a copy of “ Don’t be Afraid to Speak Your Mind”

Zaxor: My friend…..I leave you one, one mind you, one positive thought…..lol. With your writing skills I know you will make me proud.


To All Members over the age of 45: My thick skin….for all the Old Man jokes you will have thrown at ya when I’m gone you’ll need it…..actually I liked them it gave me a chance to spank the younguns

To all Members Under the age of 45: A permit to walk across my yard and A Thought….You’re never “Too Old” until you think you are.


To All Cowbyszone Members:

My Pea Salad recipe,
Copies of : a guide to “How to Win Friends & Influence Enemies”
“The Book of Debate……a lost art”
“Tollerance”
“Patience is a Virtue”
“History of Americas Team”
“History of the Draft”
A couple of laughs a smile maybe?

10 Things I always tried to remember:

The Past brought us the Present and both, hopefully, ensures a Future.
Never forget those that brought us here.
Everyone has the right to be wrong
Only a real man can admit……”I was wrong.”
Treat others as you would have them treat you.
All opinions are important and there will always be those that differ from me.
A “pompous attitude” is asinine
Look for the “Good” not the “Bad” in a person. Even I had 1 or 2 good attributes…What they were?????????
Tunnel Vision……a personal problem….I am the only person that can cure it.
The integrity of the board is my 1st priority



Last but not Least: A Copy of my new book…”The Haunting”. Along w/my promise, not a threat: Too haunt all of you for as long as this forum exists. Happy NightMares heheheheheheh……Lol



The Dallas Cowboys: A pledge for next season: Number Six in 2006




PS……….If you think this was bad……wait to you see Ruff draft Vol. 2….at 20,000. That Is, If I am still able to type .

If you're able to type??? are you a hunt n pecker?:lmao2:

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 11:17 AM
If you're able to type??? are you a hunt n pecker?:lmao2:

:lmao: :lmao: almost:cool:

1fisher
02-20-2006, 11:53 AM
:lmao: :lmao: almost:cool:


I hear ya! Congrats on 10K.... If I would post everytime I visit, my count would be very high!

Qwickdraw
02-20-2006, 11:58 AM
What... nothing for me?:eek:

No wonder I purchased that tent which I will now be setting up on your lawn so that I may stomp about anytime I please.:mad: :)


Congrats.
And next time, at least leave me one DP.

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 01:50 PM
What... nothing for me?:eek:

No wonder I purchased that tent which I will now be setting up on your lawn so that I may stomp about anytime I please.:mad: :)


Congrats.
And next time, at least leave me one DP.

Be my guest. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! just wait....you will love what I plan to leave you. :D

bbgun
02-20-2006, 02:47 PM
Please bequest me some land with lots of uranium on it.

DallasCowpoke111
02-20-2006, 04:54 PM
Cowpoke: A copy of my deed. (squaters rights) in Yellow Stone. And Oh yes……I leave you the Buffalo Chip Stand.

Oh wonderful, after all those late night, emergency deliveries of Depends I did, and all I get left is some worthless land and buffalo turds!! What an ingrate!

BrAinPaiNt
02-20-2006, 05:33 PM
Oh wonderful, after all those late night, emergency deliveries of Depends I did, and all I get left is some worthless land and buffalo turds!! What an ingrate!

If you would have gotten him Dr Pepper flavored ensure you would be a millionaire one day...but no you went with the depends so he can sit in his own poo.

:p:

Cbz40
02-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Thank you for all the replies.

If I offended anyone you have my apology as that was not my intent.


I now move this thread to make room for some good football talk.;)