View Full Version : "Oh the Humanity", WKRP on NFL Talks
vicjagger
03-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Les Nessman:
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Redskins!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Redskins are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
TruBlueCowboy
03-02-2006, 10:01 AM
Les Nessman:
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Redskins!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Redskins are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
:laugh2:
CrazyCowboy
03-02-2006, 10:11 AM
That is pretty funny right there..
cobra
03-02-2006, 10:25 AM
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ABQCOWBOY
03-02-2006, 10:41 AM
I remember that episode. As I recall it was Turkeys and Thanksgiving thou. Funny stuff back in the day.
iceberg
03-02-2006, 10:42 AM
Les Nessman:
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Eeeaassster! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're Redskins!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The Redskins are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
i swear as God is my witness, i thought Redskins could fly...
Hostile
03-02-2006, 11:20 AM
i swear as God is my witness, i thought Redskins could fly...:lmao2:
This is the best thread of the week so far.
iceberg
03-02-2006, 11:38 AM
we're being attacked by the...godless...redskins fans!!!
bbgun
03-02-2006, 12:33 PM
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.
dreghorn2
03-02-2006, 12:59 PM
i swear as God is my witness, i thought Redskins could fly...
This, and the Less Nessman report, may be the funniest thing i have ever seen on this forum, and that is saying something.
T-Bone 625
03-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.
Bailey was to the late 70's early 80's what Mary Ann was to the 60's. I always preferred those two over Jennifer Marlowe and Ginger Grant.
vicjagger
03-02-2006, 07:37 PM
This, and the Less Nessman report, may be the funniest thing i have ever seen on this forum, and that is saying something.
Thanks, Rockwood. Unfortunately, too many are just a tad too young to appreciate my feeble attempt at humor, but us old folks....
iceberg
03-02-2006, 10:12 PM
Very underrated show. I went through puberty with Bailey Quarters.
she was DEFINATELY one of the hotties of the 70s
Hostile
03-02-2006, 11:21 PM
Thanks, Rockwood. Unfortunately, too many are just a tad too young to appreciate my feeble attempt at humor, but us old folks....The attempt wasn't feeble at all. It was freaking right on the money. I could picture Les doing the report. Aces man. Between your post and icerberg's response I was rolling.
jamez25
03-03-2006, 04:04 AM
one of my favorite episodes of any TV show...
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