Photoshop fun from PFT

[Tobal]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/JerryTowel.jpg

[DWAREZ]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/JerryTowel.jpg

YOu need Jerry's post-op picture to be sure..that "old" wrinkly one simply will not do. :bang2::banghead::laugh1::laugh2:

[The30YardSlant]

Never before have I felt such a mix of amusement and disgust....

[hooskins]

Hah I love it

[leotisbrown]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!

[InmanRoshi]

Those Desperate Housewive girls might be the only people who have had more work done than Jerry.

[Tobal]

This is the archive of photoshpped picks on PFT

http://www.profootballtalk.com/photo.htm

[junk]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!

Uh, OK.

[peplaw06]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!


WHA???:confused:

[hooskins]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!


HAHA!!!... ....snap Cowboys fans, you better watch out or otherwise JJ will know...oooooooh

[Wolf2k5]

HAHA!!!... ....snap Cowboys fans, you better watch out or otherwise JJ will know...oooooooh

He is just mad that our owner isnt an insane napoleaon who plays 2 much madden and has no idea how to not pay huge dollars for overated players. $31 million 4 a WR who didnt have a 1000 yard season? gimme a break id take JJ any day

[leotisbrown]

HAHA!!!... ....snap Cowboys fans, you better watch out or otherwise JJ will know...oooooooh

Mister Jones demand disipline of his fans base. We accepted that as good Cowboy fans.

At least our owner is not a money grub cheater type owner who find ileagle ways to circvent the cap with his Enron accountants shredding papers and paying bribes under the tab;le to players agents and the like.

Ownt!!!

P.S. I hate Deadskin fans and they're braggart type ways-- comming in hear and demanding big talk on themselves and their team. They can all go back to ExtremeSkins and choke on a ham samwich like Momma Cass cause mostly they fat and ugly anyways!

[JackMagist]

Mister Jones demand disipline of his fans base. We accepted that as good Cowboy fans.

At least our owner is not a money grub cheater type owner who find ileagle ways to circvent the cap with his Enron accountants shredding papers and paying bribes under the tab;le to players agents and the like.

Ownt!!!

P.S. I hate Deadskin fans and they're braggart type ways-- comming in hear and demanding big talk on themselves and their team. They can all go back to ExtremeSkins and choke on a ham samwich like Momma Cass cause mostly they fat and ugly anyways!Dude...time for your meds!

Now go see the nurse and be sure to tell her that you snuck into the doctors office and got on his computer again.

[BroGreg]

Looks like I will have to upload some of my old pictures to my site under construction for immediate use.

What is interesting is how do you make fun of an owner who was part of bringing 3 Super Bowls to his fans, while Hitler Snyder has not?

I mean really.
Every year Snyder goes on a huge shopping spree with players and coaches and where has it gotten him?

Say what you will or want about Jerry, but he bought the team and in short order not only won 3 Super Bowls, but was the owner of a team who dominated a decade.

Snyder is a business man and he is lucky for the CBA as Gibbs said, because otherwise they were down and out for good.
But if he continues to waste his money gambling he might find himself unable to recover because at this rate his spending power will be dead before the next negotiation comes up.

Never supported every decision, but I'll take him over Snyder any day.
Jerry has results in his history.
Snyder just has wasted money in his. :starspin

[JackMagist]

Jerry has results in his history. Jerry has done nothing for the Cowboys outside of Marketing; Jimmy Johnson built those Superbowl teams. This team has been on a steady decline ever since Jimmy left town and Jerry has done very little to stop the skid. So I don't feel particularly obliged to kiss Jerry's butt.

[The Fonz]

Hah I love it
you love it hope u love this too:)


http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3267/dannyboy5zj.jpg

[Eddie]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!


I see no problems with mocking our owner. If we can mock the president, why not an owner?

He's not a diety.

He's a lousy GM ... see drafts from 1994-2002. Pretty pathetic.

We've already undergone the longest playoff win drought in franchise history.

But somehow, we should make fun of Jerry Jones.

F that. I'd toss is lame butt out of Texas if I could.

[leotisbrown]

Dude...time for your meds!

Now go see the nurse and be sure to tell her that you snuck into the doctors office and got on his computer again.

I'm not on no medication! The rest of your talkings make no since at all.

PLEASE NOTE: We our Cowboy fans we got to stay together!! Deadskins and ExtremeSkins is the enemies-- don't forgets again next time please.

[leotisbrown]

you love it hope u love this too:)


http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3267/dannyboy5zj.jpg

:bow: :laugh2: :laugh1: :bow:

Now that's more reality like in terms of what might be true. Snyder would do any devil type bargain to get a player signed up and who no's what he's doing in the closet with those agaents and what not to get them so happy and ready to come.

Mister Jerry Jones has class though.

[leotisbrown]

I see no problems with mocking our owner. If we can mock the president, why not an owner?



First off we shouldn't not be doing no mockings on the president neither!!

We in a times of war againt godless heethens and the like. Civilized is at steak and the future is dangerous from the Bible and book of Revelations and such. We needs to be strong again the wicked and hold firm during the coming storm.

Our president Bush and also to Mister Jerry Jones need our support on this right til the end times cometh on things.

We our Americans and Cowboy fans and that used to meen something. To me it still is important and I stand with proud at my Countrys finest hours with steel in my hands!!

To victory!!

[clayman]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!

Lighten up Francis.

[clayman]

First off we shouldn't not be doing no mockings on the president neither!!

We in a times of war againt godless heethens and the like. Civilized is at steak and the future is dangerous from the Bible and book of Revelations and such. We needs to be strong again the wicked and hold firm during the coming storm.

Our president Bush and also to Mister Jerry Jones need our support on this right til the end times cometh on things.

We our Americans and Cowboy fans and that used to meen something. To me it still is important and I stand with proud at my Countrys finest hours with steel in my hands!!

To victory!!

did you say "steak"?? now i'm hungry.

[juice28]

You guys need to relax, leo is just being sarcastic.....UR being sarcastic right??

[Kittymama]

If you want to see a VERY unappetizing picture, take a look at PFT now!

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

Boy, that oughta kill some appetites for awhile! :laugh2:

[Danny White]

I hate it when people post the word "repost."

Just getting that out there now. :D

[JIGGYFLY]

Jerry has done nothing for the Cowboys outside of Marketing; Jimmy Johnson built those Superbowl teams. This team has been on a steady decline ever since Jimmy left town and Jerry has done very little to stop the skid. So I don't feel particularly obliged to kiss Jerry's butt.
I'll say it again Jerry won a superbowl without Jimmy and Jimmy won nothing without Jerry.

[lzppjb]

leotisbrown - I have to ask. Where the heck are you from? English must be your second language.

[Billy Bullocks]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!

You are kidding right.

El-Oh-El

[1fisher]

Posted up like this make me sad inside mostly.

PLEASE Do not make fun of Mister Jones. Don't forget he is our owner of our team himself!!

This is bad that you do the mocking of him weather it be bye photoshop or not.

Remeber we are not DeadSkin fans. Our owner deserves us to worship him for his good deeds of past and future to come.

How embarased and afraid would youi be if I took this picture to Mister Jones himself?(not saying I'would do it just putting the fear of god into you is all).

You have this for a warnings from me to think on and make sure you not do again!

leo, if you have an inside track to Mister Jones tell him to leave TO alone and don't sign him!:laugh2: :laugh2:

[cobra]

I'm slightly aroused. I had no idea Jerry had that good of a body. I'd hit it.

[cleverusername]

I see no problems with mocking our owner. If we can mock the president, why not an owner?

He's not a diety.

He's a lousy GM ... see drafts from 1994-2002. Pretty pathetic.

We've already undergone the longest playoff win drought in franchise history.

But somehow, we should make fun of Jerry Jones.

F that. I'd toss is lame butt out of Texas if I could.


Although, he's not as bad as I originally thought, i would
toss his treasure troll lame butt out of Texas if I could.