Tom Cruise is a Cannibal

[Danny White]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/cruise-holmes-kiss.jpg

Cruise: I'll eat placenta

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

[WV Cowboy]

Anything this dork does or says does not surprise me anymore.

That poor girl.

[Yeagermeister]

FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[DallasCowpoke111]

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

I don't know why, but this made my LOL!

[Danny White]

I don't know why, but this made my LOL!
So you're the expert here... what's the best way to prepare placenta? :p:

[DallasCowpoke111]

So you're the expert here... what's the best way to prepare placenta? :p:

Well, in MY "expert" opinion, I'll eat just about ANYTHING if it's covered in enough cream gravy, but THAT, I may have to draw the line on!


:p:

[Danny White]

Well, in MY "expert" opinion, I'll eat just about ANYTHING if it's covered in enough cream gravy, but THAT, I may have to draw the line on!


:p:
Sorry... the correct answer is "with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[DallasCowpoke111]

Sorry... the correct answer is "with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

[royhitshard]

Tom is one disgusting man! Katie run while you can....

[Rack Bauer]

He has to be bi-polar. He just has to be.

[Kangaroo]

He has to be bi-polar. He just has to be.

Rack that is an insult to people with bi-polar they are way smarter than that midget

[Rack Bauer]

Rack that is an insult to people with bi-polar they are way smarter than that midget


Yes, that's true. I apologize to any bi-polar members here at cowboyszone. Didn't mean to insult you.


Tom Cruise is...

...

BRAIN WASHED! That's it! He has to be brainwashed!

:cool:

[Chief]

:lmao2:

What a funny thread.

At this rate, Tom Cruise will soon be held in the same regard as Michael Jackson. He's becoming a little freak.

And I agree with the "expert" in this thread. Cream gravy makes almost anything edible.

[Danny White]

Breaking News!

Katie gave birth to a little girl today.

No news yet on whether or not Tom ate the placenta, the cord, or the baby itself.

[Yeagermeister]

Breaking News!

Katie gave birth to a little girl today.

No news yet on whether or not Tom ate the placenta, the cord, or the baby itself.

Or Katie :D

[Danny White]

Or Katie :D
Hey... there's NOTHING wrong about doing that!

[trickblue]

Breaking News!

Katie gave birth to a little girl today.

No news yet on whether or not Tom ate the placenta, the cord, or the baby itself.

I think they only devour the waste of the little boy babies... too bad for Tom, all that fasting for nothing... :(

[Yeagermeister]

Hey... there's NOTHING wrong about doing that!
I knew someone would take it that way :D

[Hoov]

I remember hearing about the birth last night at least 5 times during Boston Legal commercial breaks.

I was talking out loud to myself saying, why is this breaking news ? so what their baby was born, why is this such important news ? That kind of thing drives me nuts. I dont need to know this stuff, and every commercial break its repeated in case someone missed it 5 minuets ago.

Im also that way about athletes and their personal lives. i get tired of all that talk about who got caught with drugs and who beat up their wife and which player did steroids. Blah, Blah. Its not my buisness and i dont want it to be.

[Chief]

I remember hearing about the birth last night at least 5 times during Boston Legal commercial breaks.

I was talking out loud to myself saying, why is this breaking news ? so what their baby was born, why is this such important news ? That kind of thing drives me nuts. I dont need to know this stuff, and every commercial break its repeated in case someone missed it 5 minuets ago.

Im also that way about athletes and their personal lives. i get tired of all that talk about who got caught with drugs and who beat up their wife and which player did steroids. Blah, Blah. Its not my buisness and i dont want it to be.

Hoov, this just in .....

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Actor Tom Cruise and his fiance, actress Katie Holmes, welcomed the birth of a daughter on Tuesday, according to Cruise's publicist.

They named the girl Suri, which "has its origins in Hebrew, meaning 'princess,' or in Persian, meaning 'red rose,' " Cruise spokesman Paul Bloch said in a statement.

The baby weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces, he said, and was 20 inches long. Both mother and daughter were doing well, Bloch said.

This is the first child for Holmes, 27, a former star of the TV series "Dawson's Creek."

Cruise, 43, has an adopted son and daughter from his previous marriage to Academy-Award winning actress Nicole Kidman. Cruise was also previously married to actress Mimi Rogers.

The highly publicized romance of Cruise and Holmes -- dubbed TomKat by the media -- began about a year ago.

The "Mission: Impossible 3" star expressed his love for Holmes on a much-talked-about appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show, jumping on Winfrey's couch in apparent excitement.

When his romance with Holmes began, Cruise, an avowed Scientologist, had to fend off reports that a Scientology minder stood within inches of the couple at their every move. (Watch for the couple's spiritual plans for the child -- 1:10)

Media reports said Holmes was planning to give birth to the baby in a Church of Scientology-sanctioned "silent birth" procedure. Scientologists believe childbirth causes emotional stress to the newborn if it hears the mother groan in pain during delivery.

Actress Brooke Shields also gave birth Tuesday to a daughter, Grier Hammond Henchy, The Associated Press reported. Last year, Shields and Cruise had a public tiff after he criticized the actress for taking antidepressant medication after the birth of her first child.

In June, Cruise had an on-air confrontation with NBC "Today Show" host Matt Lauer over Cruise's opinion of psychiatry, which he has called a "pseudo-science."

Cruise recently told Parade magazine that his estranged father, Thomas Mapother III, was "a bully and a coward," and that he attempted a deathbed reconciliation. The reunion "was bittersweet," he told the magazine.

[DallasCowpoke111]

Hey... there's NOTHING wrong about doing that!

Well apparently, that is unless you're a "made" guy.

[DallasCowpoke111]

Hoov, this just in .....

LOL!

I can hear Hoov now going, "DOH!!!" :bang2: