BigDFan5
04-28-2006, 12:47 PM
(read in the tone of "twas the night before christmas')
Twas the Night before draft day and all thru the house
My draft guides were scattered, and the lights were out
The Rankings were hung by my TV with care
With the hopes that Mel Kiper would soon be there
Here I am nestled all snug in my bed
with visions of a linebacker blitz in my head
now the GM's are in the war rooms and me at my house
Staring at the TV quiet as a mouse
When on the TV they started to chatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter
Theres been a trade Tags said with a smile
and you could hear their fans screaming for about a mile
a player is picked, to someones delight
causing others to fuss and fight
Lawson or Carpenter everyone asked
either answer is gonna get you bashed
when all the teams finish, and the clock goes off
we will see on TV Merril Hodge going off
"I once sucked at football so I must be right"
"NO TEAM DONE WELL IN THIS DRAFT TONIGHT"
As Mel Kiper slaps him and Steve Young laughs
Michael Irvin checks his pockets to find his stash
Now Bermans on TV the show is at an end
Kiper still stomping ,Hodge again and again
and I heard him exclaim as the lights grew dim
"YOU BASTARDS BETTER NEVER TALK ABOUT MY HAIR AGAIN"
Twas the Night before draft day and all thru the house
My draft guides were scattered, and the lights were out
The Rankings were hung by my TV with care
With the hopes that Mel Kiper would soon be there
Here I am nestled all snug in my bed
with visions of a linebacker blitz in my head
now the GM's are in the war rooms and me at my house
Staring at the TV quiet as a mouse
When on the TV they started to chatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter
Theres been a trade Tags said with a smile
and you could hear their fans screaming for about a mile
a player is picked, to someones delight
causing others to fuss and fight
Lawson or Carpenter everyone asked
either answer is gonna get you bashed
when all the teams finish, and the clock goes off
we will see on TV Merril Hodge going off
"I once sucked at football so I must be right"
"NO TEAM DONE WELL IN THIS DRAFT TONIGHT"
As Mel Kiper slaps him and Steve Young laughs
Michael Irvin checks his pockets to find his stash
Now Bermans on TV the show is at an end
Kiper still stomping ,Hodge again and again
and I heard him exclaim as the lights grew dim
"YOU BASTARDS BETTER NEVER TALK ABOUT MY HAIR AGAIN"