Who's the fastest player on the team?

[GoodOleDays]

I think T.O. could probably burn Newman..

[Yeagermeister]

I think T.O. could probably burn Newman..
Pure speed Newman

Football speed you might be right

[BigDFan5]

Newman

[austintodallas]

Newman without question. I'll never forget watching him run Randy Moss down from behind with ease.

[THUMPER]

Are you people kidding me? Terrell Owens can run faster than a cheetah, faster than the fastest car, faster than a jet! He is invincible!

At least that's what his supporters seem to think.

Good thing I ain't one of them. :lmao2:

[RealityWynn]

TNew with EASE..

[Rack Bauer]

I think T.O. could probably burn Newman..


TO isn't a "Speed" reciever. He's got some speed, but that's not his biggest strength.


TO wouldn't even finish 5th on the team in a 40 yard dash.

[CM Duck]

is Tyson Thompson still on the roster?

I would say it would be a coin toss between him and T-New.

[roughneck266]

Flozell of course. Close second by Gurode. Like lightnin I am tellin ya!

[Crown Royal]

Newman, Glenn, some of the youngsters.

I don't care what it is, a race, football speed or a hot dog eating contest, Newman is faster than TO anyday.

[Qwickdraw]

I think T.O. could probably burn Newman..
No way.
Not even close.

T New would dust T.O.

[superpunk]

Pat Watkins.

And, I've heard that he's tall.

[TEK2000]

Pat Watkins.

And, I've heard that he's tall.

Not a bad point, Watkins is suppose to be pretty fast... but I'm gonna go with the 2 time Big 12 100 Meter Dash champion Terrence Newman.

[jterrell]

Newman, Thompson, Aaron Glenn, TO have all posted sub 4.3 times.

Newman is the fastest on paper.

Terry Glenn might be the hardest to run with because of his quickness.

TO is the hardest to deal with overall because he moves so well with real power. He can toss you then run his 4.3 while you are trying to get your balance back. There are plenty of internet articles about his raw speed.

Tyson Thompson might be a bit too fast as a RB. He can flat burn but he doesn't always see the hole and explode. He explodes then runs into the holes. Thats why he is really only useful on sweeps right now. His feet are faster than his eyes.

Aaron Glenn is obviously not at his fastest this late in his career but as a younger player he was extremely fast and covered the other team's fastest WRs one on one with ease. He is clearly not as fast nowadays as Santana Moss.


All 4 of those guys were track stars. Thompson was the fastest kid in Texas, Newman in Kansas.

[austintodallas]

Nice synopsis jterrell! Thanks. That should just about wrap this thread up.

[NorTex]

Owens has continued to work on improving his speed...I believe he is the fastest on the team.

[Alexander]

The fact that Randall Williams was called the fastest player on Dallas teams for years should show everyone how worthless the distinction is. Who cares?

[jterrell]

The fact that Randall Williams was called the fastest player on Dallas teams for years should show everyone how worthless the distinction is. Who cares?
Speed does matter. Players respect it. They do race each other quite often.

Randel Williams problem is that he is simply not a football player.
He was a track kid from NYC.

Had he been raised in Texas he's be a Pro Bowler right now:)~

[Alexander]

Speed does matter. Players respect it. They do race each other quite often.

Randel Williams problem is that he is simply not a football player.
He was a track kid from NYC.

Had he been raised in Texas he's be a Pro Bowler right now:)~

Again.

What did Williams' distinction get him?

A job on special teams.

I don't care how many teammates you beat in a sprint.

Good players make plays. They run the correct routes. They make the right decisions. Anyone with a pair of cleats can run fast. The key is finding those that can do both. And most of the time, those that own the speed records are deficient in many other parts of their game.

I guess this distinction means something in terms of locker room bragging rights, but in the general scheme of things, it is relatively useless.

[InmanRoshi]

Newman can cover TO. TO could never cover Newman.

[NextGenBoys]

You are all wrong. Tyson Thompson.

[Alexander]

Newman can cover TO. TO could never cover Newman.

And this means nothing in the general scheme of things since Owens won't be playing cornerback against Newman at wide receiver.

[AsthmaField]

There are good football players and bad football players. Some of the good ones have speed and some of the bad ones have speed.

I'll take a good football player over a bad football player any day.

I'll take a good football player, without speed over a bad football player with speed, any day.

However, I'll take a good football player with speed over a good football player without speed, any day.

Speed certainly isn't everything... but it can make a huge difference. Speed can make a good football player great.

Speed is the only reason JJ is starting over Barber at RB. I think Barber is a better RB... but Dallas wants that break-away ability that Jones has. Everyone says Barber is good but Jones has a chance to be special. However, Barber has better vision, I think... and more power, is tougher, can catch better... but Jones has speed. And so, he's the one we want to win the job.

Speed isn't everything... but it matters.

[Alexander]

You are all wrong. Tyson Thompson.

Thank you for proving my point.

Fastest player on the team, but would be fortunate to have a small role.

[EMMITTnROY]

ummm.. maybe it's just fun to talk about.. :rolleyes:

[superpunk]

Gurode.

Did you see the TC pic today? He was chasing down Reeves like Reeves stole his mini-Crunch bar.

[InmanRoshi]

And this means nothing in the general scheme of things since Owens won't be playing cornerback against Newman at wide receiver.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Do we also need your permission to speculate who the strongest player on the team is?

[Alexander]

There are good football players and bad football players. Some of the good ones have speed and some of the bad ones have speed.

I'll take a good football player over a bad football player any day.

I'll take a good football player, without speed over a bad football player with speed, any day.

However, I'll take a good football player with speed over a good football player without speed, any day.

Speed certainly isn't everything... but it can make a huge difference. Speed can make a good football player great.

Speed is the only reason JJ is starting over Barber at RB. I think Barber is a better RB... but Dallas wants that break-away ability that Jones has. Everyone says Barber is good but Jones has a chance to be special. However, Barber has better vision, I think... and more power, is tougher, can catch better... but Jones has speed. And so, he's the one we want to win the job.

Speed isn't everything... but it matters.

Again, speed is useless without some of the rest of the package.

So if someone is the "fastest Cowboy" that doesn't tell me a single thing that's relevant other than the fact they can run quite fast.

They could be Alexander Wright or Randal Williams for all I know. And neither of those two players did a single solitary thing in terms of helping this franchise win football games.

[TEK2000]

Again.

What did Williams' distinction get him?

A job on special teams.

I don't care how many teammates you beat in a sprint.

Good players make plays. They run the correct routes. They make the right decisions. Anyone with a pair of cleats can run fast. The key is finding those that can do both. And most of the time, those that own the speed records are deficient in many other parts of their game.

I guess this distinction means something in terms of locker room bragging rights, but in the general scheme of things, it is relatively useless.

Why are you posting in the thread if its so useless?

Its just a question of who is the fastest player on the team... no one has said anything about how that relates to FOOTBALL ability.

This is NOT the case for anyone that's been listed in this thread. TO and Newman being the main discussion... both of them are FAST and outstanding PLAYERS.
Are you sure you want to say MOST?
You've got 1 example of Randall Williams. There's a LONG list of speedsters that were GREAT football players. Bob Hayes, Darrell Green, Deion Sanders, TERRENCE NEWMAN, BO JACKSON................

[Alexander]

ummm.. maybe it's just fun to talk about.. :rolleyes:

It's day one of camp.

You have spent all offseason salivating for this day.

Yet, a topic of conversation is which Cowboy can run the fastest.

:laugh1:

[big dog cowboy]

They could be Alexander Wright or Randal Williams for all I know. And neither of those two players did a single solitary thing in terms of helping this franchise win football games.
Well Williams did return that onside kick a TD once. :D

[EMMITTnROY]

I think that Spider-Man could take Batman in a fight.. His Spidey strength, his Spidey sense, his agility, and his webbing would give him a huge advantage over Batman, who is basically just an inflated James Bond.. now, neither Spider-Man nor Batman are gonna help the Dallas Cowboys win football games this year.. but it's just kinda fun to talk about..

[TEK2000]

Again, speed is useless without some of the rest of the package.

So if someone is the "fastest Cowboy" that doesn't tell me a single thing that's relevant other than the fact they can run quite fast.

They could be Alexander Wright or Randal Williams for all I know. And neither of those two players did a single solitary thing in terms of helping this franchise win football games.

I beg to differ... :laugh1:

D.Akers kicks onside 7 yards from PHI 30 to PHI 37. RANDALL WILLIAMS for 37 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Recovered the ball left side of the field. The last time a kickoff was returned for 37 or fewer yards for a touchdown was Dec. 19, 1999 when Henry Jones of Buffalo recorded a 37-yard touchdown return.

Cowboys won that game 23-21 in 2003 after Williams ran the opening kickoff in for a TD. I'd say that's helping the team. :lmao2:

:laugh1: :laugh1: (I know.. 1 example.. just giving you a hard time. :))

[Alexander]

Well Williams did return that onside kick a TD once. :D

You know, as soon as I hit enter I knew some cheeky individual was going to catch that.

[superpunk]

I think that Spider-Man could take Batman in a fight.. His Spidey strength, his Spidey sense, his agility, and his webbing would give him a huge advantage over Batman, who is basically just an inflated James Bond.. now, neither Spider-Man nor Batman are gonna help the Dallas Cowboys win football games this year.. but it's just kinda fun to talk about..

Wolverine Pwns everyone. Except Magneto. He's made of adamantium - what do you want?

[Alexander]

I think that Spider-Man could take Batman in a fight.. His Spidey strength, his Spidey sense, his agility, and his webbing would give him a huge advantage over Batman, who is basically just an inflated James Bond.. now, neither Spider-Man nor Batman are gonna help the Dallas Cowboys win football games this year.. but it's just kinda fun to talk about..

I am not intrigued by comic book super heroes, so that might be part of my problem.

[jterrell]

Again.

What did Williams' distinction get him?

A job on special teams.

I don't care how many teammates you beat in a sprint.

Good players make plays. They run the correct routes. They make the right decisions. Anyone with a pair of cleats can run fast. The key is finding those that can do both. And most of the time, those that own the speed records are deficient in many other parts of their game.

I guess this distinction means something in terms of locker room bragging rights, but in the general scheme of things, it is relatively useless.


Alexander if you could have two players with similar skills but one is markedly faster than the other which do you take?

40 times are somewhat silly but true football speed is rarely overrated EXCEPT where the player involved is only loosely fitting of the title football player.

Is Randy Moss a great WR? Would he be if he ran a 4.68 40?
Would Deion be any good if he ran a 4.6?

Every NFL team works hard to build their players speed because it is part of the overall skillset that makes them successful.

I ran a 4.65. If I ran a 4.45 I am fairly certain I would have at least made an NFL camp if not a team.

[AsthmaField]

Again, speed is useless without some of the rest of the package.

So if someone is the "fastest Cowboy" that doesn't tell me a single thing that's relevant other than the fact they can run quite fast.

They could be Alexander Wright or Randal Williams for all I know. And neither of those two players did a single solitary thing in terms of helping this franchise win football games.

You disagree that it's better to have a good football player with speed than a good football player without?

[EMMITTnROY]

Wolverine Pwns everyone. Except Magneto. He's made of adamantium - what do you want?
Wolverine is tough to beat.. you really can't kill him.. but I think he would have a really hard time with Spidey.. Spider-Man is so quick and agile and his strength and webbing would give Wolverine fits.. BUT.. like I said, Wolverine really can't be killed.. it would be a good fight..

[EMMITTnROY]

I am not intrigued by comic book super heroes, so that might be part of my problem.
see, but you had some fun with me, so you are getting the hang of it! :)

[big dog cowboy]

You know, as soon as I hit enter I knew some cheeky individual was going to catch that.
That is the first time someone called me 'cheeky' in a long time. I'm honored! :)

[superpunk]

I believe the real question is...who is the hotter superhero - Halle Berry, or Jennifer Garner?

[AsthmaField]

I always kinda figured that the Hulk couldn't be beaten... and he'd make a heck of a NT.

[EMMITTnROY]

I believe the real question is...who is the hotter superhero - Halle Berry, or Jennifer Garner?
Are you kidding me?! Halle Berry by a mile! Now, granted, her hair is a little funky as Storm, but she is smokin' hot.. Jennifer Garner doesn't have any (umm.. hmm.. I don't know how to word this without getting a slap on the wrist).. doesn't have any... babyfeeders..

[AsthmaField]

Are you kidding me?! Halle Berry by a mile! Now, granted, her hair is a little funky as Storm, but she is smokin' hot.. Jennifer Garner doesn't have any (umm.. hmm.. I don't know how to word this without getting a slap on the wrist).. doesn't have any... babyfeeders..

funbags
sweater pies

[superpunk]

Are you kidding me?! Halle Berry by a mile! Now, granted, her hair is a little funky as Storm, but she is smokin' hot.. Jennifer Garner doesn't have any (umm.. hmm.. I don't know how to word this without getting a slap on the wrist).. doesn't have any... babyfeeders..
Don't be such a negative nancy. Garner will kick your ***.

[EMMITTnROY]

I always kinda figured that the Hulk couldn't be beaten... and he'd make a heck of a NT.
yeah, the Hulk is next to impossible to beat, especially if he gets really angry.. you won't like him when he's angry.. as far as being a good NT..

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Lou-Ferrigno---The-Incredible-Hulk-Photograph-C10052499.jpeg

ummm.. yeah... If I was Parcells, I'd give him a look..

(Can you imagine Hulk AND T.O. on the same team though?! Let's be real here guys, I don't think they could coexist...)

[jterrell]

funbags
sweater pies
entertainment center.

[austintodallas]

see, but you had some fun with me, so you are getting the hang of it! :)Good stuff. Doesn't the Hulk get infinitely stronger as he gets madder? I'll go with him.

[Alexander]

You disagree that it's better to have a good football player with speed than a good football player without?

That isn't what my point is.

Just because a player is the fastest player on the team isn't an indicator that he can actually play.

It is just this type of thinking that leads people to believe that an impressive 40 time means everything.

It has it's part. And as I said before, if the mental part doesn't accompany the speed, it is completely useless.

[Alexander]

I believe the real question is...who is the hotter superhero - Halle Berry, or Jennifer Garner?

I watched that Catwoman movie.

I have to say it was perhaps one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I did watch the Daredevil movie with her in it and it was superior.

[koolaid]

I think that Spider-Man could take Batman in a fight.. His Spidey strength, his Spidey sense, his agility, and his webbing would give him a huge advantage over Batman, who is basically just an inflated James Bond.. now, neither Spider-Man nor Batman are gonna help the Dallas Cowboys win football games this year.. but it's just kinda fun to talk about..

i'm sure batman would have the capabilty to create or buy some sort of tranq or other device to subdue spiderman and beat him mercilessly

[EMMITTnROY]

That isn't what my point is.

Just because a player is the fastest player on the team isn't an indicator that he can actually play.

It is just this type of thinking that leads people to believe that an impressive 40 time means everything.

It has it's part. And as I said before, if the mental part doesn't accompany the speed, it is completely useless.
not to be rude, but what in the world does any of that have to do with the Hulk or Jennifer Garner's lack of chestal regioning?

[superpunk]

I watched that Catwoman movie.

I have to say it was perhaps one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I did watch the Daredevil movie with her in it and it was superior.

Boo Catwoman. I didn't even see that.

We're talking Storm, brotha! ;)

Although, it's possible Rebecca Romijn beats all.....

[Alexander]

Boo Catwoman. I didn't even see that.

We're talking Storm, brotha! ;)

Although, it's possible Rebecca Romijn beats all.....

I also saw that X-Men movie. I agree. The blue girl was quite fetching.

[superpunk]

not to be rude, but what in the world does any of that have to do with the Hulk or Jennifer Garner's lack of chestal regioning?

fun bags.

http://www.bartcop.com/jennifer-garner-30.jpg

[AsthmaField]

Jennifer Garner's lack of chestal regioning?

Or as jterrell would say... her entertainment center is small.

Teeny-tiny moo-moo's.

[koolaid]

this is quickly getting out of hand...

[AsthmaField]

this is quickly getting out of hand...

They will with too much baby oil.

Okay, I'm stoppin'.

[superpunk]

this is quickly getting out of hand...

Use two.

[AsthmaField]

I also saw that X-Men movie. I agree. The blue girl was quite fetching.

Who played the blue girl? She was nicely put together.

[lane]

alexander has made great points.

speed is a great weapon....but highly overrated.

i personally feel that a lot of athletes coming out of college are drafted purely on their 40 times and that is wrong.

jmo, lane.

[EMMITTnROY]

Great synonyms for Jennifer Garner's lack super soakers guys!! You guys should work for the Thesaurus!

austintodallas: yep, Hulk does get infinitely stronger as he gets madder, so he is a good choice...

koolaid: Batman wouldn't even come up with the tranq himself though.. he'd just get his elderly butler or his little teenage boy in tights to do it for him..

superpunk: that's a great picture, she looks incredibly hot.. BUT.. I know that she is wearing a pushup.. (and I'm not talking about the orange flavored ice creams)

[superpunk]

Who played the blue girl? She was nicely put together.

word.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/13_rebecca_romijn.jpg

[AsthmaField]

word.

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/13_rebecca_romijn.jpg

I'll say!

[EMMITTnROY]

yeah, Rebecca Romijn (the blue girl, aka Mystique) is really hot.. she was married to Uncle Jesse from Full House for years, but they just got a divorce.. just sayin, she is available..

[lane]

emmitt smith was never known for speed and look how that turned out.

[IronMan]

Newman, Thompson, Aaron Glenn, TO have all posted sub 4.3 times.

They are elite level athletes with blazing speed, but I think we all get carried away on 40 times.

Link (http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/20050418-9999-1s18forty.html)

[superpunk]

superpunk: that's a great picture, she looks incredibly hot.. BUT.. I know that she is wearing a pushup.. (and I'm not talking about the orange flavored ice creams)

You're a bloody D-litist, aren't you? Persecuting the AB-ites? You're an anti-AB-ite!

[AsthmaField]

emmit smith was never known for speed and look how that turned out.

I agree.

Imagine if Emmitt would've had Deion speed though.:eek:

All those times he broke into the open only to have a safety drag him down... He would've taken it to the house on many occasions... many more than he already did, I mean.

[superpunk]

emmitt smith was never known for speed and look how that turned out.

Interesting take. I once read that Garner ran five miles every day to train for her show. I've heard no such take on Berry. But, Berry is more of a natural, all around beauty.

Heck - the nod goes to Romijn!

[EMMITTnROY]

You're a bloody D-litist, aren't you? Persecuting the AB-ites? You're an anti-AB-ite!
haha! actually, really, I'm more of a C-ster myself.. but Jennifer is much like the boys in Oxnard right now-- she is in TRAINING camp..

[EMMITTnROY]

Interesting take. I once read that Garner ran five miles every day to train for her show. I've heard no such take on Berry. But, Berry is more of a natural, all around beauty.

Heck - the nod goes to Romijn!
:laugh2:

[superpunk]

haha! actually, really, I'm more of a C-ster myself.. but Jennifer is much like the boys in Oxnard right now-- she is in TRAINING camp..

OH SNAP!!!!!!!

But....get a girl pregnant......

http://www.style.com/slideshows/parties/030406OSCA/20m.jpg

Nature kicks ***.

[EMMITTnROY]

OH SNAP!!!!!!!

But....get a girl pregnant......



Nature kicks ***.
truer words have never been spoken.. :toast:

[Tio]

Or as jterrell would say... her entertainment center is small.

Teeny-tiny moo-moo's.


this will be inapropriate, however, she is a part of the itty-bitty-titty comittee

[AdamJT13]

They are elite level athletes with blazing speed, but I think we all get carried away on 40 times.

Link (http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/20050418-9999-1s18forty.html)


That's a crummy article. The writer doesn't understand the inherent differences between a track race and a football 40.

[StanleySpadowski]

When the heck is this site going to start dealing with football. I for one am getting sick of everything turning off topic. Some people may amuse themselves but they are easily amused.

I'm serious. This site used to be about football but anymore it's gotten to the point where a bunch of Ranch reject wannabe comedians seem to get away with whatever they want.


Quality topic ruined by tools. Of course when mods don't follow the rules why should anyone else.

Another case of a great site ruined by a few people who have nothing better to do than post thousands of times and bring the intellect down.

[superpunk]

When the heck is this site going to start dealing with football. I for one am getting sick of everything turning off topic. Some people may amuse themselves but they are easily amused.

I'm serious. This site used to be about football but anymore it's gotten to the point where a bunch of Ranch reject wannabe comedians seem to get away with whatever they want.


Quality topic ruined by tools. Of course when mods don't follow the rules why should anyone else.

Another case of a great site ruined by a few people who have nothing better to do than post thousands of times and bring the intellect down.

:violin:

Play on, playa. :D

[Alexander]

Quality topic ruined by tools.

"Who is the fastest Cowboy" is a quality topic?

[BigDFan5]

I believe the real question is...who is the hotter superhero - Halle Berry, or Jennifer Garner?

Jennifer Garner rocks my socks

[superpunk]

Jennifer Garner rocks my socks

Shut up.

Quit ruining quality topics, jerk-off.

[Alexander]

Shut up.

Quit ruining quality topics, jerk-off.

No, wannabe Ranch something or other.

[BigDFan5]

Shut up.

Quit ruining quality topics, jerk-off.

:chainsaw: :chop: :tongue:

[EMMITTnROY]

As I look back on the last few posts before mine, I can't help but sit back with a big smile and admire what this thread has become.. you guys make me proud.. :)

[superpunk]

No, wannabe Ranch something or other.

Let's be honest a second here.

What football is there to talk about? Nothing happened today. Keith Davis has been done to death. We're sick of Greg Ellis, TO, and the Redskins otherworldly receiving corps. We're sick of Taylor vs. Roy debates. We all REALLY want some REAL football.

I see no reason to ***** because some completely subjective thread got jacked at 12:30 in the morning. :rolleyes:

[AsthmaField]

When the heck is this site going to start dealing with football. I for one am getting sick of everything turning off topic. Some people may amuse themselves but they are easily amused.

I'm serious. This site used to be about football but anymore it's gotten to the point where a bunch of Ranch reject wannabe comedians seem to get away with whatever they want.


Quality topic ruined by tools. Of course when mods don't follow the rules why should anyone else.

Another case of a great site ruined by a few people who have nothing better to do than post thousands of times and bring the intellect down.

Until you came along, not one person on this thread had called anyone any derogatory names. No hard feelings amongst any of us. Just a little kidding around.

You come in and call everyone "Tools" and that's OK? That's mature?

To me, it is by far the worst thing in this thread. Nice attack. Nice way to attack the mods.

You could find another board. I'm just sayin...

[superpunk]

Until you came along, not one person on this thread had called anyone any derogatory names. No hard feelings amongst any of us. Just a little kidding around.

You come in and call everyone "Tools" and that's OK? That's mature?

To me, it is by far the worst thing in this thread. Nice attack.

It's not an attack when you're the righteous one.

Just ask the muslims of the middle ages. They weren't "attacked". They were "readjusted".

[EMMITTnROY]

Let's be honest a second here.

What football is there to talk about? Nothing happened today. Keith Davis has been done to death. We're sick of Greg Ellis, TO, and the Redskins otherworldly receiving corps. We're sick of Taylor vs. Roy debates. We all REALLY want some REAL football.

I see no reason to ***** because some completely subjective thread got jacked at 12:30 in the morning. :rolleyes:

Until you came along, not one person on this thread had called anyone any derogatory names. No hard feelings amongst any of us. Just a little kidding around.

You come in and call everyone "Tools" and that's OK? That's mature?

To me, it is by far the worst thing in this thread. Nice attack. Nice way to attack the mods.

You could find another board. I'm just sayin...
very, very well put guys.. nicely done..

[AsthmaField]

It's not an attack when you're the righteous one.

Just ask the muslims of the middle ages. They weren't "attacked". They were "readjusted".

Oh right.

We've been repremanded about light hearted humor by a guy who has Kramer as his avatar.

Something is wrong in the galaxy...

[Alexander]

I see no reason to ***** because some completely subjective thread got jacked at 12:30 in the morning. :rolleyes:

You apparently aren't the intellectual that Stanley Spadowski is because you don't expect on-topic hard-hitting football discussions after the witching hour.

Raise the bar, sir.

[superpunk]

You apparently aren't the intellectual that Stanley Spadowski is because you don't expect on-topic hard-hitting football discussions after the witching hour.

Raise the bar, sir.

:laugh1:

I guess you guys could review my descriptive essay - that I'm never going to get done if this football talk doesn't cool down. I wonder what drills they're running in Oxnard right now....

[AsthmaField]

You apparently aren't the intellectual that Stanley Spadowski is because you don't expect on-topic hard-hitting football discussions after the witching hour.

Raise the bar, sir.

:lmao:

Some of us just can't get the bar that high, Alex. It's just too **** high.

[Alexander]

Oh right.

We've been repremanded about light hearted humor by a guy who has Kramer as his avatar.

Not even Cosmo Kramer.

A character that even Michael Richards might not include on his resume. I think U.H.F. is behind the psycho killer he portrayed in Problem Child.

[EMMITTnROY]

Oh right.

We've been repremanded about light hearted humor by a guy who has Kramer as his avatar.

Something is wrong in the galaxy...
haha! you beat me to it!! I was just about to say something about that!!

that would be like Ozzy Osbourne coming in here and telling us to quit talking about stupid hard rock music cause he wants to talk some serious football on a Friday night at midnight..

[superpunk]

So......














Newman is faster than TO.

[BigDFan5]

You apparently aren't the intellectual that Stanley Spadowski is because you don't expect on-topic hard-hitting football discussions after the witching hour.

Raise the bar, sir.


Alex first you were on the side that the thread was worthless, now defend Stanley when he is mad the "worthless" thread got hijacked? Come on man cant play both sides! :)

[Alexander]

So......














Newman is faster than TO.

My turn.

Who cares?

[Alexander]

Alex first you were on the side that the thread was worthless, now defend Stanley when he is mad the "worthless" thread got hijacked? Come on man cant play both sides! :)

Actually, he said the thread was worthwhile and got ruined.

It seems to me that this topic got its just rewards.

[superpunk]

Alex first you were on the side that the thread was worthless, now defend Stanley when he is mad the "worthless" thread got hijacked? Come on man cant play both sides! :)

I'm confused.

But, if you'd like to laugh, I could link you to a thread at ES where I'm trying to determine whether or not a Skins fan wants to have relations with DeMarcus Ware....

[AsthmaField]

Not even Cosmo Kramer.

A character that even Michael Richards might not include on his resume. I think U.H.F. is behind the psycho killer he portrayed in Problem Child.


Obviously, the hard hitting, straight-laced U.H.F. went right over your head, Alex. If you don't get it, don't take it out on Spadowski. He just doesn't deserve it.

U.H.F. is only for the intellectually sophisticated.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/41/79/26m.jpg

[BigDFan5]

Actually, he said the thread was worthwhile and got ruined.

It seems to me that this topic got its just rewards.

Yes but u defended the guy mad that the thread got ruined a thread you personally thought sucked LOL

[BigDFan5]

I'm confused.

But, if you'd like to laugh, I could link you to a thread at ES where I'm trying to determine whether or not a Skins fan wants to have relations with DeMarcus Ware....

Yeah I am in that thread reading LOL


As for being confused whats new? :laugh1:

[EMMITTnROY]

I wonder what drills they're running in Oxnard right now....
:lmao2:

well, my money says they are just doing some of the basics.. light workout kinda stuff.. Parcells doesn't really like to turn up the intensity until about 1:45AM.. he knows that's when the bars do their last call, so he has to keep the guys focused..

[Alexander]

Yes but u defended the guy mad that the thread got ruined a thread you personally thought sucked LOL

Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.

[AsthmaField]

I'm confused.

But, if you'd like to laugh, I could link you to a thread at ES where I'm trying to determine whether or not a Skins fan wants to have relations with DeMarcus Ware....

I wouldn't mind taking a look at that. Linkage?

[superpunk]

I wouldn't mind taking a look at that. Linkage?

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161255&page=11&pp=15

Go to the very last post on that page - that's me. Just havin a little fun :)

[EMMITTnROY]

So......














Newman is faster than TO.
haha!! I don't care what the crap the guy from U.H.F. thinks, this is becoming one of my all-time favorite threads.. I have actually lol'd a few times reading this thing, which is very rare for me..

[superpunk]

:lmao2:

well, my money says they are just doing some of the basics.. light workout kinda stuff.. Parcells doesn't really like to turn up the intensity until about 1:45AM.. he knows that's when the bars do their last call, so he has to keep the guys focused..

Keep in mind that we HAVE to get Keith off the roads by 4:30 am - at the latest.

[AsthmaField]

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=161255&page=11&pp=15

Go to the very last post on that page - that's me. Just havin a little fun :)

:lmao:

Nice!

I can see your work in those few sentences.

Redskins are so fun to mess with.

[BigDFan5]

Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.

So Stanley is your sister?

[EMMITTnROY]

Have you ever abused a sibling, but then were faced with the situation when they were confronted by an outsider?

It is your job and when someone else comes around and tries to do that, then the natural reaction is to defend what is yours.
what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D

[superpunk]

what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D

And of course, Stanley is free to join at any time.

People COULD have gotten really worked up and turned this into a pointless 120 post thread about which player is fastest - without ever having anything to back it up.

Instead, you saved it - and turned it into a pointless 120 post thread where we discussed superheros, and hot chicks.

And no feelings were hurt.

How is this bad again? And more importantly.....

http://gimps.de/wettbewerb/albums/userpics/halle-berry-worp.jpg

[BigDFan5]

what's cool is, Alexander unintentionally started this whole thing.. he was being so uptight about this thread being useless and I was just trying to explain to him that sometimes it's just FUN to talk about stuff and one thiing led to another.. then he went from being Mr. Scrooge to being one of the boys and having some fun with us.. it was a wonderful transformation, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it happen before my very eyes.. I feel like I had something to do with that new little twinkle in Alex's eye, and for that I am very proud.. :D

Did you say you wanted to tinkle In Alexanders eye?
:laugh1:

[EMMITTnROY]

Keep in mind that we HAVE to get Keith off the roads by 4:30 am - at the latest.
NO, NO, NO.. That's TOMORROW night.. There are no 6am church services on Saturday morning, silly..

[superpunk]

Did you say you wanted to tinkle In Alexanders eye?
:laugh1:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

That's sick.:cool:

[Bizwah]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Thanks for the link to ES!

I haven't bellylaughed in months!

Those guys make it too easy. They take themselves too seriously.

Please don't stop over there! I love to see them roll in circles trying to answer.

[BigDFan5]

http://www.prettycelebrities.net/actrices/jennifer_garner/jennifer_garner2.jpg

[BigDFan5]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Thanks for the link to ES!

I haven't bellylaughed in months!

Those guys make it too easy. They take themselves too seriously.

Please don't stop over there! I love to see them roll in circles trying to answer.

Sad part is the guy who is seriously trying to fix the "misunderstanding" of us thinking he wants to have sex with ware

[AsthmaField]

And no feelings were hurt.

MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.

[StanleySpadowski]

Until you came along, not one person on this thread had called anyone any derogatory names. No hard feelings amongst any of us. Just a little kidding around.

You come in and call everyone "Tools" and that's OK? That's mature?

To me, it is by far the worst thing in this thread. Nice attack. Nice way to attack the mods.

You could find another board. I'm just sayin...


You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.

[superpunk]

Sad part is the guy who is seriously trying to fix the "misunderstanding" of us thinking he wants to have sex with ware

No.

He wants to have sex with Ware's mom.

[BigDFan5]

MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.

http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs3/0215183.jpg

[BigDFan5]

You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.


You aren't leaving save the dramatics, every thread on the page is about Cowboys news except ONE, and you are crying about it.

[superpunk]

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news.
Which explains your angst over a "Who is fastest" thread getting hijacked.

You weren't required to keep reading, you know. And I think the title would tell you - this thread ain't news.

[BigDFan5]

No.

He wants to have sex with Ware's mom.

thought he was using ware to get to his mom

[EMMITTnROY]

And of course, Stanley is free to join at any time.

People COULD have gotten really worked up and turned this into a pointless 120 post thread about which player is fastest - without ever having anything to back it up.

Instead, you saved it - and turned it into a pointless 120 post thread where we discussed superheros, and hot chicks.

And no feelings were hurt.

How is this bad again? And more importantly.....


Exactamondo! If talking about superheroes and hot chicks is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!! and that's a great picture of Miss Berry.. but something just seems so.. I dunno.. off about it.. like you are trying to distort her looks in an attempt to make it seem as though your argument for Ol' Empty Bras seem stronger.. I just can't place what it is.. OH!! You dirty dog!! You photoshopped that bracelet, didnt you?!

ps-- thanks for the props.. :)

[AsthmaField]

http://www.canstockphoto.com/big_thumbs3/0215183.jpg

You think that's what he called me?

Oh, I AM hurt.

This board is clearly at a crossroads. Very few people on this board has the kind of tool chest I have at home. How many on here have taken Bob Vila out to dinner? Hmmmmmm? Not many I bet. Yet everything I post is just pushed back by self important people, because I've been called a tool.

I've got all non-tools on ignore and it's just getting harder and harder to cope.

Some changes will have to take place or this board will look like tool shed light. I won't let the door hit me... but I will oil the hinges.

[EMMITTnROY]

You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.
here ya go, man, this is for you..
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/4319.jpg

[Alexander]

it is time for me to go.

So can you be called "nathanlt" from now on?

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day.

And it does not take an intellectual to figure out which threads to click on and which to ignore.

I clicked on this thread because I found the topic to be worthless. And the discussion ensued.

Now if you clicked on this thread and expect Cowboys news, then I suspect you really had the wrong idea. This thread probably would have been better suited for duty several weeks ago when there was nothing important to talk about.

I waste my time reading this crud.

You only have yourself to blame.

To me "Fastest Cowboy" does not equal solid news, but perhaps that is just me.

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

:lmao2:

Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.

Start a new thread. Keep bumping it until you get the attention you feel a person of your standing deserves.

[superpunk]

How many on here have taken Bob Vila out to dinner? Hmmmmmm? Not many I bet.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9589/giveadamn3ah0orjq6.gif

[EMMITTnROY]

MY feelings were hurt.

He called me a tool. A TOOL!

What exactly did he mean by that, do you think? That I'm like a.... wrench, er... a pipe wrench? Or like a belt sander? Cause, a belt sander is kinda cool.

Oh, forget it! I'm hurt.
hehe.. Kramer may have us on ignore, but I feel like I've met some kindred spirits tonight..

[BigDFan5]

Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.


But remember WE are the ones with a high opinion of ourselves

cracking jokes and being loose = high opinion

trying to brag about your "contacts" = level headed individual


BTW +10 for the nathanlt reference

[superpunk]

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.

http://www.argoth.co.uk/acatalog/fezwhiteswirl.jpg

I have cat-eye contacts, too.














Which brings us back to Halle Berry.

[BigDFan5]

hehe.. Kramer may have us on ignore, but I feel like I've met some kindred spirits tonight..


kindred spirits? Sounds like a screwtop wine

[Alexander]

But remember WE are the ones with a high opinion of ourselves

cracking jokes and being loose = high opinion

trying to brag about your "contacts" = level headed individual

I really was trying to be objective here, but I did a search of the last few posts of Stanley's and I didn't see much in terms of information from his myriad of contacts that could have been drowned out by talk of super heroine breasts.

Edit: I have to add that I have always enjoyed Mr. Spadowski's posts. They were usually very solid and very on topic. I would hate to see him "nathan" himself.

[AsthmaField]

You know what, I will find another board.

When a board mods decide that breast size of this movie star or that movie star is something that is appropriate as one of the most prominent topics on this board then yes, it is time for me to go.

I stop by this site looking for Cowboys' news. I come home from a golf tournament today trying to read every possible bit of info on the first day. I waste my time reading this crud. Not worth it any longer for me to wade through the drivel and I've got over 300 people on "ignore".

99% of the people here would kill to have half the contacts in professional sports that I do (how many other posters have treated a current Cowboy player to dinner) yet everything I post is pushed back by a few people with way to high an opinion of themselves.

This board is at a crossroads. Do they go with high traffic/low IQ or do they push for a middle ground. Reality needs to make that call but he needs to realize that a lot of high traffic boards have come and gone but quality boards hang for years.


I won't let the door hit me and I am out of here but the people in charge must learn that there are many more like me and make drastic changes must be made or this place will soon be known as Ranch Lite.

Look Stanley, I've been looking for stuff from the first day, myself. But you know what? There is simply very little to read. Not much of anything besides the opening press conference happened today. I love Cowboy related stuff as much as anyone... that's why I come here, but there's not much out today.

Seriously, I open threads all the time that I don't want to read... I simply click back and find another thread. I don't belittle the posters for having the audacity to write something that I don't want to read. I just wouldn't do it. It's too easy to find another thread.

I know the posters in this thread. I guarantee you that if there were any real Cowboy news to be talking about... that's what they would be doing. Just right now, it's late and not much is going on. Clearly, many in this thread have a similar sense of humor and are just having a little fun. I don't think any rules were broken, except you calling other's names. Harmless fun. One thread on a board full of Cowboy news. Frankly, you just come across as a little bit of a board bully, not wanting anyone to talk about anything that you don't want them to. I don't see how you can think that's right or fair.

Look back through my roughly 2,500 posts and you'll see that 99% of them are about football. I very rarely get off topic. I did tonight, but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

If the mods, are doing it, as you say... then it probably is okay and only bothers those with amazingly thin skin.

You might be surprised and Reality might have a sense of humor. You might not want to speak for other's on this or any forum.

Just my two cents.

[superpunk]

I really was trying to be objective here, but I did a search of the last few posts of Stanley's and I didn't see much in terms of information from his myriad of contacts that could have been drowned out by talk of super heroine breasts.

How does it get "drowned out" if it's confined in a single thread, I wonder?

[EMMITTnROY]

:lmao2:

Excellent. Be bitter because your accomplishments are pushed aside in favor of Jennifer Garner's breasts.

But let's talk about you. Tell everyone about your contacts.


I can't say it enough.. I love this thread.. :lmao:

by the way, does anyone else think that it is odd that he has so many contacts, yet he comes here looking for his Cowboys news? Why doesn't he just call up his buddies Roy and Drew?

and if he has all of us on ignore now like he is implying, how did he keep reading our posts?

but most importantly, why in the world was he playing golf so late at night?

[Alexander]

How does it get "drowned out" if it's confined in a single thread, I wonder?

If he has information, I would love to read it and I would deeply apologize that my aggravation with this thread topic lead to his eventual disenchantment with this site.

But I don't know what got drowned.

[superpunk]

but most importantly, why in the world was he playing golf so late at night?

:laugh1:

Romo was busy all day.

[BigDFan5]

I really was trying to be objective here, but I did a search of the last few posts of Stanley's and I didn't see much in terms of information from his myriad of contacts that could have been drowned out by talk of super heroine breasts.

Edit: I have to add that I have always enjoyed Mr. Spadowski's posts. They were usually very solid and very on topic. I would hate to see him "nathan" himself.

I don't know he had some solid work in the thread about baseball news, but wait THAT wasnt about Cowboys news either

Or my personal favorite his posts about lesbians in the "Batwoman returns... as a Lipstick Lesbian..." thread was obviously a prelude from his contacts in the lesbian community

[superpunk]

I can't say it enough.. I love this thread.. :lmao:


It should be required reading.

[Alexander]

golf so late at night?

Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night.

[BigDFan5]

I can't say it enough.. I love this thread.. :lmao:

by the way, does anyone else think that it is odd that he has so many contacts, yet he comes here looking for his Cowboys news? Why doesn't he just call up his buddies Roy and Drew?

and if he has all of us on ignore now like he is implying, how did he keep reading our posts?

but most importantly, why in the world was he playing golf so late at night?

Greens fees cheaper after midnight?

[EMMITTnROY]

Look Stanley, I've been looking for stuff from the first day, myself. But you know what? There is simply very little to read. Not much of anything besides the opening press conference happened today. I love Cowboy related stuff as much as anyone... that's why I come here, but there's not much out today.

Seriously, I open threads all the time that I don't want to read... I simply click back and find another thread. I don't belittle the posters for having the audacity to write something that I don't want to read. I just wouldn't do it. It's too easy to find another thread.

I know the posters in this thread. I guarantee you that if there were any real Cowboy news to be talking about... that's what they would be doing. Just right now, it's late and not much is going on. Clearly, many in this thread have a similar sense of humor and are just having a little fun. I don't think any rules were broken, except you calling other's names. Harmless fun. One thread on a board full of Cowboy news. Frankly, you just come across as a little bit of a board bully, not wanting anyone to talk about anything that you don't want them to. I don't see how you can think that's right or fair.

Look back through my roughly 2,500 posts and you'll see that 99% of them are about football. I very rarely get off topic. I did tonight, but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

If the mods, are doing it, as you say... then it probably is okay and only bothers those with amazingly thin skin.

You might be surprised and Reality might have a sense of humor. You might not want to speak for other's on this or any forum.

Just my two cents.
on a serious note, I agree with what Asthma says here 100%..

[Chocolate Lab]

"Who is the fastest Cowboy" is a quality topic?
You don't have to post in the thread if it's so worthless, ya know... ;)

It's like who can lift the most. Maybe it doesn't matter, really (like any of our MB talk does), but it doesn't hurt anything. Not everything has to be about who's the best pure football player.

Hey, at least it's not another Romo/Henson, TO is God/Satan thread. :)

[superpunk]

on a serious note

Die....

[BigDFan5]

You don't have to post in the thread if it's so worthless, ya know... ;)

It's like who can lift the most. Maybe it doesn't matter, really (like any of our MB talk does), but it doesn't hurt anything. Not everything has to be about who's the best pure football player.

Hey, at least it's not another Romo/Henson, TO is God/Satan thread. :)

Keep reading lab :laugh1:

[superpunk]

You don't have to post in the thread if it's so worthless, ya know... ;)

It's no offense to the OP, or to anyone who posted seriously in the thread.

We just wonder why someone CRAVING Cowboys news is so mad about a thread that has absolutely zero news in it getting hijacked.

[Alexander]

You don't have to post in the thread if it's so worthless, ya know... ;)

It's like who can lift the most. Maybe it doesn't matter, really (like any of our MB talk does), but it doesn't hurt anything. Not everything has to be about who's the best pure football player.

Hey, at least it's not another Romo/Henson, TO is God/Satan thread. :)

I guess this is a Ranch wannabe at work.:)

[EMMITTnROY]

Keep reading lab :laugh1:
haha.. yeah, he has no idea.. :D

[AsthmaField]

It's no offense to the OP, or to anyone who posted seriously in the thread.

We just wonder why someone CRAVING Cowboys news is so mad about a thread that has absolutely zero news in it getting hijacked.

And with that, I'm outta here. Stanley just ruined my mood.

Buzzkill.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, when real Cowboy news will abound.

[Alexander]

And with that, I'm outta here. Stanley just ruined my mood.

Buzzkill.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, when real Cowboy news will abound.

And yet this thread will still be here.

Laughing at your attempt to get real Cowboys news.:cool:

[BigDFan5]

And with that, I'm outta here. Stanley just ruined my mood.

Buzzkill.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, when real Cowboy news will abound.

Have a good night rusty pipe wrench

[superpunk]

And with that, I'm outta here. Stanley just ruined my mood.

Buzzkill.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, when real Cowboy news will abound.

I feel ya. The paper is just finished. And it probably took two hours longer than it should have. I blame Romijn.

[EMMITTnROY]

Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night.
Boo! That's a sad story! You could have changed the ending for me or something.. Whatever happened to happily ever after? Poor guy.. Does he at least get the girl?

[superpunk]

And yet this thread will still be here.

Laughing at your attempt to get real Cowboys news.:cool:
:laugh1::laugh1::laugh1:

[EMMITTnROY]

And yet this thread will still be here.

Laughing at your attempt to get real Cowboys news.:cool:
haha! yeah, it will be fun when so many people click on this thread and enter a whole new world tomorrow..

Have a good night rusty pipe wrench
yeah, night, belt sander..

I feel ya. The paper is just finished. And it probably took two hours longer than it should have. I blame Romijn.
haha! for some reason, I got that Milli Vanilli song stuck in my head.. "Blame it on Romijn, yeah, yeah.. Blame it on the stars, they shine at night.. But whatever you do.. Dont put the blame on you.. Blame it on Romijn, yeah, yeah.."

[EMMITTnROY]

well, boys.. this Halle Berry/Spider-Man lovin', early afternoon golfin', topic hijackin', Ranch wannabe tool is gonna hit the sack..

seriously.. good times guys, good times..

nighty night.. don't let Stanley bite..

[BigDFan5]

well, boys.. this Halle Berry/Spider-Man lovin', early afternoon golfin', topic hijackin', Ranch wannabe tool is gonna hit the sack..

seriously.. good times guys, good times..

nighty night.. don't let Stanley bite..

dream of super heroes, and flat chested movie stars ok :)

[DallasDW00ds0n]

what about that Jamaica guy however you spell his name

[Kilyin]

I think we should all apologize to Stanley. Maybe if we ask nicely and politely enough, he will change his mind. Stanley, we're sorry, man. Please reconsider this hasty and costly decision.

You have clearly been horribly mistreated by all this negligent exposure to inane talk about breasts. Hey, what a bunch of crud you had to read. We all sincerely wish we could give you the precious time back that you wasted sifting through all this offtopic verbal diarrhea. Let's stop the insanity for just a minute here folks. This is Stanley Spadowski, one of the most influential characters in Dallas Cowboys history.

All of you lesser-minded miscreants who don't play golf and eat dinner with Emmitt Smith need to go find your own board.

Stanley we love you. Please come back.

[MC KAos]

damn it, where was i while this was all going on??

btw, jennifer gardner is REALLY hot, she doesnt have to have double D's to be hot.

and superman would kick anyones a**(as long as you kept kryptonite out of the equation) followed by the hulk and spiderman

after that, it would be the dark phoenix from x-men(i think thats her name)

cool, glad i put that out there

ps. that was really funny stuff at the extreme skins site!!!