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Angus
08-02-2006, 05:16 PM
Redskins Disappointed to Discover Antwaan Randle-El isn’t a Quarterback

Washington Redskins training camp opened with a bombshell on Sunday when the team discovered high-priced free agent acquisition Antwaan Randle-El is not a quarterback.

“I jogged out on the field with the receivers and the coaches told me to get over with the other quarterbacks,” said Randle-El. “I was like: ‘What do you mean?’ I thought they were joking. But soon I discovered they were totally serious. And when I told them I’m just a receiver and kick returner – and not a quarterback – they got really pissed. Well, at first they refused to believe it and then they got pissed.”

Redskins owner Dan Snyder says that he had known Randle-El is nothing more than a third receiver he never would have signed him to a six-year, $27 million contract in the offseason.

“I can’t believe I signed a No. 3 receiver to that kind of money,” said Snyder. “That’s quarterback money and I gave it to some midgety little receiver. Are you sure he’s not a quarterback. Are you really sure? I absolutely remember seeing him throw a touchdown pass, a perfect spiral, in the Super Bowl – the biggest game in all of football – and thinking to myself: ‘This is the guy we need to get us over the hump. Someone who can chuck touchdown passes on such a big stage.’ Oh, man. This sucks. Now I’m wishing I had watched more of the game. I just figured he was Pittsburgh’s quarterback and when I heard he was a free agent I demanded we outbid every other team for his services. So does this mean we’re still stuck with Mark Brunell at quarterback? Oh, great. There’s another year in the toilet.”

Head coach Joe Gibbs says he tried to tell Snyder numerous times that Randle-El is nothing more than a speedy third receiver who can sometimes be used to execute a trick plays, but that his boss wouldn’t listen.

“I told him over and over that Randle-El wasn’t worth that kind of money and, more importantly, that he isn’t a quarterback,” said Gibbs. “But he wouldn’t listen. It was like I was talking to a wall. All he’d do is cue up the highlight of Antwaan’s pass in the Super Bowl and play it over and over, laughing to himself and saying: ‘I can’t believe we got this guy! I just can’t believe it.’”

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume5/2006-0802-redskins.html

thescarface1989
08-02-2006, 05:18 PM
:lmao:

RatisBeast
08-02-2006, 05:20 PM
LMFAO.... I needed a good laugh...Thanks

America's Team
08-02-2006, 05:21 PM
I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.

Screw The Hall
08-02-2006, 05:22 PM
I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.


:) ... ya think?

wesleyc288
08-02-2006, 05:22 PM
I love it......Redskins! LOL

SupermanXx
08-02-2006, 05:45 PM
I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.

Hi, I'm Earth... have we met?

sago1
08-02-2006, 05:48 PM
I can' believe that's a real article; sounds like some kind of made up check. Oh well it's he Redskins after all. They paid for Randal El, now they got Randal El.

PakiPride
08-02-2006, 05:49 PM
redskins F'ing suck. Were going to kick their *** this year

RonBurgandy31
08-02-2006, 05:55 PM
I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.

It is, its called sportspickle.com its just a bunch of made up but totally classic sports stories.

big dog cowboy
08-02-2006, 05:56 PM
Fake but darn funny!

5Stars
08-02-2006, 05:57 PM
Fake but darn funny!

Fake? It's not far from the truth! :cool:

:star:

AsthmaField
08-02-2006, 06:05 PM
Fake?!?!?! Why, Whatever do you mean? This must be true or they couldn't print it, right? :rolleyes:

5Stars
08-02-2006, 06:10 PM
Fake?!?!?! Why, Whatever do you mean? This must be true or they couldn't print it, right? :rolleyes:

Knowing how the RedStink FO works, which is run by Lil Midget, is more real then fake... ;)

:star:

Cbz40
08-02-2006, 06:15 PM
It's probably closer to the truth than not. ;) :)

silver
08-02-2006, 06:19 PM
I can' believe that's a real article; sounds like some kind of made up check. Oh well it's he Redskins after all. They paid for Randal El, now they got Randal El.
Sago c'mon. you're a senior citizen. no reason to mock the young ones

jazzcat22
08-02-2006, 06:25 PM
I think someone made this article up, I mean no one can be that un-professional. I still cant beleive the deadskins payed randel-el that kind of money.


Yeah I agree, that's made up. But good for a laugh. But in reality...it's true about what was written about him :lmao2: