The Prophet pleased to be joining the board...

[TheProphet]

Good evening gents! The Prophet is pleased to announce that he has decided to post his thoughts and opinions on this forum. As a proud veteran of the Star-Telegram board (which has temporarily assumed room temperature as a result of a few bad apples, LOL) I am confident my contributions will be well recieved by all on this board. LOL.

Stay tuned as I will be posting my thoughts on TO, DH's dismissal, the status of our OL, etc. Many topics to discuss indeed! LOL. We will begin in short order.

[Bob Sacamano]

do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person every post?

[AsthmaField]

Oh good... another third person poster.

[Cowboys&Caps]

J.Jones21 hates when people copy his famous third person antics

[LaTunaNostra]

I hope you're not as obnoxious here as you are there.

But the first 'announcement' isn't a good sign, is it?

[Clove]

Good evening gents! The Prophet is pleased to announce that he has decided to post his thoughts and opinions on this forum. As a proud veteran of the Star-Telegram board (which has temporarily assumed room temperature as a result of a few bad apples, LOL) I am confident my contributions will be well recieved by all on this board. LOL.

Stay tuned as I will be posting my thoughts on TO, DH's dismissal, the status of our OL, etc. Many topics to discuss indeed! LOL. We will begin in short order.:welcome: Actually we have a ton of prophetic individuals on the board. Just blend in and make yourself at home.

[Crown Royal]

I'll pay money to reinstate the FWST board if the flotsam and jetsam will return.

[peplaw06]

Are you related to The Answer?? :laugh2: Glad you could announce yourself... You laugh a lot.

[TheProphet]

Sorry friend, TheProphet has been posting in this style for years on the DFWST board. It was well received on that board, just as it will be on this one. LOL. Make it a great evening! Make it a great evening indeed! LOL.

[BigDFan5]

ok over/under on 2 weeks , who takes the over?

[Crown Royal]

Crown Royal LOL only speaks in the third person LOL when he's had a lot of Crown RoyalLOLOL

























LOL

[Juke99]

Juke says welcome aboard.

[Clove]

Are you related to The Answer?? :laugh2: Glad you could announce yourself... You laugh a lot.That's the one I was thinking about, I can't wait to get those 2 together in a thread.

[peplaw06]

I'll pay money to reinstate the FWST board if the flotsam and jetsam will return.:hammer:

[Juke99]

Crown Royal LOL only speaks in the third person LOL when he's had a lot of Crown RoyalLOLOL

























LOL

If there is such a thing as a "fourth person" I'd expect to see that from you too. :)

[Crown Royal]

That's the one I was thinking about, I can't wait to get those 2 together in a thread.

They'll get confused about who they are.

'The Answer says Scott Shanle will come back...."

"... I'm the Answer."

[TheProphet]

Come again friend? What in heaven's name do you mean with this "over/under" nonsense? Hmmm??? LOL.

[peplaw06]

ok over/under on 2 weeks , who takes the over?

How about over under 2 hours? ;)

[Clove]

They'll get confused about who they are.

'The Answer says Scott Shanle will come back...."

"... I'm the Answer.":laugh2: :lmao2:

[BigDFan5]

How about over under 2 hours? ;)

The BigDFan agrees:laugh2:

[Crown Royal]

If there is such a thing as a "fourth person" I'd expect to see that from you too. :)

LOL let me have another belt of whiskey LOL.


LOL look at me I rock at the internet because I say LOL a lot for no good reason LOL. I even say LOL when I am NOT LOLling.

[gimmesix]

Sorry friend, TheProphet has been posting in this style for years on the DFWST board. It was well received on that board, just as it will be on this one. LOL. Make it a great evening! Make it a great evening indeed! LOL.

Nevermind. My momma always said if you can't say anything nice, ignore the idiots and maybe they'll go away.

[TheProphet]

Thanks buddy.

[Crown Royal]

Come again friend? What in heaven's name do you mean with this "over/under" nonsense? Hmmm??? LOL.

LOL you sure are jolly LOL.

[CaptainAmerica]

Uh Oh, he found us. :)

[TheProphet]

Poppycock.

[peplaw06]

Nevermind. My momma always said if you can't say anything nice, ignore the idiots and maybe they'll go away.
Is this true? Maybe we should do a poll...

If true, I put my money on under 2 hours...

Hey that's not what i quoted

[Hoov]

LOL let me have another belt of whiskey LOL.


LOL look at me I rock at the internet because I say LOL a lot for no good reason LOL. I even say LOL when I am NOT LOLling.

I just spit beer across the room after reading that:laugh2:

[LeonDixson]

Oh joy! Another "look at me" elementary school reject. Oh well, that's what the ignore feature is for.

[gimmesix]

Hey that's not what i quoted

Sorry, didn't want to overly taint members' perception of The Prophet. The Prophet will do a good enough job of that without my help.

[tomduhain]

Bob Dole says welcome aboard.

[Crown Royal]

I just spit beer across the room after reading that:laugh2:

:mad:

There are sober children in China, Mister.

[DragonCowboy]

"The Prophet", you were very unfortunate in choosing your name. Let's just hope that you're not Nors' third (fourth?) coming.

[bbgun]

Finally, a hated newbie to take some heat off of me.

[DWAREZ]

Good evening gents! The Prophet is pleased to announce that he has decided to post his thoughts and opinions on this forum. As a proud veteran of the Star-Telegram board (which has temporarily assumed room temperature as a result of a few bad apples, LOL) I am confident my contributions will be well recieved by all on this board. LOL.

Stay tuned as I will be posting my thoughts on TO, DH's dismissal, the status of our OL, etc. Many topics to discuss indeed! LOL. We will begin in short order.

Bob Dole will be jealous..yes...jealous is Bob Dole :lmao2::laugh1::laugh2:

[Clove]

Finally, a hated newbie to take some heat off of me.Your sig is disturbing.:laugh2:

[TheProphet]

Thanks guy. The Prophet is a big Bob Dole fan. A true hero and "salt of the earth" type. LOL. Make it a great evening.

[Unforgiven]

Thanks guy. The Prophet is a big Bob Dole fan. A true hero and "salt of the earth" type. LOL. Make it a great evening.

Not having to read another one of your posts would "Make it a great evening."

[dmq]

Welcome aboard. If I find you annoying, you will be put on ignore quickly.;)

[Pittman4Two]

Thanks guy. The Prophet is a big Bob Dole fan. A true hero and "salt of the earth" type. LOL. Make it a great evening.

TheProphet, you remind me of a broken record. You keep repeating yourself over and over like a broken record.

[Hoov]

:mad:

There are sober children in China, Mister.

LOL, never heard that before, i going to remember that one.

[peplaw06]

TheProphet, you remind me of a broken record. You keep repeating yourself over and over like a broken record.:lmao2: :lmao2:

[Cajuncowboy]

How many time has TheProphet had to replace the "L" key and the "O" key on his keyboard?

BTW,




:welcome:

[EastDallasCowboy]

Is this Bob Dole's pseudonym?

[Qwickdraw]

Good evening gents! The Prophet is pleased to announce that he has decided to post his thoughts and opinions on this forum. As a proud veteran of the Star-Telegram board (which has temporarily assumed room temperature as a result of a few bad apples, LOL) I am confident my contributions will be well recieved by all on this board. LOL.

Stay tuned as I will be posting my thoughts on TO, DH's dismissal, the status of our OL, etc. Many topics to discuss indeed! LOL. We will begin in short order.
The Prophet...
hmmm...
You aren't by any chance related to "The Answer" are you?

If so, don't bother.
Just leave now.
I don't want to have to expose you like I did him.

If not... welcome.

[superpunk]

I'd like to talk to you about a problem plaguing our nation.

Packs of wild dogs are controlling many of our major cities...

[stiletto]

Do yourself a favor proph' and go here: http://fwst.proboards74.com/

That's where most of us FWST rejects are hanging these days....good to see you didnt murder yourself over the FWST Forum's demise. see ya there pal. lol BTW-I'm sure Bowman will be coming along also? He's still alive and well I take it?

[jazzcat22]

Good evening gents! The Prophet is pleased to announce that he has decided to post his thoughts and opinions on this forum. As a proud veteran of the Star-Telegram board (which has temporarily assumed room temperature as a result of a few bad apples, LOL) I am confident my contributions will be well recieved by all on this board. LOL.

Stay tuned as I will be posting my thoughts on TO, DH's dismissal, the status of our OL, etc. Many topics to discuss indeed! LOL. We will begin in short order.

OK I decided to post before reading any other responses to your initial post....
Why are you so full of yourself to make such a statement.

First...the Star Telegram SUCKS..their reporters and writers SUCK....Their OPINIONS SUCK....so you think your cool to state your a prophet....ok...let's hear it...you suck too :rolleyes: Ok....got that out of the way...let's see what your prophecies say...or will it be ...fecies....:laugh2:

[Cowboys&Caps]

im not this way i dunno why people announce themselves. Its very big headed and then to say everything in the third person.

Are you by any chance Terrell Owens?

[superpunk]

Do yourself a favor proph' and go here: http://fwst.proboards74.com/

No offense here....

but that has got to be the ugliest freaking board I have ever seen.

[peplaw06]

No offense here....

but that has got to be the ugliest freaking board I have ever seen.

Oh it is most definitely offensive.

[Hostile]

Sorry friend, TheProphet has been posting in this style for years on the DFWST board. It was well received on that board, just as it will be on this one. LOL. Make it a great evening! Make it a great evening indeed! LOL.This isn't that board.

[DA FAN]

DA FAN says.... Welcome!!! :laugh2: :laugh2:


BTW, has the Prophet met George Costansa (spell)?

[Bob Sacamano]

:welcome: Actually we have a ton of prophetic individuals on the board. Just blend in and make yourself at home.

:laugh2: :laugh1: :lmao2: :lmao:

[dougonthebench]

the prophet makes djdoug tired!

[TruBlueCowboy]

They'll get confused about who they are.

'The Answer says Scott Shanle will come back...."

"... I'm the Answer."
:lmao2: :lmao2:

One of the funniest things I've read in a while on this board. One novelty third-person troll on a message board is funny, three on the same board and it's annoying as hell. :p:

[TheProphet]

Why the hate brother? LOL.
Pound sand.

[AsthmaField]

Why the hate brother? LOL.
Pound sand.

No hate around here. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!

Pound cake.

[Hostile]

Why the hate brother? LOL.
Pound sand.Maybe, just maybe it's the extremely lame schtick of referring to yourself in the 3rd person like an Internet geek version of Bo Jackson.

I'm not a detective, I just play one now and then.

:holmes:

I won't take anyone seriously who does this and I won't blame people for hating it. You're going to catch grief for doing it and you know you are. So since you like that kind of attention then don't whine when it comes your way. If you do the respect returned will be less and less each time.

LOL

[TheProphet]

Maybe, just maybe it's the extremely lame schtick of referring to yourself in the 3rd person like an Internet geek version of Bo Jackson.

I'm not a detective, I just play one now and then.

:holmes:

I won't take anyone seriously who does this and I won't blame people for hating it. You're going to catch grief for doing it and you know you are. So since you like that kind of attention then don't whine when it comes your way. If you do the respect returned will be less and less each time.

LOL
Whatever brother. Lighten up. LOL.

[DallasCowboysRule!]

DallasCowboysRule! thinks you should stop saying LOL before DallasCowboysRule! gets frustrated LOL.

If you do this then DallasCowboysRule! will welcome you to the board with open arms.

[Hostile]

Whatever brother. Lighten up. LOL.If I lighten up you'll accuse me of living up to my username. I've played this game before.

You asked what the issue was. I told you. It's really just as simple as that.