New conspiracy theory

[aIIz]

New conspiracy theory

Hey guys I’m no football expert. So bare with me
Wasn’t this Joe Gibbs guy born in the 1940’s?
And isn’t that about the same time that a flying saucer crashed
In a small town called Roswell New Mexico? (Coincidence)

And wasn’t this same crash also covered up
By some people with way too much money and power
In a place called Washington DC. ? (Coincidence)

And is it not speculated that this same saucer could have come from
Mars and in fact that mars is known as the red planet
And is not Joe Gibbs now the couch of a team
That just happens to be called The Washington Red skins? (Coincidence)

And is not this same Joe Gibbs employed by someone whose height
is the exact same as those bodies that were pulled from the crash site
in Roswell and is it not true that this same person just happened to
Come into millions form some high-tech knowledge that he alone was
Privy to? (Coincidence)

And now the smoking gun. (You be the judge)
The truth is out there..(and so are some of our fans)
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http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8171/joe2copyjh0.jpg


COWBOYS 23 ..... WASHINGTON 17
GO COWBOYS

[REDVOLUTION]

New conspiracy theory


Hey guys I’m no football expert. So bare with me
Wasn’t this Joe Gibbs guy born in the 1940’s?
And isn’t that about the same time that a flying saucer crashed
In a small town called Roswell New Mexico? (Coincidence)

And wasn’t this same crash also covered up
By some people with way too much money and power
In a place called Washington DC. ? (Coincidence)

And is it not speculated that this same saucer could have come from
Mars and in fact that mars is known as the red planet
And is not Joe Gibbs now the couch of a team
That just happens to be called The Washington Red skins? (Coincidence)

And is not this same Joe Gibbs employed by someone whose height
is the exact same as those bodies that were pulled from the crash site
in Roswell and is it not true that this same person just happened to
Come into millions form some high-tech knowledge that he alone was
Privy to? (Coincidence)

And now the smoking gun. (You be the judge)
The truth is out there..(and so are some of our fans)
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http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8171/joe2copyjh0.jpg






Oh... now you have done it....

:umm: :yathink: :lmao:

[1fisher]

New conspiracy theory

Hey guys I’m no football expert. So bare with me
Wasn’t this Joe Gibbs guy born in the 1940’s?
And isn’t that about the same time that a flying saucer crashed
In a small town called Roswell New Mexico? (Coincidence)

And wasn’t this same crash also covered up
By some people with way too much money and power
In a place called Washington DC. ? (Coincidence)

And is it not speculated that this same saucer could have come from
Mars and in fact that mars is known as the red planet
And is not Joe Gibbs now the couch of a team
That just happens to be called The Washington Red skins? (Coincidence)

And is not this same Joe Gibbs employed by someone whose height
is the exact same as those bodies that were pulled from the crash site
in Roswell and is it not true that this same person just happened to
Come into millions form some high-tech knowledge that he alone was
Privy to? (Coincidence)

And now the smoking gun. (You be the judge)
The truth is out there..(and so are some of our fans)
.
.
.
.
.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8171/joe2copyjh0.jpg


COWBOYS 23 ..... WASHINGTON 17
GO COWBOYS

can I have my 33 seconds back?:p:

I do like the score though!;)

[5Stars]

aIIz, I don't know why you have to make fun of the alien by putting his picture next to that little rat faced whiner Gibbs!

I think you owe the alien an apology!

[superpunk]

aIIz, I don't know why you have to make fun of the alien by putting his picture next to that little rat faced whiner Gibbs!

I think you owe the alien an apology!

Aliens everywhere are offended.

They probably won't even bother to shake the OP's hand, should they meet.

[sacase]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :duck: :lmao:

[Hostile]

How can you post that and leave out Tom Cruise and Dianetics as part of the equation?

[5Stars]

Aliens everywhere are offended.

They probably won't even bother to shake the OP's hand, should they meet.

Now all aliens from outer space will NEVER visit earth! Thanks, aIIz !

I hope that picture does not spread to the outer space because that is gonna really make a lot of aliens mad at us humans...and Gibbs!

[sacase]

yeah I think you need to show the obvious connection to Zenu

[Hostile]

yeah I think you need to show the obvious connection to ZenuAnd Vinny Cerrato's bug eyes.

[Phoenix-Talon]

Now all aliens from outer space will NEVER visit earth! Thanks, aIIz !

Stop crying 5Tears ...the Eagles have landed!:rolleyes:

[zrinkill]

Stop crying 5Tears ...the Eagles have landed!:rolleyes:

Thats about the last time they did anything worthwhile.

[lurkercowboy]

Stop crying 5Tears ...the Eagles have landed!:rolleyes:

When they play Dallas, it will be a crash landing.

[Phoenix-Talon]

When they play Dallas, it will be a crash landing.

A demolition Derby if nothing else.

[jrumann59]

Jevon Kearse needs to change his name from "The Freak" to "The Fraud" he is no where near the level he was in Tennessee

[icyhot]

My friend that was pure greatness:laugh2: :bow:

New conspiracy theory


Hey guys I’m no football expert. So bare with me
Wasn’t this Joe Gibbs guy born in the 1940’s?
And isn’t that about the same time that a flying saucer crashed
In a small town called Roswell New Mexico? (Coincidence)

And wasn’t this same crash also covered up
By some people with way too much money and power
In a place called Washington DC. ? (Coincidence)

And is it not speculated that this same saucer could have come from
Mars and in fact that mars is known as the red planet
And is not Joe Gibbs now the couch of a team
That just happens to be called The Washington Red skins? (Coincidence)

And is not this same Joe Gibbs employed by someone whose height
is the exact same as those bodies that were pulled from the crash site
in Roswell and is it not true that this same person just happened to
Come into millions form some high-tech knowledge that he alone was
Privy to? (Coincidence)

And now the smoking gun. (You be the judge)
The truth is out there..(and so are some of our fans)
.
.
.
.
.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8171/joe2copyjh0.jpg





COWBOYS 23 ..... WASHINGTON 17

GO COWBOYS

[silverbear]

And Vinny Cerrato's bug eyes.

Hos, haven't you paid off that bet yet?? How much longer are we gonna have to look at a freakin' Yankmee in your avatar??

:p:

[CliffnMesquite]

I saw an alien wearing a Redskins jersey once. But he was in line at Taco Cabana. Does that count?

[Phoenix-Talon]

Jevon Kearse needs to change his name from "The Freak" to "The Fraud" he is no where near the level he was in Tennessee

You came to this epiphany (spelled incorrectly earlier ...thanks TB) after just one game in the 2006 regular season? I think it would be fair to say that you reserve your final decision until at least after we play your team. Bledsoe may have another opinion.

[superpunk]

You came to this euphany after just one game in the 2006 regular season? I think it would be fair to say that you reserve your final decision until at least after we play your team. Bledsoe may have another opinion.

Have you reached the point where you can just make up words, to give the appearance of intellect?

"Euphany" is not a word. If you meant "euphony", it still doesn't make any sense.

More to the football point, Kearse has been a fraud for years now. He is no longer an elite player. The poster did not need only one game in the 2006 season to come to that conclusion.

[trickblue]

You came to this euphany after just one game in the 2006 regular season?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/cowboyszone/sign_epiphany.gif

[superpunk]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/cowboyszone/sign_epiphany.gif
Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

[Hostile]

Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?:lmao:

Dear lord, I enjoyed breathing. Can I do it again soon?

[Phoenix-Talon]

"Euphany" is not a word. If you meant "euphony", it still doesn't make any sense.

I meant to spell out "epiphany" Sorry for the misspelled word.

[Hostile]

Hos, haven't you paid off that bet yet?? How much longer are we gonna have to look at a freakin' Yankmee in your avatar??

:p:9 more days. Charles isn't around enough to give me crap though. I expected more of him. Every time I do that, nothing but disappointment.

[Phoenix-Talon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/cowboyszone/sign_epiphany.gif

Thanks TB

PT

[trickblue]

I meant to spell out "epiphany" Sorry for the misspelled word.

Just trying to help P-T... ;)

[Phoenix-Talon]

Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.

A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

"Nice job of copying straight from the web ... did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was ... (http://cowboyszone.com/forums/)"

Linkage: blog.ryjones.org/Permalink.aspx?title=eugoogoly&date=2005-03-31 (http://sl.starware.com/r?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.ryjones.org%2FPermalink.aspx %3Ftitle%3Deugoogoly%26date%3D2005-03-31&qry=eugoogoly&rnk=3&aff=inkt&v=192)

Hmmmm?!

[superpunk]

I meant to spell out "epiphany" Sorry for the misspelled word.

Jevon Kearse is a thief.

So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

And?

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

[superpunk]

"Nice job of copying straight from the web ... did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was ... (http://cowboyszone.com/forums/)"

Linkage: blog.ryjones.org/Permalink.aspx?title=eugoogoly&date=2005-03-31 (http://sl.starware.com/r?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.ryjones.org%2FPermalink.aspx %3Ftitle%3Deugoogoly%26date%3D2005-03-31&qry=eugoogoly&rnk=3&aff=inkt&v=192)

Hmmmm?!

Seriously, I quoted a movie - STRAIGHT from the innernets?

Clap him in irons, boys.

[Phoenix-Talon]

Jevon Kearse is a thief..

Nice connection to the topic:rolleyes:

I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

And I was just about ready to start calling you Zeus!

[superpunk]

Nice connection to the topic:rolleyes:

Do I need to draw you a map, Magellan? Or can you come to a euphany all by yourself, on this one?

You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of it's cage.

[Phoenix-Talon]

Do I need to draw you a map, Magellan? Or can you come to a euphany all by yourself, on this one?

You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of it's cage.

Si Fernando ...I think I'm catching on:cool:

[DallasEast]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/8171/joe2copyjh0.jpgSomeone should call the Men In Black. For goodness sake people, think of the children.