101 reasons why the Redskins suck

[The30YardSlant]

1: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Joe_Theismann.jpg/200px-Joe_Theismann.jpg

[Clove]

1: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Joe_Theismann.jpg/200px-Joe_Theismann.jpgWhere's Joe "baby" bibbs and Danny Cryder?

[Cowboys&Caps]

1: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Joe_Theismann.jpg/200px-Joe_Theismann.jpg

well i want the other 100 reasons dammit

[LaTunaNostra]

2. Vinny "Bug Eyes" Cerrato's front office genius.

[Bob Sacamano]

3. Danny's lifts

c'mon guys, keep it going

[kTXe]

4. Gibbs' glasses.

[5Stars]

5. Joe "rat faced" Gibbs and his legend of one Lombardi and his two plastic Lombardi trophys! Read this and get educated...

His HOF bust is made from a pedestal of bronze and his head and shoulders are made of plastic!


Cut and paste this...

http://dallascowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?p=917722#post917722

[Bob Sacamano]

his two plastic Lombardi trophys!

:laugh2: :bow:

[LaTunaNostra]

6. Al Saunders' 700 page playbook, ten pages of which his offense has managed to digest.

[Bob Sacamano]

7. Marcus Washington jumping up and down, flailing his arms, after a 1-yard gain

[DragonCowboy]

6. Al Saunders' 700 page playbook, ten pages of which his offense has managed to digest.

:laugh2:

Would those be the pages with:

"How to Kneel Down" (even though they'll probably never use it)
"How to Spike the Ball"
"How to send video tapes"

errr....the last one is in Gibbs' playbook, sorry.

[SuspectCorner]

#8http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/washington/GAllenWas.jpg
super high-speed photo of George Allen with his finger OUT of his nose... experts remain doubtful as to it's authenticity.

[Clove]

8.Clinton "mentally disturbed" Portis.

[LaTunaNostra]

9. "Spitter" Taylor's arsenal is all at home in his GAT rack.

[The30YardSlant]

10: Mark Brunell's noodle arm

[DragonCowboy]

11. Totally ignorant Redskins fans (not to mention hogettes)

[Bob Sacamano]

12. Mark Brunell scrambling on 2 gimpy knees

[LaTunaNostra]

13. Santana's year was last year.

[5Stars]

11. Every PROFESSIONAL football team need it's "Little Marching Band"...

How embarassing is that?

[Clove]

14.http://www.redskinsclub.com/cheer/Graphics/home%20page.JPG oh wait, nevermind...

[5Stars]

13.http://www.redskinsclub.com/cheer/Graphics/home%20page.JPG oh wait, nevermind...


How much do you think these girls charge per hour, or night?

I've walked over better looking girls then that just to get home!

[SuspectCorner]

How much do you think these girls charge per hour, or night?
<checks Mastercard receipts>

[LaTunaNostra]

How much do you think these girls charge per hour, or night?
WAY more than you can afford. ;)

15. Janson's best footwork has all been done backtracking his HGH comments.

[5Stars]

<checks Mastercard receipts>

They take credit cards? They better be able to make a sandwich afterwards!

[5Stars]

WAY more than you can afford. ;)

Really? Now, how would you know that? I have plenty of money to afford one of them girls...I got a 20 spot in my wallet right now! And that includes a $10.00 tip!

[LaTunaNostra]

Really? Now, how would you know that? I have plenty of money to afford one of them girls...I got a 20 spot in my wallet right now! And that includes a $10.00 tip!
And that brings us to Number

16. Danny Boy's 'deep pockets' that translate to zilch.

[DragonCowboy]

17. Whenever they lose, it's never their fault.

[LaTunaNostra]

HH, you little &!?%#.*$, you know I hate their guts and can do 101 all on my own..why did you have to tempt me so? :)

18. The big hole that Arrington left behind.

[Clove]

19.Hated this very second http://www.sportinglife.com/pictures/general/allsportsantanamosstdcowboys05.jpg

[LowTech]

20. Antwaan Randle El's SAT score

[LaTunaNostra]

20. Antwaan Randle El's SAT score
And he's the SMART one.

21. Crybaby Gibbs' direct "whiner line" to the Commissioner's Office.

[5Stars]

22. Their cross dressing fans...and players! How "happy" (for a better word) is that?

[LaTunaNostra]

23. http://photos.imageevent.com/hermsherald/terryii/1_T5.jpg

[LaTunaNostra]

and.......24.
http://photos.imageevent.com/hermsherald/terryii/small/9T.jpg

[5Stars]

25. The RedStinks are nothing more then a Welfare team for washed up players and coachs...

[REDVOLUTION]

1: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Joe_Theismann.jpg/200px-Joe_Theismann.jpg


Surely.... there are more than 101 reasons...
:lmao2:

[cowboyeric8]

26. The Redskins beating us EVER :banghead:

[5Stars]

27. Because Norman Einstein and Lance Alworth think they suck too!

[peplaw06]

28. Who has a fight song after College??

[Barbarino]

29. Dexter Manley. It's pretty sad when you're such a wussy you have to be named "Manley" to compensate.

[Manster68]

31. Diron Talbert and the cheap shot on Staubach on Thanksgiving 1974 (which led the way for Longley)?

[Manster68]

30. The Fun Bunch and that stupid end z0ne leap they did.

[peplaw06]

31. The ugliest color combo in the league.

[Cowboyfan81]

32. The perrenial off season champions!

[America's Team]

20. Antwaan Randle El's SAT score


lmao:lmao: :laugh2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[Tass]

33. Their racist nickname

[Cowboyfan81]

32. Having ES as the team's Official fan boards.

[Deep_Freeze]

33. Giving away draft picks like candy on Halloween.

[5Stars]

34. Their cowardly troll fans that show up like roachs at midnight...after how many losing seasons?

[Cowboyfan81]

35.Having a group of wanna be thugs act like morons in your teams honor.

The DTC :lmao2:

[Cowboyfan81]

36. Having a Lombardi Trophy from a strike season!

[Bob Sacamano]

37. Adam Archuleta's contract

[Bob Sacamano]

38. Phillip Daniels is a starting DE

[Bob Sacamano]

Change your numbers, lol, I deleted one.

Pat Watkins reminds me of Michael Downs

no wait, that's why I hate Deep Freeze :laugh2:

[REDVOLUTION]

39. The Hogettes have sex with their partners while still in costume :eek:

[Boy's fan in Giant land]

40. The only NFL franchise to have ever had a starting Qb with a beer belly.
Sonny Jurgenson (the bastid!)

[Deep_Freeze]

Pat Watkins reminds me of Michael Downs

no wait, that's why I hate Deep Freeze :laugh2:

You know, now that you say that, I've heard that, I have a tendency to agree with it.........He does remind me of Michael Downs.

:laugh1::laugh1:

[Deep_Freeze]

40. Jason Campbell is supposed to be an NFL QB.

[Deep_Freeze]

41. They allowed Tom Cruise in a football stadium.

[Bob Sacamano]

42. Dan Snyder is shorter than Tom Cruise

[Deep_Freeze]

43. Tom Cruise is a Redskins fan.

[jackrussell]

http://www.winncreek.com/files/img9244105.jpg

[AsthmaField]

44. Weekly shipments of game film showing the refs clear attempts to sabotage the Redskins with bad calls and fixed games.

[REDVOLUTION]

45. Clinton Portis fired as spokesperson for "hooked on phonics"...... th

[Bob Sacamano]

46. beating the Cowboys is the Redskin's Super Bowl

[Future]

47. http://img148.exs.cx/img148/8903/dtc8zv.jpg

[Deep_Freeze]

47. http://img148.exs.cx/img148/8903/dtc8zv.jpg

God, none of those player's jerseys they are wearing are even on the team anymore.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[AsthmaField]

47. http://img148.exs.cx/img148/8903/dtc8zv.jpg

:lmao2:

What a group...

[Ring Leader]

34. George C. Marshall - for making us give him back his hideous fight song in order to finally vote to give Dallas an NFL franchise.

[Bob Sacamano]

the guy on the right of the pick looks esp. retarded

[Deep_Freeze]

Man, our numbers got messed up in the mid 30s.

[AsthmaField]

the guy on the right of the pick looks esp. retarded

That's funny... I kinda think the guy on the left looks like he's missing a chromosome or two. Not saying that the guy on the right doesn't look like a silver medalist in the special olympics... just that the guy on the left looks... I don't know... like something is really, really wrong.

[The30YardSlant]

HH, you little &!?%#.*$, you know I hate their guts and can do 101 all on my own..why did you have to tempt me so? :)

18. The big hole that Arrington left behind.

I am one Hell of an e-fisherman, arent I? :D

Keep 'em coming

[Hostile]

50. Because they're the Redskins. No other reason is necessary, just added evidence.

[Deep_Freeze]

50. Because they're the Redskins. No other reason is necessary, just added evidence.

Your number 48!!!!

[Hostile]

That's funny... I kinda think the guy on the left looks like he's missing a chromosome or two. Not saying that the guy on the right doesn't look like a silver medalist in the special olympics... just that the guy on the left looks... I don't know... like something is really, really wrong.Neither the guy on the right or left have on the gay gloves.




Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[The30YardSlant]

Neither the guy on the right or left have on the gay gloves.




Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I beg to differ, there is EVERYTHING wrong with that picture....

[Deep_Freeze]

50. Hogs have nothing to do with redskins, and that OL is long gone.

[Bob Sacamano]

That's funny... I kinda think the guy on the left looks like he's missing a chromosome or two. Not saying that the guy on the right doesn't look like a silver medalist in the special olympics... just that the guy on the left looks... I don't know... like something is really, really wrong.

ok, ok, let's agree now, all of them look retarded ;)

[Bob Sacamano]

51. they bring their fans to

[Da Hammer]

probably mentioned but

52. Redskins fans acting like they own us cause of 1 year when we have owned them the last 10 years

[Bob Sacamano]

I beg to differ, there is EVERYTHING wrong with that picture....

what? you're not in it? :p:

[Deep_Freeze]

53. Tyson Walter is still on their team.

[The30YardSlant]

what? you're not in it? :p:

If I was in it, even with those 3 feghs, the sheer testosterone levels would destroy the camera and all electronic devices within 127 feet

Remember the rolling blackouts in California? That was me on a flight from San Francisco to San Diego ;)

[Bob Sacamano]

If I was in it, even with those 3 feghs, the sheer testosterone levels would destroy the camera and all electronic devices within 127 feet

Remember the rolling blackouts in California? That was me on a flight from San Francisco to San Diego ;)

:laugh2:

[BigD]

54. Snyder actually thought Tom Cruise was REALLY Jerry Maguire.

[Deep_Freeze]

55. Snyder tried to sign Tom Cruise as an offensive tackle. 80 years, 20 billion.

[The30YardSlant]

55. Snyder tried to sign Tom Cruise as an offensive tackle. 80 years, 20 billion.

Too bad his agent, Zenu, believed his client was worth far more

[Deep_Freeze]

Too bad his agent, Zenu, believed his client was worth far more

Ahhh, Gibbs talked him into it. Who is Zenu anyway.....lol??

[The30YardSlant]

Ahhh, Gibbs talked him into it. Who is Zenu anyway.....lol.

You need to know the whole background on Tom Cruise and his crazy *** scientology thing

[Deep_Freeze]

You need to know the whole background on Tom Cruise and his crazy *** scientology thing

Ohhhh, I forgot about that.....lol.

[LaTunaNostra]

56. Snyder's infamous ten dollar fan parking fees for practices.

[LaTunaNostra]

Keep up, people, keep up...

57. Clinton Portis' lame arse personas, including Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Kid Bro Sweets, and Coach Janky Spanky.

And yeah, I realize my IQ falls 20 points just for remembering those names.

[peplaw06]

58. Their constant insistence that THEY are the REAL America's Team because they reside outside the Nation's Capital.

[Deep_Freeze]

Keep up, people, keep up...

57. Clinton Portis' lame arse personas, including Southeast Jerome, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Kid Bro Sweets, and Coach Janky Spanky.

And yeah, I realize my IQ falls 20 points just for remembering those names.

God, you remember those names.............is it you Clinton??? Come on, tell the truth......lol

[peplaw06]

59. That their Messiah Joe Gibbs can't even show enough class to look at Bill Parcells after he gets beat.

[LaTunaNostra]

God, you remember those names.............is it you Clinton??? Come on, tell the truth......lol
I also remember Dolla Bill and Reverend Gunna Change.

But like I said, my gray matter is much the worse for it. :)

60. Little Napoleon Snyder threatening to buy Lav Coles a wide screen tv because it was the only place he would ever see a NFL game again. Yeah. The 'blackball' threat.

PS Yeah Peplaw! The 'non' handshaker.

[Boyzmamacita]

61. The way they make us wear blue even though it obviously doesn't matter, seeing how we beat them 8 years straight.

[LaTunaNostra]

62. Mike Rumph.:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[5Stars]

64. The rat faced Gibbs calling all Cowboy fans "ugly" without looking in the mirror first...

[BigDDynasty]

63. http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8910/ph2005092000100jd8.jpg

[Boyzmamacita]

63. http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8910/ph2005092000100jd8.jpg

Help, Mommy, Help. It's Cold!!!

[jazzcat22]

50. Because they're the Redskins. No other reason is necessary, just added evidence.

That was my 1st thought when I seen the thread...just needed to read through all the post to see if anyone else said it before me.
And should be the #1 reason.

[Bob Sacamano]

62. Mike Rumph.:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

:lmao2:

[The30YardSlant]

62. Mike Rumph.:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

We have a winner :laugh2:

[Deep_Freeze]

65. Didn't let Jamie Fox sit on the front row, instead the Cruiser man.

[LaTunaNostra]

66.http://photos.imageevent.com/hermsherald/terryii/small/9t4.jpg

[peplaw06]

67. Joe "I couldn't spell cat if you spotted me the C and the T" Theisman (which rhymes with heisman by the way). :rolleyes:

[Deep_Freeze]

68. Sean Taylor's rap sheet.

[peplaw06]

68. Sean Taylor's rap sheet.69. That even though Sean Taylor has a rap sheet, the Redskins fandom can't admit he is a bad dude... The man is out to get him:laugh2:

[Deep_Freeze]

70. Heath Shuler

[The30YardSlant]

71: http://images.nfl.com/photos/insider/img6099254.jpg

[LaTunaNostra]

72. The very idea (popular at Extreme fantasies) that Cooley is on the same plane (or planet) as Witen.

[Deep_Freeze]

73. The savior Steve Spurrier, what happened, lol.

[Boyzmamacita]

74. That stupid marching band.

[peplaw06]

Have they always worn white at home, or did they steal that from us too?? If they stole it... #75.

[LaTunaNostra]

76. Cretin Snyder insisting on being addressed by all and sundry as "Mister Snyder".

[Deep_Freeze]

77. In a classless move, Doug Williams wins the Super Bowl for them, then they get rid of him the next year.

[The30YardSlant]

76. Cretin Snyder insisting on being addressed by all and sundry as "Mister Snyder".

God what I would give for 5 minutes in a room alone with him.

[Deep_Freeze]

78. Everytime Joe Theismann picks up a microphone.

[LaTunaNostra]

God what I would give for 5 minutes in a room alone with him.
I'm sure after those five minutes, "Ms. Snyder" would be more appropriate.

[The30YardSlant]

I'm sure after those five minutes, "Ms. Snyder" would be more appropriate.

LTN takes it strong to the hole. Two plus the foul :lmao:

[peplaw06]

79. That they stole the soul of TCU grad and Sweetwater, TX great Sammy Baugh. He now lives in the small town of Rotan, TX. I consider him a Texan first, and try to forget he was a Redskin.

[jrumann59]

80. Redskins tried to sign Moose when he was a FA.

[peplaw06]

81. That they killed Vince Lombardi. Okay it was cancer, but I'm sure his one year in Washington didn't help ;)

[The30YardSlant]

81: The Redskins did sign Deion when he was a FA

[The30YardSlant]

81. That they killed Vince Lombardi. Okay it was cancer, but I'm sure his one year in Washington didn't help ;)

It was George Allen. He was young and misguided

[jrumann59]

82. Redskins are the most valuable sports franchise.

[LaTunaNostra]

LTN takes it strong to the hole. Two plus the foul :lmao:
Uhh, you mean the hoop? :laugh1: But, either way.

83. Gibbs current state of puppetized de-ballification. A HOF coach letting Danny Boy turn his offense over to Saunders, defense totally over to Williams.

A mere "figurehead". Sad.

[peplaw06]

82. Redskins are the most valuable sports franchise.
85. That they think this mantle also means they are "the true" America's Team.

[Deep_Freeze]

82. Redskins are the most valuable sports franchise.

Not quite, lol.

[LaTunaNostra]

It was George Allen.

86. That reminds me..turning Allen's old slogan into "The Future Was Yesterday".

[peplaw06]

87. That they also signed Norv Turner away from the Dynasty.

[Deep_Freeze]

Edit, 84 was skipped cause there were 2 number 81s.

[The30YardSlant]

de-ballification

:lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2: :lmao:

Can't.....breathe.....need......oxygen......

:lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2: :lmao:

[kmd24]

88. They've cornered the market on blocker magnets.

[peplaw06]

By the way... #75: That they started wearing white at home after us it right. We started wearing white at home in the 60s, and were the first team to do so. The Skins started doing it in 1981 when Gibbs was hired.

[kmd24]

90. Osaka

[kmd24]

91. Fired Marty Schottenheimer to hire Steve Spurrier.

[peplaw06]

92. Speaking of uniforms... what was up with the Florida State copy of the spear on the helmet when Spurrier was the coach?? Was that a throwback or just a copy?? Did they think Spurrier coached at Florida State, and try to make him comfortable?? Or was it a curse on Spurrier?

[LaTunaNostra]

well, I want to say "John Hall, Wide left!" but visions of Suisham and Vanderjagt keep intruding.

so # 93 will have to be this guy - he makes Rowdy look cool.
http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20060717-093330-4663.jpg

[Wolfpack]

63. http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8910/ph2005092000100jd8.jpg

I bet he sent a tape of that in too.

[Deep_Freeze]

94. Alot of their fans are in politics. Enough said.

[Waffle]

95. Charged $10 a head for their fans to visit training camp. Pathetic. Ought to count two spots.

[Clove]

96.http://image.sporting21.com/history/nfl/DeionSanders.jpg I HATE THAT PICTURE, HOW COULD YOU DEION!!! I know you mentioned it #81

[Clove]

97. I hate this website http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/

[peplaw06]

so # 93 will have to be this guy - he makes Rowdy look cool.
http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20060717-093330-4663.jpg98. He also makes Crazy Ray look sober...

http://ww1.sportsline.com/b/apphotos/CowboyRay12896.jpg

:D

[LaTunaNostra]

99. Danny takes back the Washington Post's tickets ostensibly due to 'scalping', but many believe because of 'bad' coverage.

Read this!

http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/newsletter/PostSkins_lg.jpg

[peplaw06]

100. That they were the last team to integrate, and held out until 1962.

[Clove]

101. caption this http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/62_Snyder.JPG

[peplaw06]

At 101, close this thread. It should be bronzed in the CZ hall of fame. Great thread HH.

[LaTunaNostra]

The End. http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpg

[Clove]

I think it should be a weekly tradition started before every opponant.

[Clove]

http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpg:lmao2:

[peplaw06]

I think it should be a weekly tradition started before every opponant.
Good idea, and very ambitious. However, I don't know that we could come up with 101 reasons why the New Orleans Saints suck (or some other non-rival, non-successful team). They just suck, plain and simple:D. We may be able to do ten reasons for those teams though.

[SuspectCorner]

The End. http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpg
they stand awfully close to those urinals, don't they? might as well be sittin'....

[Clove]

Good idea, and very ambitious. However, I don't know that we could come up with 101 reasons why the New Orleans Saints suck (or some other non-rival, non-successful team). They just suck, plain and simple:D. We may be able to do ten reasons for those teams though.We have a ton of brilliant minds on here, believe me, we can do it and we WILL!!!!! KILL THOSE DEADSKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[Deep_Freeze]

We have a ton of brilliant minds on here, believe me, we can do it and we WILL!!!!! KILL THOSE DEADSKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Yeah, I don't see it for every game, but big ones against division foes is worth it.

[Hostile]

The End. http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpgWay too much estrogen in that picture.

:laugh2:

[5Stars]

:dissskin:

[BrAinPaiNt]

The End. http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpg

:laugh2: :lmao2: :bow:

That is just an instant classic

Notice the one guy is wearing knee pads LOL

[The30YardSlant]

The End. http://www.sportsfanmagazine.com/sfm/graphics/stories/HoggettesPeeing.jpg

:lmao2: