I Found A Lost Copy Of The 700 Page Playbook

[THEHEREAFTER]

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170228&page=1&pp=15


"I Found A Lost Copy Of The 700 Page Playbook

Guys, this is amazing, I was driving along today and saw what appeared to be a HUGE book lying on the side of the road. Being an avid reader, I decided to stop and check it out and lo and behold it was a lost copy of the 700 page playbook. On the cover it said, "Al Saunders 700 Page Playbook - For Mark Brunell's Eyes Only" Now, I couldn't resist; I opened it up and read the first few pages. I figured this is a Redskins only site, so I could post my findings here. Remember, do not let anyone else know about this. If news of this spread around the league, well then you can only imagine how much that would hurt our offense and prevent us from scoring offensive touchdowns against teams like the Cowboys.

Page 1: Halfback Dive Left Guard to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts on virtually ever first down - (Note: it looked like he tried to write in TJ Duckett's name beside Ladell Betts, but he was out of room on the margin, so maybe this explains why Duckett didn't get any carries in Week 1)

Page 2: Halfback Off Right Tackle to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts

Page 3: End Around Reverse

Page 4: End Around Reverse

Page 5: End Around Reverse

Page 6: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 7: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 8: Deep Post - ("Mark, for the love of God, if Santana isn't open by minimum 10 yards, throw it away IMMEDIATELY - Al")

Page 9: Tight End Out - ("Mark, if Cooley comes open here, THROW IT AT HIS FEET, I repeat, THROW IT AT HIS FEET - Al")

Page 10: Throw Away - ("Mark, just drop back, look left, then throw it away - Al")

Page 11: Punter Quick Out - ("Mark, on this play throw it in the direction of Frost as he comes onto the field to punt - Al")


Well, I felt bad about reading anymore, since this type of information is dangerous in the wrong hands, but I had to share it with you guys."

[mwj473]

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170228&page=1&pp=15


"I Found A Lost Copy Of The 700 Page Playbook

Guys, this is amazing, I was driving along today and saw what appeared to be a HUGE book lying on the side of the road. Being an avid reader, I decided to stop and check it out and lo and behold it was a lost copy of the 700 page playbook. On the cover it said, "Al Saunders 700 Page Playbook - For Mark Brunell's Eyes Only" Now, I couldn't resist; I opened it up and read the first few pages. I figured this is a Redskins only site, so I could post my findings here. Remember, do not let anyone else know about this. If news of this spread around the league, well then you can only imagine how much that would hurt our offense and prevent us from scoring offensive touchdowns against teams like the Cowboys.

Page 1: Halfback Dive Left Guard to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts on virtually ever first down - (Note: it looked like he tried to write in TJ Duckett's name beside Ladell Betts, but he was out of room on the margin, so maybe this explains why Duckett didn't get any carries in Week 1)

Page 2: Halfback Off Right Tackle to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts

Page 3: End Around Reverse

Page 4: End Around Reverse

Page 5: End Around Reverse

Page 6: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 7: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 8: Deep Post - ("Mark, for the love of God, if Santana isn't open by minimum 10 yards, throw it away IMMEDIATELY - Al")

Page 9: Tight End Out - ("Mark, if Cooley comes open here, THROW IT AT HIS FEET, I repeat, THROW IT AT HIS FEET - Al")

Page 10: Throw Away - ("Mark, just drop back, look left, then throw it away - Al")

Page 11: Punter Quick Out - ("Mark, on this play throw it in the direction of Frost as he comes onto the field to punt - Al")


Well, I felt bad about reading anymore, since this type of information is dangerous in the wrong hands, but I had to share it with you guys."

:lmao2: :lmao:

[BrAinPaiNt]

Page 9: Tight End Out - ("Mark, if Cooley comes open here, THROW IT AT HIS FEET, I repeat, THROW IT AT HIS FEET - Al")

:lmao: :lmao2: :laugh2:

And whoever wrote that at ES I give you a :bow:

[fortdick]

If you follow the thread, you see the guy got flamed for posting this. IT was all Brunell's fault, not the playbook.

Doesn't anyone realize the Skins would be 2-0 with Campbell starting?

[sbuscha]

:lmao2: :lmao:

"blame it on the rain...."

[wileedog]

If you follow the thread, you see the guy got flamed for posting this. IT was all Brunell's fault, not the playbook.

Doesn't anyone realize the Skins would be 2-0 with Campbell starting?

I kinda agree with them. I don't care how good your 700 pages of plays are, when the QB dumps off at the slightest hint of pressure and barely looks downfield anyway you are not going to win many games.

[Hoov]

# 10 made me laugh so hard.

[mwj473]

# 10 made me laugh so hard.

I think #10 should read like this:

Play #10 - Throw away - Look toward Redskin sideline, locate Coach Gibbs, drill him right between the eyes. I will be the next head coach in DC, except if you aim for Gibbs, you will hit anything but him, sighhh

I only say this because how badly he wants to be HC

[adbutcher]

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170228&page=1&pp=15


"I Found A Lost Copy Of The 700 Page Playbook

Guys, this is amazing, I was driving along today and saw what appeared to be a HUGE book lying on the side of the road. Being an avid reader, I decided to stop and check it out and lo and behold it was a lost copy of the 700 page playbook. On the cover it said, "Al Saunders 700 Page Playbook - For Mark Brunell's Eyes Only" Now, I couldn't resist; I opened it up and read the first few pages. I figured this is a Redskins only site, so I could post my findings here. Remember, do not let anyone else know about this. If news of this spread around the league, well then you can only imagine how much that would hurt our offense and prevent us from scoring offensive touchdowns against teams like the Cowboys.

Page 1: Halfback Dive Left Guard to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts on virtually ever first down - (Note: it looked like he tried to write in TJ Duckett's name beside Ladell Betts, but he was out of room on the margin, so maybe this explains why Duckett didn't get any carries in Week 1)

Page 2: Halfback Off Right Tackle to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts

Page 3: End Around Reverse

Page 4: End Around Reverse

Page 5: End Around Reverse

Page 6: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 7: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 8: Deep Post - ("Mark, for the love of God, if Santana isn't open by minimum 10 yards, throw it away IMMEDIATELY - Al")

Page 9: Tight End Out - ("Mark, if Cooley comes open here, THROW IT AT HIS FEET, I repeat, THROW IT AT HIS FEET - Al")

Page 10: Throw Away - ("Mark, just drop back, look left, then throw it away - Al")

Page 11: Punter Quick Out - ("Mark, on this play throw it in the direction of Frost as he comes onto the field to punt - Al")


Well, I felt bad about reading anymore, since this type of information is dangerous in the wrong hands, but I had to share it with you guys."
:lmao:

[Hostile]

Oh this is beautiful stuff.

:laugh2:

[MichaelWinicki]

This was the post made by someone called "Petedaddy" at Extremeskins doing a great job of ripping the "700 page playbook" of Washington offensive coordinator Al Saunders.... This is some funny stuff! :lmao2:



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Guys, this is amazing, I was driving along today and saw what appeared to be a HUGE book lying on the side of the road. Being an avid reader, I decided to stop and check it out and lo and behold it was a lost copy of the 700 page playbook. On the cover it said, "Al Saunders 700 Page Playbook - For Mark Brunell's Eyes Only" Now, I couldn't resist; I opened it up and read the first few pages. I figured this is a Redskins only site, so I could post my findings here. Remember, do not let anyone else know about this. If news of this spread around the league, well then you can only imagine how much that would hurt our offense and prevent us from scoring offensive touchdowns against teams like the Cowboys.

Page 1: Halfback Dive Left Guard to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts on virtually ever first down - (Note: it looked like he tried to write in TJ Duckett's name beside Ladell Betts, but he was out of room on the margin, so maybe this explains why Duckett didn't get any carries in Week 1)

Page 2: Halfback Off Right Tackle to Priest Holmes, er Larry Johnson, er Clinton Portis, er Ladell Betts

Page 3: End Around Reverse

Page 4: End Around Reverse

Page 5: End Around Reverse

Page 6: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 7: Wide Receiver Screen

Page 8: Deep Post - ("Mark, for the love of God, if Santana isn't open by minimum 10 yards, throw it away IMMEDIATELY - Al")

Page 9: Tight End Out - ("Mark, if Cooley comes open here, THROW IT AT HIS FEET, I repeat, THROW IT AT HIS FEET - Al")

Page 10: Throw Away - ("Mark, just drop back, look left, then throw it away - Al")

Page 11: Punter Quick Out - ("Mark, on this play throw it in the direction of Frost as he comes onto the field to punt - Al")


Well, I felt bad about reading anymore, since this type of information is dangerous in the wrong hands, but I had to share it with you guys.

[LeonDixson]

The guy has a good sense of humor even when frustrated

:lmao2:

[skinsngibbs4life]

this gave me quite a good laugh this morning :laugh2:

its good to see some skins fans are trying to turn their depression into humor... god knows they need it over there at ES

[superpunk]

If you follow the thread, you see the guy got flamed for posting this. IT was all Brunell's fault, not the playbook.

Doesn't anyone realize the Skins would be 2-0 with Campbell starting?

Bull. Most people thought it was funny.

[superpunk]

this gave me quite a good laugh this morning :laugh2:

its good to see some skins fans are trying to turn their depression into humor... god knows they need it over there at ES

Does ES explode if you lsoe to the Texans this week?

I don't se3e it happening, but I'm rooting soooo hard for it to happen, for the comedy alone.

[skinsngibbs4life]

Does ES explode if you lsoe to the Texans this week?

I don't se3e it happening, but I'm rooting soooo hard for it to happen, for the comedy alone.

people over there are already saying that our entire coaching staff needs to quit, and that we need to overthrow Dan Snyder as an owner(which wouldnt be a bad thing)

If we loose next week, ES will have to shut down or something. It will be UGLY

[superpunk]

people over there are already saying that our entire coaching staff needs to quit, and that we need to overthrow Dan Snyder as an owner(which wouldnt be a bad thing)

If we loose next week, ES will have to shut down or something. It will be UGLY

I've got my Houston foam finger ready.