Like Steven King... I write the horror....

[TheNatureBoy]

Lemme paint the pciture for ya ....

Sunday rolls around - you're fired up...Turkey Day is right round the corner....two juicy Cowboys games in 4 days time...coming off a feel good trouncing of the AZ Cards.....

You got that bounce in your step as you put your Jay Novacek SundayBest Jersey on...some of you head to your favorite seat...with your favorite Bevarage of choice - some lucky enough to get to the Big Stadium and see America's Team live...

You think we're gonna be the team to knock the Colts off, who've squeaked by the last few...do for an "L" sooner or later...right?

Kickoff comes...the wife is out the house or your significant other... Colts get the ball to the Cowboys 37 ....

Manning comes out....play clock running down as he overlooks the defense , audible, adudible.....back to pass....BAM...Ben Utect WIDE OPEN down the right seam with Number 54 trailing behind...Gain of 39 ....Manning back to pass....BAM gain of 18 on an unstoppable comeback route to Reggie Wayne...Henry nowhere to be found....Next play ....Screen to Joseph Addai to Carp's side....Touchdown.....7-0 63 yards in 3 plays....
Cowboys ...3 and out v an improving defense.....Punt to the Colts 30 return to the Colts 42 ...1st play ...4 WR set...Cowboys scramble....Wayne Splits Henry and Roy ....Henry pulls him.down PASS INTERFEARENCE #42 ...ball on the 17 YD line - next play - play action - Dallas Clark WideOpen at the 4...walks in ...Touchdown....14-0 ....

NOT SAYING WE WILL LOSE AT ALL....AT ALL.....

BUT

This is what we're up against ...a machine....a well oiled machine....We HAVE TO MATCH whatever points they throw up early...
Say whatever you want....the Cowboys present a field day for a Big Play offense...even Leinart completed a big play Down the sideline. v.s us....It's what we do ....give up big plays or take PI's ....you don't just stop that against Payton Unitas....

I'm scared of getting embarrassed, nevermind losing....That 44-0 Bears win in 85' still sticks in my head to this day....

[Dave_in-NC]

I just can't take any one who has a wrassler's pic in every post serious.

[windward]

We will NOT lose 44-0.

[Jimz31]

Lemme paint the pciture for ya ....

Sunday rolls around - you're fired up...Turkey Day is right round the corner....two juicy Cowboys games in 4 days time...coming off a feel good trouncing of the AZ Cards.....

You got that bounce in your step as you put your Jay Novacek SundayBest Jersey on...some of you head to your favorite seat...with your favorite Bevarage of choice - some lucky enough to get to the Big Stadium and see America's Team live...

You think we're gonna be the team to knock the Colts off, who've squeaked by the last few...do for an "L" sooner or later...right?

Kickoff comes...the wife is out the house or your significant other... Colts get the ball to the Cowboys 37 ....

Manning comes out....play clock running down as he overlooks the defense , audible, adudible.....back to pass....BAM...Ben Utect WIDE OPEN down the right seam with Number 54 trailing behind...Gain of 39 ....Manning back to pass....BAM gain of 18 on an unstoppable comeback route to Reggie Wayne...Henry nowhere to be found....Next play ....Screen to Joseph Addai to Carp's side....Touchdown.....7-0 63 yards in 3 plays....
Cowboys ...3 and out v an improving defense.....Punt to the Colts 30 return to the Colts 42 ...1st play ...4 WR set...Cowboys scramble....Wayne Splits Henry and Roy ....Henry pulls him.down PASS INTERFEARENCE #42 ...ball on the 17 YD line - next play - play action - Dallas Clark WideOpen at the 4...walks in ...Touchdown....14-0 ....

NOT SAYING WE WILL LOSE AT ALL....AT ALL.....

BUT

This is what we're up against ...a machine....a well oiled machine....We HAVE TO MATCH whatever points they throw up early...
Say whatever you want....the Cowboys present a field day for a Big Play offense...even Leinart completed a big play Down the sideline. v.s us....It's what we do ....give up big plays or take PI's ....you don't just stop that against Payton Unitas....

I'm scared of getting embarrassed, nevermind losing....That 44-0 Bears win in 85' still sticks in my head to this day....

Once again...a person who has been influenced by the media.

Question for ya...would this "well-oiled machine" have scored more points than we have? I would think so....but they didn't. So, if THEY are a "well-oiled machine", what does that make us since our offense has scored more points than them?

[CrazyCowboy]

You bring up some very good points especially about the fact that Manning is a machine! He is just awesome....

[TheNatureBoy]

We will NOT lose 44-0.

:D Lets hope!

[Fan Since 77]

I wasted one minute of my life reading this post.

[superpunk]

The Nature Boy >>>>>http://www.mattbarrett.net/photos/butcher.JPG<<<<<<The English Language

[Bob Sacamano]

yo, Town Cryer

any freakin' good news??

[kTXe]

The Nature Boy >>>>>http://www.mattbarrett.net/photos/butcher.JPG<<<<<<The English Language

:lmao:

[TheNatureBoy]

:lmao:

That was actually pretty weak b/c my English was just fine .....

[superpunk]

That was actually pretty weak b/c my English was just fine .....

Seriously. That guy posting those pics is so lame. I vote for ban.

[Tuna Helper]

If you're gonna write horror, at least get the name right. It is Stephen King and not "Steven" King.

I hope your writing resembles "Steven" King because I've never heard of him.

[TheNatureBoy]

yo, Town Cryer

any freakin' good news??

Not really when A Henry and Roy Williams are charged with covering the dynamic duo ...

[demdcowboys#1]

How can anyone take you seriously, last week you posted a similar thread about "How the Cardinals game will be the toughest game of his career". Here is the thread

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70244

Seems every week you post something negative about how Dallas will get beat, yada yada yada. Looks like you predicted us to go 0-16, with all the ridiculous posts made. Seems like you have no faith in the team, and every week we will be dominated that will result in a loss. BTW thanx for wasting my life with this pointless thread..........

Sorry but...........

http://www.ondmis.dk/billeder/forumpics/tiredofcrap.jpg

AND


http://www.ondmis.dk/billeder/forumpics/thisthreadsucks.jpg

[Tuna Helper]

Great edit job on the title. Makes sense now.

[Dallyjake]

Same guy that said we would be beat by the Cards. You are one negative dude. Change your name to the Negativo Boy.

[TheNatureBoy]

Great edit job on the title. Makes sense now.

just 4 you....:star:

[TheNatureBoy]

Same guy that said we would be beat by the Cards. You are one negative dude. Change your name to the Negativo Boy.

how bout Honest Abe?

[juck]

Lemme paint the pciture for ya ....

Sunday rolls around - you're fired up...Turkey Day is right round the corner....two juicy Cowboys games in 4 days time...coming off a feel good trouncing of the AZ Cards.....

You got that bounce in your step as you put your Jay Novacek SundayBest Jersey on...some of you head to your favorite seat...with your favorite Bevarage of choice - some lucky enough to get to the Big Stadium and see America's Team live...

You think we're gonna be the team to knock the Colts off, who've squeaked by the last few...do for an "L" sooner or later...right?

Kickoff comes...the wife is out the house or your significant other... Colts get the ball to the Cowboys 37 ....

Manning comes out....play clock running down as he overlooks the defense , audible, adudible.....back to pass....BAM...Ben Utect WIDE OPEN down the right seam with Number 54 trailing behind...Gain of 39 ....Manning back to pass....BAM gain of 18 on an unstoppable comeback route to Reggie Wayne...Henry nowhere to be found....Next play ....Screen to Joseph Addai to Carp's side....Touchdown.....7-0 63 yards in 3 plays....
Cowboys ...3 and out v an improving defense.....Punt to the Colts 30 return to the Colts 42 ...1st play ...4 WR set...Cowboys scramble....Wayne Splits Henry and Roy ....Henry pulls him.down PASS INTERFEARENCE #42 ...ball on the 17 YD line - next play - play action - Dallas Clark WideOpen at the 4...walks in ...Touchdown....14-0 ....

NOT SAYING WE WILL LOSE AT ALL....AT ALL.....

BUT

This is what we're up against ...a machine....a well oiled machine....We HAVE TO MATCH whatever points they throw up early...
Say whatever you want....the Cowboys present a field day for a Big Play offense...even Leinart completed a big play Down the sideline. v.s us....It's what we do ....give up big plays or take PI's ....you don't just stop that against Payton Unitas....

I'm scared of getting embarrassed, nevermind losing....That 44-0 Bears win in 85' still sticks in my head to this day....

Please Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Make it stop!!!!!!!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[juck]

Eff Dick Flair!!!! actor he is.

[Chocolate Lab]

Same guy that said we would be beat by the Cards. You are one negative dude. Change your name to the Negativo Boy.
Or maybe...

BadAttitude?

[sbark]

What, just cause you uppped your post total after the Cards' game with an "apology" of sorts.............TOesque...........

If you miss on this one..........gonna take more than an apologistic post......
Anyone got any ideas..........he wants attention.......

my idea..........if he misses on this.......forget the apolgy...........Moderators just take his post total back down to13..........start over:D

[stealth]

how bout Honest Abe?

bro you arent a cowboys fan, you know very very little about the game.
you post nothing but stuff downing the cowboys.
as a result I am convinced you are redskins fan.


oh and by the way hulk hogan>rick flair

[superpunk]

I don't know why you guys give Ric so much flak for his takes.

He's thinking outside the box, willing to take an interesting side of an issue and explore it. I, for one, deeply appreciate his contributions to the forum. He's one of the most knowledgable posters we have on the forum, and I think we should all show a little gratitude.

[Aikbach]

Stephen king, he is a Stephen and not a Steven unless you are refering to a different man but the author is Stephen.

[Jarv]

I sat next to Rick Flair on a flight from Philly to West Palm once. The guy was shorter than me.

We laughed when I congradulated him on his win against Hulk Hogan, we both got a laugh outta that.

The guy is a good actor.

[juck]

yes and superman has about the same credibility as ric flair.lol.hes a complete downer,y even like a team if all u do is whine about the negatives.

[Billy Bullocks]

All you did was take your post from last week before Arizona, and replace Arizona with Indy, Leinart with Manning, etc.

You need to just shut up. Sure we are aware of what Indy CAN do. But we are also aware of how our team CAN play.

The NFL is full of parody. I think that if there ever was a good chance of a 5-4 team knocking off a 9-0, it's now,

[superpunk]

yes and superman has about the same credibility as ric flair.lol.hes a complete downer,y even like a team if all u do is whine about the negatives.

Superman has never downed anything. Except for maybe.....E-vil.

[Hostile]

The Nature Boy >>>>>http://www.mattbarrett.net/photos/butcher.JPG<<<<<<The English Language
:lmao2:

[Hostile]

I sat next to Rick Flair on a flight from Philly to West Palm once. The guy was shorter than me.

We laughed when I congradulated him on his win against Hulk Hogan, we both got a laugh outta that.

The guy is a good actor.I saw him a couple of times when I lived in Charlotte in the early 1980's and he was the biggest star in the wrestling game.

No joke, he had a Limo with a hot tub in the back and he would ride in it with girls in bikinis with him drinking champagne as he tooled around Charlotte. I never talked to him, but I said Hi Ric one time. He was congenial back.

[TheNatureBoy]

I sat next to Rick Flair on a flight from Philly to West Palm once. The guy was shorter than me.

We laughed when I congradulated him on his win against Hulk Hogan, we both got a laugh outta that.

The guy is a good actor.

He laughed knowing he could chop you and slap the Figure 4 on your legs in 15 secs flat and have you tap out in front of the whole airport ....

[Tuna Helper]

The NFL is full of parody.


Psst...Billy, not to be nitpicky, or to pick on you specifically, but I think you mean that the NFL is full of "parity" and not "parody". I see the word "parody" used a lot in this forum, and I just had to whip out the dictionary:

Parody: 1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule

Parity: 1 : the quality or state of being equal or equivalent

I suppose that you can argue that there is a lot of comic relief and ridicule in the NFL, but I think you are referring to the latter word.

Carry on.

[utrunner07]

Hey Nature Boy, lets make a deal...the Cowboys loose this week and I will not post for the rest of the season...the Cowboys win this week and you can not post for the rest of the season. Sound Good?

[TheNatureBoy]

Hey Nature Boy, lets make a deal...the Cowboys loose this week and I will not post for the rest of the season...the Cowboys win this week and you can not post for the rest of the season. Sound Good?
Hostile would never allow that b/c he knows how valuable I am to this board....



















:laugh2:

[sonnyboy]

Psst...Billy, not to be nitpicky, or to pick on you specifically, but I think you mean that the NFL is full of "parity" and not "parody". I see the word "parody" used a lot in this forum, and I just had to whip out the dictionary:

Parody: 1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule

Parity: 1 : the quality or state of being equal or equivalent

I suppose that you can argue that there is a lot of comic relief and ridicule in the NFL, but I think you are referring to the latter word.

Carry on.


Is this thread a parody of a real thread.:)

[Jarv]

He laughed knowing he could chop you and slap the Figure 4 on your legs in 15 secs flat and have you tap out in front of the whole airport ....

I'm sure that was it. :rolleyes:

When I was a kid, my cousins were firends with Jim Dugan (sp?) in Glens Falls, NY. He was the guy with the 2x4 and Rick and I talked about that. Jim use to stay with my cousin Diane while she babysat our younger cousins. He would toss me around (age 9 or 10 when you were unbreakable) like a rag doll, it was a blast.

Rick Flair was a nice guy, like Hos said. He even told me Jim was a mainiac that didn't always understand the boundries.

Flair and that Tom Cruise guy on Mission imposible are tough guys for sure...

[Tuna Helper]

Is this thread a parody of a real thread.:)

:lmao:

I would say so!

[Dave_in-NC]

I'm sure that was it. :rolleyes:

When I was a kid, my cousins were firends with Jim Dugan (sp?) in Glens Falls, NY. He was the guy with the 2x4 and Rick and I talked about that. Jim use to stay with my cousin Diane while she babysat our younger cousins. He would toss me around (age 9 or 10 when you were unbreakable) like a rag doll, it was a blast.

Rick Flair was a nice guy, like Hos said. He even told me Jim was a mainiac that didn't always understand the boundries.

Flair and that Tom Cruise guy on Mission imposible are tough guys for sure...

:lmao:

[Hostile]

Hostile would never allow that b/c he knows how valuable I am to this board....


:laugh2:I don't like leave the forum bets, but I have no idea why you think I find you valuable to the forum.

[Tuna Helper]

I don't like leave the forum bets, but I have no idea why you think I find you valuable to the forum.

Hos,

Surely stirring up the BS in this forum has to count for something? No?

[Hostile]

I'm sure that was it. :rolleyes:

When I was a kid, my cousins were firends with Jim Dugan (sp?) in Glens Falls, NY. He was the guy with the 2x4 and Rick and I talked about that. Jim use to stay with my cousin Diane while she babysat our younger cousins. He would toss me around (age 9 or 10 when you were unbreakable) like a rag doll, it was a blast.

Rick Flair was a nice guy, like Hos said. He even told me Jim was a mainiac that didn't always understand the boundries.

Flair and that Tom Cruise guy on Mission imposible are tough guys for sure...My Mom grew up across the street from Harley Race. She said he was a legendary tough guy before wrestling came calling.

[TheNatureBoy]

I'm sure that was it. :rolleyes:

When I was a kid, my cousins were firends with Jim Dugan (sp?) in Glens Falls, NY. He was the guy with the 2x4 and Rick and I talked about that. Jim use to stay with my cousin Diane while she babysat our younger cousins. He would toss me around (age 9 or 10 when you were unbreakable) like a rag doll, it was a blast.

Rick Flair was a nice guy, like Hos said. He even told me Jim was a mainiac that didn't always understand the boundries.

Flair and that Tom Cruise guy on Mission imposible are tough guys for sure...

It's not about being all tough...it's about putting guys over...Ric Flair built Pro Wrestling in the South for 20 plus years...he put Kerry Von Erich over when he came to Texas...Tommy Rich in Georgia...Ricky Steamboat in the Carolinas....Dusty Rhodes in Florida ...Everyone wanted a piece of Ric Flair and he would have it no other way....unlike Hogan who refused to lose....Flair understood the "Show" the good of the business...how to sell tickets...he invented the Mic work...
I've met Hacksaw before...he was one wild Irish lunatic...if I recall correctly he had a cuppa coffee with the Falcons...
Let me show you a classic Flair "put over" on TV ...to selll tickets...watch the other...he had zero mic skills - none ...he was big and mean looking is all...but Flair puts him over....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKAQqq14UU

[BrAinPaiNt]

http://thinkingover0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/grad015.jpg

Girl on right -Like OMG we are going to so get beat by the colts.

Girl on left- just rolls eyes

Girl on right - Like we have like no chance no way like OMG

Girl on left - just rolls eyes.

Girl on right - I just don't see a way we will even score, like I could just die like OMG.

Girl on left - Just rolls eyes

Girl on right - I think I will just cry and give up. I no longer have the will to live. Like OMG I am so bummed

Girl on left - Thinks to self....Girl please die and quit with the drama queen routine...just DIE AND GET IT OVER WITH.

Girl on right - Like thanks for being here, thanks for being my friend and listening to me and my concerns...like OMG couldn't you just die.

Girl on left - thinks again to herself...Die queen die!!!

[Dave_in-NC]

Ok so now we need a pro wrasslin section to the forum? geeesh.:D

[TheNatureBoy]

My Mom grew up across the street from Harley Race. She said he was a legendary tough guy before wrestling came calling.

Ric Flair "Harley Race is the best man I've ever wrestled"
Race was a legend, especially in the KC area...Flair dropped the belt there for him outta respect...

[Hostile]

http://thinkingover0.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/grad015.jpg

Girl on right -Like OMG we are going to so get beat by the colts.

Girl on left- just rolls eyes

Girl on right - Like we have like no chance no way like OMG

Girl on left - just rolls eyes.

Girl on right - I just don't see a way we will even score, like I could just die like OMG.

Girl on left - Just rolls eyes

Girl on right - I think I will just cry and give up. I no longer have the will to live. Like OMG I am so bummed

Girl on left - Thinks to self....Girl please die and quit with the drama queen routine...just DIE AND GET IT OVER WITH.

Girl on right - Like thanks for being here, thanks for being my friend and listening to me and my concerns...like OMG couldn't you just die.

Girl on left - thinks again to herself...Die queen die!!!


Oh my gosh, I now have Moon Zappa singing Valley Girl in my head.

:bang2:

[BrAinPaiNt]

Oh my gosh, I now have Moon Zappa singing Valley Girl in my head.

:bang2:

Of all the great work Zappa has done and you only remember Valley Girls...you SHOULD be banging your head against a brick wall...BAD HOSTILE BAD.

:laugh1:

Now go gag yourself with a spoon.

[CowboyMike]

Lemme paint the pciture for ya ....

Sunday rolls around - you're fired up...Turkey Day is right round the corner....two juicy Cowboys games in 4 days time...coming off a feel good trouncing of the AZ Cards.....

You got that bounce in your step as you put your Jay Novacek SundayBest Jersey on...some of you head to your favorite seat...with your favorite Bevarage of choice - some lucky enough to get to the Big Stadium and see America's Team live...

You think we're gonna be the team to knock the Colts off, who've squeaked by the last few...do for an "L" sooner or later...right?

Kickoff comes...the wife is out the house or your significant other... Colts get the ball to the Cowboys 37 ....

Manning comes out....play clock running down as he overlooks the defense , audible, adudible.....back to pass....BAM...Ben Utect WIDE OPEN down the right seam with Number 54 trailing behind...Gain of 39 ....Manning back to pass....BAM gain of 18 on an unstoppable comeback route to Reggie Wayne...Henry nowhere to be found....Next play ....Screen to Joseph Addai to Carp's side....Touchdown.....7-0 63 yards in 3 plays....
Cowboys ...3 and out v an improving defense.....Punt to the Colts 30 return to the Colts 42 ...1st play ...4 WR set...Cowboys scramble....Wayne Splits Henry and Roy ....Henry pulls him.down PASS INTERFEARENCE #42 ...ball on the 17 YD line - next play - play action - Dallas Clark WideOpen at the 4...walks in ...Touchdown....14-0 ....

NOT SAYING WE WILL LOSE AT ALL....AT ALL.....

BUT

This is what we're up against ...a machine....a well oiled machine....We HAVE TO MATCH whatever points they throw up early...
Say whatever you want....the Cowboys present a field day for a Big Play offense...even Leinart completed a big play Down the sideline. v.s us....It's what we do ....give up big plays or take PI's ....you don't just stop that against Payton Unitas....

I'm scared of getting embarrassed, nevermind losing....That 44-0 Bears win in 85' still sticks in my head to this day....

SHUT UP!!! :chainsaw:

[Hostile]

Of all the great work Zappa has done and you only remember Valley Girls...you SHOULD be banging your head against a brick wall...BAD HOSTILE BAD.

:laugh1:

Now go gag yourself with a spoon.I love Zappa, but every time I hear that Alicia Silverspoon in Clueless jargon I hear that song at the same time.

[TheNatureBoy]

SHUT UP!!! :chainsaw:

If that's all you're gonna add keep it to yourself....in fact that's a personal attack - you never see me stooping to that level....


BTW - yeah yeah Moxie...we get the idea already....Moxie...how original...

[BrAinPaiNt]

BTW - yeah yeah Moxie...we get the idea already....Moxie...how original...

Yeah Troll...we get the idea already...Troll...how original.

Give it a rest why don't you.

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know why you guys give Ric so much flak for his takes.

He's thinking outside the box, willing to take an interesting side of an issue and explore it. I, for one, deeply appreciate his contributions to the forum. He's one of the most knowledgable posters we have on the forum, and I think we should all show a little gratitude.

here's his gratitude

*FART!*

[Bob Sacamano]

Hostile would never allow that b/c he knows how valuable I am to this board....



:laugh2:

even you yourself know you're a joke

you are one attention-starved, little man

[TheNatureBoy]

Yeah Troll...we get the idea already...Troll...how original.

Give it a rest why don't you.

I find trolls to be people who add nothing to threads...who just comment on others comments ....which come to think of it....I don't think I've read one thing about the Cowboys from you...not one...either that or I missed it...Perhaps you can enlighten us on the what the team will do v Manning...lets hear it Sunshine...

[TheNatureBoy]

even you yourself know you're a joke

you are one attention-starved, little man

Attention? maybe..little? Never 6 6 265 LBS....

[BrAinPaiNt]

I find trolls to be people who add nothing to threads...who just comment on others comments ....which come to think of it....I don't think I've read one thing about the Cowboys from you...not one...either that or I missed it...Perhaps you can enlighten us on the what the team will do v Manning...lets hear it Sunshine...

No...you just missed it.

I don't feel like making a daily drama queen thread about how this team is going to die or get killed on the field. Than have to go back and take my foot out of my mouth by making a semi apology thread for being so silly.

You are a troll, plain and simple and frankly many are tired of your lame act.

I am not even sure why you even claim to be a cowboys fan, I mean man alive you never expect them to win and than complain when they don't win.

Why not just go off and find another team or sport to follow so you don't have to feel so bad and have no confidence in the team you claim to follow.

But nooo... that would be too easy and boring, you would rather troll on a sports forum and waste peoples time.

It is lame, it is old and it is boring.

Give it a rest.

Here let me help you curb your trolling nature.

closed.