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Signals
03-15-2007, 02:41 PM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!
the kid 05
03-15-2007, 02:45 PM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!

:laugh2::laugh2::bow:
PosterChild
03-15-2007, 02:59 PM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience..

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!


I don't get it...
Signals
03-15-2007, 03:10 PM
I don't get it...Don't try to bate me, of course you got it.;) unless... your a dumb blonde.:D
PosterChild
03-15-2007, 03:23 PM
Don't try to bate me, of course you got it.;) unless... your a dumb blonde.:D

Sir, I am not blonde!
DallasCowpoke
03-15-2007, 05:08 PM
Don't try to bate me, of course you got it.;) unless... your a dumb blonde.:D

It's "bait" and "you're", Brittany. :p:
trickblue
03-15-2007, 05:22 PM
It's "bait" and "you're", Brittany. :p:

It's "Britney", Paris... :D
DallasCowpoke
03-15-2007, 05:38 PM
It's "Britney", Paris... :D

:laugh2: ahhhhh, go fondle an alter boy!
trickblue
03-15-2007, 05:41 PM
:laugh2: ahhhhh, go fondle an alter boy!

It's "Altar" my son...

Bless you
Fr. TB

;)
DallasCowpoke
03-15-2007, 05:55 PM
It's "Altar" my son...

Bless you
Fr. TB

;)

dohhhhhhhh, I GIVE! :bang2:

:laugh2: